Chapter 154: Gourd Baby
Chapter 154: Gourd Baby
Liu Xian has never been afraid of fighting, because this thing seems to have been born to fight. This was perfectly confirmed by the old ruffian.
"Get in the car." Liu hurriedly turned his head and glared at Wu Xiuna and Guo Dandan, and said in a commanding tone.
If you want to play well, you must have no worries, besides, even if there is really a situation, this Guo Dandan can completely drive away.
However, for this, Wu Xiuna didn't buy it much. She muttered, a very reluctant look,
"Don't pull me, I won't get in the car, in the car - I can't see the battle scene clearly!"
Guo Dandan was speechless for a moment, this Wu Xiuna is too weird.
"Go up quickly, otherwise, Lao Tzu will break off your friendship."
Under the coercion of Liu Xian, this Wu Xiuna finally got into Guo Dandan's sports car.
Inside the car, Wu Xiuna rolled out the window and stared straight at the scene of the upcoming battle.
"Sister Dandan, you say, will there be any accidents?"
"What accident?" Guo Dandan asked rhetorically, "What do you mean?" β
"I meanβwill that slut be like that slut and get strained in the process?"
As soon as Wu Xiuna said this, Guo Dandan suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.
"Draw your sword." The living immortal holds an iron sword, a picture of heroism.
"Cheap? Lao Tzu is not as cheap as you! Liu hurriedly bit every word clearly.
At first, the living immortal hadn't heard the meaning of these words, but after blinking his eyes, he understood, "Damn, you dare to scold Lao Tzu!" β
"Damn, it's light to scold you, Lao Tzu will give you three seconds to get out, otherwise, Lao Tzu will let you kneel down and call grandpa in a while!"
Fighting with a Chinese teacher is not looking for death.
The living immortal was suddenly angry, he slammed the iron sword in his hand, and his brows skyrocketed, "That Lao Tzu broke that case for you today." β
"Make an exception?" Liu was stunned for a moment, and then giggled, "Roll as far as your thoughts are, you can go as far as you want, Lao Tzu doesn't need your first time." Besides, looking at your appearance, I'm afraid I've already given my hands for the first time. β
"Nima!"
Since the debut of the Living Immortals, especially after meeting their master Sword Saint, they have made a rule that as long as they make a sword, the other party must draw a sword. In his own words, it's called sword fighting heroes.
For this, Liu Busy didn't know.
"Look at the sword!"
The living immortal made a move, and he held an iron sword in his hand and stabbed at Liu Xian's chest.
This thorn, like a flash of wind and lightning, carries a whirring sword intent, and strikes madly.
Liu Xian's eyes narrowed, and a strange sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, seeing that smile, the living immortal didn't know why, and his heart actually chuckled, and then, he screamed miserably.
"You're cheap. Tell you, Lao Tzu is a King Kong gourd baby! Liu was so busy talking, he twisted his waist and began to sing the gourd baby nursery rhyme. And the sound is as ugly as it gets.
After screaming a few times, the living immortal found the secret weapon to attack him, which turned out to be a stone the size of his thumb.
It's so ordinary--it's a hidden weapon.
"That's it, that's it, it's so handsome!" Seeing this scene, Wu Xiuna in the car couldn't help but applaud, because the last time he subdued those habitual criminals, he used this trick.
"You haven't taught me yet? You big liar. Wu Xiuna yelled at Liu Hur.
Guo Dandan is singing loudly, and he is quite sensitive to the rhythm, and at this time he heard Liu busy singing gourd baby, and the tone had already run to the gourd country. She wanted to strangle that thing right away, it was a disgrace to music.
"Shut up." Guo Dandan shouted loudly, his voice was like thunder.
"What are you doing, finally Lao Tzu wants to show the urge to sing? Are you going to kill a new star in the future music scene? Liu Xian pointed to Guo Dandan's chest and said hatefully.
"Just you, are you a rising star in the music world? Dream on. β
"Lao Tzu loves to dream," Liu hurriedly said, and began to sing again.
Guo Dandan really couldn't stand it, snorted angrily, got off the car directly, and then pointed to Liu Xian's nose and said,
"Tell you, that's how the gourd baby sings."
Immediately, the first-line singer Guo Dandan began to sing the classic children's song Hulu Baby.
It's not like I don't know, it's more frightening.
What is alpine flowing water?
What is a musical voice?
"It's so good, this is the best gourd baby I've ever heard" Wu Xiuna also jumped out of the car excitedly.
"I didn't see anything good." Liu Xian snorted coldly, and then began to learn Guo Dandan's previous tone, and sang the gourd baby again.
Nima, what's the situation? Lao Tzu is a killer, how can you ignore Lao Tzu so much, what kind of rhythm is this?
The living immortals, holding iron swords, stared at the scene in front of them, it was so angry, how could they ignore themselves so much, how could they - his little heart couldn't stand it.
"Enough!" The living immortal held an iron sword in his hand, looking up to the sky and roaring. The sound is like a bell.
"Damn, this is a matter of our artist circle, what's the matter with you as a killer, stay where you go." Liu Xian said angrily, but he didn't look at the living immortal from beginning to end.
"That's it, just play." Wu Xiuna and Guo Dandan said in unison.
Ahh......hhh
The living immortal was furious, brandishing his long sword, and without the slightest rule, he attacked Liu Xian and the others.
"I'll go, play sneak attack!"
Liu Xian didn't say a word, and threw three stones in a row, hitting the temple, the middle acupoint and the left eye of the living immortal accurately.
"You--it's this trick again" The living immortal threw the iron sword to the ground, and actually pointed at Liu Busy and yelled.
"Damn, it doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, it's a good cat if you can catch mice." Liu Xian said indignantly, "There are stones on the ground, you can also use them." β
"I-my master didn't have me to use a stone, so he taught me to use a sword."
"In that case, your master must be cheaper than you."
The Living Immortal nodded, but in the next second, he understood, "Ahhh β
Pick up the sword again and prepare for the attack.
However, after seeing Liu Xian's weird smile, he suddenly shuddered all over his body.
"If you have the ability, don't use stones." The living immortal pointed at Liu Xian and said.
"Lao Tzu, as a people's teacher, is it necessary to pay attention to the means of a killer with you?" Liu Xian said indignantly.
"Well, I don't use a sword, and you don't use a stone. That's all right, right? The Living Immortal thought for a long time, and finally said such a sentence.
"Yes, but I have to finish drinking this gourd baby."
"Deal," the Living Immortal said heartily.
However, this Liu was busy singing for half an hour, and the voice was getting faster and faster. In the end, Guo Dandan and Wu Xiuna both got inside, and all the windows were rolled up.
"Sister Dandan, that killer, how strong?" Wu Xiuna looked through the car window and saw the killer's uncomfortable face, and said with some sympathy.
"What do you mean?"
"For the sake of his professionalism, he actually has to endure that terrible broken throat, isn't it strong?" Wu Xiuna explained.
Guo Dandan thought about it and felt that this was the case, "Perhaps, when they were being trained, they had training in this area." β
"What? Is this okay? It seems that becoming a killer also requires going through ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties. Wu Xiuna nodded, looking very sympathetic to the killer's profession.