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Hu Li smiled dryly and said, "Mr. Huang, you are really a real person, and what you say is too revealing. Bony up. ”
Huang Binglun looked embarrassed, obviously it was Hu Li's head, but it turned out that he was not a person inside and out. Then he smiled, as if he didn't take this yīqiē to heart, he glanced at the seat opposite Hu Li, and asked gentlemanly, "Can I sit down opposite you?" ”
Ordinary women's answers are "yes", but Huang Binglun definitely didn't expect that Miss Hu said apologetically, "No." ”
Huang Binglun's buttocks were ready to move, and he asked embarrassedly, "Miss Hu, are you joking?" ”
Hu Li clasped his hands together and said sincerely sorry, "Sorry, no kidding, I didn't tell you just now, there is someone in this seat." ”
Huang Binglun immediately looked incredulous, "Is there anyone here?" Aren't we two today, are you still studying in the movie, one person makes an appointment with both of them at the same time for merit-based admission? ”
Hu Li looked left and right for a moment, and then whispered, "No, don't get me wrong, it's my male best friend, I heard that I was on a blind date, he couldn't rest assured that he had to come over to check on me, so I went with him." ”
Huang Binglun obviously didn't expect Hu Li to bring a male girlfriend, the so-called man's most annoying girlfriend has a male girlfriend, Huang Binglun's face immediately looked bad. However, he still smiled politely and said, "I really didn't expect that Miss Hu also has a male girlfriend, méishì, so let's meet him, but what about others." ”
Hu Li said, "He went to the toilet, come over immediately." ”
At this time, Lin Can appeared on the stage. He looked like he had just gone to the toilet and the water was still dry. As soon as Hu Li saw her, he said coquettishly, "Stupid, don't you know how to wipe your hands." ”
Lin Can said, "The bathroom is out of paper, the dryer is broken, I don't bring paper and pen when I go out, for fear that others will misunderstand me as an otaku, you know,"
Hu Li scolded with a smile, "You know." Then, she took out a tissue from her bag and gave it to Lin Can.
Lin Can spread his hands and said, "You bring it to me, I have water on my hands." ”
Hu Li gave him a blank look, took out the paper, and finally simply took his hand and wiped it for him.
This is looking at Huang Binglun's uncomfortable face.
After wiping it, Lin Can sniffed his hand and said, "It's not as good as the brand you bought last time." ”
Hu Li said, "It's like death, don't pick your sister's things." ”
The two of you said a word, as if they forgot that there was another person next to them. This is also the meaning of Hu Li's plan, no man can endure a blind date and a male girlfriend like this.
After a long time, Hu Li put his eyes back on Huang Binglun and said, "This is my male best friend, Lin Can." ”
"Hello, hello," the two shook hands, Huang Binglun smiled politely, Lin Can smiled enthusiastically, and then he sat down opposite Hu Li at once, and hurriedly greeted Huang Binglun and said, "Sit down, brother, you're welcome." You're welcome. ”
The dating table was originally small, and it was appropriate for the two people to sit facing each other, Huang Binglun looked at the two with a redundant face, and the scene was inexplicably ridiculous.
Lin Can suddenly slapped his thigh and said suddenly, "Oh, look at my brain, blame me, blame me." ”
As he spoke, he had the action of getting up, and Huang Binglun showed a smile of "You are very sensible", and he was about to sit down with the taste of "young man, you are very good", I didn't want Lin Can to stand up at all after he stood up, and he didn't mean to give up his seat to Huang Binglun, and the immortal stretched out his finger as if pointing the way, pointed to a backrest chair not far away and said, "Oh, blame me, I forgot to tell my brother where the chair is." ”
Huang Binglun was stunned on the spot,
Lin Can was stunned when he saw him, and said, "What's the matter, brother, is it inconvenient for your legs and feet, or I'll help you move." ”
Huang Binglun said embarrassedly, "Oh méishìméishì, I'm very healthy, I'm going to move." ”
So, there was a peculiar scene in the café.
A man and a woman sat facing each other, like the most authentic lovers, and then there was a person sitting next to them near the aisle, like a tree branching out.
But Lin Can still didn't let go of Huang Binglun, as soon as the three of them sat down, Huang Binglun wanted to go straight to the topic of blind date, so he asked Hu Li, "What do you usually like to do at home." ”
Lin Can replied as if she had rehearsed, "She's just watching cartoons at home, Hokage Death One Piece, oh yes, and Detective Conan, she's chased more than 700 episodes." ”
Hu Li didn't have the slightest sense of shame, but said proudly. "I made up Digimon the other day."
Lin Can asked, "Which one?"
Hu Li said, "The fourth part, the one that evolved from human arms. ”
Lin Can said, "Oh, I watched it at the time, but I think Takuya and Keiji's ultimate body and the battle tyrannosaurmon in the first part are similar to Steel Garruru. ”
Hu Li said, "No, it's not, that is, the skills have changed." But do you remember the one where the last two ultimates in the first part were combined, what is it called, it's very powerful. ”
Lin Can gave a thumbs up and said, "Omegamon, the two hands are the heads of the Battle Tyrannosaurus Beast and the Steel Garuru respectively, it's simply handsome. ”
Huang Binglun looked at these two people who inexplicably threw him aside in a heated chat about cartoons, and his expression was really indescribable.
At this time, Lin Can reacted, and hurriedly glanced at Huang Binglun apologetically, and said. "I'm sorry, brother, you see, we talked about it accidentally, haha."
Huang Binglun said, "méishìméishì." ”
Lin Can's words didn't seem to be apologetic at all, he said, "But don't mind, I'm like her a lot, and I'm in full swing at every turn, and my acquaintances say that it's better for the two of us to move together and make up for it, haha." ”
Hu Li gave him a timely look, but did not refute it
Huang Binglun also laughed dryly a few times, and the laughter was really indescribable.
Lin Can said, "By the way, where are you talking about this interruption, brother, you ask Hu Li what she is doing at home, right, let me tell you that she is lazy and decadent, you see that she is wearing a glamorous and beautiful person like a dog today, in fact, she is a female ** silk at home, eating buns on the bucket noodles, playing with the computer and holding the mobile phone, her hair is messy as if she has been corrected, you see that she can score more than 90 points now, usually at home I watch a maximum of 30 points, it is such a qíngkuàng, oh yes brother, The qíngkuàng on her side is honest, brother, what do you usually do. ”
Hu Li slapped Lin Can and said, "What are you talking nonsense?"
The corners of Huang Binglun's mouth twitched, and he said, "I usually play golf or go to the gym. ”
Lin Can suddenly said to Hu Li, "By the way, he said that the ball remembered that our team lost in the football game in the community last week, do you think?"
Hu Li slapped the table and said, "It's not what's wrong, the man on the other side always interferes with me, he goes wherever I go, and when the obvious division of labor is to stare at me, grandma." ”
Lin Can said, "So how many eyes did I give you at the time, pass it to me when you have the ball, I'm a striker and the opposite defender is useless to me, you don't listen, you have to zìjǐ, this is not, I remember you were caught with a ball." ”
Hu Li said, "Then you can't blame me, you are so far away from me, if I pass it, it will definitely be cut off by the other side, I think you are also anxious." ”
Lin Can said, "If you have a high ball, yīqiē is not a problem." ”
These words were not rehearsed by the two, they were purely directly edited on the spot, but they always succeeded in creating the image of a female man, a female image fighting with a group of men on the football field, which made Huang Binglun couldn't help but ask, "Miss Hu, you still play football?" ”
Lin Can smiled and said, "Miss Hu is very brave on the court, there is a game another day, I will take you to see it, because I am the captain of our football team, I may be too strict with the players, in fact, Hu Li's ball skills are very good, and ordinary men can't get close to four or five." ”
Hu Lile smiled and said, "Thank you, captain, for the compliment." ”
Huang Binglun finally couldn't sit still, said sorry that he had to go to the toilet, and then got up and went to the bathroom.
Lin Can and Hu Li exchanged glances at this time, and immediately got up and followed.
In the bathroom, Huang Binglun lit a cigarette and seemed to be calm, Lin Can appeared from behind him, and was about to go up to speak, when suddenly his chest fell and vibrate, and then an inner monologue slowly emerged.
"This policewoman is too piāoliàng, and she has to get her hands on everything."
This must be Huang Binglun's inner monologue, Lin Can wondered if the damned necklace had not reacted for a long time, and at this time, Huang Binglun's continued monologue came.
"If you can take a picture of this woman, stains, what a wonderful work of art, you can sleep with it every night."
Before Lin Can could figure out what Huang Binglun was thinking, a picture suddenly came into Lin Can's mind, he instinctively knew that this was Huang Binglun's imaginary world, it seemed that the function of God was getting better and better, from voice to video.
Just this content made him a little angry, this Huang Binglun thought about all the things that were not suitable for children, although he was not a child anymore, but it was also very "inappropriate", from Huang Binglun's imaginary world, Lin Can saw Miss Hu wearing all kinds of hot clothes, doing all kinds of picking. The funny action provided Huang Binglun with pictures one by one, he had to admire Huang Binglun's picture imagination was really second only to Akira Toriyama, and he couldn't hold it even though he thought Hu Li was so sexy.
At present, Lin Can doesn't know what this Huang Binglun is going to do, but it is certain that this guy is not a good ghost