Chapter 326, diarrhea will also kill people
The news that Lin Wuwu was stunned and Lu Ping quickly spread throughout the Tang family, and now everyone no longer dared to underestimate Lin Wuwu. [Ran^Text^Library] []? Happy? Wen? Fiction w.lwxs520.om
"Good girl, this kid is really bold, he even dared to scold Lu Ping and Lu Lao, and scolded him unconscious, let's avoid him in the future."
"Where is the miracle doctor that our Tang family invited back, he is simply a demon king of the mixed world."
"How?"
It is said that the bodyguards brought by Lu Lao at that time wanted to capture Lin Wuwu, but as soon as they went up, they were not caught, and the bodyguards were killed by three. That's the bodyguard of the Central Guard Regiment, all of them are the elite of the elite, for the sake of safety, we better keep some distance from him. ”
Just when everyone in the Tang family was talking, Tang Li heard everyone's discussions, and after inquiring about what had just happened, he hurriedly ran to the courtyard next door.
Tang Bin has been having diarrhea since yesterday, and now he has collapsed, and he is squatting on the toilet with a bitter face, and seven or eight meters opposite him, the four teenagers who attended the banquet that day covered their noses while discussing countermeasures:
"Brother Bin, it's not a way for you to keep pulling it like this, I think, let's find a doctor to show you."
"It's useless, I've already found eight experts, but the medicine they prescribed has no effect at all." Tang Bin's face was sallow, and he looked weak.
"Western medicine is useless, why not find a Chinese medicine doctor to give it a try?"
"Western medicine has the fastest effect in curing diseases, and now Western medicine is useless, and it is not more useless to find Chinese medicine. Not to mention how bitter the medicine prescribed by the Chinese medicine is, I am afraid that by the time the medicine prescribed by the Chinese medicine has an effect, my stomach will already heal itself. Ah, it's all to blame on the damn Lin Wuwu, when my body recovers, I must let him pull his belly for a month. ”
As he spoke, Tang Bin's stomach rolled again, his face turned pale, and a loud sound of breath immediately came from his lower body, and the four teenagers couldn't help but take a few steps back at the same time.
At this moment, Tang Li rushed in, as soon as he entered the house, a foul smell came to his face, Tang Li was almost smoked, and when he finally eased up, he hurriedly described what he had just heard to his brothers.
Hearing that Lin Wuwu fainted Lu Ping angrily, and also the three elite bodyguards he brought, Tang Bin and the others were dumbfounded.
"Damn, that kid has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he can do three bodyguards, which means that everything we did that day can't be hidden from him."
"Damn, no wonder my special chair didn't fall down, he must have been stuck at the time, and his butt wasn't next to the stool at all."
"So, I didn't take the wrong glass yesterday at all, but he didn't know when my glass was swapped by him. Ah-, Lin Wuwu, I am inseparable from you. Tang Bin's face turned from yellow to white, and then from white to purple.
At this moment, Tang Yun, a flat-headed boy who was scared by a lobster that day, suddenly patted his head, "Then I was scared by a lobster yesterday, and he did it." ”
"Phew, that's your own cowardice, you can be scared by eating a lobster, idiot."
"That's all your own imagination, stupid."
As soon as Tang Yun opened his mouth, he was immediately criticized by everyone, and he was almost drowned by everyone's spittle. Under the crowd's mouth, Tang Yun couldn't help but shrink back, not daring to talk nonsense anymore.
Since it was determined that they and the others had all been reversed by Lin Wuwu, Tang Li and the others immediately discussed how to retaliate against Lin Wuwu.
"We treat him to another meal, and this time, we drugged all the dishes, and then we take the antidote in advance, so that he will definitely be tricked."
"You can apply super glue to his chopsticks, so he doesn't want to put them down when he takes them."
"We can also prepare dark dishes, Sudanese red peppers, stinky tofu with gutter oil, how disgusting it is."
Seeing that Tang Li and the others were discussing in full swing, Tang Bin recovered a little bit of vitality, and he immediately shouted, "Bastard, don't be busy discussing how to take revenge on Lin Wuwu first, think about how to save me first." That laxative has been going to take for a week, and I can't bear it, I'm afraid I'll hang up in less than a week. ”
Tang Bin was about to cry.
Since drinking that glass of laxative-laced wine yesterday morning, Tang Bin has not dared to leave the toilet for half a step, and chemical reactions are happening in his stomach all the time. Tang Bin's stomach has long been emptied, and now he hates the guy who sold him laxatives, why is there no antidote to this laxative!
Only then did everyone remember that there was a seriously ill patient here, and they gave a few ideas, such as what folk secret recipes for antidiarrhea, cupping, needles, and fighting poison with poison were all denied by Tang Bin.
"You're not helping me, it's because I'm not miserable enough." If Tang Bin still had the strength at this time, he would definitely catch a few people and beat him up.
"If you really can't do it, then you can only try to find a Chinese doctor. Isn't there now a holy hand in our courtyard who is known as the holy hand of the national doctor? Let's try it with him, there is no other way to do it for the time being. ”
Tang Bin had a bitter face, he had no choice but to agree for the time being.
Soon, Wu Yiming was invited here.
As soon as he entered the house, Wu Yiming was smoked by the smell of the house, he almost fell, and when he finally recovered, he endured the stench, Wu Yiming walked to Tang Bin and gave him a pulse.
"Who drugged you, this laxative is powerful enough, and it's bad enough."
Wu Yiming had something to say, but he noticed the existence of laxatives in the glass of wine that Tang Bin respected Lin Wuwu, although he didn't know how Lin Wuwu changed the wine glass, but Tang Bin definitely reaped the consequences.
Tang Bin pretended not to hear Jieyu in Wu Yiming's words, and he forced a smile on his face, "Old Wu, since you know where my illness is, can you cure me of diarrhea?" ”
Wu Yiming stroked his beard, "According to the pulse you just now, your laxative will heal without medicine after six days, but your body is too weak, I'm afraid that even if you survive six days, your vitality will be greatly damaged, and you don't want to recover your vitality without a year or two of effort." ”
Tang Bin was shocked, "Old Wu, Master Wu, you must save me, please." ”
Although he didn't quite understand what it meant, Tang Bin at least knew that it hurt his body, and besides, it would take two years to make up for the loss, so he couldn't wait.
Wu Yiming thought for a while, frowned, and said, "Although I have a way to cure your illness, it will take at least four days for it to take effect, and your vitality will also be seriously depleted in these four days." ”
"Isn't there a quicker way? Can I increase the dose of medication? Tang Li made a note.
"Nonsense, do you want to kill him?" Wu Yiming's eyes widened, "His body is already weak now, if he increases the dosage of medicine, it will not only have no effect, but will aggravate his physical wear and tear, and at that time, his illness will be truly incurable." ”
There is no cure!
Tang Bin was taken aback, he hadn't lived enough, "Bastard Tang Li, you shut up for me, don't mess with bad ideas." ”
Tang Li was scolded by Tang Bin, so he had to hide to the side.
"Master Wu, isn't there a way to get the best of both worlds?" Tang Bin asked pleadingly.
"The best of both worlds" A figure suddenly flashed in Wu Yiming's mind, "Yes, there is someone who should be able to save you." ”
"Who?" Everyone asked in unison.
"My master, Lin Wuwu."
"Ahh Tang Bin and the others immediately drooped their heads.
Tang Bin's diarrhea was because he accidentally injured Lin Wuwu, and just now a few of them were discussing how to take revenge on Lin Wuwu, but they didn't expect that the only person who could save Tang Bin now turned out to be their big enemy, which was really providential.
Wu Yiming saw that a few people were not in high spirits, he held back a smile in his heart, but on the surface, he made a straight face, "Since you don't believe me, then forget it, I'll leave you a prescription, and you can do it yourself." ”
Wu Yiming took out a pen and paper, wrote a recipe with a brush, and after casually putting the recipe on the table, he turned around and was about to leave.
Tang Bin gritted his teeth and hurriedly stopped Wu Yiming, "Old Wu, please stay, it's not that we don't believe you, it's just" Tang Bin was embarrassed to say that he and the others had a grudge with Lin Wuwu, after all, this grudge was also brought on by them.
Just when Tang Bin was embarrassed, Tang Li's eyes rolled, and he continued, "It's just that we are not familiar with your master, can you please help us invite him over, we are grateful." ”
Tang Li bowed to Wu Yiming, and kept gesturing to a few companions, and several other people had no choice but to bow to Wu Yiming.
Seeing Tang Li and the others so sincere, Wu Yiming's face bloomed with joy, "So that's the case, no problem, this matter is on me." He turned and left.
As soon as Wu Yiming left with his front foot, Tang Yun and the others immediately asked, "Lin Wuwu is our enemy, how can you let the enemy come to treat Brother Bin?" Didn't you want to kill Brother Bin? ”
Tang Li smiled confidently, "Don't worry." Since Lin Wuwu was invited by Uncle Hai, he would never dare to make it clear to attack us. Besides, he came here as a miracle doctor, so after he came, not only would he not return Brother Bin, but he also had to find a way to save Brother Bin, otherwise, he would not be able to gain a foothold in the Tang family at all. ”
"But he's our enemy after all."
"Stupid guys, as long as he saves Brother Bin, we have a chance to take revenge." Tang Li couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Tang Bin suddenly let out a loud and long fart, and when everyone covered their noses and retreated, he shouted with a flushed face, "That's it, let Lin Wuwu come to treat me, but you are all ready for me, in case he can't cure my illness, you must not spare him." ”
"Brother Bin, don't worry."