Chapter 528: The First Aunt in History
Bright red lips, very healthy color.
White and tender pretty face - it looks like my cousin often goes to skin maintenance on time.
Long eyelashes appear more prominent when the eyes are closed.
There are also crystal earlobes, and a noble life experience.
What's more, she is also her peerless cousin.
……
"Sister, is it really possible?" Zhang Lang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but at the same time, he also knew that he was actually asking his cousin whether he should do this.
If the cousin said that he shouldn't do this, then Zhang Lang would definitely stop moving.
I don't know why, after listening to Zhang Lang's words, my cousin didn't sneer, but uncharacteristically opened her apricot eyes slightly, and looked at Zhang Lang gently: "Brother, sister is yours, you can do whatever you want, and my sister won't blame you." ”
"Bang!"
Zhang Lang felt that something called reason in his mind had exploded.
There's no way, who made my sister too glamorous, who made my sister say this!
When did the domineering cousin treat herself so gently?
For a while, this contrast was cute, and Zhang Lang almost had a nosebleed.
Good fellow, when you see a queen in a girlish pose, you know how destructive this is.
That's right, the current cousin is this kind of queen.
Now, the queen actually took the initiative to step down from the throne herself, and put on an approachable posture with a dick like herself.
What a terrible thing it is.
No, what a lucky thing, I should say.
I don't know what kind of medicine my cousin took the wrong medicine today, but it is precisely because my cousin took the wrong medicine that she put on such an approachable posture.
I hope this state can last a little longer, don't just be gentle with yourself for one night, and the next day, you will become that cousin with a black belly again.
Even, Zhang Lang enjoyed this moment a little, and it didn't seem like he was deliberately breaking it.
Let's go!
People gave you the keys to the house, don't you dare to open it?
In the middle of the night, are you still afraid that others will see you?
You must know that Zhang Lang and his cousin have lived here for more than half a year, and there has never been anyone else in the house.
In other words, now, no one knows what Zhang Lang and his sister do.
Everything is unknown to the gods, and the ghosts are not aware of it.
Therefore, Zhang Lang still kissed him, according to his heart.
However, Zhang Lang, of course, didn't dare to kiss his lips, after all, this was his cousin.
Therefore, Zhang Lang kissed his cousin's white and red cheeks.
Refreshing!
When I touched my cousin's cheek, I felt like my mouth was about to melt.
Oh my God, how does my cousin usually take care of it?
Why is the skin so good?
"Hmm." The cousin snorted, and I don't know what it means.
However, listening to his cousin's slurred voice and looking at his cousin's expression, Zhang Lang felt that his cousin should be very comfortable.
It turns out that it's not just me, it's also my cousin who is comfortable.
Thinking about it, Zhang Lang feels beautiful.
Although I haven't kissed anyone, it seems that my kissing skills are quite good.
However, just as Zhang Lang was smug, suddenly, a deafening scream came out.
"Little rabbit, you treat your sister like this, you don't want to live anymore! Ahhh ”
What came out was a middle-aged beautiful woman.
When Zhang Lang heard this voice, he was so frightened that he rolled directly from the sofa to the floor.
"Auntie...... Auntie, why are you here? The person who came was none other than Zhang Lang's own cousin's mother.
Oh my God, could it be that my aunt has been in the house just now, watching the conversation between herself and her cousin?
"Little rabbit, it's amazing, you dare to bully even your sister!" This middle-aged beautiful woman, between her eyebrows, is somewhat similar to her cousin, but she is much older, and she has some experience in the wind and dust, and she can't get rid of the smell.
This is my own aunt, a real aunt!
It's just that now this beautiful woman, with angry eyes, came up and began to pull Lang's ears.
"Auntie, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Zhang Lang cried wolf.
Zhang Lang really doubted whether there was a blood relationship between himself and this middle-aged beautiful woman, and he was directly pulled by her, and this kind of ear pulling seemed to be eager to pull off his entire ear, which was really painful.
"I'll let you bully your sister, I'll let you bully your sister, little rabbit, I'm going to leave you a lesson that you will never forget!" The aunt twisted Zhang Lang's ears peacefully, but she didn't let go.
That's right, his aunt's name is very strange, and she is called An Ran.
But Zhang Lang's aunt An Ran's personality is too much-she loves her daughter.
It doesn't matter if it's your own daughter's dog.
Anyway, in Zhang Lang's cognition, as long as it involves his cousin, no matter how rational the aunt is, she will always become nervous and inexplicable.
Well, in fact, in Zhang Lang's cognition, Enron's mother and daughter, no matter which one they are, is not too normal.
"Sister, you can say something too." Seeing that it was useless to cry wolf and beg, Zhang Lang hurriedly handed over the task of saving himself to his cousin.
Zhang Lang knew that if he said who his aunt listened to the most, then there was no doubt that it was his cousin's words.
The relationship between the mother and daughter is very strange.
It's better to say that my cousin is Enron's mother.
Because the cousin can not listen to the aunt, but the aunt will never disobey the cousin.
But who knows, after Zhang Lang finished speaking, when he looked at his cousin, he was almost shocked into a nervous disorder, "I'll wipe it!" ”
I saw that on the yellow and white migrid sofa, my cousin held her chest with her hands, covered her face, and had a crying expression.
"Enron, you have also seen it, hey, I am at home, and I have to suffer this kind of treatment from him every day, it is my life." In the words of the cousin, it is like a concubine who has been bullied in the landlord's family in the old society.
"Oh my God, I didn't expect the truth of the matter to be even worse than I imagined, Zhang Lang, you little rabbit cub, you bully your sister so much, I really misjudged you!" An Ran said as he used both hands to pull Zhang Lang's right ear with his left hand, and Zhang Lang's left ear with his right hand, and then performed the "Great Shift".
"Ahhh
"Wish, aunt, wronged!"
Zhang Lang cried wolf, but An Ran didn't seem to be aware of it.
"Hmph, this is a lesson you taught to bully your sister!" An Ran snorted.
Zhang Lang wanted to cry without tears.
Usually when you are at home, you are always bullied, okay?
How can it be my own sister?
It turns out that he can't escape the palm of the little devil at all.
Only then did Zhang Lang understand why when he went home, his cousin tempted him uncharacteristically, and agreed to his unreasonable request.
It turned out that his aunt had been in his cousin's bedroom for a long time, sitting and watching the development of the situation.
But Zhang Lang found that he had no way to defend himself.
My cousin didn't force herself at all, my cousin did it because she couldn't resist the temptation.
All this must have been arranged by my cousin.
In other words, the script had already been written in my cousin's mind, and then I dug a pit that was neither deep nor shallow, and let myself jump into it.
However, the pure self just jumped in.
Zhang Lang was torn by his aunt in the dark, and his eyes caught a glimpse of his cousin.
I saw that she was nibbling on an apple at the moment, watching with interest as she was being pulled by Aunt An Ran's ears.
"Sister, save me, you know I'm innocent." There is no way, Zhang Lang is now embattled, and he can only ask the biggest devil for help.
"Forget it, An Ran, you have bullied him for so long, I am even with him, don't bully him." The cousin put down the apple, licked her fingers, and said.
"Huh? Daughter, how can you intercede with this little rabbit cub, aren't you miserable enough for him to bully? I'll have to pinch my ears hard for an hour to make this bastard have a long memory, or he won't be bullying you every day after I'm gone. An Ran said.
In Zhang Lang's opinion, this mother and daughter are really strange enough.
When a mother calls her daughter, she does not call her by her name, but directly calls her daughter, and when her daughter calls her mother, she does not call her mother or mother, but directly by her name.
This may be the most bizarre pair of mother and daughter Zhang Lang has ever seen.
What's more, the relationship between them seems to be a little reversed.
"It's okay, I haven't been bullied much, besides, who dares to bully me." The cousin smiled.
"Yes, yes, who dares to bully our An family's daughter, baby daughter, you are really an angel, an angel, you are so kind, my mother was moved to death." An Ran said, let go of Zhang Lang's ears, and said, "For your sister's sake, I won't bother with you today, if I let me know in the future, you dare to bully your sister, see how I clean you up!" Peeling cramps or something, you also know that your aunt is the best at it! ”
"Uh, yes, yes, Aunt Xie is not killing, and Sister Xie is magnanimous." Zhang Lang was about to cry.
He now feels that he is like a little girl who has been bullied by the master in the old society, and he dares to be angry and dare not speak.
The current Zhang Lang doesn't even dare to be angry.
Angry at his little devil cousin and nervous, careworthy aunt, isn't this looking for death?
"Well, the attitude is not bad, I hope you are sincere." Enron nodded.
Zhang Lang almost knelt down, what a deal, after being bullied by your mother and daughter, he still had to suffer such treatment, this is an injustice of heaven.
"Okay, brother, go back to your room, I'll talk to An Ran for a few words." The cousin came over and touched Zhang Lang's head, blew on his reddened ears, and whispered, "Does it hurt, if it hurts, I'll help you teach An Ran a lesson." ”
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, sister, you're laughing, it's my blessing for my aunt to screw me." When Zhang Lang said this, he felt that he was cheap enough, which was simply sticking his face next to someone else and looking for him to beat.
"Hehe, that's good." The cousin smiled.
And Aunt An Ran suddenly said: "Oh, it's not bad, if this kid is dissatisfied with anything just now, see if I don't kill him." ”
Zhang Lang was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he hurriedly walked into the room and closed the door.