A large number of us were shocked at the time,, this is the legendary fool who moved mountains? This is the fool who has inspired us to persevere? This is the fool who has a lot of children and grandchildren, and he has flattened the two mountains?

I excitedly stepped forward and kowtowed to the old man three times, and held Yugong's hands affectionately, and said with emotion: "Mr. Yu, you don't know that you are my idol, I have to read your story before chasing female classmates to write love letters two years ago, you are my great benefactor, you illuminate my eyes, you are touching my heart, no, I have to kowtow to you a few more times......" said, I will kneel down again.

Yu Gong hurriedly helped me: "Are you sick?" Is my light blinding you? What kind of nonsense are you talking about? ”

I said excitedly, "Foolish man moves mountains! ”

Yu Gong was stunned: "This matter has also spread above?" Shame on you, shame on you! ”

I was a little puzzled: "Why did the fool say this?" Are you a role model for our Chinese nation? ”

The old man's eyes rolled for a long time, and he looked up to the sky viciously and sighed: "Paralysis, these eight kings and calves are actually playing with me like this!" ”

I was even more puzzled: "Yugong, what do you mean?" ”

The old man in the red dress next to him came over and explained: "The old fool was miserable by the group of ** in the sky back then!" ”

There seems to be something inside this! I asked Yugong, "Old man, it seems that you are a person with a story, why don't you tell us about it!" ”

"That's it!"

"Tell me, Buddha, I always worship you!"

A large number of people suddenly shouted.

Yu Gong raised his hands, signaled us to be quiet, and after a moment of silence, he began to murmur: "That year, I was still an ordinary old farmer above, there are two mountains in my place, the old is so annoying, it is more difficult to go out than to climb to the sky, there is a buddy in our village who went out to do something, it seems that he wants to go to the county government to do some procedures, but this time it is three years, and when he goes home, his daughter-in-law gave birth to a lot of big fat boys...... A few of us old men pondered that this would definitely not work, and we had to move the two mountains, otherwise we would not dare to go out in this life! ”

I go, it turns out, this is the primordial power!

Yu Gong continued: "At first, there were some people who followed us with shovels to dig the soil to help, but as a result, they wilted after two years of work, saying that it was impossible to complete this life for a lifetime, and I was angry at the time, old man, what is this called?" I can't dig it in one life and the next life, I can't dig it myself and my son, my son is dead and there is a grandson, sooner or later it will be completed! ”

I couldn't help but give my thumb up: "Yes, it's this kind of spirit that is the most respectable!" ”

The old man glared at me: "Paralysis, I drank high that day, so I said a big thing, usually I am not such a prodigal person, but who would have thought that this was heard by the gods in the sky, not only the gods, but even the people of the witch clan and the demon clan have heard it, you say you hear it, don't take it seriously?" A large number of people came to my house and said that they were moved by my words, including the co-workers of the Wu clan, and they all asked me to persevere no matter what. Lao Tzu still has so many people in his family, don't you need to eat? Don't you have to go to the ground to support your family? Planing the mountains every day, what do you eat and drink? What the hell, what should I do if I'm starving? ”

I chimed in: "What you always say makes sense, but you also know that we want to amplify your perseverance, and naturally not too many people will think about eating and drinking!" ”

The old man sighed with emotion: "Hey, at that time, those fools stopped talking, and later, a big official named Tai Bai Xing came, saying that Heavenly Court was thinking about how I could be regarded as a bold statement, and now the words have spread out, it's not good to do it!" I said you white-bearded old tease, what should I do if my family is going to starve to death? He thought about it for a long time and said that he could find a few immortals to help me! ”

I was already very excited when I heard it, and hurriedly interjected: "Did you send two immortals to remove Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain?" ”

I thought I would get an affirmative answer from the old man, but I didn't expect the old man to scold with fire in his eyes: "Go to the special, within two days, Tai Bai Xing led two old miscellaneous hairs here, I thought at first that they were here to help move mountains, who would have thought that they were here to help give birth to children...... It is said that there are many children, and it is natural to dig the mountain and dig it quickly......"

I was stunned at the time, and hurriedly asked, "No, the legend I heard since I was a child is that the gods moved the mountain?" ”

The old man was in a trance: "Then I don't know, it is estimated that Tai Bai Xing praised Haikou, just in time for me to die, and he had to damage tens of thousands of years of Taoism before he moved the two mountains!" ”

Me: "But how did you get here?" ”

The old man was very lonely: "This has to talk about the cause of my death, Tai Bai Xing and the two immortals came to think about my daughter-in-law and my daughter-in-law every day, Lao Tzu and them are anxious and useless, they can't beat them, scold the street, their mouth is more than singing, Lao Tzu had to endure humiliation and steal life, taking advantage of the time when they calamified my family, stole the exercises of the three of them, and secretly practiced for decades, because the hatred in my heart is hard to eliminate, so I practiced extremely fast, finally, one day, these three bastards were attacked by me, and I killed two at that time,It's a pity,It's a pity I didn't get rid of the platinum star.。 Later, I knew that I was going to be hunted and killed endlessly, so I committed suicide, and after I arrived in the underworld, I came here to hide, and then the old moon came! ”

I listened to it in my heart,, it turns out that there is still this kind of thing? It completely destroyed my perception for many years!

Looking at the red dress Lao Yue, who was also a little sad, I suddenly felt that it seemed that this old thing should also have some stories, so I respectfully saluted: "This old gentleman Yue, may I ask your honorable name?" ”

The old man wiped his tears, put the ball of thread in his hand into his pocket, stared at me and asked, "How do you know that my name is Yue Lao?" ”

Me: "No, I mean to say that the foolish old man didn't say that you are Lao Yue?" I'll just call you Yuelao...... Wait, what do you say? , are you an old man? ”

Lao Yue nodded: "Yes, I am Yue Lao!" Pull the red rope that! ”

I was stunned in an instant,, this is the old man who holds the red rope every day to help people get objects? This is the old man who has been a bachelor all his life and has fulfilled countless people?

I knelt on the ground again: "Old Yue, can you tie more red ropes to my feet?" There's a good chance I'm still a virgin......"

Before I could finish speaking, a huge and thick thing was inserted into my buttocks, and a feeling of flowers opening and eggs suddenly came, and I looked back with tears in my eyes, and found that Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian were holding a small sapling and stabbing me violently!