Chapter 17: The Strange "120"

After returning to the city, the He brick family, who was scared stupid by me just now, suddenly came back to life full of blood. One by one, he floated behind me and asked me to take him to find a way to make money.

I was annoyed by him, so I directly let him get on 001, handed him the kitten, and instructed: "You can play with one cat and one person...... Remember, don't break it! ”

He Brick's family was originally dissatisfied with Mr. Wang's figure, but later found that Mr. Wang still had a lot of money in his pocket, so he reluctantly left.

120 was quite strange about the behavior of me and "Mr. Wang", and after asking for a long time, he didn't ask for a name from my mouth, so he had to give up, and then this guy began to discuss with me how to spend this sudden vacation.

I gave him a few options: playing mahjong, taking a bath, drinking tea, going to the park, and in order to take care of Sophie's emotions, I deliberately added one, watching a movie, but only if he couldn't sit with me!

120 thought for a long time and said to me, "Let's go shopping!" ”

I looked at him strangely and asked, "Do you still have any money?" "Just now, this guy has been cheated of 7,000 yuan by me, I don't believe that he really brought a wad of RMB when he went out.

Then the guy took out five stacks of renminbi from his suit. Damn, I was shocked, is this person sick? What do you do when you go out with so much money? After asking carefully, I learned that since 120 graduated and entered the human research center, it has not spent money for five years, except for taking a taxi.

This is a strange record, all the things in his family are handled by his parents, what firewood, rice, oil and salt, clothes and socks, all his mother bought for him, water and electricity bills, and his mother helped him pay, this person does not smoke or drink, so he has not experienced the feeling of spending money for a long time! According to him, he has a pile of money in his house and has been lonely for a long time, so today he suddenly had the idea of spending money, and by now, he has even reached the point where he will go crazy if he doesn't spend money.

So, I led him to start losing!

Don't look at 120 This kid is wearing a smooth and slippery shirt, in fact, he is a person with no common sense in life, after entering the friendship shopping mall, this grandson is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, he wants to buy everything, and everything is rare. I reluctantly asked him if he hadn't been to the mall in a few years, and the grandson said that the last time he came here was in the third grade......

But fortunately, this grandson is not stingy at all, and he bought two copies of everything in the photo, one for him and one for me. I followed behind the 120 buttocks, working on work with both hands, holding all the clothes in my left hand and some wallet belts in my right hand.

How nice it would be if we could always be so harmonious......

As we went deeper into the mall, before we knew it, we walked to the ladies section, and then, 120 slowly revealed the nature of obscenity, which was manifested in the fact that this grandson was interested in everything.

In a shop that sells socks, this guy suddenly became interested in silk (socks), and then studied with the proprietress for a long time which silk (socks) material is the best, the proprietress at first thought that we were going to buy it for the daughter-in-law to play some fun, but when 120 took off his pants on the spot and changed a pair of silk (socks), the proprietress was stunned and speechless.

When I left, I asked him why he was so perverted, and he said that it was much more difficult to wear this than to wear underpants.

When passing by a tattoo parlor, 120 suddenly stripped naked, pointed to a man who was tattooing, and said to the boss: "Tattoo me a ...... of this hairtail fish too" I hurriedly dragged 120 out of the way.

Passing by a women's clothing store, he suddenly stood in front of a bare plastic model and observed, and then, in front of a room of people, the grandson began to ravage the model...... While touching, he also pointed to a certain part of the plastic model and muttered: "Hey, this material is very good, much softer than the one just now...... It's suitable for making protective covers for patients, you don't know, they have often fought between them in the past two years, and this thing is protected on the chest, and it can definitely be used as armor......"

Then, he didn't forget to shout at me to be embarrassed: "114, you come and touch it, it's much better than the materials of those protective clothing in our unit!" ”

The room full of people looked at me instantly, and I didn't hurry, but I picked up a dress and put it in front of me and gestured with it, as if I didn't know him at all.

At this time, a little girl who looked like a saleswoman came over, pushed me into the fitting room, and said, "Sister, your waist is thin enough?" No, I'll change you to a smaller size......"

Before leaving, the boss sold the model to him, saying that after he touched it, the model would not be able to show clothes in the future.

Then, the boss also sold the skirt to me, and at the end, he said: "Sister, your leg hair is quite heavy!" ”

At this time, I was carrying a plastic model on my shoulders, wearing a suit on my upper body, a short skirt on my lower body, black leather shoes on my feet, a bunch of things in my left hand, pants with a belt in my right hand, and a Pekingese bus in my pocket......

The expressions on which people look at me can no longer be described as shocked, and a few of the eldest brothers got goosebumps after looking at me, if the eldest sister next to them hadn't stopped them, they probably would have come to beat me a long time ago.

The cleaning aunt in the mall was sweeping the floor seriously with her head down, and suddenly looked up and saw me, and then the aunt snorted and pulled over......

Originally, I thought that 120's crazy behavior would stop, who thought of a careless kung fu, this guy disappeared, and when I saw him again, I found a large group of men were chasing him, I hurriedly stepped forward to stop, asked for a long time to figure it out, it turned out, 120 swayed and ran to a newly opened women's clothing store, because it had just opened, the plastic model in the store was not in place, so the owner had an idea, and found his own sister to top it, who would have thought, 120 suddenly appeared.

At first, the boss thought he was going to buy that outfit, and he didn't pay attention to him. When I looked over after a few minutes, I found that 120 had already carried the model to the cash register, put down the 500 yuan and was about to leave, and muttered: "This is as good as the real thing, scolding the street has a taste of the Northeast!" ”

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The big brother who beat him said to me before leaving: "Sister, how can such a good person as you follow him, you are such a blind person!" Then, the eldest brother handed me a business card, I took a cursory look, this eldest brother's name is Zhang Fugui, and he is a teacher at the Coal City Sports School.

In the following time, I implemented strict control over 120, strictly prohibiting him from leaving my side, and an eldest sister who sold hats next to me stared at us for a long time, nodded with satisfaction, and commented: "There are not many young people who are so affectionate nowadays, but this girl's voice is too thick......"

I thought that after controlling 120, I would be able to get out of my body, but suddenly, the Jingba in my pocket suddenly jumped out, and then the puppy began to completely spread joy, where to pee...... I subconsciously looked around, and sure enough, I saw Sophie Fei in an underwear store.

I walked over with a sad face, only to see Sophie Fei screaming at a pile of underwear: "Wow, this is so cute, you see, there are little earthworms on it...... Wow, this one is even cuter, it's painted with Pippi shrimp......"

The waiter saw the guest coming, hurriedly came over to greet me, eighty percent did not see my gender, this girl was a little at a loss, stared at my chest for a long time, this girl came out coldly: "Sister, it's really not a whole thing, we really don't have to sell this model of yours!" ”

I glared at him, pointed to a few of Sophie's favorite underwear, and said in a rough voice: "Old girl, I haven't finished the operation in Thailand yet!" ”

The girl made a look of sudden realization, then picked up the underwear and went to pack!

When I was paying the bill, the proprietress gave me a strange look, then a strange look at the model on my shoulder, and finally a strange look at the Jingba in my pocket, and then nodded meaningfully.

I still don't understand what she means!

Just as I was about to take 120 out to dinner, the phone suddenly remembered, I picked up the phone, and found that it was 001.

"Hey! 001? I spoke slowly, trying to tell whether the other party was Mr. Wang or He Zhuan.

"It's me! Lao He! There was a noise on the phone, followed by a rough panting voice, which sounded like He Brick's family was running fast, and after a while, the voice continued to come from the phone: "Section Chief Wang, come and save me, I'm dying?" ”

"What's going on?" I asked hurriedly.

"Whew...... Call...... I met a few masters, saying that I am a demon and want to do the right thing for heaven, come on, I have been beaten by them for more than an hour, if I hadn't sneaked out of the toilet while they went to the toilet, I would have hung up, and they are chasing me now! As he spoke, He Brick's crying voice came out.

"What the hell is going on? Where are you? "I'm already anxious, listening to the tone of the He brick family, it's not like a joke at all, could it be that he is attached to 001's body, and he was bumped into by some Taoist monk or an old Taoist in the deep mountains?

"I'm at the convention center! Now I'm running to the top floor, you hurry up, it's really not good, I have to jump! There was something other in He Brick's tone.

What the hell did those masters do to him? And what is this guy doing at the convention and exhibition center?

"You hold on first, I'll be there right away, hey, hey, hey......" Before I could finish speaking, He Brick's family hung up the phone.

I didn't care about instructing 120, and hurriedly ran outside the mall, who knows, as soon as I went out, I bumped into a fat man, and suddenly, a bunch of things in my hands were scattered all over the ground, what underwear, what silk (socks), and the plastic model I was carrying in the distance.

The other party lowered his head and apologized while helping me pick up things: "This lesbian, I'm really embarrassed, I just got off work and came to buy something with my daughter-in-law, and I was choked by a grandson two days ago...... Look, it's all my fault, you're all right, comrade......"

The more I listened, the more familiar the voice became, and I unconsciously raised my head, and then I saw Director Li's respectful face!

He was also a little confused, and he frowned and began to think, pointing at me as if to say something.

I didn't have time to explain to him, so I grabbed my things and ran off into the distance. I didn't take two steps before I heard Director Li's angry voice behind me: "Oh, I'll go, why are you still following me, this time you are pretending to be a woman?" Disgusting! It's disgusting! ”