"Yes, beat him. Let that lady beat him! The audience immediately followed suit.

"They are all people in the literary and artistic circles, why are they so rude in their words? Wang Wenhua couldn't help but look back, it didn't matter what he saw, he saw that the audience was not only full of people who were invited from the literary and art circles.

Even a lot of the staff and waiters at the hotel crowded in. They didn't have a seat, so they had to bring plastic stools and squeeze them in the back and in the aisle. In addition to young people, many old employees also crowded in, saying that they wanted to watch Xu Youjing and Xu Yuzhu's Peking Opera performances.

"Comrades in the audience, don't fall for them; We're not late today, we're temporarily changing the presiding words, so we'll be a little late. Besides, I'm not the only one who is late, there are a few buddies! Then, he waved his hand to the back of the stage, "Dude, come up, I've seen the audience!" ”

These people who came up later are all vice presidents of the Municipal Quyi Artists Association, and they are very famous and popular in officiating weddings among the people; Seeing them come up with funny steps, people couldn't help but shout "yes".

"Brother Huang, you're early!" A few people came up and made a gesture at Lao Huang first.

"I'm early, you're late. Now, tell the audience, why are you late? What did you do just now? Lao Huang asked seriously.

"We have the 'Four Great Joys'!" One person replied.

"What are the 'Four Great Joys'?" Lao Huang asked.

"My family marries a daughter-in-law." One said.

"I have a grandson in my family." Another said.

"My family slaughtered pigs."

"My family killed sheep."

"This little in your house. What kind of joy? The ancients said that the 'four joys' of life are the real joys! The lady teased.

"What do the ancients mean by the 'Four Great Joys'?" Lao Huang asked knowingly.

"Listen...... lady straightened her chest and said proudly: "A long drought is a rainstorm, a foreign country meets an old acquaintance, the cave room spends candle night, and the gold list is inscribed." These are the four great joys of the ancients. Comrade audience, am I right? ”

"Yes!" The audience responded unanimously.

"That's not right!" When Lao Huang heard this, he flatly denied it, "That's the old thing you said." In modern society, these four joys have evolved into the four sorrows. ”

"How?" The lady was pretentiously puzzled.

"Don't believe me? Every time you say a happy word, I add two words to make it 'sad'. ”

"What, I said the Four Great Joys?"

"I've become the four sorrows."

"Try?"

"Let's go."

"Here I am: a long drought and a rainy day." The lady shouted.

Lao Huang opened his eyes wide, looked at him from afar, and suddenly exclaimed: "——Flood!" ”

The audience burst out laughing.

"Knowing the old man in a foreign land."

Lao Huang immediately shook his head and said, "-Borrow money!" ”

People laughed again.

"Candle night in the cave room—" The lady deliberately let out a long voice.

Lao Huang narrowed his eyes at this time, looked at the lady, made a grimace and said, "-It's not a place." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm talking about 'candle night in the cave room'. The lady repeated.

"Yes, I'm talking about 'the bride is not a virgin', isn't that sad?" Lao Huang explained, and people burst into laughter.

"Nonsense, on the first night of the wedding, why is the bride not a virgin?"

"Now that premarital acts are common, where do you go to find a virgin? Am I right, audience? ”

The audience replied in unison, "Yes!" ”

"Attention, I have one last sentence here, when the title of the gold list is inscribed."

"Alas," Lao Huang opened his eyes wide and made a gesture to look at the list, but then he shook his head and shouted in frustration: "-No me!" ”

The burden thrown out at the end of "Hahaha ......" made the entire audience laugh, and even Secretary Yu, who has always been serious, was so happy that he opened his mouth.

"Hehe, just now, we just said a few jokes. In fact, this year, our Federation of Literary and Art Circles really has four happy events! Lao Huang just got to the point.

"What are the four happy events?" The lady asked.

"Ask them, and they'll tell." Lao Huang pointed at the partners with his finger, and for a while, he was too cold to them. Just give them some scenes.

"The first joy: cultural business activities have been carried out." One person said.

"The second joy: the leadership of the party group has been determined." Another said.

"Third joy: make a movie next year."

"Fourth joy: hold the Spring Festival Gala today!"

"Today's Spring Festival Gala is not just a group worship performance in the literary and artistic circles, you see, in addition to the elites of the city's literary and artistic circles, so many people have come to the hotel to support us;" Lao Huang pointed at the audience with his finger, "We have to greet everyone for the New Year!" ”

As soon as Lao Huang prompted, several people immediately bowed to the audience, and naturally won a round of applause. Next, Lao Huang's hand pointed to the rostrum again, and shouted excitedly:

"Today, all the leaders who care about the cause of literature and art have also come here to enjoy with the people. Look, that one is Deputy Secretary Yu of the Municipal Party Committee, that one is Deputy Mayor Deng of the government, and that one is our Minister Ma. ”

With Lao Huang's introduction, the lights of the stage suddenly shone on the faces of the city leaders, and people immediately applauded.

Several leaders stood up politely, and under the light of the lights, they frequently waved to the cheering audience, as if they had walked in the middle of the audience.

This ingenious interjection not only enlivened the atmosphere of the scene, but also skillfully introduced the leadership, which was appropriate and in the middle distance. This old Huang is not a famous host!

Lao Huang's hosting can be described as having a good effect, but unfortunately it took a long time. Wang Wenhua looked at the watch, and he played these people. All of a sudden, it was fifteen minutes longer than the allotted time. I couldn't help but be startled.

There are so many good shows to be staged in the future, where can they delay so much?

So, he hurriedly picked up his mobile phone and found the mountain road, telling him that Lao Huang was too long-winded just now, and that the following programs should speed up and rhythm, and ensure that Xu Youjing and Xu Yuzhu appeared on time and did not miss the time.

Because, old artists have always paid attention to the time of appearance, and if the time is changed at will, it will affect the performance effect. After receiving a call from Wang Wenhua, Shanlu didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly asked Lao Huang and a few hosts to come out to calculate.

The speed of this audit has really accelerated. The following singing and dancing shows, not to mention the curtain call, even the host's simple foreshadowing has been canceled.

Simply one after another, the clouds and rivers are staged one after another, the gorgeous scenery, beautiful songs, and soft dancing make the audience's eyes overwhelmed, and both eyes are not enough!

Even Secretary Yu of the city leader's seat couldn't adapt to such a fast rhythm, and shouted: "This rhythm is too fast, it's a little overwhelming for the audience." Wenhua, this show is very good. Why are you in such a hurry? ”

However, despite the fast pace, in order to grab time, Shanlu and Lao Huang still canceled the foreshadowing and commentary of those funny jokes, and let this rhythm go on like a cloud: