"You say you can't change your temper? Well, now it's okay, not only are you hated by the young master, but even I am affected."

Out of the box, Gu Wu's bodyguard glared at Xiao Qi fiercely. It is not easy to gain the favor of the superiors, but it is a matter of minutes to get their bad feelings, and he has worked hard in the Li family for five years, but the result is not as good as the impression in the young master's heart in the half hour of the evening.

"That's it! Both of us are difficult brothers, things are already like this, is it useful to say more? Let's think about it, after returning to the family, the young master's punishment! Xiao Qi said weakly.

Over the years, he has stayed by Li Yuntian's side, he is used to the scenery and comfort, if he loses this job, he really doesn't know what he can do, will he run back to be a mercenary? He didn't want to live a day of life with his head on his belt all the time.

"I'm not so pessimistic!" Gu Wu's bodyguard thought about it and said: "As long as the young master is still in Yanhe City for a day, he will still have to use the two of us, as long as we do things well in the future, things may have a turnaround." ”

"Oh yes!" Xiao Qi's eyes suddenly lit up: "It's still brother, you have vision!" Oops. He suddenly clutched his stomach: "My stomach is uncomfortable, it's convenient for me to go to the toilet, and I'll learn from you later!" Xiao Qi said and rushed towards the toilet like a whirlwind.

Behind his back, Gu Wu's bodyguard shook his head and learned from me? Don't cheat me, thank God!

Rushing to the toilet, Xiao Qi took off his pants, "crackling" a roar, and then felt comfortable, after the comfort, he found a very embarrassing thing, there was no paper in the toilet.

What to do?

Call your companion and ask him to bring the paper?

Thinking of Gu Wu's bodyguard complaining about his tone and demeanor, Xiao Qi felt uncomfortable in his heart. How big of a deal? As for that exaggeration?

Picking up the phone, he thought about it and put it back in his pocket. I was scolded by the young master, and I felt very unhappy, but if I was complained by my companions again because of the toilet paper, the mood would be even worse than I could describe.

Let's wait a little longer!

In a century-old restaurant, there are always a lot of toilets, and when someone comes in, they can borrow some toilet paper. Thinking like this, Xiao Qi squatted and took out his mobile phone to play.

Behind the door, Ye Chen threw away the large roll of paper in his hand, put a yellow sign that was being cleaned at the door, and then walked towards the toilet next to Xiao Qi.

Originally, he wanted to wait for Gu Wu's bodyguards to come before he did it, but at the moment, it seemed that this idea could not be realized.

Then come one by one! Although it is a bit troublesome, there will be fewer variables.

Hearing the door of the toilet next door, Xiao Qi was overjoyed and hurriedly knocked on the partition: "Hey! Brother next door, discuss something! ”

"What's the matter?" Ye Chen's voice suddenly became rough, if he didn't look at the real person, he would definitely not be able to imagine that his age would be less than thirty years old.

"Brother, lend me some paper, I just forgot to bring toilet paper." Xiao Qi said in a slightly flattering voice.

"No, no! I didn't bring much with me, just enough for my own use! ”

"Brother, save a province, give me a little even, thank you!"

"No, you can't save it, how can you save it?" Ye Chen covered his mouth desperately, almost bursting out laughing.

Xiao Qi was annoyed in his heart, he couldn't wait to smash the toilet partition with one palm and snatch the paper over.

However, after thinking about it, he resisted the urge again.

Nima, this is a century-old restaurant, if you accidentally make some noise and make headlines, the joke will be big.

"Fengtian Group bodyguard, a century-old store grabs toilet paper, and fights against customers! Just thinking about the headline, he shuddered! If Li Yuntian knew, it was estimated that he would even swallow his heart alive!

Spit out, Xiao Qi continued to have a flattering smile on his face: "As the saying goes, all brothers in the four seas, one side is in trouble and all sides support, brother, you can do the little brother a favor!" ”

Ye Chen pretended to be moved by Xiao Qi's words, was silent for a while, and said, "Give you toilet paper, what good can I do?" ”

Nima! Give some tissue, what other benefits do you want? If you put it in normal times, you see the roll paper, and you don't bother to pick it up.

Xiao Qi was almost angry, he asked with a wry smile: "That brother, what benefits do you want?" ”

Ye Chen began to settle the accounts: "You say, this toilet paper was originally only enough for one person, but now, you insist that I give you half of it!" It's like I have a million in my pocket, and you insist that I give you 500,000! This affection must be worth eight thousand, right? ”

I'm grinning! Compare a piece of toilet paper to a million, Nima, why don't you take a bike and compare it to a Ferrari? It's not a level of stuff at all, how can it be comparable?

But at this juncture, Xiao Qi can't get angry yet, and he can only curry favor, in case he annoys the other party, he runs out of paper, pats his farts and leaves, and he can only wait stupidly.

Xiao Qi took out his trouser pocket and found that there were only more than five hundred yuan in cash, he smiled flatteringly: "Brother Tai, with your affection, it is worth eight thousand yuan no problem, but I only have five hundred yuan left in my pocket!" You see"

There was silence in the toilet next door, and after a while, the rough voice sounded again, listening to the tone, it seemed to be as painful as stripping off a piece of meat: "Okay, five hundred is five hundred, if it weren't for the good of your brother, and for the sake of our fate, my brother would be reluctant to sell you, come on, pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with the other." ”

The corners of Xiao Qi's mouth twitched wildly. Nima, 500 yuan to buy some toilet paper, it's like I took a big advantage! Congenial! Who is with you? said so righteously, if you change places, Lao Tzu promises not to kill you!

Ye Chen tore a piece of paper from the palm of his hand, sprinkled some white medicinal powder on it, and then handed it over from under the partition.

Looking at the truncated paper that made people hurt to the egg, Xiao Qi was about to cry. Nima, five hundred! Can't you make people happy?

After finishing the toilet paper, Xiao Qi hugged his pants, opened the toilet door, and prepared to walk outside.

As soon as he took the step, he suddenly felt a little itch in his buttocks, and he couldn't help but buckle it.

Xiao Qi's buckle seemed to have stabbed a hornet's nest, and it was out of control. He buttoned one, two, three, one after another, the more he buttoned, the more itchy, the more itchy, and even, there was a little inexplicable pleasure

Ye Chen opened the toilet door and came out, looked at Xiao Qi's clumsy performance with a smile, picked up his super phone, and took a hundred consecutive shots.

Xiao Qi was stunned for a moment, isn't there a middle-aged uncle next door? How did you become this kid surnamed Ye? Even during the time he was stunned, he didn't stop the movement of his fingers.

"How? Doesn't it feel sour? Ye Chen asked with a sly smile.

"Nima!" Xiao Qi's eyes suddenly widened angrily, in this case, how could he not understand that all this was done by Ye Chen?

"Lao Tzu beat you to death!"

Xiao Qi suddenly raised his fist and smashed it towards Ye Chen, as soon as the fist was halfway smashed, he felt that his buttocks were itching uncomfortably, so he closed his fist and buckled it twice, and then raised his fist and closed his fist again It became a cycle.

Ye Chen didn't pay attention to Xiao Qi at all, he stared at the Bailian shooting in his mobile phone, and said with a slow smile: "Fengtian Group's metamorphosis ~ perverted bodyguard, crazy buckle buttocks in the toilet, is this the degradation of human nature, or is it a special fetish?" Well, this one definitely makes headlines! ”

I'm the sun, you're the moon! This is the rhythm of Lao Tzu to die!

Listening to Ye Chen's words, Xiao Qi almost didn't spurt blood.

"Alright, the aftershow is over!"

The smile on Ye Chen's face suddenly retracted, a chill emanated from him, he smashed his fist on Xiao Qi's stomach, and after the other party held his stomach in pain, he slammed his palm on his neck.

Bang!

Xiao Qi was very simple, rolled his eyes, and fainted in the toilet.

Ye Chen took out Xiao Qi's mobile phone and threw it away, then closed the toilet door very considerately and slowly walked out of the toilet.

Who's next?

Gu Wu's bodyguard sat outside the luxurious box, playing with his mobile phone boringly while guarding Li Yuntian's safety.

Although Li Yuntian told him to get out, as a qualified bodyguard with professional qualifications, as long as he was not fired, he must protect the safety of his employer under any circumstances.

Of course, he was still a little cautious. I stay outside so conscientiously, even if I don't have merit, there is hard work! When Young Master Li saw it, maybe he was moved in his heart, and it was not necessary that he had restored his trust in himself.

At this moment, the mobile phone in his hand suddenly vibrate.

Gu Wu's bodyguard opened it and found that it was a text message, sent by Xiao Qi's mobile phone.

Contents: Brother, I forgot to bring toilet paper, I'm tired of helping to send some over!

Gu Wu's bodyguard smiled bitterly, this bastard, can't he let himself worry a little? Even when I went to the toilet, I asked people to send paper to wipe their buttocks.

That's it! Anyway, he has nothing to do, and depending on the situation, the young master will not call himself immediately, so let him run errands!

Gu Wu's bodyguard took a pack of tissues and walked towards the toilet, and when he saw the yellow card at the door of the toilet, he couldn't help but smile bitterly again: "This bastard is too unsophisticated!" Sanitation is being done inside, and he also rushed in to go to the toilet, deserving of no toilet paper! ”

"Little Seven! Little Seven! In which toilet are you, make a noise. Walking into the toilet and looking at the closed five toilets, Gu Wu's bodyguard shouted.

Suddenly!

Gu Wu's bodyguard trembled, the cold hairs on his back stood up, and a strong sense of crisis came from behind.

Bang!

Before he could turn around, an unrivaled force struck him in the back.

Gu Wu's bodyguard pounced forward violently, lying on the ground "with his butt facing up, flat sand and falling goose style".

"Who's who?"

After landing on the ground, Gu Wu's bodyguard struggled to get up again, staggering around.

Because of the previous blow, the force was too huge, and his head was still dizzy until now, and the scene in front of him appeared from time to time.

Ye Chen walked out from behind the door, approached Gu Wu's bodyguard with a smile, and said in his mouth: "Not bad!" After eating such a heavy blow from me, he didn't faint, much more solid than Xiao Qi's guy, worthy of playing ancient martial arts! ”

Then, he shook his head regretfully: "It would be nice if you just fainted, at least you wouldn't have to suffer any more." With that, he raised his leg and pushed forward.

"Ye Chen!"

Gu Wu's bodyguard finally saw the figure in front of him clearly, and in an instant, his eyes widened as big as bull's eyes.

Immediately afterward, he flew upside down, slammed into the wall, and then, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

At the moment of fainting, a thought echoed in the mind of Gu Wu's bodyguard: Nima! Lao Tzu was pitted by Xiao Qi again!