Chapter 369: Eating Tofu in Public
Okay!
This group of aunts is too righteous, and they surround Guan Yu as if they are protecting the position.
Guan Yu's heart blossomed, and one of the wide-hearted and fat aunts was especially righteous, so she actually let herself hide behind her, and she wanted to crush Tang Tang to death with her 200-pound delicate body!
"Ahhh......hhh Aunties, righteous aunts! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! Help me! Guan Yu was crying and screaming there, looking very aggrieved.
"Don't worry! Young man, there are aunts covering you, and your daughter-in-law won't touch a single hair of you! ”
"Uh-huh! Aunties, you're so nice! Guan Yu said "sincerely".
It is said that Tang Tang rushed over directly with a dagger, but a group of aunts surrounded Guan Yu, as if they wanted to protect Guan Yu, and when they heard Guan Yu talking nonsense there, they even had their lungs exploding! She was not good at words, she usually used knives, fists and feet, so she didn't bother to explain, and yelled directly at the group of aunts: "Get out of the way, I'm going to kill him!" ”
Although the 200-pound aunt was amazing, as soon as she saw that Tang Tang had a dagger in her hand, she hurriedly looked inward, and began to talk to Tang Tang: "Don't mind!" I said, girl, oh no, you're not a girl anymore. I said, Miss, don't be impulsive! This husband and wife are living together to understand each other, where do you ...... It's really a little smaller, but your husband doesn't dislike it, why do you want to kill your husband so much? The so-called murder law should not be caused by your inferiority complex, which will cause a big mistake......"
"Shut up!!" Tang Tang can't listen to it anymore, is this all the same? This fat aunt really thinks that she and this guy are two people, and because she is inferior to herself, she wants to murder her husband? Rub rub, it's all this color embryo harm, today it's either him dead or he's dead!!
Poofhaha......
Guan Yu listened to the aunt's words in the back, and laughed directly in his heart. However, his expression was still aggrieved: "I really don't think my daughter-in-law's pair of Wangzi small steamed buns are small, although she is small, she looks very coordinated, and it actually tastes good!" ”
I rub!
Guan Yu said that this guy is not too yellow and too red fruit, what does it mean to be very coordinated? What does it mean to taste good?
This group of aunts also thinks that what Guan Yu said is a bit explicit, but other aunts are all from here, why don't you know? Some lesbians are really a little smaller, but they are very tall, and they can still win the love of men, like this woman because she dislikes her small place, so she has the psychology of murdering her husband!
At this time, the fat aunt spoke again: "You see, the young man is not rough, and people don't dislike you for being small there, and they also say that you are ...... It tastes good, which means that the young man really loves you! Okay, young people, listen to Auntie, put down the knife, and go back to life! That's a big deal, isn't it? ”
"Uh-huh! Auntie, what you said is so good, you are simply the living Bao Gong, the living Di Renjie, the living Mulan, I will definitely live a good life with her! Guan Yu said with an oath.
When the fat aunt heard that this young man praised her as a flower, could she not be happy? Make up your mind, this young man is a good man, help others to the end, we must solve his family dispute, and we can't let him be killed by this vicious daughter-in-law!
Tang Tang trembled angrily, and his eyes glared at Guan Yu, as if he had eaten Guan Yu: "What are you talking about?" If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will chop you! Instead, Tang Tang glanced at the group of aunts again: "Aunts, it's none of your business here, why should you go." This is my grudge with him, and when the sword has no eyes, it hurts you, so don't blame me for not reminding you! ”
"Yo he!" This group of aunts was not happy when they heard this, this little girl is so horizontal? I persuaded them with good words, not only did this little girl not appreciate it, but also hurt them, do you really treat them as vegetarians?
"I said little girl! You're pretty crossy! Don't think I'm scared of you if you hold a knife! I see that you dare to hurt me, my son is the chief of police, you move a hair on me, I will call you to jail!! ”
"I said Miss, you're not qualified to cross here! My seventh aunt and third nephew and his uncle work in the Southwest China Sea, if you dare to touch me, I will tell you to walk around without eating! ”
"Come on, come on, move me and try it. Stab me here with a knife! ”
“……”
After all, Tang Tang spoke too impulsively, and even offended this group of aunts, this group of aunts is obviously not a simple aunt, who in the capital does not have a family background? So this group of aunts hugged Tang Tang, and wanted Tang Tang to move them to try!
Tang Tang almost cried angrily, these aunts are too much!
Tang Tang gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and took out the work card of the GW Investigation Bureau from his body, opened the work card and said to the group of aunts: "I am the leader of the Tian Group of the GW Investigation Bureau, and I am ordered to arrest the fugitives, you get out of the way for me, don't obstruct official business!" ”
Finish.
Guan Yu secretly screamed that it was not good, this chick actually took out the things of the public family, and now she is afraid that she will have to scare this group of aunts, it seems that she still has thirty-six plans to go as the best plan!
But what Guan Yu didn't expect was that the group of aunts actually laughed and said gossiply-
"What chicken doesn't slip through the Bureau? I've never heard of it! I've only heard of WTOWC! ”
"This little girl is bluffing, to scare us a group of knowledgeable pretty sunsets, there is no door!"
“……”
Get.
Guan Yu began to laugh again, yes, what kind of investigation bureau does not stay, how could this group of aunts have heard of it? I've never even heard of it!
Tang Tang really had no choice, she viciously stuffed her documents into her clothes, and then rushed directly into the group of aunts with a dagger.
No way!
Tang Tang is really daring!
Isn't she really afraid of hurting this group of aunts?
Guan Yu's eyes are about to pop out, this woman seems to really hate herself!
No, no, no......
This group of aunts can't cure this tigress a little, and they have to go out on their own!
This group of aunts is indeed quite righteous, although they watched Tang Tang rush over with a dagger, they still stood in front of Guan Yu without hesitation, I have to say, these aunts are kind-hearted, there are still many good people in this world!
Just when Tang Tang was about to rush to the group of aunts, her wrist holding the dagger suddenly hurt, her hand was unstable, and the dagger fell off directly, and then a hand wrapped around her waist, and then tightly hugged her into a chest, and then a hand directly pressed on her pair of Wangzi small steamed buns.
Time stands still, and air freezes.
An exclamation point appeared on Tang Tang's face!!
"Daughter-in-law, let's stop making trouble! If you hurt these kind aunts, how sorry is your conscience? You see, I don't dislike you at all, it's small, and it feels pretty elastic! Saying this, the hand that was placed on Tang Tang's pair of Wangzi small steamed buns rubbed it: "Look at it, not only is the elasticity good, but the feel is also good!" You don't need to have low self-esteem, although you are small there, but I like it!! That's enough!! ”
Tang Tang: "......"
Tang Tang is really going to cry, don't bring this! People don't live anymore!
Looking at this moving scene in front of them, this group of aunts couldn't help but think of the frivolous and beautiful Shaohua when they were young, and some sentimental aunts even had red eyes. The aunts couldn't help but applaud and applaud in honor of their youth.
(Pear Tree)