When we arrived at my father-in-law's house Liu Junshan's house, Liu Qian was offering me incense.

The magnified sticker hangs high on the wall, and in the photo, I am smiling a little obscene and unhappy, with a fair face and sharp eyes.

In order to surprise Liu Qian, I hid in the middle of the crowd. Liu Qian first said hello to everyone numbly, and then pushed us out, listening to the meaning in her heart, my disappearance has a great relationship with this group of Biao people, I suddenly felt warm in my heart, this daughter-in-law is intimate, and I found the point in one sentence.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, I finally jumped out of the crowd coldly, and then I saw Liu Qian twitch twice, and then fainted.

Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird leaned back and forth, especially the Dark Bird, and buried me from time to time: "You are brainless, I'll go, today is a day that amuses me to death!" Who are you? ”

I was red-faced and red-eared, and I was embarrassed, so I quickly lay on the ground and gave Liu Qian artificial respiration, and soon, Liu Qian woke up.

She asked me in disbelief, "Damin, are you back?" Or am I dead too? ”

I gently hugged her in my arms: "Daughter-in-law, I'm back!" ”

The woman was still a little skeptical, first pinched her face a few times, then poked me in the face a few times, and finally cried excitedly: ", why are you back, I really thought you were dead......"

Suddenly, the room full of people, except for one person, one bird, and the four monsters, all cried again.

After crying for about ten minutes, Liu Qian finally noticed Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, stopped crying instantly, kicked me away, pointed to a person and a bird and asked me, "Who are these two?" ”

I had to re-explain it again and again.

Liu Qian said to me coldly: "If you dare to mess around, I will kill you first, and then commit suicide!" ”

Well, it seems that women still can't boast, just praise her for her love and righteousness, which is ready to kill me......

Next, I led a large group of people to Sun Lili's school.

When I arrived at the school, I found that the whole school had been cordoned, I asked a fellow, and the villager explained that something strange had happened here, and the four teachers had evaporated, so they had to temporarily suspend classes, and the students in the village were temporarily sent to school in the next village.

I looked around and found that there were no police, I picked up the cordon and got in, and I didn't go far before I saw a big pit, and when I looked down from the edge of the pit, I saw the Su Diao complex digging a hole with a shovel, and the poor woman was still muttering to herself: "Are you stupid? Dig in the direction of the school building! ”

"You're stupid! There are big rocks underneath, can you dig them? ”

"Why don't we go steal an excavator? How long will it take to dig to the end? ”

"You're brain-dead, do we have diesel?"

"Alright, let's continue with the shovel!"

……

Listening to me, I was very sad, a light patted me on the shoulder, stretched out a thumbs up, indicating that the two souls of this woman are good women, I nodded, and shouted into the pit: "Two beauties, what are you doing?" ”

"Fuck off, don't disturb my aunt's work!" Su Diao Complex ignored me, and after a few seconds or so, she was stunned for a moment, and then slowly turned to look at me.

"Don't do it, I'm back!" I bared my teeth and smiled at her.

"You...... You ......" Su Diao Complex pointed at me excitedly: "You're back?" ”

"Yes! I'm back, just got off the train in the morning! ”

"Woo woo woo ......" Su Diao's complex finally cried, flew to me with a rub, and then hugged me and kissed, kissing while saying, "Lao Wang, you are finally back!" ”

I hurriedly wiped away her tears: "Don't cry, it's not good for children!" ”

Su Diao Complex was stunned: "What child?" ”

I felt a little abnormal, and hurriedly said, "O child in your womb, oh our child!" ”

Su Diao's complex instantly blushed, lowered his head and stopped talking.

I couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "What's wrong?" Is something wrong with the child? Are you talking? ”

Su Diao's complex neck is red, and no matter how much I ask her, she doesn't speak!

Dingnan leaned behind me and whispered in my ear, "I checked before I entered the bureau that day, it's not pregnant, it's ...... Fork the gas! ”

...... "I'm completely speechless!"

Soon, Su Diao's complex also discovered Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, and then, she involuntarily stood with Liu Qian, her eyes vigilant, and her murderous aura leaked!

The two of them bit their ears and didn't know what they discussed, anyway, in the end, both of them showed a cruel smile, and I panicked when I saw it.

……

More than an hour later, we rushed to the Municipal Public Security Bureau and met with my relative, Director Sun.

Director Sun was very excited when he saw me and the four monsters: ", where did you die?" ”

I hehe: "Travel, go far away!" ”

Director Sun was a little incredulous: "Have you been kidnapped?" There are also four teachers, how do you lack arms and legs? ”

I explained: "It's not a kidnapping, it's definitely not a kidnapping, the five of us went out for a round and only came back recently!" ”

Director Sun directly ignored me and asked Lao Chi: "What's your situation?" How did it get like this? Say quickly, no matter who has hurt you, we must uphold justice for you! ”

Lao Chi was quite shy, and raised his mutilated right hand: "This really has nothing to do with others, we made it ourselves!" ”

Director Sun's eyes were green: "Did you get it yourself?" Can you tell me what to do? ”

The lively old man replied: "Director Sun, we can't explain this situation clearly for a while, anyway, it has nothing to do with others, don't ask!" ”

It is estimated that Director Sun has never seen this situation in such a long life, so he said to the five of us: "Since you said that this is caused by yourself, I won't ask more, come, make a record, and then we can release people!" ”

……

Soon, the five of us accepted some routine inquiries, filled out some forms, pressed a few handprints, and the record was completed, and after more than ten minutes, Wang Chongyang was sent by the police in the detention center.

This old thing was shaved and bald, and it looked extremely obscene, and the first reaction when he saw me was not excitement, but YD's smile, which seemed to mean that he had known that I would return safely.

Director Song made another record for Wang Chongyang, and then we were all released.

……

After going out, Wang Chongyang asked me: "If I was not wrong that day, you created a passage, right?" ”

I was surprised: "You know? ”

Wang Chongyang nodded: "I've heard you brag before, but it's the first time I've seen you, where did you go down there?" How did the four of them mix up this virtue? And who are the twin women? ”

I suddenly remembered Wang Chongyang's identity, and hurriedly advised: "They are from the special service group below!" Remember, don't talk nonsense! ”

Wang Chongyang understood and stopped talking.

I asked the people, "Guys, why are we going now?" ”

Everyone replied in unison: "Eat!" Eat out! ”

I waved my hand: "Let's go!" Go down to the restaurant, Lao Wang treats ......"

Wang Chongyang took out a bank card from his pocket and held it in the air: "That's right, Lao Tzu has a treat, eat hard!" ”

Zhang Ping said to me blankly: "Why do your friends seem to have not eaten for many days?" I finally believe that what you said about this Wang Chongyang is not true, really Wang Chongyang is also the leader of Hanako 2, it is impossible to be so miserable! ”

The Dark Bird also saw our uniqueness, and nodded incessantly: "I thought you were here in a fairyland on earth, and it seems that being rich is the king!" ”

I was impressed, why don't you say that people live longer? That's it all in one sentence!

……

The owner of the hero building should pay special attention to us, when we were 100 meters away from the hotel, we saw a waiter standing at the door and shouted, when 50 meters away from the hotel, the hero building began to evacuate customers, 20 meters away from the hotel, the waiters ran out, and when we entered, the whole hotel was as bright as ever, and the hotel manager and two cooks were left.

The manager was very polite and said to Wang Chongyang respectfully: "Boss Feng, welcome!" ”

Wang Chongyang pursed his mouth, smiled and said to the manager: "Hurry up and serve the wine and food, I'm starving to death!" ”

The manager cautiously asked, "You see this, there are too many of you, how about we sit in two rooms?" ”

Wang Chongyang nodded: "Well, go up to the third floor, open and bright!" ”

The manager smiled, led us up to the third floor, to study how to divide the house when the disagreement came, everyone flashed bright eyes and looked at me, probably want to hear my story for the first time, just now just briefly told him, they know that the story must be indispensable, especially the tragic situation of the four monsters, plus a pair of twin beauties, this story must be fragrant and exciting.

Wang Chongyang snorted coldly: "I pay for a treat, so naturally I want to sit in the same room with the big head!" After that, I walked into the private room!

Su Diao Complex pulled Liu Qian, and asked everyone with cold eyes: "The two of us are sitting in the same room with Lao Wang, do you have any opinions?" ”

Everyone hurriedly shook their heads and nodded vigorously!

The four monsters were crippled, and Lao Chi hit a hole in the wall, and then pretended to ask: "Does anyone who disagrees with the four of us brothers sitting in the same room with Brother Wang?" ”

"Nope! Absolutely nothing! ”

Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird also saw a little way, Zhang Ping said to everyone: "Big brothers and sisters, our sisters are guests from afar, it doesn't matter if you sit in the same room with Boss Wang, right?" ”

"It's okay! Reasonable! "These two are also the protagonists, and of course they can't afford to be slow.

120 suddenly popped up: "I'm dying of hunger, it's okay to sit in the same room with 114, right?" ”

"It's okay, you eat quickly, don't die here!"

Morning glory took out a kitchen knife and shaved her hair, pulled Lao Zhao and said, "The two of us want to go in, does anyone disagree?" ”

Those who didn't enter the house couldn't beat them at all, and everyone still nodded: "Go in!" I wish you a loving husband and wife! ”

Yideng took the hand of the difficult and said, "The two of us will go in too!" ”

"No way!" "Why?" "Pass my aunt and grandmother first!" Suddenly, everyone disagreed! Then, the group fought!