85_85637When Lin Tianbad came home at night, he saw Chen Mengqian pouting, staring at Lin Tianbad and saying dissatisfiedly: "Tell me honestly, did you go to find the cuties again behind my back before?" ”

"No, I just went to see someone, where do you want to go!" Lin Tianbai spread his palms and said speechlessly: "If I go to find a beautiful cutie, why will I come back now." ”

"Hmph, who knows if you're a fast gunner!" Chen Mengqian snorted and said disdainfully.

I'll rub it, this is the humiliation of Chiguoguo! Buddy grabs a golden dragon, and tens of millions of beauties can't stop it. And now, I am actually despised by my girlfriend!

"Honestly, where am I fast!" Lin Tian said angrily: "Let's go, let's go into the bedroom, I'll prove it to you!" ”

As he spoke, he pulled Chen Mengqian towards his bedroom.

"Get out of the way, if you don't solve the matter of Nalan Xiyue, you are not allowed to touch me." Chen Mengqian shook off Lin Tian's arm and said angrily.

"Oh, that's it."

Lin Tianbao suddenly realized: "Okay, it's okay, when I finish telling you about the matter, let's prove it again." ”

Prove it! Chen Mengqian had a secret hatred in her heart, her face turned crimson, and she gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Tianxiao, waiting for the other party's explanation.

Looking at Chen Mengqian's appearance, Lin Tian said boringly: "What is that, the name is too long, I can't remember it." I didn't know her at all before, who knows which nerve she had made the wrong one, and she actually came all the way to Beijiang to find me, and she had to post it upside down. In my guess, maybe I was too handsome, so I was hooked on her. ”

Listening to Lin Tianbad's words, Chen Mengqian couldn't help but smile secretly in her heart, this Lin Tianbad is indeed outrageously narcissistic.

However, hearing that Lin Tianbai couldn't remember the other party's name, Chen Mengqian's heart was at ease, and she couldn't help but smile and said: "That blue-haired beauty is a big beauty, aren't you really tempted?" ”

"Well, I really don't feel anything."

Lin Tianyan gestured: "Except for the color of your hair is a little brighter than yours, and then the chest, En is a little bigger than you, and the rest is nothing." ”

"You!"

Chen Mengqian covered her chest with both hands, her breath fluctuated for a while, Lin Tianbao This was definitely intentional! I know that the most dissatisfied thing is my boobs, and I still make fun of myself like this!

However, Chen Mengqian looked at her chest, and she was also depressed, she looked really good! With a glimmer of hope, Chen Mengqian asked shyly: "Lin Tianxiao, do you think she is really small?" ”

"Do you want to hear the truth or lie?"

"Of course it's true!"

Looking at Chen Mengqian's chest, Lin Tianqiang thought for a moment and said, "There is a well-written poem that can just describe your chest." However, you must not be angry after listening to it, or I will not talk about it. ”

"Say it, I promise not to kill you when the time comes." Chen Mengqian encouraged.

Lin Tianwei glanced at Chen Mengqian crampedly, coughed lightly and said: "Ahem, this poem is written like this: the little lotus shows its sharp corners, and there are two dates on the poached egg." There is another sentence that can be described, and that is that the alphabet songs are all older than you at the beginning. ”

"Lin Tian is bad!"

Listening to Lin Tian's bad words, Chen Mengqian couldn't help it, and finally broke out! This is so annoying, it's so deceitful! Do you say that about your girlfriend?

"Didn't you say that you weren't angry, look at you, you're angry again"

Lin Tian sighed helplessly and said, "Isn't it a little smaller?" But now you can at least be regarded as a 'half-step A-class' master, right? Don't worry, you're not far off to be promoted to 'A-level'. ”

"I'm obviously already in A, okay!" Chen Mengqian blushed and said with reason.

"Is it there? I can't see it, but it's okay, don't forget that your husband and I are a miracle doctor, and I will definitely make your little breasts swell up quickly like a bun! Lin Tianbai looked at Chen Mengqian and said with an oath.

Listening to Lin Tian's bad words, Chen Mengqian was shy for a while, this is too vulgar, right? However, Chen Mengqian still had a trace of excitement, Lin Tianqiang was a miracle doctor, and he definitely had a way to enlarge his breasts!

"Do you really know how to enlarge your breasts?" Chen Mengqian asked in a low voice with a blushing face.

"Of course, men have breast enlargement, don't you know?" Lin Tian said with a wicked grin.

"What do you mean?" Chen Mengqian was a little dazed.

Lin Tianpo explained: "Put your hands on your poached egg every day and rub it, and then insist on it for a month, it will definitely work wonders!" ”

"you, if it works, why should I use you, I won't rub it myself!" Chen Mengqian looked at Lin Tianxiao angrily, and was very dissatisfied in her heart, this guy had some bad ideas, and it was useless at all!

Lin Tian said in a bad manner: "Nonsense, of course it's useless for you to rub it yourself!" How do you learn biology, men rub, that will make you produce estrogen, and then promote physical development. ”

"Ahh That's what happened! ”

Chen Mengqian's frightened little rabbit was pounding in her heart. At this moment, she learned a lot of knowledge, no wonder the married women are very big, it turns out that this is the reason. However, what is Xu Xinya's deal? Is it talented?

"Do you need my massage? Don't worry, with me here, it will definitely make you go through a gorgeous transformation from poached eggs to bastards! Lin Tian smiled evilly, unspeakable.

"Fuck off, you're a bastard!"

Listening to Lin Tian's bad words, Chen Mengqian couldn't help but feel angry, and directly changed the topic and said, "What show are you going to perform at the New Year's Day party in a few days?" ”

"Oh, New Year's Day is indeed much more than a bastard. But I don't have time! ”

Lin Tianbao spread his hands, sighed, and said helplessly: "Now the time is pressing, after the final exam, I have to go out again, and I also need to prepare now." ”

"Get out? Where are you going? Hearing that Lin Tianbad was going out, Chen Mengqian couldn't help but feel nervous in her heart, could it be that Lin Tianbad was leaving?

Looking at Chen Mengqian's nervous appearance, Lin Tian couldn't help but wonder: "I'm just going out, and it's not that I won't come back, but the time is a bit long, it will take about a month." Well, don't think about me when I'm away, if you need it physically, it can be with you. ”

Saying that, Lin Tianbao directly put a cucumber in front of Chen Mengqian.

"Oh, by the way, when you use it, wash it in advance, and pay attention to hygiene" Before the words fell, Lin Tianbao ran away directly, and slipped into the room and locked the door. Only Chen Mengqian's face was crimson, staring at Lin Tian's back with an annoyed expression, and she stomped her feet