Chapter 344: How to pat the old man's ass

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Seeing He Luo coming to the door with cigarettes and wine, Ouyang Luoshui was angry, and said in a low voice: "You really think that your son-in-law came to the door, and he brought cigarettes and wine, right?!" ”

He Luo couldn't help but shrug his shoulders helplessly, holding cigarettes and alcohol in both hands, and glanced at Ouyang Luoshui with innocent eyes. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info[800]

Ouyang Luoshui snorted lightly, then squatted down and went to the shoe cabinet to turn over a pair of slippers for him.

Because of the shoulder injury, Ouyang Luoshui wore loose clothes at home, this squatting, bending over, He Luo condescendingly, very ungentlemanly from her neckline projected his gaze in, Officer Ouyang is probably diligent in exercising, so it is also very well developed there, which makes He Luo can't help but use it to compare it with the pair of Ning Xiyu who has been repeatedly played with today, and he is not left behind.

So, I hurriedly tightened my legs together and gasped, so as not to show my ugliness.

Ouyang Luoshui threw the slippers to the ground, then stood up, and saw that this guy was staring straight at him, his face couldn't help but change, and then he hurriedly covered his chest, took a step back, his eyes immediately became vicious, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Stinky rascal!" ”

If ordinary people dare to look at it like this, she must be throwing him out with an over-the-shoulder throw, but unfortunately, she is not He Luo's opponent!

He Luo smiled awkwardly, and then put on his slippers, Ouyang Zheng and his wife in the house had already greeted him, and they actually welcomed He Luo.

Ouyang Luoshui originally wanted to do it, but when he saw his parents coming, he had no choice, so as not to let his parents count again, which would not be happy! He Luo smiled, and then went in with cigarettes and alcohol. Ouyang Luoshui saw his cheap smile is a belly of fire, if He Luo knew that Ouyang Luoshui regarded his smile as a cheap smile, I don't know if he would feel very innocent, Lao Tzu just smiled normally, okay, how did he become cheap? Ouyang Luoshui is expected to answer him like this, you are a serious slut, so no matter how you laugh, you are a cheap smile!

After two months of not coming to the door, Ouyang Zheng still missed this young man, and when he saw him holding a gift in his hand, he said unhappily: "Didn't you say that you won't be allowed to bring things, why did you buy cigarettes and alcohol again?" ”

He Luo said with a smile: "Come to see the elders, how can you not buy some gifts?" These are all a little bit of the little nephew's heart, and the uncle accepts it. ”

Ouyang Zheng sighed, although he said so, he didn't blame He Luo in his heart, he felt that this young man was quite sensible, so he took the pocket from his hand, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "You kid hasn't been here for a long time, and your aunt and I miss you a little!" Come into the house, your aunt has bought a lot of vegetables today, and you will have to chew and swallow your tongue after a while. txt novel download"

He Luo smiled shyly at Mo Li: "I like to eat my aunt's dishes the most, last time I ate my aunt's dishes, I felt the same taste as chewing wax when I ate other people's dishes many times." ”

This guy's ability to face and back is really powerful, if Qin Qi and Sister Lin know that he said so outside, he must have to twist his ears fiercely, even the gentle and introverted Sister Lin is estimated to become a Hedong lion's roar! What does it mean that the food we cook tastes like chewing wax? It's so inauthentic, I eat ready-made food every day, and I eat it with a mouth full of oil, and I actually say that it tastes the same as chewing wax!

Of course, Qin Qi Meimei and Lin Yunzhi didn't have a chance to hear it, and He Luo wouldn't be stupid enough to say this to them.

Mo Li was very happy when He Luo said this, and said, "Don't pile it up at the door, come in, come in!" My aunt made you some snacks and went in and tasted them. ”

Ouyang Luoshui saw He Luo's sycophancy and made his parents happy, and couldn't help but grit his teeth secretly, this bastard is really bad!

He Luo went to the sofa in the living room and sat down, and on the coffee table visited the pastry made by Mo Li herself, and after He Luo tasted a piece, he exclaimed, "Okay! It's so delicious! It's many times better than those tea restaurants and pastry shops! Auntie, you are really ingenious, no wonder you can have such an outstanding daughter as Luoshui, well, Uncle Ouyang is really happy. ”

This sycophant was crackling, Ouyang Luoshui felt that he couldn't listen to it anymore, and he wanted to kick him in the belly.

Ouyang Zheng said with a smile: "It's not as exaggerated as you say, if you like to eat, then eat more, if you want to eat in the future, tell your aunt, if you don't have time, let Luoshui bring it to you." ”

Ouyang Luoshui rolled his eyes and said, "I don't want to bring this guy to it!" If you want to eat, you won't come to the house to get it yourself! ”

Ouyang Zheng glanced at Ouyang Luoshui, and then asked He Luodao, "Did Xiao He quarrel with Luoshui recently?" Haven't you been here to see me and your aunt for so long? If young people quarrel, they still have to communicate with each other, and there is nothing that cannot be said. ”

He Luo snorted, he hadn't had much contact with Ouyang Luoshui since that time, and he had sent a text message of greeting, but it was a stone in the sea, and the phone had been called, but people didn't answer, and he even wondered if he was blacklisted by Ouyang Luoshui.

"No, I have a good relationship with Luoshui...... Hehe, it's just a little contradiction, but it's been said a long time ago. He Luo said with a smile.

"Luoshui, this girl has a bad temper, you are accommodating. Although Xiao He, you are good, but I see that you are very Confucian, I think it is very good, there is the shadow of those martial arts masters in the Republic of China, and you should not worry much about Luo Shui. Although those martial arts masters have not read much, and some are even illiterate, they have a very elegant temperament, and they are like a teacher when they don't do it. Ouyang Zheng said with a smile, "Your uncle, I also like to watch those old martial arts things in the Republic of China, by the way, what kind of boxing did you practice, Xiao He?" ”

Ouyang Luoshui was so angry that the three corpse gods were like thunder, the seven orifices were smoking, and the samadhi true fire burned to her throat, in the eyes of her father, she was so bad? Is it that bad? Is it that bad? Is it really that bad? Rely on! Ouyang Luoshui had a feeling that he wanted to strangle He Luo to death on the spot.

He Luo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Uncle, you are falsely praised, those are all heroes, they are all grandmasters, I can't compare!" At first, I practiced kung fu in Xingyi, Bagua, Tai Chi, the three internal boxing, and then the boxing method was practiced deeply, and the outer boxing can also be integrated, and there are actually a lot of boxing methods. ”

Ouyang Zheng sighed, nodded slightly, and said: "The inner fist is good, and the kung fu of practicing the inner fist is slow, but it can practice a kind of human spirit!" Your uncle and I also practiced Tai Chi in my early years, but the master didn't teach it well, so the practice was so-so, and now I'm older, and I spent too much energy when I was young, and my body is not very good. ”

He Luo said, "Oh! I taught Luoshui a round pile and the method of nourishing qi, uncle, you can learn from her if your health is not good, stand on the round pile for half an hour every day, and then nourish the qi, and you will soon be able to recuperate your body. ”

Ouyang Zheng nodded and said, "That's okay, I'll let Luoshui teach me when I go back!" Well, I'm sorry to trouble you, old man. ”

"It's okay, it's okay! If you want to do anything, just tell me, we're a family! He Luo replied with a smile.

Ouyang Zheng was very satisfied with what he said, nodded again and again, and then turned his face to Ouyang Luoshui and said, "Luoshui, you see how humble people are!" Other people's kung fu is so high, but they still let you! Don't you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, don't lose your temper with others in the future, and think that people are easy to bully when you see that they are modest? ”

Ouyang Luoshui was already angry, but now he was so angry that he couldn't show it, but a very gentle look appeared on his face, and he said softly: "Dad, I know!" ”

He Luo looked at her gentle appearance, and suddenly became a spirit, feeling that this girl was brewing something...... Anyway, it's a very dangerous feeling, this feeling can't be said, anyway, it makes people's fur blow up and their hairs stand on end.

"Well, just listen to it! Xiao He, your uncle and I admire you very much, I think you are a humble person and have the ability, I hope you can have a good relationship with Luoshui. Ouyang Zheng said.

"Mmmmmmmm, uncle, you have won the award, I will work hard, but the key depends on Luoshui!" When He Luo heard Ouyang Zheng praising himself, his eyes narrowed with laughter, and at the same time, he didn't forget to give Ouyang Luo a handful of water.

Ouyang Zheng couldn't help but shake his head and said: "This girl owes discipline when she was a child, and she has practiced kung fu, and she is very short-tempered!" You have to be more responsible in the future, if you really encounter something that can't be solved, you can call me and I'll help you talk to her. I called you just now, you write down that number, and if you have any questions, call back and ask me. ”

He Luo immediately smiled and said, "Okay, if there is any problem in the future, I still have to let my uncle solve my doubts." ”

"Hey! I'm just more than you have eaten for thirty years, what is there to solve, this is just a clichΓ©. Ouyang Zheng smiled slightly, he enjoyed He Luo's shadowless and invisible sycophants very much, and this former Tiannan detective was also fooled by He Luo in a daze.

He Luo's sycophant shot was not out of the sky, but invisible. The invisible trick of killing is the most powerful, and the invisible trick of patting the sycophant is also powerful.

He Luo felt that he should publish a book, called "How to Shoot the Sycophants of the Old Man in the Invisible" or something, well, this is a university question, and it will definitely be a big hit.

Ouyang Luoshui heard He Luo pull things on his body, he was so angry that he almost had a brain congestion, and the whole person was about to faint, and even felt that his shoulder was faintly painful, and couldn't help but secretly think that this is not Zhuge Liang Sanqi Zhou Yu is going to anger this girl to death, right?

When He Luo saw Ouyang Luoshui's helpless appearance, he couldn't help but feel obscene in his heart...... Uh, laughing out loud in the sun.

Ouyang Luoshui secretly made a gesture to him, meaning that you are awesome, let's settle the account slowly when we go back.

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