【392】 Body Measurement (2000 Weeks Recommended)

"Aiqing is exempt from courtesy."

Nanke said casually to Pepe, who was kneeling towards him, and impatiently put the carton on the coffee table, opened the carton and checked the ten-piece set of tactical belts inside, it was really worth the money, and it was delicious - the belt is made of military-grade nylon webbing, which is strong and wear-resistant and not easy to shrink, and the webbing is connected together using pure titanium buckles, titanium is mostly used in aircraft engine parts and rockets, missile structural parts, characterized by light weight, corrosion resistance, and not easy to cause skin allergies, tensile strength up to 180 kg per square centimeter, basically with this belt, you can drag a big fat man up from the bottom of the cliff without any pressure.

The belt color is available in khaki and army green, but Nank still chooses black, which he likes for a mysterious color and goes well with the black pants he often wears.

The "ten-piece functional package" with the belt is long and short, wide and narrow, the gun bag and the stick bag are not needed for the time being, the handcuff bag and the police rope bag do not seem to be needed, the work bag and the flashlight bag are suitable for many occasions, the walkie-talkie bag can also be used to hold a mobile phone, anyway, all the bags can be disassembled at will, be prepared.

Women want to try it on their bodies immediately when they buy beautiful clothes, although Nanke doesn't have this habit, but it's impossible to try something cool like a tactical belt in front of the SWAT, so Nanke's first thing to do is to untie his old belt.

As a result, all his attention was focused on the new belt, ignoring Pepe, who had just sat up from the floor and had not yet fully straightened up. Pepe was confused. Seeing Nanke untie his belt in front of him, it seemed that he was going to take off his pants. I couldn't help but be shocked.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! I'm just a cook! ”

Nanke couldn't help crying and laughing when he heard it, Pepe's memory was confused because of the problem with his reincarnation, most of the time he thought he was a sheep, and a small part of the time he thought he was the imperial chef, if he was touched by Wang Xueman, he would also awaken into a flying and domineering personality, and he would kill whoever was not pleasing to the eye.

(It can't be that Pepe now thinks of himself as an imperial chef and me as an emperor.) Think I'm unbelting my pants to help her, right? )

Nanke lifted his pants and turned his head to look at Pepe, who was half-kneeling on the ground, only to see Pepe's expression of sincere fear, a pair of sheep ears on the top of milky white curls lowered to both sides, as if they were some kind of robot antenna that could receive radio waves, and her eyes were like a layer of mist, and the brass bell hanging around her neck shook slightly as her body trembled, but because the parts inside had been taken away by Qianxue, it would not make a sound.

"Baa ~~~~~~"

Just as Nank didn't think about how to comfort Pepe, Pepe suddenly let out a sheep's cry, and let out a sheep's cry in a human kneeling position. How do you think about it, how do you think that Pepe's current personality is the imperial kitchen, but in order to avoid the emperor's presence. I had to pretend that I was a sheep in order to let it go.

(Hey!) The scam is too obvious! And you will definitely not be embarrassed if you meet a reasonable emperor, but if you meet an unscrupulous emperor...... Even the sheep will show you! )

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." Nanke held his pants in his left hand, and gently touched Pepe's head with his right hand, I have to say that Pepe's hair is light and soft, like a cashmere product, and it feels very comfortable to touch.

At this time, Sima Ling and Aramida also followed the second floor, and since they had long known that Nanke was here to try on the tactical belt, they had no misunderstanding of the current scene.

"Come here, I'll help you get dressed!" Sima Ling picked up the tactical belt from the coffee table and expertly bypassed Nanke's waist, who was dressed up like a model by a makeup artist before he could resist.

"It's a bit thin...... Sima Ling stood opposite Nanke and commented, but she quickly shrugged her shoulders again, "Anyway, Xiao Nan, you like it, and it should feel heavy after hanging those functional packs." ”

Qianxue and Xia Chi sisters circled around the refrigerator on the first floor, Deserted Night helped Pepe up from the ground, Nanke hung up a flashlight bag and walkie-talkie wrapped around the world for others to see, wanting to get praise from others, but Deserted Night and Sima Ling just politely said a few words, Pepe didn't dare to speak, Qianxue and Xia Chi directly said that Nanke seemed to be repairing sewers.

"Bastard! I should say I'm an electrician! ”

It's 2 p.m., and Sima Ling asks Nanke if he wants to eat some food, and Nanke says that he has just eaten an airplane meal on the plane, and he wants to sleep a little after the excitement of getting the tactical belt has passed.

"Then you go to the bedroom and sleep for a while," Sima Ling said, "After the porcelain clay golem is broken, it will be empty, and I will call you when it is time for dinner...... By the way, summon Jade too, her magic power consumption is so great, she will definitely want to eat a lot of things for dinner, let her not avoid me all the time, I won't be so careful. ”

In fact, since Nanke's trip to Japan was injured and left a scar, Sima Ling's view of Jade has changed, unlike Qianxue's positioning as a military advisor, Jade positions herself as Nanke's personal guard, Sima Ling thinks that if Jade does not enter dormancy, Nanke may not be injured.

Although he was annoyed that Jade had taken away his brother's first experience, it was Nanke's sin tattoo that forcibly pushed Jade at that time, and Jade was also a victim, and Jade was almost killed by a vampire, which can be regarded as paying a lot of price, Sima Ling didn't plan to look for Jade anymore.

"I know, Sister Ling, then I'll go back to my room and sleep first, although there is no time difference between Japan and China, but it's really tiring to fly."

Entering the bedroom, he looked up and saw a colorful propaganda poster of the Golden Saint Seiya Tong Hu on the wall, Nanke smiled at his childhood dream of becoming a Saint Seiya, threw himself on the bed like a sack, and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

A few hours had passed, and it was about time for dinner, when Nanke opened his eyes on the relatively large single bed, and was surprised to find Jade lying beside him, and in a strange position.

Between being half-awake and half-asleep. Nanke vaguely remembered that he seemed to have released the jade out of the ring. lest she be hungry and unable to eat. Emerald didn't leave the single bed to find food.

I saw the snake demon god Jade lying face down on the bed, her legs together, and her hands were also close to the pants line of the ninja suit, as if she wanted to straighten her body as much as possible and stretch it to the limit.

Nanke has heard the saying that when you have a python that no longer eats, no longer sleeps, but lies straight next to you. This means that it is using its own body to measure whether it can swallow you directly, and if it is not disposed of immediately, you will die!

At this moment, Emerald was trying to straighten her body beside Nanke, and seemed to be making the same measurements.

"Not really!" Nanke hurriedly sat up from the bed and said in a panic, "You're not going to be hungry like this, you're going to eat me!" I'm not good at all! Pepe and Aramida cook at the same time, and dinner is ready in no time! ”

Finding that the Emperor was awake, Jade turned her face sideways in a prone position, a touch of crimson flashed across her cheeks, and explained, "Xiao Nan." I just want to know which of the two of us is taller, that's why I'm lying flat next to you...... How could I eat someone I liked? ”

In fact, Nanke and Jade are basically the same height. But since jadeite is a slender woman, it always appears a little taller than Nanke.

Nanke breathed a sigh of relief, and he still felt a little sleepy, he lay back beside the jade, and said, "Then have you compared?" Let's compare the two of us next to each other more clearly, right? ”

The single bed was already crowded for two people, and Nanke moved a little to cling to Jade's body, and his right hand habitually wrapped around Jade's waist.

At this moment, Sima Ling thought that Nanke was the only one in the bedroom, so she directly pushed the door open and said loudly: "It's time to eat!" Deserted night gave Pepe a hand, and the grade of this meal was definitely no worse than that of a big hotel...... Wow, you guys can't help it in my house!? ”

Nan Ke hugged Jade's waist, the purpose was just to compare the height, but from Sima Ling's point of view, how to look at it, how to feel that the two of them couldn't help it, the sky thunder hooked the earth, and the hoe He met that afternoon.

"Sister Ling, listen to my explanation!" Nanke hurriedly withdrew his hand from Jade's waist, but the muscles at the corner of Sima Ling's mouth twitched a few times, and he snorted: "I said I wasn't so careful, but you should at least go back to the old mansion in the east of the city to do it, right?" I can't help but go to Uniqlo, why do you choose it right under my nose? ”

Although this remark is criticizing Nanke and Jade, it also implies that Sima Ling has acquiesced to the relationship between Nanke and Jade, and only asks that she not be seen when she is intimate.

"It's my fault," Jade bowed her head to Sima Ling on the bed with a Japanese ninja kneeling salute to admit her mistake, "It's me who suddenly wants to compare my height with Xiao Nan, so I will make you misunderstand, we, we can't be in Miss Sima's house......"

Thinking of the existence of the [Lust and Lust Pattern], Sima Ling accepted Jade's statement, but still said with a cold face: "No need to compare, both of you are 5 cm shorter than me!" Eat, eat, eat! If you don't eat, you won't have your share! ”

Nanke and Jade glanced at each other, got out of bed, followed behind Sima Ling, and walked out of the house while tidying up their clothes...... (To be continued......)

PS: The popularity voting list of "Magic Moment" in August is as follows-

[Purr Lu] [Hazeland] [Lihua Tangerine] [Natural Leisure] [Believer of the Gun] Support Qianxue, [Qingshan Miao] [Canned Submarine] [Sky Breaker] [S] [Breeze Barrier] [Lower Limit None] Support Sima Ling, who temporarily leads 14:12.

Aramida & Zhuoyun got the vote of [Xiaomi Mi's low-key] [Misaka ~ Mikoto] [Lori Marryed] [Luoluo and Momo] [Sunset Oath] and ranked third with 10 votes.

[Nangong Summer Night] and [Nightfall Fenglin] support the female version of the porcelain clay golem, [Ancient Watcher] and [Middle Finger Say It's So Black Inside] support Li Lan, [Naiqiu Wufu] supports Pepe, [, Le Xiaoyao] supports Wang Xueman, [Title Collection] supports Jade, [Previous Generations] supports Lady Charlotte, and [Uchiha Celestial Saint] votes for the time and space demon god Astaru.

[Fruit D Jelly] [at Headwind] [Only Three Three Is True Love] Support Shusha, [Qianxue Push to the Plan] [Unreal Reincarnation Zero] [Top Heart Fir LLL] [Zombies Love Watermelon] Support Teacher Cress, the two temporarily tied 5:5 (Xiaoqin: Last month, someone else won!) )

In addition, [, no talented person] voted for Xiong Yaoyue 1 vote, and [Natural Leisure] in addition to supporting Qianxue also voted for scrap iron and chinchilla.

Finally, I apologize, the scrap iron has not healed because of diarrhea, so today's addition is later, and it should return to normal tomorrow.