Chapter 12: The old king next door to Li Bai's family
The noon time passed in a flash, and after eating with Zhong Yi and Feng Run, Gu Tian digested the news he inquired from Zhong Yi and thought about what to do next.
I have to say that the complexity of No. 1 Middle School is indeed far beyond Gu Tian's original expectations. In addition to the children of the family, now there are also existences like Jiang Ziya who seem to be above the family, if you add the mystery behind the first middle school itself and what Zhong Yi said in the end, the legendary glamorous queen, some hidden guys, this one is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Although according to Gu Tian's previous thoughts, the more powerful these guys were, the more news he could hear from them or from the forces behind them. But now, it seems that the situation is beyond his ability and has become a little out of control.
Originally, with his own ability, Gu Tian asked himself if he could still compete with the so-called family. But now that Jiang Ziya, Wang Ziyan, Xiang Ling'er and others have appeared, things seem to be getting more and more complicated, is it really feasible to sneak into the plan by yourself? Gu Tian couldn't help but have a trace of doubt.
Since he was a child, Gu Tian was most afraid of trouble, especially those troubles that he couldn't control. This time he went to Jinnan City to inquire about the news, although Gu Tian knew that there would be a lot of trouble, for the sake of the master, Gu Tian could bear it. But now things are much more complicated than I imagined, and there will be more relative troubles, is it really cost-effective to choose this path by yourself?
After digesting some of Zhong Yi's introduction to the situation of the forces in China, Gu Tian was thinking about this issue for a whole noon. After thinking about it, Gu Tian finally made up his mind: continue to be a teacher in No. 1 Middle School to find out the news! In addition, Gu Tian really couldn't think of any other way to find out the news faster than this, and the level of contact was high!
Even if the personnel of No. 1 Middle School are complex, what about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? I want to try how deep the water is! Raising his head, the essence in Gu Tian's eyes flashed, but the perseverance on his face gave people an indescribable convincingness.
Perhaps, Master asked me to come to Jinnan City, I'm afraid he still wants me to have more experience, if I am as conservative and calm as before, I am afraid that I will not achieve the effect of experience, and it is not what Master wants to see.
For some reason, the moment Gu Tian made his decision, he seemed to have a little understanding of this strange task of himself!
The reason why he waited until he was eighteen years old to be told about this task was probably because the master wanted to let him have some skills and come here to experience it again. And the night before leaving, Old Man Kong's complicated expression, although he was very worried about himself, still let himself perform this task, the purpose was to make himself grow stronger!
Even if you can't find out the news of the Master here, as long as you grow to the point where you are strong enough, the news of the Master will come out one day! And the place where you can make yourself strong the fastest is here - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
Gu Tian's eyes burst out with a strong essence, and after thinking about this, he also saw more clearly how to do it now, so he continued to play the role of a teacher.
Thinking that for a long time to come, he would have to play the role of a teacher, Gu Tian's original momentum instantly withered, and it was not easy to be a teacher!
casually glanced at the course schedule on the side, and Gu Tian rubbed his temples with a headache. Nima, the last class in the afternoon is also a Chinese class, what are you going to teach them? In the morning class, Gu Tian passed the test in confusion on the grounds of introducing himself and knowing each other, what about this class in a while, it is impossible to teach these guys killing skills!
As soon as he thought of this, Gu Tian couldn't help but have a headache. He himself has not received formal education since he was a child, although he has learned a lot from Old Man Kong and Master, and survival and communication are not a problem, but if he is allowed to educate others, it is not what Gu Tian is good at.
He took a Chinese textbook from the side and read it carefully. People are always like this, although they know that temporary cramming is not of much use, but there is a self-comfort in their hearts, and it is always better to feel better.
Just when Gu Tian was enriching himself and learning, time seemed to pass very quickly. When Gu Tian was about to read the next text with interest, the harsh ringing bell made him come back to his senses, and he looked at the time, wasn't it his time to go to class?
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone, and he has no time to complain about how time flies so quickly, Gu Tian sorted out his mood, took the textbook and walked towards the classroom with a serious face. It doesn't look like going to class, it's more like going to war!
In the classroom of the first class of the third year of high school, Xiang Ling'er stabbed Wang Ziyan on the side with her hand, and said with a strange expression: "Sister Ziyan, this class is the class of that annoying guy, or let's sneak away, Ling'er is a little hungry." As she spoke, Xiang Ling'er pursed her mouth and touched her stomach, her expression very aggrieved.
Hearing Xiang Ling'er say this, Wang Ziyan's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and a look of excitement flashed in her eyes, but it dimmed again, shook her head and said: "Ling'er, although I hate that guy too, if I take the lead in slipping away, then Uncle Wang's side will not be easy to explain." ”
The relationship between Wang Ziyan and No. 1 Middle School is not simple, and the reason why she can still have her eldest lady's temper in No. 1 Middle School is largely because of the school. If she takes the lead in skipping class, if the school tolerates it, even if other students have no opinions on their faces, they will make irresponsible remarks behind their backs, which will ruin the reputation of No. 1 Middle School, but if they want to be investigated, how should the school pursue it?
In order not to make it difficult for the school, although Wang Ziyan still has the temper of her eldest lady in No. 1 Middle School on weekdays, she has always shown herself as a good student. But today's class is the nasty guy who contradicts herself, although Wang Ziyan wants to skip class, but considering the usual image of a good student, she has to choose to swallow her anger.
It's all to blame on that nasty guy, if it weren't for him, how would I have thought of skipping class! Wang Ziyan's silver teeth were clenched, and there was also a trace of anger on her beautiful face. No, I can't let this guy stay any longer, otherwise I will be turned into a bad boy by him sooner or later, and Uncle Wang will definitely fire him in a while. That's right, fire!
"But, Ling'er is really hungry." Xiang Ling'er looked at Wang Ziyan with an aggrieved expression, and her big eyes were even covered with a layer of mist, as if she was about to cry.
Hearing this, Wang Ziyan glanced at Xiang Ling'er's cute appearance, and was obviously defeated by her. "Okay Ling'er, I'll take you to eat something delicious after school in a while. You know how to eat in a day, and you are not afraid of becoming like Feng Run. Wang Ziyan rolled her eyes and said.
"Hehe~" Hearing Wang Ziyan's answer, Xiang Ling'er instantly put away the grievance, laughed triumphantly twice, and stopped talking, anyway, her purpose has been achieved. Don't look over your head and look at the door of the classroom, it seems that instead of resisting Gu Tian's class, there is still a trace of anticipation.
As soon as he entered the classroom, Gu Tian found Xiang Ling'er's cunning eyes, and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart. Even if I make up my mind to play the role of a teacher, if I can't handle this little aunt and grandmother, I'm afraid that the future will not be so easy.
Gu Tian glanced at the class he was going to take in the future, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile and said, "Okay, let's go to class!" After that, Gu Tian lowered his head and was about to open the textbook, but suddenly realized that he didn't know where the teaching process was.
A few black lines crossed the corners of his forehead, Gu Tian raised his head and asked a little embarrassedly: "Students, where are we in the class, I am teaching you for the first time, and I don't know the progress." ”
Hearing this, the students below couldn't help but snicker a few times, and some students even rolled their eyes, obviously feeling that Gu Tian, the new teacher, seemed to be too white, was he really a teacher? The students below couldn't help but have such a question.
Seeing Gu Tian's embarrassment, Zhong Yi also rolled his eyes, raised his hand and said, "Report to the teacher, our new class is finished in the morning, and the next thing is to review and do test questions to face the next college entrance examination." ”
It's okay not to say it, Zhong Yi said this, and the students below laughed even more, this new teacher is not responsible. There are still two or three months to go before the college entrance examination, and almost every new subject has already been taught, and they have been reviewing for a while. Hasn't this guy been in the third year of high school, and he should have seen a pig run if he hadn't eaten pork!
In short, the impression that Gu Tian left on them at this moment was that he was extremely irresponsible!
Gu Tianyan's old face was also red when he heard this, this Nima can't blame him, who let him really not go to school! But soon, Gu Tian was relieved, and he was slightly relieved. It's good to finish the new class, I won't pit them too much, as for the review, talk nonsense, is it not the same as a review?
At this moment, the happiest thing is Wang Ziyan, who has seen Gu Tian's little white appearance. A smile appeared on her beautiful face, she finally caught this guy's handle, and she came out to be a teacher with this ability, and she was not afraid of being laughed at and delaying the future of the student, which was enough for Uncle Wang to fire him!
Thinking so in her heart, Wang Ziyan also took Ling'er's hand and said with a smile: "Ling'er, I finally found a reason for Uncle Wang to fire this guy, see what he should do now!" ”
"Oh?" Hearing this, Ling'er glanced at Wang Ziyan and chuckled, "But Ling'er thinks this guy is quite interesting, and I don't know where Uncle Wang found such a strange thing, he has no common sense at all, hehe." ”
His ears moved slightly, and with Gu Tian's strength, he could hear the muttering of the two little girls in his ears. glanced at Ling'er meaningfully, it seems that this Nizi has guessed something, it is really amazing. However, hehe, the corners of Gu Tian's mouth hooked up an evil smile, coughed lightly, and began his nonsense. "Ahem, since it's a review, then I want to ask all the students, where do you think the Chinese is the most difficult?"
"Read!"
"Composition!"
Hearing Gu Tian ask this, the students below each said what they thought was the most difficult part of the language, and the answers were inconsistent, but Gu Tian just listened quietly, with the smile on his face still there.
After a long time, after the students at the bottom quieted down, Gu Tian cleared his throat, and then said slowly: "Actually, it is difficult to say that the language is difficult, and it is not difficult to say that it is not difficult, it depends on how you memorize and understand." ”
"My suggestion is that you might as well turn what you think is difficult into something interesting to remember and understand. Just like a reading or essay, everyone understands it by taking it into their feelings, rather than answering questions for the sake of answering questions, as a way to express their emotions, so that it is much easier to learn. "Gu Tian is a serious way.
"For example, if I ask you a question, you will answer it with a poem." Seeing that everyone seemed to understand or not, Gu Tian thought for a while, and asked with a wicked smile on his face, "Who is the cheapest prostitute in the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"Huh!?"
Originally, when they heard Gu Tian's words before, these students still felt that Gu Tian's words were a bit interesting, and they seemed to have looked away from him before, but he actually still had some ability. But after hearing Gu Tian's question, everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes in unison, is this really a teacher?
"Rogue *scoundrel!" Wang Ziyan's face was slightly red, she whispered, and glared at Gu Tian fiercely. looked at Ling'er beside her again, and planned to complain to her for a few words, but saw that this Nizi was pondering there, and it seemed that she was really thinking about Gu Tian's problem, Wang Ziyan really lost to her.
"Does no one know?" Gu Tian glanced at everyone and asked with a chuckle. Seeing everyone nodding their heads, waiting for themselves to announce the answer with a curious expression, Gu Tian smiled and said: "The cheapest prostitute in the Tang Dynasty is the end of the mountain, as for why, because the day is the end of the mountain." ”
Quiet! The entire classroom, after Gu Tian's words fell, fell into a dead silence. Then he suddenly burst into laughter, obviously amused by Gu Tian's explicit words. It's just some reserved girls, who are all slightly red at the moment, but they can't hide their smiles.
Glancing at classmate Wang Ziyan again, at this moment she didn't know whether she was angry with her rogue remarks, or if she was holding back a smile there, her face was flushed, and it was quite cute to cry and laugh.
Seeing Wang Ziyan like this, Gu Tian's eyes lit up, and he waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then continued: "This is the so-called understanding memory, transforming ancient poems into interesting things to remember." Of course, understanding can't be understood in this way, otherwise the college entrance examination will be embarrassing, let alone I taught it. The crowd laughed again.
"Okay, let's ask you another question, or use ancient poems to answer." Gu Tian secretly glanced at Wang Ziyan, and then spoke, "May I ask who Li Bai's wife and daughter are?" ”
"Li Bai's wife and daughter?" When everyone heard this, they all thought about it positively, but after thinking about it for a long time, they still didn't have a clue. They know very well who Li Bai is, but Li Bai's wife and daughter have never been said in history!
"Still no one knows?" Gu Tian shook his head, obviously a little disappointed. Although these students can be said to be smart, they are constrained by some rules and regulations to become conformist mediocrities, and they are probably far behind in other aspects except textbooks.
sighed in his heart, and Gu Tian regained that smile on his face and said: "Then I'll tell you the answer, Li Bai's wife and daughter are Zhao Xianglu and Ziyan respectively, and the reason is that the Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke." After that, Gu Tian didn't forget to take a wicked look at Wang Ziyan who was stunned there, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became more and more obvious.
At this moment, when they heard Gu Tian's answer, no one laughed out loud, and they couldn't help but look at Miss Wang Ziyan one by one, although they wanted to laugh in their hearts, they didn't want to be hated by Miss Wang.
"Ah, I see!" Just when everyone was holding back their laughter, Xiang Ling'er exclaimed in surprise, looked at Wang Ziyan who was stunned on the side, and said angrily: "Sister Ziyan, this guy is scolding Uncle Wang for being the old king next door to Li Bai's family!" ”
Surprise!
For Xiang Ling'er's amazing words, not only the whole class was stunned, but even Gu Tian on the stage was taken aback.
Nima, I just want to make a joke to adjust the atmosphere, how can I scold who is the old king next door, this Nizi's method of breaking the gap is really outrageous!
Catching a glimpse of Wang Ziyan, whose face was becoming more and more gloomy, Gu Tian couldn't help but have a headache, this time it's a lot of fun!