The reason why she dared to swear so venomously and curse herself, in fact, she thought cunningly in her heart, "I am really a stupid pig today, I will definitely not do this kind of thing today in the future, but this kind of thing is definitely not to poison Yang Tao, the little turtle grandson, I swear never to do such a stupid thing today, and I came to check on him before I was sure that the other party was dead or not, it was so stupid!" Never do such a stupid thing again! "Therefore, the oath I just made will not curse myself, and I and my grandfather will not ride the hearse every day, because the oath I made is not the same thing as what Yang Tao, a stupid person, thinks......

"Uh......" Yang Tao had never heard someone swear to curse himself like this, this poisonous oath was ruthless enough...... Take a hearse every day...... Belch......

Huaxia is very taboo about such things as dead people, and so is Yang Tao, so when she heard Bai Shanshan issue such a heavy "poison + pig + pig + island + novel + oath", she was shocked on the spot, seeing her so serious, I thought she was sincerely repentant! I believe that she will not lie to herself, Yang Tao didn't think about it, and immediately, Yang Tao let go of his hand.

"Thank you, ahem...... Good bye. Bai Shanshan was let go of her neck by Yang Tao, and she could finally breathe air freely, Bai Shanshan never felt that even breathing air was a happy thing, but she looked at Yang Tao and complained even more, but she lied to Yang Tao with a good-looking and delicate smile on her face, "I knew you were a good person, and we will see you later." ”

"It's still gone." Yang Tao said speechlessly, see you yet, I don't want to see you again. You still want to poison me? Really.

Yang Tao saw Bai Shanshan leave, and he also returned to school.

Finally got rid of a scourge, and Yang Tao finally didn't have to worry about diarrhea or poisoning when he ate. When Zheng Xiaolu and Zhou Xiaoming got out of school, Yang Tao saw that the two of them were fine, it seemed that the female killer was still talkative, and sure enough, she just left, and there was no trouble coming to find her friends, Yang Tao was finally relieved.

"You're all right, are you?" Yang Tao hugged Zheng Xiaolu's fragrant shoulder with concern and asked, "You don't have diarrhea or anything, right?" ”

"No, no. What about you, are you okay? Zheng Xiaolu has always been worried about Yang Tao, and came to Yang Tao as soon as he got out of school. Killer, what kind of concept, whether it is a man or a woman, must be hard-hearted. Seeing that Yang Tao was intact at this time, although Zheng Xiaolu knew that Yang Tao was fine, she was still a little worried after all and asked, "Why don't we call the police?" Isn't that the way to go? ”

"Hehe, I've already driven her away, and she won't dare to come again." Yang Tao told Zheng Xiaolu what happened during the day, and then said with a smile, "Don't worry, if she comes again, she and her grandfather will ride the hearse every day." She said it herself. ”

"Poof~!" Zhou Xiaoming almost burst out laughing when he heard that a female killer could say such a curse so funny, and couldn't help laughing, but he felt extremely interesting about the killer, "Brother Yang, who would dare to marry this kind of woman in the future?" If she starts to go crazy, she will curse herself and her relatives to ride the hearse every day, and the point is to poison people to death! Brother Yang, do you think this kind of person can marry in the future? Who would dare to ask for such a woman in the future? ”

"Not necessarily!" Zheng Xiaolu heard Yang Tao say that the female killer had completely left, and her little heart relaxed, her coquettish eyes smiled lightly, and Zhou Xiaoming almost giggled when she saw it, "Don't you talk about it Xiaoming, didn't you listen to Yang Tao." That girl is very watery, very white, very tender, very beautiful! You might fall in love with it! Besides, if you don't fall in love, what about your Brother Yang! Hum! Your brother Yang may accept it too! ”

"Uh......" Yang Tao was still listening to Zheng Xiaolu ridiculing Zhou Xiaoming, Zhengle's mouth was almost crooked, but when he heard Zheng Xiaolu's sour words again, he immediately understood that there was something in this, Yang Tao was almost speechless, and glanced at Zheng Xiaolu helplessly and said aggrievedly, "Big beauty, you have wronged a good person by saying this, I just said that she looks okay, but I never said that she looks so good, white and beautiful...... Are you obviously jealous? ”

"Cut! I won't be jealous if you find a few beautiful women to make good looks! Who would be jealous! Zheng Xiaolu chuckled in a small voice, "If you don't believe it, just go and find it." See if I'm jealous. ”

"Huh...... Sister-in-law is really good at joking. Zhou Xiaoming knew that Zheng Xiaolu was talking about anger, so he immediately scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled, "If they are all as beautiful and gentle as my sister-in-law, even if she poisons me, I will be willing, but I guess it won't!" If she were my wife, I'd rather kill myself in advance. ”

"Xiao Ming, you speak so nicely." Zheng Xiaolu was upset about Yang Tao's praise of the beauty of the female killer just now, so he deliberately damaged Yang Tao a few words, and when he heard Zhou Xiaoming's praise of himself, he hurriedly made a shy and gentle expression, "If your brother Yang doesn't want me one day, you will accept me, right?" Can't you let me wander the streets? ”

"Ah...... This...... That's not good, right? Zhou Xiaoming dared to praise Zheng Xiaolu's beauty so unscrupulously in front of Yang Tao, purely to give Yang Tao face, but now that the war has escalated, the sister-in-law is obviously using herself as a shield, and it seems that the situation is very unfavorable to herself, so frightened that Zhou Xiaoming's face turned white, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is not good, this is not good, if I accept Brother Yang, I will beat me to death." ”

"Your sister~!" Yang Tao was also speechless, and immediately stretched out his hand with bad intentions, with his back to Zhou Xiaoming, but he put his big hand on Zheng Xiaolu's round and upright big PP, and immediately pinched it hard, Zheng Xiaolu, who pinched it directly, almost didn't scream, looked at himself angrily, pouted and glanced at himself, Yang Tao smiled proudly, "You girl, are you reserved?" You look so beautiful, you talk nonsense like this, if other men hear about it, they won't come to rob me? I'm going to be stressed, okay? Wife? ”

"Hmph, it's good that you know that your wife is infinitely charming, if you are good to me, of course I will be very reserved." Zheng Xiaolu had something to say, although he was praising Yang Tao for the beauty of other girls, but at this time, Yang Tao unintentionally praised himself for being charming, Zheng Xiaolu couldn't help but laugh with a small face, and pounced on Yang Tao's chest and said coquettishly, "You men are the worst!" ”

"Uh...... What about you? Yang Tao's old face turned red, and he hurriedly transferred the target and smiled, "What your sister-in-law said is very right, keep it in mind!" ”

"......" Zhou Xiaoming was speechless, and was about to refute a few words, but the door of the dormitory was opened, Liu Mang with black circles and Li Ruoyu, who also had black circles, pushed the door in, and saw Yang Tao, Zheng Xiaolu and Zhou Xiaoming, Liu Mang almost opened his mouth wide, "Yang ...... Brother Yang...... Belch...... Sister-in-law? Are you there too? ”

"Giggle...... Liu Mang, you won't welcome me, will you? Zheng Xiaolu lived in the dormitory for a day, as if she already had the style of a hostess, and immediately giggled and smiled at Liu Mang, "You two, why didn't you come back yesterday?" Why did you go? ”

"I'll go! Last night I went out with my daughter-in-law for an all-nighter and I ...... I'm exhausted! Liu Mang looked like he couldn't say what he was suffering from, he smiled awkwardly on his face, looking like his energy had been drained, and then looking at Li Ruoyu, he was also yawning. Obviously, the two must have fought for hundreds of more rounds last night. As a result, it is now sluggish.

"Uh...... Brother Yang, let's go out to eat! Zhou Xiao knew that he hadn't eaten much because of the poisoning, and he was trembling when he ate, for fear of being poisoned, and at this time he knew that the female killer had gone, so he naturally wanted to go out to entertain his poor mouth, and immediately suggested, "Let's go out to eat first, and then go to sing, and then go to have a big health care after singing...... I haven't had a massage in a long time, and my back is uncomfortable...... Hey...... However, I guess Liu Mang will definitely not go, so let's go, right? ”

"Gah? How can you go out and play without me? I'll go too! Liu Mang originally wanted to climb into bed and go to sleep, but when he heard Zhou Xiaoming's one-stop service, he immediately jumped up, "I'll go too!" ”

"I'm going too!" Li Ruoyu also hugged Liu Mang's arm and said shyly, "I want to look at my Liu Mang." I'll follow him wherever he goes! ”

"I really believe this!" Liu Mang originally thought that he could take this opportunity to get rid of this female demon for a while, but he was helplessly hugged by her arm again, although no woman has ever been so sticky to herself, and Li Ruoyu is beautiful and open, it can be said that she has given Liu Mang infinite face, Liu Mang gradually feels that she can't do without her, and she has never had a wonderful feeling for a girl...... But despite this, Liu Mang still had to whisper to Yang Tao helplessly, "Yaya, she's a pervert, I go to the toilet to shit, and she stays at the door of the toilet...... I fainted from crying......"

"Hehe......" Yang Tao, Zheng Xiaolu and Zhou Xiaoming almost burst into tears, but Yang Tao still sighed that the power of love is great, but in this way, it really seems that Li Ruoyu cares about Liu Mang, so he also sighed softly to Liu Mang, "In that case, I think you should cherish it...... I guess she only cares about someone once in her life, and if you break up, she'll never squat next to a man's toilet again...... You have to cherish. ”

"Uh......" Liu Mang looked at Yang Tao, Yang Tao's words seemed to ring the bell as a warning, Liu Mang was stunned when he heard it, and then looked at Li Ruoyu who seemed to be cute and didn't know why, Liu Mang turned his head and looked at Yang Tao and said firmly, "I'll try my best!" ”

"......" Yang Tao was speechless.