Chapter 500: Have You Ever Eaten Chinese Food?
Xijiang Provincial People's Hospital is one of the top three hospitals in China and one of the provincial key hospitals, although Nanyun Hospital is also a provincial key, but it is still incomparable with the Provincial People's Hospital.
Ye Feng just sat down in the restaurant of the Provincial People's Hospital, touched his abdomen, which was already empty, smacked his lips, and beckoned directly, "Boss, fry me a side dish, come to a bowl of rice!" ”
"Okay, what would you like to eat?"
As soon as Ye Feng finished greeting, the restaurant owner immediately responded behind the counter.
It's not a meal yet, so there aren't many people who come here to eat, and as a hospital restaurant, there are more people who come to eat in the restaurant than there are people who want the restaurant to deliver food, so in addition to the only few people in the store, there are more busy young people, holding bags in one hand and chopsticks in the other.
In this respect, the restaurant business is not bad.
Within a minute, a sweet-looking little girl walked in front of Ye Feng with a small notebook, and brought Ye Feng a recipe by the way.
With a sweep of his eyes, Ye Feng pointed to a farmhouse tofu on it and said, "That's it." ”
Then the expression on his face changed, and suddenly a smile appeared, "Is my little sister still in school?" ”
It seemed that people who had long been accustomed to eating in the restaurant teased, and the little girl smiled back generously, "Don't bother, uncle, I already have a boyfriend, and besides, I don't really like mature old men, so you don't have a chance?" ”
After making a grimace, the little girl left the table with the recipe, while Ye Feng touched his unshaven face and said to himself, "Am I already very old?" Should...... Not really, right? ”
Although Ye Feng has amnesia, it does not mean that he has lost the most basic judgment, this selective amnesia only makes him forget some things in the past, as for the way to behave in the world and other things, Ye Feng has not forgotten, on the contrary, it is the loss of his previous memory, Ye Feng's judgment of things is a little more presumptuous.
This is like a person who lives in a civilized society, and suddenly one day he is wrecked and falls into a barren mountain, without the shackles of the so-called law, he will naturally not act according to the life in a civilized society, and Ye Feng is the same, amnesia made him lose his impression of the things he once had, so he became a little presumptuous in dealing with things.
"Hey, do I look that old? Probably not! ”
Looking at the little girl who was handing the menu to the counter, Ye Feng also asked helplessly, even if he didn't mind, but being mistaken for an uncle by a little Lori was too unpleasant, right?
"Hehe, lie to you, you're not that old, but at the very least, you have to be much older than me, what's wrong with calling you uncle?"
"Then you can't call me brother? It's not good to call uncle. ”
Given that he is still very free now, Ye Feng doesn't mind having a good chat with this little girl, and by the way, he has a good talk about his age.
But just when Ye Feng was about to argue with the little girl, the restaurant welcomed a second guest again.
This time the guest who came was much more magnificent than Ye Feng, wearing a black suit, a tie around his neck, and a pair of pure black sunglasses, and more importantly, the other party was a foreigner, and his short pure blonde hair was the best proof.
Taking off his glasses casually, the foreigner shouted in Chinese, which was not fluent, "Boss, give me the menu!" ”
It was just a short sentence, but it directly reduced the other party's impression in Ye Feng's heart by more than half in an instant, seeing that the other party was a foreigner, and the little girl who was joking and chatting with Ye Feng just now was also a little nervous.
Staring at a pair of blue eyes, the gringo's eyes looked around the restaurant, and although he didn't say anything, it was obvious that there was some disdain in those eyes.
Pingshui met, plus they didn't know each other, and Ye Feng didn't have any interest in making friends with each other, if it was someone else, after seeing a foreigner, it was one thing to say not to speak, but it was definitely necessary to look at it twice, and the little girl was not exempt from vulgarity.
Looking at the little girl's eyes secretly looking at each other, Ye Feng also had a feeling of wanting to laugh, but he didn't expect that this cheerful little sister paper was not exempt from vulgarity, and at this time, the rice and stir-fry that Ye Feng wanted had already been delivered.
Based on the requirement to fill his stomach, Ye Feng still threw himself into the struggle with rice very unproductively.
And at this time, the foreigner was still observing the menu, as if he could smell what those dishes were from the menu, these were naturally not what Ye Feng needed to care about, and now he was doing what he should do was to eliminate all the things in front of him.
However, Ye Feng's mood for eating was completely ruined less than five minutes after the foreigner got the menu.
"What is this?"
"This is pork face, and if you don't like this, there is also a large intestine, or a pig's tongue!"
"What is a pig's large intestine? Could it be a pig's rectum? The thing that is used to transport manure? Can you eat that kind of thing? ”
If you say this kind of thing in private, it's nothing, the problem is that now in the restaurant, the Chinese people are very particular, the so-called food is not silent, and this is roughly what it means, but if he says this kind of thing so openly, how can Ye Feng still eat?
The little girl didn't expect this foreigner to suddenly say such a thing, and the smile on her face suddenly froze.
"And this pig face, don't the Chinese people pay the most attention to face? How can you even eat a pig's face? You Chinese people can eat everything, right? It's really in response to the words of your ancient predecessors, it's a blessing to be able to eat! ”
The so-called customer is God, and the God in front of him is obviously not so easy to serve.
The little girl glanced at Ye Feng as if asking for help, and then turned the menu over, "If you don't like meat dishes, then we also have vegetarian dishes here, roasted yuba, home-style tofu, braised eggplant, fish-flavored shredded pork, kung pao chicken, everything, as long as there is something on the menu, we can make it to ensure the taste, and it is particularly clean!" ”
"Is there a steak?"
The foreigner suddenly said such a sentence, which also caught the little girl off guard, and after figuring out what the other party was talking about, the little girl also showed an embarrassed smile on her face, "This...... We have a Chinese restaurant here, and there is no steak. ”
"What about pasta?"
"This ...... Pasta is not available either! But we have ramen here, do you want to try it, sir? ”
Not to mention pasta, the little girl can't even tell the difference between Italy and Paris, how can she know what pasta is, in her impression, it is estimated that this pasta is like egg noodles, it is also a kind of pasta, right?
"What is ramen? Forget it, looking at a place like yours, it doesn't look like there's anything good, so just give me a copy of what you just said, fish-flavored shredded pork. ”
The foreigner tossed back and forth for more than ten minutes, and Ye Feng was also attracted to the past attention in the middle, but then he turned his mind again, the other party was a foreigner, and Ye Feng didn't want to cause any trouble.
The current Chinese people worship foreigners too seriously, and even the law is inclined towards foreigners, if it is not a last resort, Ye Feng is very reluctant to provoke this kind of person.
But this Ansheng didn't last long, just after the fish-flavored shredded pork that the foreign youth asked for was delivered, in less than a minute, the foreign youth started the rampage mode.
"Didn't you say fish-flavored shredded pork? What about fish? Where did the fish go? Why didn't I see the fish, don't bully me for not knowing Chinese, are you cutting corners with these things you do? ”
"No, that's what these dishes look like!"
The little girl was so anxious that she was about to cry, how could she know how to explain to a foreigner that the fish-flavored shredded pork was not really made of fish?
"Don't think I haven't eaten Chinese food, the Chinese food I eat is so beautiful, eating that kind of thing, it's like eating a work of art, what about you! What kind of thing are you doing? Fish-flavored shredded pork, but there is no fish? ”
"This, I don't know about this!"
The little girl was forced to ask by the foreign young man, her eyes instantly turned red, and she was about to cry in a hurry.
"I don't know, don't you own a restaurant? How can you not know what these dishes are all about? Your Chinese cuisine is really imaginary, and it is really lined with an ancient Chinese saying, selling dog meat on a sheep's head! If it's our steak, whether it's the appearance or the taste, it's all thrown off these 108,000 miles, and there is not even fish in the fish-flavored shredded meat! You actually deceived customers? ”
"Have you ever eaten Chinese food?"
Looking at the poor little girl, Ye Feng finally sighed and stood up, took out a tissue and wiped his lips, "Who said that there would be fish in the fish-flavored shredded meat?" Have you ever eaten the dragon and phoenix depicting the gold box? Like there will be dragons and phoenixes in this? ”
After a pause, looking at the foreign young man whose blank face gradually turned into anger, Ye Feng continued to say lightly, "It's like a wife can't eat a wife in a cake, and a peeing cow pill won't really pee, or do you still want to eat ants in the ants on the tree?" ”
Glancing at the foreign youth, Ye Feng casually pulled the little girl behind him, "Don't think that you know the whole of Huaxia because you have eaten a few Chinese dishes, it's like you have killed the sky with one shot, Yelang is arrogant, and he is talking about people like you." ”
Hearing the second half of what Ye Feng said, the little girl immediately blushed, and the "crooked nut" guy obviously didn't understand what was going on.
"What ants go up trees? What wife? ”
"Then let me ask you, have you ever eaten Chinese food?"
The foreign youth nodded decisively, and there was a look of arrogance on his face, "Not only have I eaten it, but I also dare to conclude that Chinese cuisine is not as diverse and delicious as ours!" ”
"Yes, then you have eaten red stew, white stew, loose meat, button meat, barbecue, sauce meat, lotus leaf marinade, Yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, sauce tofu meat, jar meat, canned meat, ingots meat, Fulu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, roasted elbow, grilled elbow strips, steamed mutton, roast mutton, spiced mutton, sauce mutton. Three kinds of rice, three kinds of explosion, roasted purple gayer, stewed duck offal, boiled white offal, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, sharp live carp, plate duck, tube chicken? ”
Directly reported such a large list, the foreign youth was directly dumbfounded, Ye Feng took a breath, and laughed disdainfully, "You haven't eaten any of these, are you embarrassed to say that you have eaten Chinese cuisine?" Idiot! ”
Ye Feng's unceremonious words, the foreign young man who was stimulated pointed at Ye Feng angrily and said loudly, "What did you say?" ”