The old man didn't know how to end it now, and a good show was scared by that sentence of grandpa, which scared grandma.

"Grandpa, my back hurts. The child said with tears in his eyes. Grandma lifted her grandson's clothes and saw a big red mark on his back.

Yao didn't pinch the child's neck at all, and the old man didn't have any culture, so he could shout when he pinched his neck?

"Old man, you're too shameless. ”

"That's right, for the sake of old disrespect, how can this be?"

"Relying on the old and selling the old to frame the young, your peers are ashamed of you. ”

"It's good that this young man knows what to do..."

"Friend, it's not me who said you, it's people like you who are the most hateful in life!"

"That's right, the most hateful, this young man gave you two black coins, and you are not greedy enough..."

The onlookers began to turn against each other, and Yao Qingsheng couldn't laugh when he saw a smile on his face.

The three of the old man's family were embarrassed, "That's also your fault first!

"Those two black coins are still in your grandson's hands, which are worth two months of your pure labor, it's a pity that your family doesn't act. are so good at acting, your reflexes, your wife plays temporarily, your grandson is so good at cooperating... Think about it. ”

After saying that, he left, is the atmosphere of the human race like this now? It makes him really a little uncomfortable.

In addition, he has been wondering, when was the medicine in his medicine bottle dropped?

It's been a month, but there are a lot of things inside and outside the palace, so it was yesterday...

The princess rarely had time to spare a day of leisure, and he found the medicine bottles hidden under the cupboard, which had been secretly returned from the time when Yao had taken a bath in the pool of water. Before that, she had spent a lot of work, observing the appearance of several pill bottles for a long time, and spending even longer to collect all the identical pill bottles.

Filled with excitement, she finally waited for this day, and the princess put all the medicine bottles on the bed.

Remember what Yao said...

"There is only one Zhuyan Dan, don't give it. ”

Therefore, it can be determined that among so many small medicine bottles, there is only one pill in it, and that is the Zhuyan Dan. After opening the medicine bottle, the princess had a headache, and there were at least two medicines in the smallest bottles of medicine.

"Shameless, big liar!" said the princess to herself, with a look of resentment. With these medicine bottles, he sneaked into the back garden, coerced and lured, stalked, and it took a while to catch five ducks.

Let each of them try a different drug.

"Start with you, eat this one. The princess took out a pill and stuffed it into the duck's mouth.

"Gah?" the effect of the medicine worked quickly, and the duck made a human expression.

"Poof!" The duck actually released poison! A large cloud of dark green poisonous gas spewed out of the buttocks, "Poof!

After a series of farts, the duck kicked his legs and didn't save the duck.

Seeing the fate of the first duck brother, the remaining four began to cry and call their mother, shaking their heads and kicking but still couldn't escape from the cage. The ducks in the palace are very spiritual, and after tossing for a while, they accept their fate, and after tossing for a while, they nest.

Isn't it the Chinese New Year yet?

"This one isn't, you're coming next. The princess pulled out another duck and stuffed another pill.

"Oh, oh?" This time the voice changed, the muscles on the duck's body bulged, and the muscles and feathers of the wings and legs could not be covered, and it became a perfect duck, and the three of its kind in the cage were stunned, and began to scramble to be fed.

"This one isn't either, the next one. The princess took out another duck and fed it a medicine.

"Quack ~ quack quack!" This medicine works faster, the duck's head is red, and it turns around and flies into the pond, pounced on another duck... That's it... The splash was too high to see.

The princess glanced back, and the remaining two ducks were silent.

"You are more conscious, you come. The princess took the pill from the dragon pattern bottle. After giving it to the duck, there was no reaction for a while.

Before the duck could make a sound, it turned into a puddle of black water, leaving only feathers and a beak.

The duck at the end shivered.

The princess still has three medicine bottles in her hand, and she thinks that the most likely thing is this bottle that only contains two pills, and Yao Qingsheng said that there is only one Zhuyan Dan, although there is more than one, but at least this bottle is the bottle. Although the appearance of the various pills is not very different, the contents of this bottle are very different.

The pill was like a pearl, crystal clear, and he took out a duck that had been fed.

After a while, the duck's face gradually changed, the flattened beak began to retract, a nose bridge protruded, and the white hair began to flourish above the bald top, and the most striking thing was that the eyebrow bone was protruding. Although the face has changed, the duck is still so ugly.

But it can be determined that this is the Zhuyan Pill! The princess was overjoyed, poured out the only remaining pill and swallowed it without hesitation. Putting away the medicine bottle, she ran to the pond, and the effect of the medicine was faster than that of a duck.

The changes in the face can be clearly seen under the reflection of the water, the cheekbones are slightly prominent, the corners of the eyes are raised, the eyes are a lot bigger, the eyelashes are elongated, the bridge of the nose with some eagle hooks is the biggest change, the original cherry mouth has become more attractive, and the complexion of the whole face, including the whole body, is much whiter and tenderer.

The changes are not earth-shaking, but they are completely different from before, and changing a few details has made her more charming.

"Hahahaha, I'll have this face from now on!" the princess was full of joy, and her face was full of smiles, and she couldn't help but be fascinated by her smile in the reflection of the water.

Unexpectedly, this Yan Dan not only stays young forever, but also makes her face more beautiful, she happily jumped in the backyard and couldn't stop, as if this emotion still needs to be vented. She hadn't thought about what would happen if she found out?

After a long day of joy, the princess finally thought of this stubble. Thinking about how to hide, every day in the palace when he looked up and didn't look down, how could he not see that he had suddenly become so beautiful and suicidal?

Even if Yao is blind, but everyone has changed in a few years, she is still the same face, and Yao Qingsheng may tear her up.

"It's not that serious~ Don't scare yourself. The princess comforted herself and said, "Yao gave birth to a big man, Zhu Yan Dan is not as valuable as laxatives to him, and the medicine for curing diseases is not stingy for my father, not to mention this medicine, it's okay, it's okay." ”

The princess said to the mirror stupidly, stroking her perfect cheek.

Yao Qingsheng didn't expect that when he returned to the palace, he first discovered Wuliang.

"Hey Wuliang, I heard that you went to rob the kiss!" Immeasurable said, "So what?"

"Why don't you call me this kind of good thing? If you tell me, you won't go to hell with Ao Zhengyun, the emperor who slammed the door! There was a hint of resentment in his words.

"When you go, the smell fades. Wuliang said, Yao Qingsheng nodded suddenly, "Oh, you still know!hahahaha!"

Yao Qingsheng said: "By the way, will you go to the ghost gate with me in two days?"

"What the hell is closed?" asked Wuliang.

"The real hell gate. "Yao is beating around the bush.

"The underworld?"

Yao Qingsheng nodded, "I can't go." ”

"Let's go!" Infinity was a little excited, "Then why two days?"

Yao sighed, "Alas, my pill has been dropped, waiting for me to find it." ”

"Hurry up. Immeasurable said. Yao was stunned for a moment, "Hey, I'm not in a hurry about my affairs, the emperor is not in a hurry... What are you eunuchs anxious about?"

"What did you say?"

"I said, I said... Ao Zhengyun is not in a hurry, you Wei Gonggong..."

Wuliang pulled down a sword, "Don't say it, draw your sword!"

"Hey, brother is still afraid of you!"

For a while, the side hall of the palace was dark, and the sound of rumbling and shaking was heard throughout the palace, and the ministers who were about to retire were a little panicked, "Is this an earthquake?"

Ao Zhengyun yawned, "Don't get in the way, retreat." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the large bead in the mouth of the dragon carved on the ceiling was shocked down and smashed on his head. Ao Zhengyun fainted.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" the eunuchs above hurriedly went over to push, and the eunuchs below stared dryly, and said in their hearts: Death! Death for our family!

The civil and military ministers in the audience did not dare to retreat from the court, and knelt down with their foreheads on their foreheads, waiting for the emperor to wake up or be helped away before daring to get up.

The two fought fiercely and stopped, sweating profusely, "There is progress." ”

Yao Qingsheng straightened up with a sore waist, "You are also beyond my expectations! ”

After noon, Yao Qingsheng walked leisurely in the palace, passed by the familiar bridge, and saw two eunuchs naked under the willow tree by the wall, "Those two eunuchs are still here! How long have they been here?"

"You see my scars are all healed. The cut is really more artistic than you. ”

"Fart, look how sharp my cuts are, not as crumpled as you. ”

"You talk nonsense, the hair is sticky together, and you are still sharp. ”

"We're going to strangle you!!"

The two eunuchs argued and began to fight again. Every day, this picture will always attract new palace maids to watch every day.

Passing by one of the best attractions of the palace, he walked to the harem with impunity.

"Vice Emperor, please come in. The two maids with knives guarding the door bent down to push open the door of the harem for him, and Yao Qingsheng was stunned at first.

"I don't have your daughter!"

"We call the Vice-Emperor, not the Father. The guards explained with a smile. Yao Qingsheng suspected that the two women were delirious and hurriedly ran in, "It's okay to call the emperor, but also call the father, everyone loves to take advantage... Really!"

After walking in the harem for a while, Yao Qingsheng was surprised that the maids in the palace had become more numerous, all of them were fresh faces, and they were still nowhere to be seen.

"What do you think? What do you think of these ducks?" four or five palace maids gathered around the pool.

"That duck has been doing it all day!"

Sitting in the tea pavilion not far away, he was taking a sip of tea, "Poof, cough, cough!" Yao was startled, is Ao Zhengyun's harem already so open, and it has been a day to invite male prostitutes in broad daylight!

"No!" Yao put down the teacup at the end of his life, "this kind of unconscionable thing...... I'll have to check it out, too. He walked to the edge of the pool with a resolute gesture, and was shocked by what he saw. A male duck rode the other ducks in the pond in turn, and the other ducks fluttered in fright.