Chapter 301: Sister Lin, the best bully

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He Luo didn't know that someone was already secretly plotting against him, and it could be said that it was not a secret plot, they just knew that He Luo had come to Dongying, and now they wanted to find He Luo and then kill him!

Now He Luo is still soaking in the hot spring, holding Sister Lin, who is soft and easy to push down, eating sashimi, and saying greasy love words. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

After soaking for more than an hour, Lin Yunzhi felt that she couldn't stand the heat, got up from the water, put on a yukata and sat on the stone next to her to take advantage of the cold.

He Luo also got up from the hot spring pool, put on the yukata that was placed aside, stepped on the clogs, and said, "Go change your clothes, let's go to the town for a walk." ”

Lin Yunzhi nodded, followed He Luo out, and went back to the room to change a set of clothes, and He Luo also changed his clothes.

The two of them walked around the town, and there were many special snacks in the town, which was really gratifying for Lin Yunzhi!

Lin Yunzhi ate her stomach round again, she felt so happy, for so many years, she rarely had the opportunity to eat so refreshingly. Moreover, she found that He Luoye was indeed a gourmet, and when he said something delicious, Lin Yunzhi went to buy it and eat it, and it tasted absolutely delicious! He Luo said that it was not delicious, she didn't believe it, so she bought it and tasted it without two bites and threw it away with a bitter face.

"It seems that you are still a Dongyingtong?" Lin Yunzhi couldn't help but ask.

"What's the East...... I just have a little bit of knowledge, and I've been to Dongying before. He Luo smiled and picked up a piece of rice cake in her hand and put it in her mouth.

Lin Yunzhi is wearing a characteristic Dongying kimono, not to mention, it is really good-looking, this is a souvenir specially bought and distributed to them by the company, one set per person, but He Luo didn't wear it, the clothes were too loose, if there was any accident, it might not be able to be used.

The kimono is indeed somewhat imitating the clothing of China, but it also has its own characteristics, that is, it is convenient to snap, this dress can be taken off as long as the belt is pulled, and it can be used as a sheet as soon as it is spread, and a pillow is hung behind the waist, which can be used directly when it is torn off, which is really convenient.

It is said that during the war, because the country's military resources were extremely scarce, Dongying issued a national order, work hard to reproduce, work hard to have children, all high school students must go to class without clothes, and boys can pop when they want, it is simply a bunker...... It is true that only a country with a somewhat perverted mind like Dongying can make these things, and it can be seen from some strange TV programs in this country that this country's thinking is very fucked up and very avant-garde, so that all countries in the world can't catch up.

Lin Yunzhi, who wears a kimono, looks very cute, she is also a cute girl like Ning Xiyu, but she is not as "young" as Ning Xiyu looks, she looks more mature, gentle and virtuous, a traditional Chinese classical beauty.

The two of them bought snacks along the way, ate to a pavilion by the creek as they walked, and then sat side by side, blowing a cool breeze.

"This time it's a feast, and I don't know if there will be such an opportunity to eat so refreshed in the future!" Lin Yunzhi touched her stomach and said, she still wanted to eat fish balls, but her stomach was already a little unbearable, and it was estimated that a few more fish balls would overflow from her throat.

He Luo couldn't help but smile slightly, touched her belly and said, "It's really a bit like I'm pregnant!" Ha ha! Why don't you go back and take a picture and send it to your parents and see how they react? ”

Lin Yunzhi muttered: "They must be happy, the two of them are urging me to have a child with you quickly!" ”

Speaking of this, He Luo couldn't help but think of Ren Jingnu and her wonderful mother, at first she said that she wanted Ren Jingnu and He Luo to have a child quickly, and then she regretted it, saying that she hadn't played enough over the years, let her play for a few more years and then let He Luo and Ren Jing, and only after she had played enough did she have the heart to take her grandson. At that time, these words made He Luo and Ren Jingnu not embarrassed, especially Ren Jingnu, who wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and really wanted to deny that it was not his mother on the spot.

He Luo thinks it seems that he can try the project of the little devils tonight, and see if the kimono is really so easy to use?

Lin Yunzhi felt the gaze like a big bad wolf, and couldn't help but be slightly angry, and threw a fish ball over, He Luo opened his mouth and bit it, and then swallowed it in his stomach.

"You're like a puppy!" Lin Yunzhi thought it was fun, as if she had teased a dog before, and threw a frisbee over, and the dog immediately went to catch it.

He Luo bit her neck directly, and a dog barked in his mouth, so Lin Yunzhi hurriedly refused, and then asked strangely: "Do you know how to ventriloquist?" ”

He Luo said lightly: "Your husband and I are omnipotent, why not?" What is ventriloquism? ”

Lin Yunzhi said with a smile: "Then you learn a bull's horn to listen." ”

He Luo learned one, and it was really similar, and he basically couldn't hear the sound of a person.

"Then you learn ...... It's good to learn the sound of a gun, which is the sound of a machine gun in the Anti-Japanese War drama. Lin Yunzhi found out that He Luo had such a skill, and couldn't help clapping his hands, urging He Luo to learn another one quickly.

He Luo had no choice but to learn another one, Lin Yunzhi felt that He Luo could really go and dub those movies, it was too similar!

Next, He Luo learned cat calls, bird calls, and horse cries.

Lin Yunzhi discovered the new continent and wanted He Luo to learn more, but He Luo was annoyed and asked, "Then I'll learn from you?" ”

Lin Yunzhi couldn't help but be curious: "Then you can learn one and try it?" ”

He Luo then learned from her voice last night: "Husband, you light, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming......"

Lin Yunzhi's face turned red, and he raised his claws to scratch He Luo's face, He Luo laughed and dodged, and stepped on the railing of the pavilion with a backflip. Lin Yunzhi was furious, put down the snacks in her hand, and killed them directly, she has also practiced kung fu for so long, and it is still a bit like that.

He Luo stepped on the gossip, stepped on the railing and spun, dodged her hand, and then jumped slightly, kicked the column, borrowed strength, and jumped to the railing three meters away.

Lin Yunzhi stepped on the clogs and turned around to chase and kill, He Luo stepped on the railing and danced sideways left and right, and when he couldn't dodge, he jumped up, and then kicked on the post and flashed to another railing.

After tossing for several minutes, Lin Yunzhi had to admit the fact that she couldn't catch him, but in anger, she also came up with a plan, pretending to slip under her feet, and hit the pillar directly.

He Luo hurriedly dodged to her and supported her shoulders, while she wrapped her hands around He Luo's waist and said happily: "Caught you!" ”

He Luo scratched her nose and said, "I know that you are pretending, but you are really stupid, you really hit the pillar with your face, aren't you afraid that I won't catch you?" ”

Lin Yunzhi didn't want to beat him anymore, rubbed in his arms like a kitten, and said, "You love me so much, can't bear to let me hit the pillar?" It's a big deal that the bridge of my nose is broken, and I am disfigured, and you will be the one who will suffer at that time, and I will accompany an ugly monster for a lifetime. ”

He Luo knocked her head and said, "Don't be so joking in the future, you really want to scare people to death, what if I'm a little slower and can't catch up?" ”

Lin Yunzhi said: "I know you will definitely be able to catch up!" Otherwise, I wouldn't have tossed myself so much! You bullied me just now, I have to bite you! ”

He Luo bit his chest, but it wasn't too heavy, it just made him feel pain.

He Luo said: "I haven't eaten enough snacks, and I still want to eat my meat?!" ”

Lin Yunzhi grinded her teeth and said: "Yes, it's better to cook you and eat it, your muscles are so strong, you must be very chewy, right?" ”

He Luo squinted his eyes, then sneered, and said, "Lin Yunzhi, didn't you just taste it last night?" What do you knowingly ask? ”

Lin Yunzhi let him tease him, his face immediately turned red again, and he couldn't help but be coquettish, and then scratched his face with his nails, but he couldn't get home, but he let him take out a few handfuls of his chest.

He Luo thinks it's very interesting to bully Lin Yunzhi, if she talks to Ning Xiyu like this, then the girl must have something to say that is not shocking, Lin Yunzhi is a bully, gentle and introverted and well-behaved, and Ning Xiyu is very yellow and violent, although she is not a little sister, but she has almost learned all the skills of the little sister, and all the yellow jokes are from her mouth, and sometimes He Luo is extremely embarrassed to say it.

"You rascal! Oh my God, why are you so bad? Lin Yunzhi covered her red cheeks as if she had met He Luo on the first day, and said with a sigh.

"Tsk, our relationship is so good, just kidding you are still ashamed to be like this, it's really thin-skinned!" He Luo pinched her cheek and laughed, playing with herself, Sister Lin was indeed too tender.

Among He Luo's so many women, he also has the ability to bully Sister Lin, and occasionally he can bully Qinqi, but that also depends on the opportunity, if the opportunity is not good, he will definitely be cleaned up by Qinqi.

Leaf celadon...... That is pure dare not bully, Goddess Ye just turned cold, and the lethality is the rhythm of geometric multiplication.

Ouyang Luoshui ...... Tsk, a female tyrannosaurus, and she is not He Luo's woman, she only dares to fight back and bully her when she provokes He Luo to anger.

Would you rather cherish the rain...... This girl is a little arrogant, how to bully her, she doesn't care, she is quite thick-skinned, even if He Luo hits her chest in public, she is not afraid, and even pretends to enjoy it and shouts out, every time she is scared He Luo quickly pulled out her hand, and then she smiled evilly, and followed He Luo to say some very bold jokes, which made He Luo have a headache.

What about Ren Jingnu? He Luo really didn't bully her much, and Manager Ren's temper was also a little irritable, although he changed after being injured, He Luo really didn't bully her, and he was always obedient to her.

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