Chapter 11: Deadly Joke (Asking for Recommendation Votes)
Unlike other patients, this one is not in a ward.
At the end of the ward on the first floor, there was a door, and when it was pushed open, an iron cage with a bed in the cage and a figure sitting on it.
He is pale, has green hair, and holds a small mirror in his left hand and a lipstick in his right hand.
He was applying lipstick to himself, but his technique was not very good, and the lipstick was applied beyond the scope of his mouth, and some of it was applied to his face.
Just then, he noticed two other patients standing outside the cage.
The grin on his face looked even more eerie, "Why are you so serious?"
Emmm......
Can it not be serious?
Although Chu Ge had already guessed it, he was still a little incredulous when he saw this person's dress.
It is worthy of Arkham Asylum, and there is a clown in this asylum, but this patient fantasizes himself as a clown.
Chu Ge couldn't help but joke: "Since you are a clown, you should paint your face a little whiter." ”
"Makes sense. Unexpectedly, Jack really listened to him, took out another white foundation, and patted it on his face.
"Mr. Joker, you are the underground emperor of Gotham City, Batman's number one antagonist, and the most charismatic villain...... Why are you locked up in this madhouse?" Chu Ge patted his ass and then asked.
His sycophants made Jack very happy, and he had just finished wiping half of his face at this time, "Who said I was locked up, I came in voluntarily." And I can stay here if I want to, and I can go if I want. ”
Hearing Jack's words, Chu Ge's eyes lit up, "You mean you know the way to get out of here?"
"Eh, hey, hey......" Jack laughed and didn't answer.
"To tell you the truth, we are actually normal people, and we sneaked here to investigate the truth about this madhouse. Wang Yingjun said.
"Crazy people like to say that they are normal people. Jack smiled and said, "Hey, hey, so you want to go out, don't you?"
"We've tried, there are two guards with guns at the entrance of the hospital, and you can't get through it at all. Chu Ge said.
"It's good luck that you guys survived. Jack said with a smile.
Chu Ge smiled helplessly, they had actually died more than once.
Jack was still whitening himself, and Chubby leaned on the railing of the cage and whispered, "Mr. Clown, Mr. Clown, didn't you say you had a way?"
"Of course there is, but why should I tell you?" said Jack, whose face was almost a little whiter again, and he held the mirror to see if he had smoothed it out.
"Then what do you want?" asked Chu Ge.
"Hehe, you tell me a joke, and if I'm satisfied, I'll tell you how. ”
"Tell a joke?" Hearing this request, Chubby's expression was surprised.
"Tell a joke?" But unlike Wang Yingjun's reaction, Chu Ge was a little excited, and he volunteered, "I'm the best at it!"
I don't know why, Xiao Fat's face was a little wrong, he wanted to stop Chu Ge from telling jokes, but the other party had already started.
"Once upon a time there were two tomatoes walking on the road, and they had to cross the road. ”
"One of the tomatoes dodged and was flattened, and the other pointed to the squashed tomato and laughed and said, look, ketchup!"
The atmosphere was silent, and the temperature around seemed to have dropped a lot.
Chubby's expression was embarrassed, Chu Ge was basically good everywhere, handsome and smart, and had a high talent for games.
The only bad thing is that the laughter is very strange, and I especially like to tell bad jokes.
Jack's expression was indifferent, "Did you see me smiling?"
"It's okay, I have another one. Chu Ge did not give up and continued to preach: "Once upon a time, there were two more tomatoes walking on the road, and one of the tomatoes asked ......"
Before he finished his joke, Xiaopang grabbed him, "Chu Ge, let's do it with me." ”
Chu Ge glanced at Xiaopang unwillingly, he still had a lot of bad jokes about tomatoes to tell......
Next, it's Chubby's joke time.
"One day, the little white rabbit went to the toilet with the elephant, and the elephant forgot to bring toilet paper......"
"Wait a minute!" Chu Ge suddenly interrupted him.
"What's wrong?" Chubby looked puzzled.
"How can the little white rabbit go to the toilet with the elephant?" asked Chu Ge seriously.
Wang Yingjun looked helpless, "It's a joke, don't care about those details." ”
The elephant forgot the toilet paper, so he asked the little white rabbit, "Do you lose your hair?" The little white rabbit replied shyly, no. The elephant asked again, "Are you afraid of getting dirty?" the little rabbit replied, "Not afraid." Chubby continued.
So the elephant wiped his butt with the white rabbit. ”
Chu Ge had a disgusted expression on his face, "Your joke is not funny, but a little disgusting." ”
"Don't be noisy, I'm not done yet. ”
"The next day, the little squirrel and the elephant ate together. The elephant asked the little squirrel, do you lose your hair?"
"Wait a minute!" Chu Ge interrupted him again.
"What's wrong with you?" said Chubby helplessly.
"What do little squirrels and elephants eat together? ”
"It's a joke, a joke!" Chubby said impatiently, "Can you please stop interrupting me?"
He knew that this guy was sincere, and he didn't want him to finish the joke.
"Good. Chu Ge nodded obediently.
"The little squirrel said he didn't shed his hair. The elephant asked the little squirrel if he was afraid of getting dirty, and he said he was not afraid. Then the elephant wiped his mouth with a little squirrel. ”
At this time, the little squirrel said in a shy tone, because I am the little white rabbit that I used to wipe my butt yesterday!"
Chubby finally finished the joke, except for Chu Ge's perfunctory laughter, Jack's heart did not fluctuate, and he even yawned.
Chu Ge seized the opportunity to tell a few more bad jokes, but Jack was still unmoved.
Chu Ge's expression began to become serious, and it seemed that he and Xiaopang had thought wrong.
No matter how funny the jokes they tell are useless. Because Jack is telling jokes that satisfy him, not funny jokes.
When he saw Jack in the mirror and began to practice the clown's smile, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "I see." ”
"Chu Ge, don't tell cold jokes anymore. Wang Yingjun said.
"Rest assured, this time, I already know what we're going to talk about. Chu Ge's eyes said firmly.
Xiao Fat's heart was a little apprehensive, although Chu Ge said this, he was still a little uneasy.
"There used to be two people in an insane asylum, and one night they decided to escape from the asylum. So they planned to escape. ”
With great difficulty, they climbed onto the roof to get over the narrow gap between the two houses, and the first man jumped without difficulty, but his friend did not. Afraid of falling in the dark. ”
"The first person came up with a solution, he had a flashlight, and he could shine it on the other person and make that person jump along the light. ”
"But the second man said, 'Are you stupid for me?' When I come by, you're going to turn off the flashlight and make me fall!"
"Hey, hey......" After listening to Chu Ge's joke, Jack grinned and couldn't help laughing.
Xiaopang was a little confused, what was Chu Ge talking about, why didn't he understand, where was it funny?
"Haven't you seen the clown's deadly joke?" Chu Ge asked rhetorically.
Chubby shook his head, and Jack's laughter hadn't stopped, and it was getting louder and louder, sounding a little crazy.
"Hahahaha......"
Jack's shrill laughter echoed throughout the hospital, Chu Ge's face suddenly changed, and there was a sound of footsteps not far away, and Jack's laughter had already attracted the attention of the hospital guards.
"Oops!"
Chu Ge dragged Xiaopang and wanted to run, but they were still one step slower, and the two guards had already come to them, and the electric batons in their hands flashed with electric light.
Before he was electrocuted, he heard the complaining voice of Xiao Pang, "Chu Ge, I will never let you tell jokes in the future!"