"I said you kid, I want to eat you on weekdays, push back and push, and take some goods to prevaricate, why are you inviting us two old things to eat today-it turns out that there is really something to trouble us two old things! You tell me what is good about you......"

Chen Jinchang looked at the smile on the corner of Zhou Yi's mouth, he who has read countless people, where does he not know Zhou Yi's plans in his heart? Maybe at the beginning of this meal, wait for them to ask questions.

"Say, boy, what's the matter?" Shi Tuan'er put his feet on the big case and shouted.

He knew that Zhou Yi had something to ask for, so he seized the opportunity and took it big.

"Isn't this my mother telling me to go on a blind date every day? I have a good life, but what kind of blind date are I going...... The two elder brothers are well-informed, so they can find a way for the younger brother. Zhou Yi asked in a low voice.

"It's not easy, you go find one yourself, won't everything be solved?" Shi Tuan'er glanced at Zhou Yi, "What should I do!" ”

"Do you still have to say that? I look at Zhou Xiaozi, I'm afraid I don't want to find a woman, so I'm worried......" Chen Jinchang couldn't get used to Shi Tuan'er, who obviously didn't understand anything, but he was still self-righteous, and said disdainfully.

"Don't want to find a woman? Zhou boy, are you okay!? Is there anything unspeakable? If you don't call the old man, how many famous doctors will I recommend to you? Old man, I don't have any other skills, but this popularity is a little bit better than the one next to me. Shi Tuan'er said, and got angry with Chen Jinchang again, "Those friends of his, all of them are fox friends and dog friends, wine and meat Tai Sui; My friends can definitely help.

One of them, the ancestor of the family was a famous doctor in the former dynasty. Emperor Lao Tzu wanted to see a character who couldn't. My friend may not be as good as his ancestor. But eighty or ninety percent of the craft always has - the disease of this world. Nine times out of ten, he's sure; There is one or two percent left, and he can also take a look......"

"Do you still have friends like that?" When Chen Jinchang heard this, his heart moved.

Rich people, after living for a long time, everything in life is satisfied, and the most afraid is that they will be born, old, sick and die.

"My friend, you don't know much." Shi Tuan'er said with a smug face.

"Brother Shi, I'm really not sick." Zhou Yi said helplessly.

"You're not sick, so why don't you find a woman? You're not like my brother. I used to be busy playing with crabs and couldn't take care of it; Now that I'm old, I have more than enough heart but not enough strength! ”

"I see that you are very 'hearty and strong'. Two days ago, I saw you ...... with that person on the Internet," Chen Jinchang quipped.

Shi Tuan'er blushed when Chen Jinchang said, "Go, go!" Let's talk about Zhou Xiaozi, how did it get to me?

Zhou boy, what the hell do you say is going on, since there is nothing wrong with your body, is it here? Or like in those martial arts novels, what kind of 'children's skills' did you practice? ”

He obviously remembered Zhou Yi's fierce performance of fighting the white python in the Spirit Turtle Cave last time.

Zhou Yi was asked by Shi Tuan'er and choked for a while. I don't know where to say it.

He said that he was not impulsive to women. It's fake. From childhood to adulthood, normal physiological conditions occur; Like all normal men, he has done obscene things.

However, it seems that since the mysterious space, a certain ** on the body has gradually decreased, and even now there is almost no impulse. Sometimes he wonders if something is wrong with his body, just like the undefeated Dongfang who has practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book - which makes him shudder.

However, when he tried a little, he found that everything was normal; Moreover, except for the skin that appears white and tender, other physical characteristics such as men have not changed, which reassures him. He felt that the decrease in his ** was indeed related to the changes in his body, just like the realm of "pure and unhindered" and "desireless" that Taoists have always said - in this world, it may not be good, but it is definitely not bad.

He has no resistance to women, maybe a lot less carnal desire, but he still has an almost instinctive appreciation and yearning for beautiful things.

But what made him a little worried was that once another person intervened in his life, he was more casual and lazy in all aspects, and he couldn't imagine whether he could keep that secret.

Zhou Yi hesitated and hesitated, and finally said helplessly: "Brother, this kind of thing depends on fate...... I go on a blind date every day, and I am treated like something, what is this called? You two are kind, just give me a trick. ”

He thought to himself: should he really find a companion? This matter can be delayed for a while, but the parents of the Zhou family, who only have an only child in the family, can make him single for a lifetime? The entire Zhou family is in full swing, those uncles can make Zhou Yi so single? When the time comes, it is not allowed to ......

Zhou Yi thought again: I have been living alone, and I don't know what kind of experience it is for two people to live together.

"Fate is such a thing." Chen Jinchang said with a smile, "Otherwise, what kind of do you like to tell me, pure students, capable white bone spirits, and royal (harmony?)" Sister, Lo (harmony) Li, sexy beauty or Yanma? Uncle Chen will introduce you to the ...... Or, I'll give you all the experience and pick a suitable one? ”

"Uncle Chen, are you pimping!?" Zhou Yi smiled bitterly, "You better give me some reliable advice." I just want to take it slow and wait until this time has passed. ”

"Young man—procrastination won't solve the problem. If there is a problem, you have to solve it head-on - there are so many beauties on the Internet now, how can you find a suitable one, right? Shi Tuan'er gaged next to him with a thief's smile, showing his existence.

Chen Jinchang looked at Zhou Yi's helpless appearance, and felt that he had seen enough jokes, so he restrained his smile and said a little seriously: "I know what you kid wants." I really have one of them, and there is absolutely no trouble, and I can kill multiple birds with one stone. But ......" he said, looking at the wine that had been drunk by Zhou Yi to the bottom of the altar.

"An altar?" Zhou Yi looked at Chen Jinchang's eyes and stretched out a finger to gesticulate.

Chen Jinchang shook his head.

"Two altars?" Zhou Yi stretched out another finger.

Chen Jinchang still shook his head.

"Three altars! Couldn't have been more! Zhou Yi gritted his teeth.

"Four altars! I want more, and I will have four altars. Chen Jinchang reported the number. He looked at Zhou Yi's hesitation, and said: "It's not easy to kill your kid once, so you have to make Lao Chen and me proud once." ”

Shi Tuan'er next to him suddenly became anxious, "Zhou boy, you can't favor one over the other!" ”

He saw that Zhou Yi was still hesitating, he didn't even look at him, and hurriedly gestured his finger, "One altar, I only need one altar." Although I can't do anything this time, if you encounter any trouble in the future, just come to the old man and me! He looked at Zhou Yi's eyes and said quickly.

Zhou Yi's eyes flickered, and under the staring eyes of the two, he finally relented: "Okay, five altars are five altars!" Brother Shi, you have to remember your promise today. When I have something to ask for, don't play again. ”

"Of course. I'm very kind to the old crab, but I'm not as treacherous as some old thing. Shi Tuan'er seemed to be still thinking about Chen Jinchang's four jars of wine and was indignant.

Zhou Yi looked at Chen Jinchang and wondered what he could say to come out.

"As far as I know, the 'old lady' in your family seems to be a bit ambitious. You don't have a daughter-in-law, and it's not a matter of time, why is she so anxious to help you go on a blind date now? ”

"You mean ......"

"Find her another thing to do." Chen Jinchang said with a smile.

"Looking for something to do?" Zhou Yi's heart suddenly opened - yes, find something to do for the old lady, so that she is too busy to get out, won't he be able to continue to be free?

It's a very simple method, but he is deeply trapped in the game and didn't think of it.

Shi Tuan'er also patted his head, "Such a simple method, why didn't I think of it?" ”

"So what are you looking for?" Zhou Yi thought again.

"All the things that women like are nothing more than clothes, accessories, beauty and body. And beauty, must be in the first place. I think you might as well think of a way to do this......" Chen Jinchang whispered, as if he was really teaching some secret technique that could not be passed on. (To be continued.) )