So, we began to walk in the direction of the human inn, along the way, everyone looked at the beautiful women on the street from time to time and drooled, and from time to time was compared to those handsome and scumbag beautiful men without confidence.

Ma Feng comforted everyone: "You say, they are all so handsome, or they are all so strong, are we more alternative?" Could it be that the people here will treat us as handsome guys instead? ”

Zhao Dabao was very depressed, listening to Lao Zhao said, this guy is also a maverick in the yang world, quite a literati with a character, although the road is not very smooth, but he has always been very high, to this realm, we are like a beast that has not fully evolved, naturally touched his arrogant heart.

This guy retorted to Ma Feng: "Boss Ma, don't comfort yourself, don't you see that everyone here is avoiding us?" Didn't you see the few inspectors at the door who didn't want to touch us with their hands? Don't you see that everyone here looks at us like refugees? ”

I understand their feelings, but there is a reason why I can't explain things to them, sooner or later they will come here on the day they kick their legs and play, no matter what role they will play in the underworld, they will become so shiny and powdery, and the current indignation is nothing more than mere mediocrity!

Walking two kilometers dejectedly, we finally came to the inn in the world, quite magnificent, high to the courtyard, glittering signboards, several young handsome guys and beauties stood on both sides of the inn, respectfully saluted us, and took us in.

Ma Feng and the others were immediately in high spirits, this treatment is estimated to be the best service they have encountered since they arrived in the underworld yesterday.

When I entered the inn, I found that this was a huge hall, with more than 20 tables, and there were boxes of different sizes around the hall. ”

The shopkeeper is slightly chubby, looks like he is in his thirties, it can be said that this person looks a little shabby compared to other ghosts, and at a glance, there is a feeling that this guy is definitely a businessman.

I smiled slightly: "I also eat, and I also live in the hotel!" ”

The shopkeeper smiled: "Well, how many rooms do you want?" ”

I did some mental calculations and said, "It's enough to prepare eighteen guest rooms, and we don't have any luggage, boss, you can prepare some wine and food for us first!" ”

"Cheng, a few masters eat first, I will prepare the guest room for you, but there are too many guests recently, and a few masters are afraid that they can only live on the sixth floor, and when they are full of food and drink, ask Xiao Er to lead you up!"

I said it didn't matter: "It's okay, let's just climb the stairs as exercise!" ”

The shopkeeper saw that I was very talkative, and while leading us to the box, he said: "Look at the dress of a few masters, they must also be business people, this time I came to Millennium County for the beauty pageant?" I have a lot of merchants living in this store, all of whom want to make a fortune through beauty pageants. ”

"Beauty pageants? How to choose? "I was immediately interested, and it wasn't just me, but the group of men next to me were drooling again......

"How many masters are really not here for this? These days, the streets are full of people, bustling with people, enduring some hardships, doing some business, enough to spend hundreds of years! The boss looked a little surprised.

"To tell you the truth, we are just tourists who have come to play, and we have not been to Millennium County before, so we don't have a feeling when there are many people on the street! However, I'm quite interested in the beauty pageant that the shopkeeper said, anyway, it's fun, so why don't you go and see it! I said politely.

The shopkeeper once again showed a look of surprise: "It's a pity that a few people don't buy and sell when they grow up with this dignity!" As for the beauty pageant......"

"Wait!" Ma Feng asked the shopkeeper suspiciously: "Does our appearance have anything to do with whether we do business or not?" Young man, are you a fortune teller? ”

The shopkeeper smiled mysteriously: "Several of them are people who understand, why laugh?" Didn't we choose this appearance just to do business? When I was eighteen years old, when I chose my face, I could have been handsome, but our ancestors opened an inn, so I couldn't bear to choose this appearance, although it was a little stumbling, but it is good to do business, just take a few for example, this appearance must be in the service industry! ”

It's the worst thing I've ever heard!

Fortunately, my appearance is not what I look like, but Ma Feng and the others were angry after hearing this, and they turned their heads one after another, and no longer talked with the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper called Xiao Er to get the menu, and explained to us about the beauty contest: "A few people will definitely not watch TV, and the contemptible people will tell you, in seven days, it will be the day when the underworld sends palace maids to the heavenly palace, and beauty contests are being held everywhere in our mainland, and the beauties selected by the sea will be sent to the Hades Palace to participate in the final selection, and finally, there will be a thousand lucky women who will be sent to the heavenly palace, that is a great fortune, not to mention the high salary, and you can also see the immortal officials of the heavenly palace every day, and if you are dialed one or two, maybe you will be able to get rid of the mortal bones, Achieve the immortal body. So, the women of the whole continent are crazy! In the past few days, the beauties from the counties and towns around Nanling have gathered over, and they have been selected for several rounds, and finally there are two hundred people left, and tonight, the winning twenty will be selected and sent to Yama City! ”

"......" still has such a thing? Needless to say, I can understand one or two, for ordinary women, this kind of draft beauty pageant is a great opportunity to become famous in a war, if you are selected, you can live a good life, your value has risen sharply, you can't choose, you can always show your face in front of the big guys, maybe you will be selected by which boss, when the time comes, the packaging will be packaged, and the training will be cultivated, maybe one day you will complete the curve and become a wrist! The most unfortunate is also likely to be favored by a landlord, marry home, and be a big lady, which can be regarded as a change of life.

Ma Feng and the others focused their attention on the woman again, and they all showed smiling faces and asked the shopkeeper about the address of the beauty pageant.

The shopkeeper took out a wad of paper from his arms and handed it to us: "This is a ticket, I will give it to you if you eat and live in our place!" ”

Ma Feng easily got the tickets, and then began to distribute them one by one, I really saw it, the tickets were not simple, there was a faint spiritual aura entwined on them, it seems that it was specially blessed to prevent counterfeiting!

After reading the menu for a while, I was surprised to find that I could understand the words on it, but I didn't know what it meant, I knew the simple analogy of ants on a tree, but I didn't know why on this list. For example, the dish on this page in front of me is called Two Fires in Winter!

Then I naturally remembered that song......

The shopkeeper cleverly explained to me: "This is the famous dish of our store, pay attention to a simple list, it is made of tofu and tomatoes, the bottom is broken tofu, the size and thickness of each piece are like snowflakes, and the top is carved out of the flower-shaped tomatoes, plus the chef of the store uses internal force to bake, like a flame of enthusiasm, so this dish is called two fires in winter!" ”

"Then what the hell is this grandmother selling orders in front of the door?" I'm kind of on the verge of a breakdown!

"I don't understand this and don't blame you, we have an aquatic plant called Lao Lao, which is crisp and delicious, and this grandmother sells a cold dish made of Lao Lao and quail eggs!"

"Singles Widow?"

"This is fried hibiscus with cucumber!"

"Lady and well?"

"Our specialty is that our female chef stews asparagus in well water."

"Husband and wife night talk?"

"Chilled green cow beast tongue and ears!"

"Husband isn't at home?"

"It's also a feature of our store, fried fungus with mushrooms, my husband is not at home, please come quickly......"

Well, I said that I was completely convinced, the outside of the suit was charred and tender on the inside, crispy and sour.

I asked for a copy of these dishes with strange names, and ordered a few buckets of soju called "Auntie's Tears", and the shopkeeper retired satisfied, and kept telling us to go to the aesthetic competition early when we left.

We nodded again and again, indicating that we believed his statement, and this guy was completely gone.

Not long after that, when just four or five dishes were served, Su Diao Complex led a group of old ladies in!

And then we were stunned.

Su Diao Complex wears a light blue ...... The leaves are dressed in a dignified atmosphere, without losing their personality, and they pull a piece of wood under their feet, which is quite unique.

Liu Qian estimated that her head was in water, and she didn't know where to change her body...... The fish scale suit is shining with a dazzling light all over the body.

Sister Mei was obviously damaged, she was wearing a dark green tights, so tight that it seemed that her skin was green, and there were two wings hanging on her back, about twenty centimeters in length, how to look like a teaser.

The rest of the women were also brought into the ditch by the Su Diao complex, before leaving us, although they can't be compared with the yin ghosts in the underworld, but after all, they are well maintained, and they are a little interesting, but now, it is estimated that they will be sent to a mental hospital as soon as they return to the yang world.

Then these women still asked us what we thought, and Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian sat on my left and right happily, and asked me in unison, "Is it good-looking?" ”

"Good...... Pretty! "I can only speak with a clear conscience!

Of course, Sister Mei also got a satisfactory result, a group of old men told lies with a clear conscience, just don't want to offend this woman who is extremely hard-hearted.

After showing off for a while, Liu Qian asked me with big eyes: "Big head, it turns out that a beauty contest is being held in this city, it must be very lively, but we asked several ticket offices, and they all said that the tickets were sold out!" It's a pity! ”

I threw a stack of tickets on the table: "I have!" ”

A group of women looked at me in surprise at the same time, their eyes were full of doubts, they didn't know, for these tickets, I ordered a lot of strange dishes, a small favor in exchange for my generous consumption, who took advantage of it, I won't say!

Soon, twenty-four dishes were served, and several wine barrels the size of a water tank were also moved into the private room, and the shopkeeper said something good to eat and drink, and then gently closed the door and withdrew.

Everyone is very interested in these strangely named dishes, and they are delicious to eat, but there is a group of women dressed enchantingly and trying their best to show their charm outside, waiting for us to admire, so everyone eats and drinks quickly, and the whole meal ends quickly.

After eating and drinking, the big guy was led upstairs by the shopkeeper, while I ran to the counter to settle the accounts.

The cost of one night's lodging plus the table of wine and food just now cost me a total of seventy gold coins......

What's the matter, the next time you lead a group, you have to increase the price!

The rooms are clean and bright, each room has a wide window, the house is fully equipped, there is a TV, a wardrobe, you can take a bath, there are a few small boxes on the bedside, I picked up one casually and looked at it a few times, it read: Pure natural brand kidney tonic pill, containing pure yang spiritual power, the concentration is not less than 2%, who knows who uses it.

All natural? Liu Ming's factory? I didn't expect to see this buddy's products here, and thinking of the sudden situation last night, I decided to eat two boxes tonight anyway, maybe I can reinvigorate my male style again!

After resting for more than half an hour, Ma Feng called us out: "Mr. Wang, hurry up, let's start, I heard the cannon outside!" ”

As soon as I heard it, there was movement, in addition to the sound of firecrackers, there was also the sound of deafening music, and faintly, I seemed to hear a woman with a sweet voice shouting in a crisp voice: "Security...... Throw the one who takes off his pants out, and there will be more people in a while......"

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