Chapter 1 Chapter 48 Li Bingqing 1
After a while, Jiang Ziya used his big brother to contact Wicker Qing, and after saying a few words, he handed the phone to me, and muttered: "A sissy!" ”
I took the phone and put it to my ear, only to hear the noisy voice on the other side, there were a lot of people, and the wicker Qingzheng girls chirped: "Sister, you pay attention to your movements, your pants are exposed, oops, I'm ashamed...... Brother Cheng, what are you doing jumping around there? People ask you to kill, aren't you dancing...... Chubby, don't keep staring at that little girl, okay? I like to watch it, and when I'm done, I'll change my clothes so that you can see enough......"
I couldn't take it anymore: "Second child? Hey, dick! ”
Wicker Qing: "Oh, it turned out to be the eldest brother, people miss you!" ”
I had goosebumps all over my body: "Second brother, is Lao Wang going back?" ”
Wicker Qing continued to snort: "I'm back, but I encountered a little trouble on the way, as soon as I entered the door, I was lying on the bed humming, just now I was drugged, and I passed out at this time!" ”
"......" Wang Chongyang's orientation is normal, and it is estimated that he has been taken advantage of by this guy, so I will make a long story short: "Second brother, I made some money here, and I plan to hand it over to you!" ”
"Oops!" Wicker Qing exclaimed: "Big brother, how much is it?" ”
"......" My heart was beating a little disordered: "More than two million gold coins!" ”
"Ahh The guy screamed and then stopped moving.
I hurriedly yelled at the phone, "Dick? Are you okay with the second child? Damn, make a noise, don't scare me......"
When I was about to slam the phone angrily, this guy finally moved: "Big brother, you are really timely rain, this time, our brother can finally go out to fight in pants, what's the matter, I used to be laughed at by the other party for a long time before the war......"
"Good! Let's not mention this, I just want to ask how this money can be handed over to you? I'm in Nanming now, and it seems to be quite far away from you! ”
"Big brother, you can do this, she knows how to remit the money back, brother, people want to know how you made this money? It can't be that he led his brothers to rob a jade shop, right? The Gao family's shop can't be touched, his family relationship is hard, and Bayan Luo is a relative of his own family......"
I really couldn't stand him Rory's rambling, grinding and chirping, and after saying that I knew, plus take care, I hung up the phone.
When I turned around, I saw that other people were carefully counting the money, this group of people always had some cats on hand, especially stupid birds, I really don't know what this guy is doing with so much money as a beast? I won't expose it, it's just a few gold coins, and I can't make an ugly fuss.
I reminded them again: "Don't forget Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, as well as She Baobao, all the heads are counted, otherwise it won't look good then!" ”
Lao Zhao nodded: "Don't worry, I'll forget it, a total of four of you, plus the one in the sack, a total of 43,000 gold coins!" ”
I looked at the glittering gold coins, gritted my teeth and said: "In this way, these 40,000 will be kept, and then 27,000 will come out, and after a while, you will take us tourists out for a walk, buy some tourist souvenirs or something, 10,000 for us to buy, and 17,000 for our twelve customers to buy some gifts, don't be stingy, these are our future God of Wealth!" ”
Lao Zhao hehehe: "Cheng, I understand what you mean!" ”
While watching Lao Zhao continue to count the money outside to make accounts, I shouted to Su Dada: "Dada, come here!" ”
Su Dada has been a lot more shy since she messed with me, she blushed and said to me, "Big brother, can you not stare at people next time you call me by name?" How many times have people said it, it is a big reference to character! ”
I smiled lewdly: "Eh, habit, I'll change it next time, just now I contacted Wicker Qing, and he asked me to hand over the more than two million gold coins to you, saying that you know how to remit it to them!" Go now! ”
Su Dada was suddenly silent, and asked me with a solemn face: "Big brother, are we just the three of us?" ”
I was a little puzzled: "Do you have a bunch of people when you send money?" This Nanming is in good order, there shouldn't be anyone to rob or rob us, right? ”
"No, no, no!" Su Dada hurriedly shook his head: "Big brother, I didn't mean that!" I mean, big brother, do you believe in us so much? ”
I only knew what she meant, to be honest, I didn't expect such a stubble in my head, before, I was a turtle, and there will be two manifestations after the turtle gets rich, one is to spend money hard, take money seriously, and the other is to regard money as life, and I can't wait to sleep under the pillow every day to watch. I obviously belong to the former, and in our hometown, there is a very apt adjective for this kind of person: nouveau riche!
Of course, I couldn't say this, I immediately squeezed out a deep expression: "Great, as the saying goes, don't doubt people, don't suspect people, you are my person, I will naturally fully believe you, don't ask such a childish question next time!" ”
As soon as I said this, Su Da was moved, and after sobbing a few times, the woman walked out with a bunch of money bags and crying.
Jiang Ziya, who didn't know why outside, walked in and asked me, "What's wrong?" Why do you make people cry? You don't want to spend your wallet, do you? ”
I glared at him: "Master, am I that kind of person?" Do you know what kind of man makes a woman cry? Sue you, it's a man like me who cares about the world and regards money as dung, Su Da was impressed by my feelings, and couldn't help but cry out directly with the admiration in his heart! ”
Jiang Ziya nodded suddenly, and then continued: "I don't care, but your woman seems to be a little excited, Liu Qian and Morning Glory borrowed kitchen knives, and Su Diao went to dismantle the iron stick by the stairs!" ”
"......" I howled, "Run! ”
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In the afternoon, I lay on the bed with holes all over my body for infusions, mending my body with the thunder pendant that Su Diao gave me, while looking at the empty room sadly.
Just now, under the cordial and friendly condolences of Su Diao and Liu Qian, I was seriously injured, although I couldn't die, but I hurt everywhere in my body, this time the injury was heavier than before, Shennong's No. 1 saw my miserable appearance, but he had a whim, saying that I was a chance.
, this is especially about standing and talking without backache, sir, I have never heard of enduring domestic violence every day, and it is also a chance to die and live.
In this regard, Shennong's No. 1 explained it like this: "Your current situation is in line with the saying that cultivation is broken and then established in the middle of cultivation, the so-called cultivation is about attaining the Dao, how to attain the Dao?" Let me tell you, human beings can only feel the spiritual power of heaven and earth when they are in the weakest situation, you should understand your mind more now, maybe there will be some breakthrough! I'll give you some magic oil and slowly infuse it into your body, it will definitely help! ”
After saying that, the guy took out a pink pill from the squeaky nest, crushed it and put it in a glass bottle, and then, he found a thick plastic tube from somewhere, and inserted it into my arm, and the liquid of unknown composition began to flow slowly into my body, and then the group went out shopping happily, leaving me alone in bed.
Following the reminder of Shennong's No. 1, I began to meditate on various mental methods in my head, and within a few minutes of thinking, I fell asleep!
I don't know how long I slept, and suddenly I was woken up by an exclamation, it was a woman's voice, the voice was not transparent, and there was a feeling of muffiness: "Help, help!" ”
I opened my eyes in a trance, and in an instant, I smelled a burning smell, and when I got up, I looked, and there was a fire under me!
The original white humiliation has already emitted black smoke, and a trace of flame keeps jumping, getting stronger and stronger, looking at this posture, for another two or three minutes, I am afraid that the whole bed will burn.
I hurriedly removed the plastic tube, ran out of bed, took a random piece of clothing from the clothes hanging by the door, draped it over my bare body, and ran out.
I was just about to shout that there was a fire, when I suddenly remembered the voice just now, there seemed to be no one else in the room, and the movement was not the sound of a stupid bird, and besides, I seemed to have heard that voice before, although it was not very familiar......
Suddenly, I realized that my group of friends hadn't all gone out, and at least one of them was still here, and it was the only daughter of Tai Bai Xing, the goddess Li Bingqing.
This woman has been bewitched by our spells, and has been sleeping in a sack for the past few days, which is similar to the effect of hibernation, and it must have been the smoke that woke her up just now, so she cried out.
This woman can't die, she can be held hostage in her hands while she is alive, if she dies, Tai Bai Xing will definitely lead a group of immortals to fight with me.
I hurried into the house and ran to the bed, squatted down to look, and sure enough, the sack under the bed was constantly stirring, and there was a whining sound inside. Looking at the sack again, black smoke was already rising, and as long as the wind blew like that, it was estimated that it would immediately catch fire.
I lay on the ground, pulled out the sack with all my might, and quickly ran to the side, picked up the kettle and poured it on it, and then, on the sack, I remembered a burst of clattering sounds, and then a woman howled: "Hot, burn me!" ”
, I just remembered, this kettle is hot water, because the underworld has not yet popularized water dispensers, so most inns are kettles with hot water for guests to drink, why did I forget this stubble?
At this moment, the alarm suddenly sounded in the house, and then, water sprayed down my head, I wiped my face, and when I looked up, it turned out that the fire prevention measures in the house were working......
Soon, many innkeepers rushed into the house, all with fire extinguishers and faucets in their hands, and shot at my bed, completely ignoring my existence.
I was afraid that they would find Li Bingqing in the sack, so I raised my fist and smashed it in the direction of Li Bingqing's head......
After confirming that the fire had been completely extinguished, a young woman looked at me with anger in her eyes: "I said this guest, don't you know that you can't play with fire in the guest room?" Do you know how much damage can be caused by this fire? You know ......."
I said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm ...... The cultivation has gone crazy, next time I must be careful, how much money to lose, you say! ”
The woman's face changed: "Oh, it turned out to be cultivation?" Then you have to be careful, so that you lose 20 gold coins! ”
I obediently gave away twenty gold coins, and asked them to clean the house, and by the way, I changed the supplies, and in less than five minutes, my room was completely new, as if nothing had happened!
After the waiter left, I began to pay attention to the sack under my feet!
The sack has been burned out of a few holes, black holes, looking at this, it is unlikely that Li Bingqing inside is intact, and besides, when I punched down just now, she didn't move at all, it couldn't be that I shot too hard and broke her, right?
I squatted down and untied the mouth of the sack, and then, I saw a ghost-like woman, that is called a cloak, that is called a miserable, originally, this woman used a lot of cosmetics on her face, a lot of rouge gouache, after pouring it just now, now her face is like the scene of a car accident.
There was a large bag bulging from the temple of the head, eighty percent of which had been punched by me just now, and the hair and clothes on the body were burned by the fire in several places, and there were holes all over the body.
Moreover, I don't feel any anger in her, specifically, I can't feel her panting!