[Ran^Text^Library] "Oh my God, isn't Cortana gay?" Why did you suddenly hug a man? ”

"And Cortana hasn't got her clothes ...... yet."

And Cortana's hand was still in the ...... The man's underneath ...... Wow! This picture is really exciting and emotional! ”

……

The onlookers began to point fingers and talk there.

As soon as Guan Yufu heard their words, he realized that the girl who threw herself directly into her arms was actually a homosexual, she obviously regarded herself as her same-sex partner, and began to touch it indiscriminately, and she touched the stick under herself.

Guan Yu doesn't care whether she is gay or not, in short, she can be taken advantage of by a woman, Guan Yu feels from the bottom of his heart...... Refreshing. But now this girl is lying in her arms, and it is really embarrassing to be watched by so many people!

Guan Yu almost gritted his teeth with hatred, because he understood one thing, that is, he was tricked by Zhao Guoguo's little girl again!

Guan Yu hurriedly pushed the girl in his arms out and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm here to find a girl named Zhao Guoguo...... Unexpectedly, Gu Du ...... "Guan Yu said this, his eyes still kept looking at the pair of people who were wearing a hood. Take a look, this girl's pair is still quite interesting!

The girl named Cortana was so aggrieved that she almost cried.

"Gah! I recognize who this man is, isn't this man the deputy head of the security department of our school? The man is very handsome, but he didn't expect to be a bird. Beast, actually ran to the girls' dormitory to insult our female students! Let's take pictures! posted on Weibo to expose the most absurd and shameless little security guards in China! ”

At this moment, a female voice suddenly sounded from the crowd, and she also held her mobile phone to take a photo of Guan Yu.

Guan Yu must have looked at the girl who made the sound, and couldn't help but be annoyed, this girl was actually none other than Zhao Guoguo! Zhao Guoguo kept filming himself with his mobile phone, and he also incited the onlookers to take pictures of himself and send them to the circle!

"Take a picture, take a picture! Wow Ka Ka, anyway, I have already filmed the hot scene just now. ”

"yes, yes! This man is really the new deputy head of our school's security department, but I didn't expect him to be a well-dressed bird. Beast, actually ran to the girls' dormitory to insult the female students, and the indecent person is still a homosexual, this Nima is declining, how far has the morality corrupted! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! If you want to be indecent, you should also find a normal girl to be indecent, for example...... I'm like that. ”

“……”

Zhao Guoguo is a big ghost, and he looked at Guan Yu proudly, looking like a villain succeeding.

Cortana almost cried aggrieved, ran straight into the dormitory, and then viciously closed the dormitory door. She's a gay person, only interested in a woman's body, and just now she actually threw herself into a man's arms, oh my God, how dirty a man's body must be, but it feels good to hold that man just now, isn't she gay anymore?

Guan Yu said angrily to the girls: "You all deleted the photos, the truth is not what you think, I am actually here...... The inspection is here, yes, yes, I am the deputy chief of the security department of this school, so I naturally have this responsibility! ”

"Hey, you've checked the body of the female student, do you want to check it for me! But then again, your taste is too low, you actually like a homosexual! One of the girls teased.

“……”

Guan Yu was speechless.

Guan Yu glared at Zhao Guoguo viciously, all of this was caused by Zhao Guoguo, a little villain.

Zhao Guoguo shook his phone, then stuck out his tongue and said, "I'll send your intimate photos to the circle later, my cousin just happened to have my friend, if she reads it, will she have any special thoughts?" ”

“……”

Guan Yu was really angry, he gritted his teeth, walked directly to Zhao Guoguo's side, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked up Zhao Guoguo and carried it on his shoulder, and then a pair of big hands covered Zhao Guoguo's little buttocks.

"Ahh......h What are you going to do? In broad daylight, do you want to force me? Ahhh Strong x! ......" Zhao Guoguo yelled on Guan Yu's shoulder, and he screamed very red.

Those female students were dumbfounded, this security guard was too awesome, he actually took a girl away from the girls' dormitory! Is this really going to be a strong x rhythm!

So they showed their extremely righteous side, and they were about to call the school security department, but as soon as they took out their mobile phones, they suddenly understood, what to call the security department, wasn't the deputy head of the security department who robbed the girl just now! So they called the police directly.

Guan Yu carried Zhao Guoguo on his back, and Zhao Guoguo had a pair of giant mi. Mi, it was pressed on Guan Yu's shoulder, feeling crispy and refreshing, Zhao Guoguo was shouting exaggeratedly, looking a little fake: "Ahhhh......h Brother Leopard, where are you going to take me? Are you trying to force me? People are still young, only seventeen years old, isn't it a little too early? ”

“……”

Syllable!

Guan Yu slapped Zhao Guoguo's little buttocks directly, making a crisp sound, and Zhao Guoguo screamed "ouch", which seemed a bit exaggerated.

"Strong x you, I'm not interested yet." Guan Yu said very pretendedly.

"Humph!" Zhao Guoguo snorted directly, looking very unconvinced: "People want to have breasts, they want to have butts, and they are super invincible Chinese girls in the universe, why are you strong x I'm not interested!" ”

"......" Guan Yu can only express deep speechlessness for Zhao Guoguo's openness.

Guan Yu carried Zhao Guoguo out of the girls' dormitory, during which he met some girls who returned to the dormitory on the way, they looked at Guan Yu's eyes, as if they were looking at monsters, and one hand covered their chests, and the other hand covered their private parts, as if someone wanted to force them.

The aunt Hao of the dormitory manager was still standing there stupidly, after all, she was pointed at the acupoint, and she couldn't move if she wanted to, when Guan Yu walked out with a little Lori on her back, her double yang was like this: 00!

But I was so bitter that I was killed in a dead hole, where can I speak.

"Ahh......h Auntie, come and save me! This man wants to be strong x me! ”

Aunt Dormitory: "......"

"Auntie! Aunt! Auntie ......" Zhao Guoguo almost screamed miserably, but how could the aunt have time to take care of her, after all, she was pointed.

"Holy! Isn't Auntie stupid! How to ignore people! Zhao Guoguo said speechlessly.

Guan Yu carried Zhao Guoguo deliberately upside down, after all, with Guan Yu's bumps, the little girl's big mi. Mi, just rubbing on Guan Yu's shoulder, that feeling - it's really good!

However, Zhao Guoguo was very uncomfortable, because the pair was too big, and he was squeezed by Guan Yu's shoulders, he was almost out of breath, so uncomfortable.

Finally, Guan Yu carried Zhao Guoguo out of the girls' dormitory building, and he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he got out of the girls' dormitory building, everything would be much safer. However, Guan Yu did not mean to let go of Zhao Guoguo, but wanted to find a secluded place to put her down and teach her a good lesson, after all, this little girl was too much.

"Ah...... Put me down, you're going to be strong! Brother Tubao ...... "Zhao Guoguo is almost weak, she doesn't struggle anymore, she actually fell asleep with Guan Yu's squinting eyes, yes, you read it right, Zhao Guoguo is this wonderful, he actually fell asleep on Guan Yu's shoulder!" Make move! Finish!

Guan Yu carried Zhao Guoguo to a garden, after all, there were still fewer people there, and he could do a little more...... Something special.

When he arrived in the garden, Guan Yu said, "Why don't you scream." He was about to put Zhao Guoguo down, but he found that Zhao Guoguo had fallen asleep.

"I'm rubbing! It's small. Niu is really weird, she actually fell asleep! Guan Yu gritted his teeth with hatred.

"Wake up! Wake up quickly! Guan Yu patted Zhao Guoguo's ass and felt good.

And Zhao Guoguo closed his eyes and fell asleep in a daze, his face was quite fleshy, like a little porcelain doll, which made people feel very happy when he saw it, Guan Yu couldn't help but reach out to knead this little Lori's face. But when Guan Yu's hand was not on Zhao Guoguo's face, he heard Zhao Guoguo speak: "Ah...... Brother Earth Leopard, you hate it, don't you spank people's butts! Ahh......hhh You actually took off someone's pants, you're so bad......"

“？”

I rub! Guan Yu was really speechless......

This little girl can't be having some unhealthy dreams, right? And the male protagonist in the dream seems to be himself, and he actually let himself take off her pants.

Ants quack!

Guan Yu has to wake up this little Lori, just such a small gap, this little Lori can do such a spring. Dream, what a strong man this must be!

"Hurry up, don't be spring. Dreamed! Guan Yu snapped and said.

"Ahh Zhao Guoguo screamed, woke up from the dream, looked at Guan Yu with a cute face, and said, "Brother Tubao, you are so bad!" Actually take off someone's pants! ”

“…… Don't be spring. I didn't bother to take off your pants when I dreamed! Guan Yu pouted. But the eyes betrayed him, Zhao Guoguo was wearing denim shorts, revealing a pair of white and flawless little white legs, if she could really take off her pants...... Ahem, what do you think!

"Humph! Brother Tubao, you are so hypocritical, you obviously want to take off my pants, and you still don't admit that you want to take off my pants. ”

"Poof......" Guan Yu really just wanted to vomit blood: "Enough!" Why did you trick me just now, isn't that funny? ”

"Humph! Who told you to hang up on me? And won't answer my phone? Zhao Guoguo pouted and said, but her eyes immediately rolled, revealing a hint of cunning and said: "Brother Tubao, you have a handle in my hand now, I have already taken a picture of you hugging that girl just now, and I will send that picture to my cousin in a while, tsk, I really don't know how my cousin will feel when she sees it." It's kind of exciting to think about. ”

"You ......" Guan Yu glanced at Zhao Guoguo's mobile phone in his trouser pocket, quickly reached out and took out her mobile phone, and then showed off in the mobile phone: "Little girl, it's useless for you to take pictures, I'll delete all the photos in your mobile phone later." ”

"Give it back!"

"Don't give it!" Guan Yu hurriedly opened the phone, and when he saw that there was a password on the phone, Guan Yu naturally didn't know the password, so he could only stare dryly.

"Wow Ka Ka Ka! It's a pity you don't know the password! ”

"But I can drop your phone." Guan Yu made a gesture to drop his mobile phone.

"You...... Vile! Zhao Guoguo cursed.

"You forced it."

"If you fall, you will fall, anyway, my mobile phone photos are connected to the cloud disk, even if you drop the mobile phone, I can still use another mobile phone to find the photos." Zhao Guoguo said with a relaxed look: "Not only do I want to send my cousin a photo of you holding a girl with a body, but I also want to tell my cousin about you soaking so many girls!" Hum! ”

Finish.

Defeated!

Guan Yu is completely defeated!

He really didn't expect this little girl to be so despicable, she completely fell into his trap, hateful and hateful!

Guan Yu raised the mobile phone, hesitating whether to drop the phone, but in the end he gave in and looked at Guoguo with a bitter expression: "What do you say I offended you, you just came to target me like this." ”

"Anyway, you are not faithful to my cousin, and you are widowed with this one every day. The woman hooked up, and hooked up with that black silk girl, and you didn't take the initiative to hook up with me...... Oh no, it's hooking up with my cousin, do you think I can not target you? Zhao Guoguo looked angry and complained about his cousin.

Guan Yu was indeed a little weak by Zhao Guoguo. At night, Guan Yu swore a poisonous oath with Qi Hanyan, saying that she would not marry her, but she did not love her, but it was only a few days later, and she had already been in ...... with a woman car, but also ......

Zhao Guoguo pouted and looked at Guan Yu: "Do you say you are a negative man?" You say I...... My cousin was so kind to you, introduced you to a job, and released you on bail from the Public Security Bureau, why are you so unconscionable? Do you know where my cousin is now? Do you know how much pressure my cousin has to deal with? Do you know what a formidable enemy my cousin has to face? Do you know that my cousin's life is in danger at any time? ”

What the!

Danger to life?

Guan Yu's heart jumped, and his face became very solemn, he was really touched by Zhao Guoguo's words. As Zhao Guoguo spoke, her fat little face became ugly, and she was about to cry: "You don't care about my cousin at all, in fact, my cousin likes you, and you still pretend to be very infatuated, but when she encountered such danger and difficulty, where did you go?" You're just picking up girls that day, you're ...... I hate you! ”

Zhao Guoguo undoubtedly told some truths, and these truths were far from being known to Guan Yu. And Zhao Guoguo's words, every word stabbed Guan Yu's heart like an awl, and Guan Yu's heart was bleeding there.

"Guoguo, tell me quickly, where did Han Yan go?" Guan Yu asked very seriously.

"Humph! I don't know, and I'm not going to tell you! Zhao Guoguo said as if he was angry: "I ignore you, I'm leaving!" Actually, you don't deserve to like my cousin at all, my cousin likes you, but my cousin is blind. Brother Leopard, I will never see you again! I'm so sad too, you don't know what people think! Bye-bye and goodbye! ”

“？”

Guan Yu listened to the first half of the paragraph, but why did she still feel faintly jealous in the second half of her words?

After Zhao Guoguo finished saying these few words, she turned around directly and left decisively, in fact, she was not decisive at all, what she was thinking in her heart was: Brother Tubao, you must stop me, if you don't stop me, I will really leave!

When Zhao Guoguo walked five or six meters away, Guan Yu didn't stop her, so she slowed down and walked three or four meters away......

"I'm dizzy! Brother Dead Leopard, Brother Bad Leopard! Don't you really want to know where my cousin has gone? Don't you really want to ......"

When Zhao Guoguo walked out of ten meters, she was almost desperate. But at this moment, an afterimage suddenly swept in front of her, a pair of big hands directly grabbed her pink shoulders, and then a pair of serious eyes stared at her: "Guoguo, please tell me, where is Han Yan now?" What difficulties and dangers did she face? I'm going to find her! Even if it's the Longtan Tiger's Den, I'm going to break through! ”

Zhao Guoguo's eyes instantly turned red: "Brother Earth Leopard, are you telling the truth?" You're not lying, are you? ”

"Nope! If I'm a liar, call me ...... Let me be hit by five thunders from the sky, my whole body will be broken, I will become a cripple, and I will not be able to cultivate at all! ”

A pink little hand was placed directly on Guan Yu's mouth, it was Zhao Guoguo's little hand, her hand smelled good, with a faint smell of milk: "Brother Tubao, I don't allow you to swear so much, I believe you!" I've always believed in you! ”

Speaking of this, Zhao Guoguo's eyes were full of luster, the kind of luster that looks at his idol.

"Brother Earth Leopard, can I ask you a question?"

"Just ask."

Zhao Guoguo's eyes seemed to be very struggling, and a pair of small hands stirred the hem of his shirt, changing from a lawless little Loli to a shy little lady for the first time, which made Guan Yu a little uncomfortable.

"If Sister Yaoyao and I fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?" Zhao Guoguo asked very, very seriously, with stars shining in his eyes.

Guan Yu almost fell to his knees, he thought that Zhao Guoguo would ask some high-end questions, and it was this problem that stumped countless netizens.

"I'll save ...... All saved! ”

"I mean, who to save first, pay attention to the word 'first'!" Zhao Guoguo said stubbornly.

"And do you know how to swim?"

"No, it won't."

"What about Mo Chuyao?"

"No, it won't."

Finish.

Guan Yu has encountered the most difficult problem in history! Guan Yu didn't want to lie...... But have to lie......

"Say it!"

"I ......"

"Say!!"

"Then I'll jump into the river too." Guan Yu smiled and said, "Die with the two of you!" ”

"Humph! I don't want this answer, you have to say who you save first! If you don't say it, I won't tell you where my cousin is. For the first time, Zhao Guoguo became so stubborn and serious, and her big eyes looked at Guan Yu expectantly.

"I'll save ...... first" Guan Yu pursed his lips, pondered for more than ten seconds, and finally spoke: "Save Mo Chuyao." Because ......"

"Enough!! My cousin is in the capital! Go to the capital to find her! She is now facing great difficulties and dangers, and she will die if she says she will die! After listening to Guan Yu's answer, Zhao Guoguo's eyes suddenly seemed to be lost, she already knew this answer, she already knew!!! She and her sister Yaoyao are incomparable in Guan Yu's mind, he said in person that he wants to save Mo Chuyao first!

"Brother Leopard! I hate you!! ”

After Zhao Guoguo informed Guan Yu of the whereabouts of his cousin, he said these words to Guan Yu viciously, and then ran away quickly, when Zhao Guoguo ran out of more than ten meters and turned a flower bush, her fat pretty face was full of tears: "I already knew that this was the answer, but why can't you lie to me?" ”

Guan Yu stood in place stunned, he seemed to have done something wrong.

In fact, what he wanted to say just now was: save Mo Chuyao first. Because I won't let you fall into the river.

ps: I didn't pay attention, this chapter is a bit too much.