Chapter 048: Master's Turtle Breath Dafa
"After that, I'll also call you the Ninth Master, right?" Fang Tianbao rushed to the back and slapped Brother Blade's waist hard.
"Whatever, you can call it anything, don't call it a leek." The Ninth Master turned his head, and the other party Tianbao smiled.
The moon and stars are scarce, and everything is silent.
Three people, one in front of the other, walked in a small dark alley. Master Lu was in front, Jiu Ye followed, and Fang Tianbao followed at the end because he pulled a plate of urine.
"Master, you still have a new home, why don't I know?" Fang Tianbao pulled the zipper as he spoke. The urine on his hand didn't dry, so he gave Jiu Ye a cigarette, which was still soft. The ninth master saw the water in his hand, and hurriedly waved his hand, signaling to pump his own Zhongnanhai.
"Stinky boy, your master and I, and two two. Milk, do I have to tell you everything? As he spoke, Master Lu stopped. He looked left and right, his eyes shining.
"It's here!" Master said.
"Okay, master, even if you pack two twos. Nurse mother, don't be nervous like this. It's a big deal, the ninth master and I will share the burden for you......"
"Rabbit cubs, there is no distinction between young and old!" Master Lu was separated by the Ninth Master and wanted to give Fang Tianbao a kick.
"Brother Bao, I'm going to get on you, Master Lu's second. Milk, I don't dare to eat it. You see, my wrist still hurts. If you are really sincere, then introduce the person named Lin Helu to me, then I don't dislike it. The Ninth Master rubbed his wrist and said with a smile.
When he was on Flea King Street just now, Jiu Ye's wrist was twisted by Master Lu. Fortunately, Master Lu has mastered the heat. Otherwise, the fast knife hand of the Ninth Master will retire from the rivers and lakes forever. Now, the Ninth Master is already familiar with Fang Tianbao and Master Lu. In addition, his brothers were also sent away by him. Therefore, the ninth master also let go of the joke.
"That's not good, Lin Xiaolu is my little apple, I can't give it to you. I told you, I have my rules......" Fang Tianbao was still arguing, and Master Lu made a "shhh" gesture at them. The two of them didn't speak, just looked at Master Lu quietly.
At this time, the three of them had crossed a long alley and had turned behind a large mansion.
The front of the mansion is facing the street. And the position where the three people are now is actually the front and back door of the big house. There is a front road not to walk, like to walk behind. This is a bit of a problem, which makes Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye scratch their heads.
The mansion has four floors. The ground floor is a storefront. There are two storefronts on the street. One is the auto repair department, and the other is the "Xilaiden Hotel". It is "Sheraton Hotel", and it is called "Xiraton Hotel". In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a copycat small fried shop. Just like in "Domestic Lingling Paint", the "Regent Hotel" that Stephen Chow encountered actually has the same meaning.
Usually, the Grand Hotel Xilaideng, although it also provides some recipes for guests. However, most of the people who come here to eat are migrant workers with runny noses. If you can let go of your stomach and order a plate of fried noodles and a tomato egg soup here, it can be regarded as VIP. Xilaiden Hotel, in this area, is actually quite famous. At the very least, Fang Tianbao heard Sister Feng from the "Fangfang Barber Shop" downstairs often mention it.
Sister Feng said that on the second and third floors of the Xilaideng Hotel, basically each room number is equipped with two or more young ladies. That's right, the second and third floors of this large mansion are used as guest rooms by the Grand Hotel Xiradeng.
"Master, your two two. Milk, it can't be this Miss Xilaiden, right? Fang Tianbao saw that there were two more rooms on the third floor, and there were pink lights, and he immediately guessed that a hand-to-hand fight movie was being played inside.
"Stinky boy, you really have that spare money as a master. Come on, two, let's see if we can climb up from this pipe......" Master Lu finished speaking, pointing to the thick white plastic pipe on the outer wall.
"Isn't it? This tube is plastic, not solid, right? ...... we want to climb up to the fourth floor from here? Fang Tianbao had just hesitated, and the Ninth Master had already left. Damn, it's really a craft. Climbing over the wall to enter the house, stealing chickens and touching dogs, no one can match.
Fang Tianbao looked at the ninth master's buttocks, and sighed: "It's really a fucking gecko......" Ten seconds later, the ninth master followed the white pipe and went up to the fourth floor.
The hallway on the fourth floor, no lights. However, when the moon is in the sky, the silver-white moonlight pours down like a waterfall. By the moonlight, the ninth master suddenly found that all the rooms on the fourth floor were locked from the outside with locks. Moreover, those locks are not generally coarse. The thickest lock, it seems, is the kind that locks the state coffers.
"Come on, no one ......" Ninth Master made an OK gesture to Fang Tianbao on the ground.
"Tianbao, don't give you a shame on the Tianzi number......" As he spoke, Master Lu slapped Fang Tianbao's ass hard from behind.
"But, but, master, he's specialized in this, I, I, I'm ......"
"What am I, haven't the master usually taught you?" Master Lu looked left and right, a little nervous. Well, look at the master is starting to get nervous. Fang Tianbao couldn't care about it so much. He snorted twice, spit out two mouthfuls of phlegm in the palm of his hand, grabbed the thick plastic white tube directly, and got on.
When Fang Tianbao was going down the pipe, the master also followed. A few seconds later, two people went up to the second floor, one after the other, like two geckos. After a few more seconds, the two of them went up to the third floor like two geckos.
Suddenly, Fang Tianbao was lying on the third floor and did not move. He craned his neck, tilted his head, and was looking into the far side of the third floor.
"Bunny, why don't you leave ......?" Master Lu was blocked by Fang Tianbao's ass, he was not up, and he was not. Then, he slapped Fang Tianbao's ass with his hand. Unexpectedly, Fang Tianbao's body was crooked, and he was actually hit by the master on his giant ham sausage.
"What's so good, climb up quickly......" Judging from the swollen object under Fang Tianbao's crotch, this kid must have seen the hand-to-hand combat in the room on the third floor.
"Master, let me take another look? You see, how good people are. She can lift her legs so high, and when she was a child, she must have practiced ballet. Or, it's a girl from an art school, who is usually used to splitting her legs ......" Fang Tianbao's eyes were attracted by the high difficulty in the room on the third floor.
When climbing the first floor, Jiu Ye finished climbing in five seconds because he didn't watch the play. However, it took Fang Tianbao two minutes to climb to the third floor.
"Okay, it's still an art school girl. The master will tell you, here, the youngest, you have to call others Auntie. People live well because they practice too much. This is the same as our Zamabu, do you know ......? As he spoke, Master Lu pushed Fang Tianbao's ass from behind again. couldn't stand the interference of the master in the back, so Fang Tianbao had to reluctantly bid farewell to the "difficult performance" on the third floor.
"Oops, I'm exhausted......!" Fang Tianbao went up to the fourth floor, so tired that he was panting. Just now on the third floor, he stayed too long, and his essence and blood were consumed too much.
"Why is it taking so long, Master Lu......" Ninth Master asked.
"Oh, the master will come up right away, and he'll be right behind me." Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye sat on the ground and lit another cigarette. However, the two of them smoked half a cigarette, and Master Lu hadn't come up yet.
"Brother Bao, should it be, Master Lu, he fell again, right?" The ninth master was worried that Master Lu was old and would not be able to come up.
"No, Master Lu is a good hand, and he can't fall. I'll go take a look......" After speaking, Fang Tianbao quietly came to the place where he had just laid the pipe and took a look. As soon as he saw it, Fang Tianbao was stunned. It turned out that the master had been holding on to the pipe all the time, lying on the third floor, his eyes were staring at the room where the performance was taking place. Master Lu, grabbed the water pipe, stuck it to the wall, and remained motionless. It looked like he was covered in double-sided tape.
"Master, why haven't you come up yet......" Fang Tianbao never expected that in order to watch the wonderful performance, the master would use his "turtle breath**". Fang Tianbao has a lot of opinions about the master. Just now, when he climbed up, he was urging behind. Fortunately, he himself is addicted.
"It's fast, it's fast, I guess, that man, it's a lot, and he can only hold on for five seconds......" After the master said this, Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye were about to collapse. Presumably, if you can't stand it, it shouldn't be Master Lu himself, right?
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Master Lu finally survived. He went up to the fourth floor, pulled out the key, and opened the huge lock on the door of room 405.
"Master, you have your own key, why do you let us climb the outer wall?" Fang Tianbao was puzzled.
"Where is so much nonsense, just exercise. This room, in fact, is not mine. This is your master's ......" When Master Lu spoke, he looked at the ninth master opposite.
"It's from my master?" The Ninth Master was shocked.
"That's right, this house was rented by your master before his accident. This floor has been rented by your master. He paid his rent for a total of 10 years. When Master Lu spoke, his expression was very flat.
"Ten years ......?" Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye were shocked.
"That's right, ten years ago, I met your master Gong Yinan once here. Unexpectedly, that meeting turned out to be a farewell ......" After Master Lu finished speaking, he tilted his head slightly to the side and looked out the window. Through the moonlight, Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye saw Master Lu's eyes full of tears.
"Master Lu, tell me about my master......" The ninth master was very excited, but he just gently pulled the corner of Master Lu's clothes. Every time, as soon as the ninth master heard the news about his master, it was always difficult to hide the excitement in his heart. This time, he was able to restrain his emotions. It was because the Ninth Master saw that Master Lu at this moment was already in tears.
"Master, I'll turn on the light, talk like this, be a little brighter......" When Fang Tianbao just wanted to get up and look for the switch, Master Lu grabbed him.
"Don't turn on the lights, it's useless, the lights here are all broken. Pull the curtains shut, I'll use this ......," Master Lu said, taking out a police flashlight from his arms.
Fang Tianbao and the Ninth Master were secretly shocked in their hearts. What would make a master like Master Lu so nervous? When the two of them were wondering, they saw Master Lu quietly walking to the window of the room. His eyes were blazing, and he quickly glanced out the window. Then, slowly, he closed the curtains. His curtains are soothing and subtle, like a devout Christian shutting up the Bible.
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