Since seeing Xiang Li, Xiao Jian's food is unpleasant, he can't sleep at night, his whole body is itchy like crawling with insects, and his heart is like being scratched by a hundred claws at the same time.

Xiao Jian felt that he was going to be ruined in the hands of this woman named Xiang Li, if he couldn't do something with her, it was estimated that his life would never have the same taste in the future.

Xiaojian decided to go to Xiang Li, and he was going to get her into his own hands.

But he was a little scared in his heart, what if he ran into Ma Han? If Ma Han is the kind of man with a big waist and a round waist, he must not be cleaned up? No, people with big shoulders and round waists also have cowardices, and he is.

In case Ma Han is a ruthless stubble, and goods like him are not like dismantling machine parts?

If Xiang Li sees her own nest and wants to chase others, let's play while playing!

Although Xiao Jian was scared, he couldn't help but want to see Xiang Li, so he decided to find two brothers to strengthen his courage and cheer him on.

Little Sword found the red and yellow hairs.

At night, Xiao Jian found the apartment without much effort according to the address Xiang Li said when he cried to him.

Xiaojian knocked on the door gently, there was no movement in it for a long time, the red hair and yellow hair were impatient, and they were about to slam the door, but they were stopped by Xiaojian, who told them to be civilized and polite in front of girls.

Ma Han was sleeping in the house, when he heard a knock on the door, he thought it was Xiang Li coming back, and walked to the door with a scolding: "What the knock, you didn't bring the key!" ”

When Ma Han opened the door, he saw a man standing outside the door, a man with a big waist and a full face, in his twenties, bald.

I don't know if it's because the skin is too dark, or because the scar is too white, the knife mark on the right side of his face, which is more than three inches long, is dazzling, and it sets off his fierce appearance.

Around his neck, he wore a gold chain the thickness of chopsticks, a fancy T-shirt on his upper body, and a black crotch pants on his lower body, which were fat and big, and the crotch hung down to his knees.

What Ma Han saw was the little sword.

Behind Xiao Jian, there stood two young men, wearing black suits, sunglasses, snow-white shirts, blood-red ties, one with fiery red hair, the other with orange hair, the fiery red hair holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and the orange hair holding a delicate chocolate box in his arms.

Ma Han's eyes widened in horror, his body involuntarily stepped back, and he asked tremblingly, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Xiao Jian looked around the room, didn't see Xiang Li, and asked coldly, "Does Xiang Li live here?" ”

Ma Han nodded.

"Where's she?"

"Haven't come back yet?" Ma Han said cowardly.

Xiao Jian looked up and down at the person in front of him in women's pajamas, and asked strangely, "Who are you, and why are you in this room?" ”

"I'm Ma Han." Ma Han replied in a low voice.

"Who? You repeat. Xiao Jian's body was agitated, and his eyes couldn't be bigger.

"My name is Ma Han." Ma Han's voice lowered.

Xiao Jian stared at Ma Han for a long time, and suddenly burst out laughing maniacally, and the laughter shook the light bulb hanging from the roof.

Xiao Jian stopped laughing and said to the red and yellow hair: "You guys quickly help the eldest brother find it, and see where the eldest brother's glasses are." ”

Huang Mao leaned on his stomach to look for glasses, Ma Han stood awkwardly for a while, and began to bend down to find them.

The red hair smiled cheaply and said to the yellow hair: "Are you stupid, the eldest brother's eyes are shocked by this guy, where the hell can I find glasses?" ”

Xiao Jian laughed along, his smile was very mad, he looked at Ma Han with that kind of mad smile, and shouted in a weird way: "You kid really surprised me, it turned out that Lao Tzu thought Ma Han was a tall and burly man, but I didn't expect it to be like a bear." ”

Xiao Jian suddenly stopped laughing and looked at Ma Han suspiciously: "No, Ma Han should be a handle, why are you wearing a woman's pajamas, don't be a impostor." ”

"I'm really Ma Han." Ma Han said tremblingly.

"Is it Ma Han, just lift your tail and take a look, red hair and yellow hair, take off his pajamas and take a look, see if this guy looks like that thing."

Ma Han was so frightened that he retreated again and again, his hands tightly covered his crotch, he looked at Xiaojian with a pair of eyes begging for mercy, and his voice was like crying: "Big brother, please spare me." ”

Hongmao said: "Are you a man, it's like Lao Tzu is going to rape you, take it off, if you don't take it off, you will be polite to you." ”

Huang Mao took out a Tibetan knife from his waist, ejected the knife surface, put the tip of the knife between his teeth, and vigorously picked the dirt between his teeth, with an evil smile on his face:

"Lao Tzu has a bad temper, he trembles when he gets angry, and if he accidentally drops this thing into your crotch, it won't be fun."

Ma Han looked at Xiaojian, then at the red hair and yellow hair, and reluctantly took off all his pajamas and underwear.

The red haired shouted at the top of his voice: "Put it on, put it on, what the hell, it's fucking ugly." ”

Xiao Jian frowned and said, "I have to talk to you for ten yuan today, with your virtue, how did you deceive Xiang Li, who is like a flower and jade?" Lie and cheat, you don't know how to cherish it, and you always bully her, do you say you're a little underwhelmed? ”

Ma Han had a premonition that a catastrophe was coming, so he lowered his head and muttered, "I didn't bully her." ”

The red hair screamed: "You still dare to slam your mouth, are you tired of it?" ”

Huang Mao pointed at the door with a knife and said, "Stay at the door, think about it before you speak, and then answer my eldest brother's question after thinking about it." ”

The red hair pressed his left foot on the edge of the bed, his right leg was standing, he smoked vigorously, finished smoking, lit another cigarette, threw the cigarette butt casually, and the yellow hair kept blowing his nose and throwing tissues all over the ground.

Ma Han stood on the edge of the TV cabinet in a daze, not daring to come out, as long as the answer was a little hesitant or not in their minds, the red hair and the yellow hair glared at him viciously.

The air in the room was extremely dull, Ma Han felt a chill down his spine, sweat on his head, and the heavy smoke choked him to tears, but he didn't dare to open the window, nor did he dare to take a tissue, as long as he moved his body, the red hair and the yellow hair glared at him viciously, and the fierce look seemed to swallow Ma Han in one gulp.

The index finger of Xiaojian's right hand swiped vigorously from right to left, pointed at Ma Han and said: "Xiang Li, this girl is good, I have taken a fancy to her, she will be my person from today onwards, you are not allowed to bully her again, do you understand what I mean?" ”

Ma Han did not speak.

"Are you deaf or dumb, can you make a noise for Lao Tzu to hear."

"Got it!" Ma Han whispered.

"Be louder."

"Got it!" Ma Han shouted in a loud voice.

"Grandma's, that's pretty much it."

Xiao Jian put his hand in his trouser pocket and said triumphantly: "Let's stop here today, we will look for you again in the future." ”

After saying that, lift your feet and walk out.

Red Hair and Yellow Hair hurriedly got up and walked in front of Xiaojian like two pioneers, two people on the left and one on the right, taking turns to hit Ma Han, knocking Ma Han into one stumbling after another, the two of them smiled very scoundrelly and walked out of the door.

Xiaojian walked up to Ma Han with his arms crossed and said, "You guy is very rude, we are your guests, you should always send us off." ”

Ma Han reluctantly followed Xiaojian out of the door.

As soon as he arrived at the gate, he saw Hua Qing coming from a distance, Xiao Jian quickly hid between the red and yellow haired bodies, hanging his head low, and when Hua Qing walked over, he dared to raise his head.

Ma Han looked at the little sword in confusion.

Xiao Jian asked, "Is the one who passed just now Hua Qing?" ”

"yes, you know him?"

"Why is he still dressed as a woman?"

"He's a woman."

Xiaojian glared at Ma Han and scolded: "Are your fucking eyes in the crotch of your pants, why the fuck can't even tell the difference between the male and female." ”