I was promoted, and according to the past, there was green smoke on my ancestral grave.

I'm not a very good person, and that's what I'm talking about in officialdom.

When I was young, I never thought that I would be promoted, and when I became an official, I didn't think about how to become an official. Nowadays, people are squeezing their scalps to become officials, although I am a person who hates corrupt officials, but I know the rules of officialdom, what are the new "four basic principles" "Smoking basically depends on delivery, drinking basically depends on supply, wages are basically not moving, and wives are basically not used." "I understand these things, but I don't understand them until I get them, I don't understand them if I don't get them, this principle is not a general principle, it's just the ordinary distinction and normality, it's the goal of life to be achieved by cultivation, and when I reach this stage of life, isn't it the primary stage of immortals?

Nowadays, who is not an official can understand the benefits of this, being an official for thousands of miles just to eat and wear, that is a thing of the past, and the current thing is not only to eat well, but also to be good in other aspects, this is the life goal I am trying to achieve.

What describes the work of officialdom, saying that it is "strong tea brewing, cigarette chattering; The sofa is lying and the newspaper is read; Listen to the music, accompanied by the little secretary; The tonic is eaten, and the wine is drunk; Public money is spent, private money is saved; bribes are collected, anti-corruption is spoken; The superiors coaxed, and the subordinates lied; belly slumped, fashion wearing; The sauna is washing, the ballroom is soaking; Foul language is spoken, civilized language is spoken; The young lady hugged and rubbed mahjong; Prostitutes and women are prostituting, and wives are idle. However, I only laughed it off occasionally.

They say let them say it, I can control people's mouths, they say they also want to achieve, but they can't reach them and say us, this is also a normal situation, they don't know how much more? This is just a superficial image, and the image on the surface only represents a part of the people, not about the majority, if we don't work like this, how else can we work, I said, when Lei Feng is too stupid, when Jiao Yulu is too tired, being an ordinary official is the most affordable.

I said this at the venue, I successfully did the difference between my heart and mouth, I said human words in front of people, I said nonsense in front of ghosts, how many solid words do I have, I don't know, what happened to me as a person, since then, there is no right and wrong in the world, black and white, justice and evil, am I still a person? Sometimes, when I think of myself, I feel that I am a terrible person, shameless, thick, dark, hard, and very smelly.

Since these things exist in society, these things are not invented and created by me, why should I deny its existence, but I still have a conscience sometimes, and this conscience is to let me sometimes say some grandiose words, but also tell some lies, and even more lies.

I didn't judge anything from it, and I don't know what the profound theoretical connotation is, but I feel that my conscience can't get by, and I want to show my own life burden, I just want to be a good official who is an official for one term and create a good official on the people's side, I just want to get rid of these bad habits, return a simple folk style, and return a clear sky to the party, how can I let these bad phenomena of the Kuomintang period be filled and dismantled in real life, so that the people scold us for these officials for not doing things properly, and scold us for eating idle food?

In the face of these complicated situations, I want to clean up this bad habit at the meeting, I speak loudly, I speak hard, I am sorry for the old folks, sorry for the toiling public, everyone unanimously agrees with my anti-** voice, and at the meeting are both hands to support my voice. At the same time, I formulated a few inaccuracies for party members and cadres, saying that I formulated it, but in fact, I also copied it from the Internet. But my content is:

1. It is forbidden to participate in any form of gambling and feudal superstition activities, create, disseminate, and spread rumors and gossip, and organize, instigate, or participate in illegal petitioning activities.

2. It is not allowed to avoid contradictions, pass the buck, shirk responsibilities, and fail to perform duties in the work.

3. It is not allowed to participate in entertainment activities unrelated to work, such as playing poker, mahjong, chess, computer games, stock speculation, and chatting on the Internet during working hours.

4. It is not allowed to make up excuses to deceive the organization and leave the job without authorization.

5. It is forbidden to use one's authority to accept cash, negotiable securities, payment vouchers, valuables, and travel arrangements from relevant units, enterprises, and individuals, and it is not allowed to accept or participate in banquets and various consumer entertainment activities that may affect the fair performance of official duties.

6. It is forbidden to take advantage of one's position to seek personal interests for oneself, one's spouse, children and other relatives, and to accept gifts at weddings and funerals, children's education, housewarming, or hospitalization.

7. It is forbidden to use public funds to entertain guests and give gifts, entertain each other, consume on credit, and participate in financial investment and high-consumption entertainment activities paid with public funds.

8. It is not allowed to dispose of state and collective funds and assets in violation of regulations.

9. It is forbidden to brutally enforce the law, make things difficult, attack, retaliate, eat, take, card, and demand from the supervised service objects, and it is not allowed to enforce the law after drinking.

10. It is not allowed to impose punishments without legal basis, and the punishment is light or severe, and the punishment is to be managed by the fine.

The document was issued, everyone also studied, and according to my requirements, each department has written the experience and posted it on the wall, I visited several departments, we feel that they have done a very good job, so I feel that my work is also satisfied.

These days, my beauty, I feel that my talent is particularly high, the level is quite remarkable, the county TV station broadcasts a video of me going to the countryside to guide the work every day, and the document is full of my signature.

However, in fact, it is not like that, I went to the countryside and heard the people say, I am fooling around, the cadres are still in that style, and these things you have engaged in, they have done it before, and it does not play a role, it is really a waste of money, formalism, it is better that you do not issue any guidance, there is no activity to let the people live in peace.

There are also people who say that I am a big corrupt criminal making a report, a small corrupt criminal is listening to a report, and a poor middle peasant is wearing handcuffs, which is a special irony for me, I don't care what they say, because they dare not say it to me, not to mention, I can control what they say, they say that as long as they don't go to the elegant hall, as long as they stay in the primitive stage, they can't capsize the boat, anyway, I can't see it, I don't care, I don't care about it.

I really can't imagine that I serve the people wholeheartedly, but the people don't appreciate it, I am dedicated to work, but my work has not improved, and I want to do a good job in economic construction, but I might as well sit and listen to the wind. I can't figure out why? I can't help but think of an incident that happened a few days ago, a child-like person, in the process of going to the countryside, read a couplet that was:

"1. The masses are running around, the leaders are approving and approving, the departments are going around, the meetings are going back and forth, and the last question is still *which*in*to*go.

2. The first leader says one is not two, the second leader says two is not one, the third leader says three and four, the fourth leader is yes yes, the fifth and sixth leaders, just take notes and do not open their mouths.

3. Officials say clichés, experts tell nonsense, businessmen tell lies, rich people talk crazy things, and poor people talk angry words! ”

After saying that, the boy ran away as fast as he could, and the rest of the village laughed, and I knew that someone was instructing me, and I blushed, and I couldn't speak, and I thought, how can this be? Oh, it turns out that the problem is here, I have understood, I have to get rid of these bad styles, how to do this job?

I decided to reform, first of all, I want to streamline the organization, I want to let those talented people come up, I want to let people who have the ability to come out to work, I want to let people who can do things to help me work, in this way, I first transferred Du Datong and Wang Guotong to work in the government department, I am afraid that others will say that I use a private person, but I know a truth, if there is no own people, I will definitely not be able to do my own things, these things are to build the party for the public, ruling for the people.

I changed the driver Du Datong, let him be my life secretary, since then, I went there to investigate other people don't know, I can also understand the real situation in the township, I changed Wang Guotong to be the head of a police station under the public security, and then, I raised it step by step and entrusted it with important tasks.

I adjusted the wind of the organization to let out, and the people who gave me gifts came to my home in a stream, and knew where I lived, these situations were not what I wanted, so people spread a joke, "If you want to be rich and transfer cadres, you want to be promoted and give favors." "This can make me stupid, my original intention is often misunderstood by everyone, my bitterness is often distorted, then I know, this officialdom is really not advancing or retreating, deep is not shallow, often is not the main body, often full of activities, my time is not up to me, my speech is not up to me, the draft is drafted by the secretary, the drafting is according to yesterday's draft, just changed some things from the past, added some new slogans, it seems, I really can't hold on.

If you want to say, I don't lack money, but when the money comes, I can't push it away, saying that I have no humanity, saying that I don't give face, saying that I look down on others, and some saying that I am too little...... These things are really showy and unreasonable.

In short, I have to take this money if I don't take it, and I have to take it if I don't take it. This official has to give it, and if you don't give it, you have to give it, if everyone doesn't go to work, is it just me a good person? That's not true! Let's talk about the matter of receiving gifts, at the beginning, I knew, and later, I didn't know how much others sent, and I did things for others, of course I don't have to pay it back, and I must return it if I didn't do anything.

However, I am not a fool, whoever gives me is worthy of me, and whoever does not give me also knows that from this line, who is his own person, who listens to his own words, I really know in my heart.

Those beautiful sisters are here, they want to please me, you see how smart the parents are, their eyebrows are affectionate, their bodies are slender, not much worse than Xi Shi, not worse than Zhaojun's quality. But I love Wang Aiying with all my heart, and I always ignore the kindness of others, and often treat the kindness of others as the liver and lungs of a donkey.

People say that I don't understand amorous customs, and some say that I am sexually impotent, no matter what they say, but I just don't want to be sorry for Wang Aiying. As for the other words, they said it so badly that I couldn't learn to speak, and I said that the person who wanted me to drink came, and I forgot about it, and said that I had syphilis*, in short, I had everything I said......

I am such a person with baggage, I am such an honest person, I am such a person who wants to do work, and I want to get things done, but I don't have three heads and six arms, and I can't get rid of the palm of the world after all.

In this way, in the officialdom, I had to get close to the ink black, and I became one of them, so that everyone was at ease, and I was also relaxed.

This kind of problem came out again, and when the people saw me like this, they also knew that I Jianglang was exhausted, and he no longer represented the people, and they had more voices against me, saying that they wanted to bring me down, saying that they wanted to sue me? What the? The emergence of these problems, I really feel that the reform has entered the deep water area, if I am not careful, I will let the water drown me, and if I am not careful, I will lose my fame and future, what can I do? When I wasn't an official, I wanted to be an official, and when I was an official, I was afraid of being an official, and I was worried about entering and retreating, it seems that this thing is really not a thing.

This is not the crux of the problem, the key question is the relationship chain, what is the officialdom relationship chain?

When A becomes a great official, he will raise B and his gang up;

b went up and brought up c and the gang again;

c went up, and brought d's gang up......

In other words, once a son of heaven and a courtier, the entire officialdom is a big net woven by interpersonal relationships. This net is not condensed by "the pursuit of justice and common ideals", nor is it formed under the constraints of laws and regulations.

Since I have made such a screw, I have to protect my own interests, I deeply understand that the Chinese people are such a lack of beating, when you are for them, they say that this is not good, then it is not good, when you beat them, they will obey.

In order to safeguard the interests of our officialdom, we must unite as one, we must unite with the outside world, and we must build a firm relationship, so that the ship can withstand the wind and waves, and the partners can get warm.

I pondered and meditated, and finally I had a backbone, I want to be an official to the end, never let go of power, always grasp the gun, the printing handle, the money bag, I have reached the official position, my heart is going to be black to the end, I am not right to the top, I am not to the outside, I am not to the strong, not to the weak, I want to have a bad conscience, my conscience is worthless, my moral concept must be abandoned, so that I can be shameless, in order to keep my political life.