Chapter 18 Hair on the Beak 2. Dialogue between man and bird
2. Dialogue between humans and birds
After the old man Wang said that, Director Qian asked again: "Then if you sell a pair of parrot birds for 500 yuan, can it speak the dialect of the Six Kingdoms?" Old man Wang said dryly: "It can't even speak Chinese well." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Director Qian said disappointedly: "Then what do I want it for?!" Old man Wang pondered for a moment and then continued: "Those two parrot birds mainly lack human-bird dialogue, so they can't speak well. I'll give you a cassette tape with six languages on it, you just have to put the tape into the radio, and then put the radiograph into the birdcage, and let the radios teach the parrot bird to speak the six languages. ”
Director Qian pouted and smiled: "Mr. Wang, you really have a lot of ways, let the loudspeaker teach the parrot bird to learn the six languages." Old man Wang raised his eyebrows and said, "Mr. Qian, you just do what I say, and it won't be long before these two stupid birds can speak fluent Liuguo." ”
Director Qian said bluntly: "You can use the radiograph to teach the parrot bird to speak fluent in the Six Kingdoms." Old man Wang patted his chest with his hand and said, "I promise that I will use the loudspeaker to teach the parrot bird to speak the six languages." ”
Director Qian said satisfiedly: "Okay! Then I will buy this pair of stupid birds, and I will use the radiograph to teach them to speak the six languages." After he finished speaking, he took out five pieces of money from his pocket and handed them to Old Man Wang.
Old man Wang took the money and said: "The six languages released by the radio only allow the parrot bird to have a six-language discourse environment, in which we also have to talk to people and birds, and we also have to tease the birds-------。 ”
Director Qian was a little relentless, and he asked, "What is a joke?" The old gentleman standing next to him interrupted the old man Wang and said, "Mr. Qian, when you saw me just now, I was teasing the birds, and that was teasing." ”
After Director Qian finished paying, he walked out with the birdcage, and the three of them walked side by side and talked.
Old man Wang patted Director Qian's shoulder and said: "This human-bird dialogue should be like Lao Tzu teaching children to speak, you say a word, let the bird say a word, the birds often speak in a hurry, and you also speak in a hurry, this is called comics, which means to tease the birds to talk, and tease out the words that the birds want to say." ”
Director Qian held the birdcage and said lukewarmly: "Mr. Wang has really worked hard to teach birds to speak human language!" "Ahem! This teaches birds to speak human language, then we must be patient like a child's nursery, and we must not be too impatient, we must be kind and persuasive." Mr. Wang finished.
Director Qian raised his head high, and he said nonsense: "Don't worry, I have worked as a nursery, and I know how to teach children to speak." ”
Old man Wang listened to Director Qian's words, he nodded with satisfaction, patted Director Qian's shoulder with his right hand and said: "That's easy to do, in fact, people and birds have something in common in learning to speak human words, as long as you teach the parrot bird with your heart, it will also be able to speak human words like a child." ”
The three of them walked and talked together, and after a while they came to the gate of the park, Director Qian shook the old man's hand and said, "No, we'll see you tomorrow." After he finished speaking, he took two steps forward with the birdcage and said, "From now on, I will come to the park every day to walk the birds, and we will have more opportunities to meet." Director Qian shook hands with the old gentleman again, and the three of them waved goodbye.
Director Qian came to the parking lot, he walked to the front of the car and reached out to open the door, he put the birdcage into the car and followed the car, and after a while, the car started, and the car drove in the direction of home.
For the next few days, he went to the park every day to walk the birds. One day Director Qian came to the park, and he hung the birdcage on the branch of a tree and was about to talk to the bird. Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, he reached out and picked up the phone and asked, "Hey, where?" The other party said: "I'm Wang Yu! I have something to do with you today, but I can't find you, where are you?"
Director Qian said weakly, "I'm talking to the birds in the park!" and the other party said, "Where are you in the park?" and "I'm standing in the forest at the east end of the three-color bridge in the park." ”
Twenty minutes later, Wang Yu came to the forest dressed neatly. Director Qian's face was facing the pair of parrot birds in the birdcage. Wang Yu stepped forward and gently patted Director Qian's shoulder and said, "Teacher Qian, you are really busy!"
Director Qian turned around and said indifferently: "I don't have a class now, I have nothing to do, and I can't only learn bird calls here." Wang Yu was full of smiles, and he said in a low voice: "Mr. Qian, we are the double chairman of the board of directors during this time, and I am always thinking about you, it's not that he asked me to come and see you." ”
Director Qian raised his chest and belly, he raised his head high, and he said, "Won't your double chairman have encountered something difficult to do, so you came to me?"
"I'm here to see you today, and we're not going to talk about work. After he heard Wang Yu finish speaking, he walked over and took off the birdcage from the branch, he put the birdcage in his right hand and said very leisurely: "Let's go, go to my house, let's talk about it in detail!"
Wang Yu said: "Let's go to my home and talk about it another day! I came today to see Mr. Qian, and secondly, to bring you a message, that is, the chairman of the two boards, he misses you, and he wants to talk to you." ”
"What are you talking about! I'm already useless in his eyes. ”
"Double Chairman, he wants to meet you, you better go and meet him!" Director Qian listened to him, silent, his heart didn't know what the double chairman wanted to talk about himself, now he has not retired, or his subordinates, and it is not a way to go to work in front of him just to hold on like this.
In the end, Director Qian nodded and faced Wang Yu and said, "Then I will go to see Chairman Shuang tomorrow and see what the chairman wants to talk to me?"