263 I want to be a brother to you!
"Hehe, old man, you are so old and take care of your old age, I don't have time to teach you to fight...... This is our young people......" Yang Tao smiled and looked at the funny old man, he was so old and so combative, he was really dissatisfied.
"Hey! Boy, you look down on me like that, don't you? I think I was also very powerful when I was an old man! I also joined the army and fought in the past! Mercenaries you know what! When I was young, I went to Vietnam as a mercenary, do you know? As a result, he was caught and imprisoned in a water prison! Water dungeon do you know what not!? When the old man heard Yang Tao say that he was old, he was not convinced, and retorted angrily on the spot.
"Hehe, since you're so powerful, why can't you even fight a few boys?" Yang Tao retorted.
The old man had never seen any mercenaries at all, let alone fought any battles, all this naturally could not escape Yang Tao's eyes, seeing that Yang Tao was leaving, the old man immediately panicked, but hurriedly grabbed Yang Tao and said. "Boy, you can't go, you helped me get rid of the bad guy today, I want to worship you brother! I'm not going to be your apprentice anymore! I'll be your brother, let's go down! I'm so old, let's call each other brothers! Are you satisfied? ”
"Gah? Brothers? Zhou Xiaoming, Zheng Xiaolu and Yang Tao were almost dumbfounded, looking at this old man who was a martial idiot, in order to learn a trick and a half from Yang Tao, he actually used this.
"Hehe, if you have a daughter or something, she must be twenty or thirty years old, then you can't call me uncle, I have to call her niece!" Yang Tao smiled angrily. This old man can really joke about it, and he would exchange this kind of thing with himself.
"Hey! Don't say it! I really have a daughter! My daughter is the richest man! The richest man in Wolong City! You know no! I don't usually tell him! When the old man saw Yang Tao's disbelief, he was anxious on the spot, and said casually. My daughter is so rich! If you have a relationship with me, then I'm not happy to kill you! ”
"Gah? Richest? Yang Tao was stunned, "Your daughter is the richest man, and you still set up a stall here to sell snacks?" Who is it pitted for? ”
"That's it! I really know what the name of our richest woman in Wolong City is, what is your name? Zhou Xiaoming still knew the name of Jin Mingyue, the richest man in Wolong City, and immediately asked the old man.
"This ...... I'll tell you! My daughter is the famous Jin Mingyue Jin boss! That's why I'm setting up a stall here! It's because I don't want my daughter to think I'm a useless old man! Besides, I can't afford to enjoy the life of a rich man! I love setting up stalls! How's that? ”
"Uh...... Your daughter is ...... Jin Mingyue? When Yang Tao heard what the old man said, he couldn't help but be excited, but he opened his spiritual perspective. What I didn't expect is! This old man really turned out to be Jin Mingyue's father! It's just that it's not a biological father, it's an adoptive father! "I'll go! I've become Jin Mingyue's uncle! Jin Mingyue has become my niece! ”
"Haha! I usually never tell people who I really am! Don't worry! Wait until you graduate! I'll just talk to my daughter, and promise to arrange a good job for you in the future! The old man thought that Yang Tao and the others had already believed it, and immediately laughed happily.
"Cut! Just you, a little old man who sells breakfast, is the father of the richest woman, only the ghost believes it! Zhou Xiaoming not only didn't believe it, but also didn't care that the old man's daughter could find a good job for herself, and snorted coldly and laughed, "I don't need others to help me find a job, my family will help me solve it." ”
"Hmph, stinky boy, in life, there will always be some sad things, don't think that your father has a little ability and no one is in sight. Emperor Lao Tzu also has troubles! The old man sneered and said angrily to Zhou Xiaoming, obviously Zhou Xiaoming's unreasonableness angered the old man.
"Hehe, don't argue, don't argue...... I believe what you said is what you said," Yang Tao hurriedly stopped the two from continuing to argue, but looked at the old man a little funny and said, "I agree to be a brother with you!" ”
"Gah?" Zheng Xiaolu and Zhou Xiaoming were almost dumbfounded! What is the situation! Yang Tao is such an "insidious and cunning" guy who would believe this old man's nonsense? Still married to him? Is there something wrong with my ears? Or is it that Brother Yang deliberately pretended to be a brother with the old man, and then played against him behind his back? But it doesn't seem interesting to be real with this old man?
"Hey, hey! That's right! Or you kid has a vision! Unlike some children with eye problems, they have to wear glasses! The old man was happy and didn't forget to look at Zhou Xiaoming mockingly.
"Uh......" Zhou Xiaoming was speechless, but seeing that Yang Tao didn't say anything, Zhou Xiaoming had to smile awkwardly, but he didn't take the conversation.
"If you say, I became a brother with you. So, when your richest female boss Jin Mingyue sees me in the future, do you want to call me uncle in front of everyone? Yang Tao said for a long time, just waiting to say this, and at this time took the opportunity to ask the old man with a smile.
"Uh...... Of course! You are my brother! She's my daughter! Of course, I have to call you Uncle in front of everyone! "The old man didn't know if it was a ploy. immediately patted Yang Tao's chest and promised, "Don't worry, you can call her niece casually." I'm here for a day, and I'm sure no one will dare say a word. ”
"Hehe......" Yang Tao almost couldn't help laughing, Jin Mingyue, Jin Mingyue, I didn't expect that you, who have always been cold, would have such an unsightly day, right? Also hey, hey, hey...... Yang Tao was afraid that the old man's words would not count, so he immediately provoked him, "What you say doesn't count, right?" When the time comes, what should you do if your richest girl is unhappy and refuses to call me? ”
"Nonsense! I'm alive here, I'm not dead! She is the richest man again! She's my daughter, too! She's got to listen to me, too! The old man talked for a long time, feeling that he was so pale when he spoke, not to mention, in case this cold beautiful girl really refused to call this little brother ten years younger than her uncle, he really had nothing to do, but in that case, he would have no face in front of outsiders in the future!
Immediately, the old man said ruthlessly, "If she dares to resist, I ...... I...... I'll die to show her! ”
"Great idea!" Yang Tao couldn't help but praise, "With Brother Wang's power!" Coupled with your strict and wise effective discipline of Jin Mingyue. If she doesn't listen to you, then haven't you lived in vain these years! Laugh at the dead! Ha ha! ”
"Of course! I'm sure she'll listen to me! One? How do you know that my surname is Wang? The old man was still very nervous when he heard Yang Tao's praise just now, but as soon as he heard Yang Tao mention his surname Wang, he immediately became vigilant and said, "You ...... Did someone investigate me? ”
"Huh...... Who has the leisure to investigate you......" Yang Tao realized that he was in a hurry to say something, and what he didn't expect was that this little old man was quite vigilant, and actually realized the seriousness of the problem, Yang Tao said with a calm and cold "analysis", "The richest woman in Wolong City is a fifty or sixty-year-old old man, who usually doesn't live with his daughter, and lives in a shantytown in the suburbs...... I usually like to set up a stall at Wolong University to sell snacks or something, some say that he is a sanitation worker, and some say that he sells books...... In short, who knows what the real identity is, and few people will believe it...... Who would believe that the richest man's father would be a poor old man? These are spread by almost everyone in the city, and everyone knows about them...... Hehe, huh, Xiao Ming? ”
Yang Tao said these words naturally nonsense, according to the old man's experience in the past few years, it is combined with the old man's real experience, so the old man sounds extraordinarily realistic!
"yes, yes. Who in the city doesn't know that the richest woman's father is an incognito poor old man. The old man who usually lurks at the door of Wolong and pretends to be a stall, ......what is he wearing" Zhou Xiaoming followed Yang Tao's words and continued to make up lies angrily, while glancing at the old man's clothes, and then laughed coldly, "I usually wear a white coat, push a small broken tricycle, sell a food stall, and my hair is half white...... Everybody knows that. ”
"Huh? What you say is exactly like me! I didn't expect me to be so famous, right? Obediently deaf! That's amazing! Looks like I'm going to have to change jobs again! The old man heard that Zhou Xiaoming was so heady that he portrayed his "famous" self as "exactly the same", but he didn't realize that Zhou Xiaoming was just saying it according to himself in front of him, and he really thought that everyone in the city knew, and muttered speechlessly, "My daughter said don't ask me to go around to publicize my true identity, really, it seems that I will change places again in the future!" ”
"Uh...... Your daughter is the richest man, and you're an old man running around. It's really not safe, be careful of being kidnapped and ransom by others! Yang Tao reminded angrily.
"Oh, what you said is exactly what my daughter said! She also warned me not to talk nonsense! But I don't want to live in a villa with her! It's really boring! I just love to be lively! It's better for me to set up a stall and have fun! The old man laughed with great interest. Okay, big brother, I'll invite you to dinner when I have a chance in the future! My family lives in such and such a place...... You go to me in the future, I'll call me wife...... That is, your sister-in-law cooks for you! Your sister-in-law's cooking is delicious! ”
"Poof~!" Zheng Xiaolu was beside her, and she couldn't help but cover her lips, and her pretty face couldn't help but chuckle to the side.
It is strange enough that two people with such a big difference are actually commensurate with brothers, and it is even more funny to really call an old woman in her fifties sister-in-law, so Zheng Xiaolu couldn't help but chuckle.
"Hehe, okay, you go first, I'll look for you when I'm free." Yang Tao didn't feel much funny. Because he has his own inner thoughts, it sounds very funny to outsiders, but it is very useful information for him!