Chapter 588: Enlightenment
This emotional intelligence needs to be developed!
Du Jiumei was surprised, looked at Du Balang, who was stunned on the side, and asked, "Brother Starling, what kind of illness is this person committing?" ”
Du Balang shook his head, dragged two sentences, and said: "The young man doesn't know the taste of sorrow, and he is ・・・・・・worried about the new words."
This poem is very familiar!
"Huh?" Du Jiumei was stunned, "Hey, you made these two poems?" ”
Du Balang still wanted to turn around and leave in a personable manner, but he was caught by Du Jiumei, and immediately broke his work, and said: "I'm a child, how can I do such a poem, it's my father who said it to the fifth brother and Li Rui, cold water・・・・・・・ let go of my clothes, pull and pull, it's not like words!" Men and women don't kiss! ”
Du Balang followed Feng Qingyang's side, and he also learned some Feng Qingyang's manners. It's just that it's appropriate for an old man in his seventies to do this, but you are a child who is old-fashioned, it's just a lack of beating!
Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to move thunder!
This sentence is too vulgar, but this is what Du Jiumei wants to say to Du Balang! Adolescent secondary school youth are the most difficult!
"Speak well in the future, don't be so old-fashioned." Du Jiumei said angrily, "Although I am your sister, if you are like this, be careful and I will beat you too!" ”
Du Balang was helpless, shook his head and said: "But women and villains are difficult to raise!" After speaking, without waiting for Du Jiumei's reaction, she ran away, running slowly, and her ears were about to suffer.
Du Jiumei couldn't catch up, and stared dryly.
After Leng Shuihan ran out of Du Jiumei's sight, he stopped, feeling a little melancholy in his heart. I always feel that something is wrong, why is it Du Jiumei's stinky girl in my head! took out a notebook in his arms, sat in the pavilion and looked at it, his eyes were reading books, but his heart was not thinking of the words on the books!
Leng Shui Han has never been in such a state, his heart is like numbness, and he didn't eat in the palace, so he went back early to rest. When I got home, I couldn't read the book, so I went to the backyard to practice swords. until you sweat profusely. After being exhausted, I went back to eat, wash, and sleep!
After eating and washing, Leng Shui Han quickly fell asleep. Leng Shuihan, who has never dreamed, actually dreamed that Du Jiu had turned into a white and tender little bun. Bouncing around him. It just so happened that he was hungry alone. He ate one bite at a time, and ate sweetly, in the blink of an eye. The bun became Du Jiumei's bun face, and he found that he kissed Du Jiu's face, on the mouth!
Suddenly, Du Jiu's buns, who were annoyed and angry, fell to the ground, he got up with a grunt, and then woke up and found that he had sat up, and even felt wet in his pants, and thought that he had wet the bed, but when he untied his clothes, he found something that made his face red. This ・・・・・・ this is the legendary ・・・・・・ relics?
Before, he saw Li Rui get up in the middle of the night to wash his underwear, and when he inquired about it, he knew that there was such a thing! He heard Li Rui say that young and normal men would be like this, and he was immediately frightened, he was older than Li Rui, why didn't he have such an embarrassing experience? Isn't he normal?
Leng Shuihan was embarrassed to tell others that he once secretly went to the famous medical hall in Guangling Mansion to find a doctor to check the pulse. I asked three doctors in a row, and said that he was energetic and normal, but his energy was not on it, so he was slower than others. Leng Shuihan put his mind at ease, he knew that he had made the worst plan, if he had a problem and could not pass on the lineage, he had to quickly tell his father to let his father have another brother with his mother or other women.
Leng Shui Han got up to wash his dirty clothes, and Leng Eleven outside, hearing the sound of water inside, asked, "Young master, are you okay?" ”
"It's okay・・・・・・ it's okay・・・・・・" Leng Shuihan said nervously like a child who had done something wrong and bad was discovered.
"Are you really alright?" Leng Shiyi was not at ease and asked again.
"It's really fine!" Leng Shui Han has been washed, and his dirty clothes are placed on the back of the chair by the window, I hope it can be dried tomorrow morning, otherwise it will be difficult to explain!
The cold water of innocence seems to be a little enlightened!
In Castle Peak Academy before, I heard many classmates tell meat jokes. Leng Shuihan listened ambiguously, and specially found the picture of the spring palace to take a look, ready to be self-taught, and found that a man and a woman in the picture were naked, sitting with all kinds of strange things, boring!
Now I scoff at those things that mean cold water, and now I find that those things, in fact, ・・・・・ are not meaningless at all, but the object is very interesting to change to a white and chubby soft bun. Thinking of this, Leng Shui Han patted his face, it was a little hot, and a certain part of his body was actually ready to move.
Leng Shui Han hurriedly poured a glass of cold water, drank it, got rid of the heat on his body, lay down on the bed, and slept again. It's just that the weather is dry and people can't sleep!
After grinding for a long time, Leng Shui Han fell asleep, and when he got up in the morning, he had two dark circles under his eyes.
When Leng Shiyi saw the young master like this, he thought that the young master was sick, so he hurriedly went to ask for a doctor.
After the doctor came, he took a look at Leng Shui Han, and then observed that there was no femininity in the room, no wonder this young man was holding back like this!
"It's no big deal, the weather is dry and dry, Leng Gongzi is on fire, and he will open two pairs of fire-clearing medicine to drink, and it will be fine." The doctor smiled and said, "My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good, the son has also reached the age of marriage, marries a wife early, and starts a family, so he won't be on such a big fire!" ”
Leng Shiyi was stunned when he heard this, and immediately understood, the young master is thinking about his daughter-in-law! Especially in the morning, he pushed the door in, saw the dirty clothes hanging on the back of the chair by the window, and immediately understood why there was a sound of water in the young master's house last night.
Leng Shui Han was surprised, this old man, so strange, he takes medicine when he gets hot, what does it have to do with marrying a daughter-in-law!
However, in order to maintain the face of knowing everything in front of his subordinates, he will not ask the doctor, and if he wants to ask, he will ask secretly.
After Leng Shui Han took the medicine, he went to the palace and studied his homework with Li Rui beside Feng Qingyang. In fact, it's not a review of homework, but a breeze that is clear and chatting with them, saying everything, broadening their horizons, and responding to the theory of countermeasures is beneficial.
After chatting for an hour in the morning, Du Jiumei also sent snacks as usual.
This time, the dim sum is a chicken cake, just out of the pot, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, of course, for the wind to blow, the baking time is shorter, tender.
"Cold water cold, this is your favorite chicken cake!" Du Jiumei personally put a plate in front of Leng Shui Han, "Hurry up and eat, eat and drink enough and don't want to go home!" ”
Du Jiumei also joked with Leng Shuihan as usual, and directly summarized Leng Shuihan's strange behavior yesterday as homesickness, so that endocrine disorders and mood swings were very ・・・・・・ (to be continued.) )