At half-past eleven o'clock in the evening, the sound of music rang out in the conference room.

With the touching DJ that even made my heart tremble, the host Lao Zhao and Morning Glory slowly walked onto the podium.

Lao Zhao waved his hand, the music stopped, and everyone quieted down, and this guy said to everyone enthusiastically: "Dear friends! ”

Morning glory is full of spring breeze: "Dear teachers! ”

The two sang in unison: "Good night, everyone!" ”

"Good ......" I was shouting to the left and right!

Morning glory: "The sun is shining, the singing is flying, the laughter is loud, the sky is auspicious, in this cold winter years, we are together again, let us welcome the arrival of Miss She Baobao with warm applause!" ”

There was a sudden silence around them, and soon, someone began to mumble in a low voice, "What is this monster doing?" ”

Another person said, "I can't see it, but maybe, maybe it's also an experience of life!" ”

I glared at Morning Glory fiercely, and the old lady also knew that she had made a mistake, and hurriedly lowered her head.

Lao Zhao quickly came on the bench, and he said loudly: "Good times are always short-lived, brotherly friendship is eternal, today, we are about to lose our seven lovely friends, please close our eyes and mourn for the seven brothers for three minutes!" ”

The big guys are a little uncomfortable, but since the host has spoken everything, we have to follow the instructions!

Three minutes later, Lao Zhao and Morning Glory on the stage sang in unison again: "I announce that I warmly welcome Miss She Baobao to join the art party and the memorial service for the seven brothers has officially begun!" ”

She Baobao was already excited, she covered her mouth excitedly, and the corners of her eyes began to flicker, quite moved.

The Seven Brothers, with their standard, wooden faces, squeezed out a sad expression, and were constantly moving from table to table, shaking hands with everyone.

The scene is so touching!

Lao Zhao saw the warm atmosphere in the audience, and patted the microphone: "Please be quiet, below, please have a lamp, and the couple will perform acrobatics for everyone - where is the hardest!" Master Yideng was seriously injured, but when he heard the news that we had new friends joining and the Seven Brothers were about to leave, he resolutely performed with illness. ”

The audience was instantly quiet, and few people cared about whether a light hurt or not, but the name of this show was a bit interesting, and it seemed to have a lot of connotation? Do these two want to put on a show that burns passion?

Soon, it turned out that my guess was wrong, and Yideng and Dingnan ran onto the stage with a large number of tools, including chainsaws, drills, tapers, screwdrivers, kitchen knives, pig killing knives, etc., etc.

The two of them first saluted everyone, and then, a light flowed and said to She Baobao in the audience: "Miss She, in the next light, the craftsmanship next to you will not be, you can only let everyone have a good time, you say that I am the hardest in my body?" ”

Everyone coaxed: "This matter has to be asked about the difficult master!" ”

Dingyan took a few steps forward unequivocally: "Of course I know, the hardest thing is the head!" ”

"Oops...... Which head? ”

This group of grandchildren is getting more and more out of shape!

It's hard to hey Yile, shouting at a lamp: "Baby, show your hand!" ”

Without saying a word, the figure sank down, and the door of the head was directly mounted on the tile, and soon, I heard a click, it seems, the tile is broken!

When everyone saw that it was their heads, they didn't have much interest, but these two people were full of hearts and eyes, and they had a lot of tricks, so they saw that it was difficult to hold the chainsaw, press the switch, and saw it down with a light......

The scene was a bit infiltrating, first of all, an old lady who looked like a nun sawed an old man's head with a chainsaw, and secondly, the old man who was sawed, not only unharmed, but also greeted the audience from time to time with a cigarette in his mouth.

Next, Master Ding used more than a dozen kinds of lethal weapons to brutally abuse Master Yideng inhumanely, and Master Yideng interpreted his profound skills with a perfect performance!

I thought this would be over, but it turned out to be difficult to suddenly ask everyone: "I will do this too, do you believe it?" ”

"Believe ......" we have to answer like this!

As a result, it will be difficult to hand over all kinds of tools to Yideng, and then point to his chest: "Come, let the old lady open her eyes to the big guys, you can greet ...... hard"

And then, I won't say anything...... Anyway, years later, I still thought that I was going to wear a diamond bra!

In the end, I don't know which bastard it was, so I deliberately changed my voice and shouted: "You two are so powerful, so may I ask, what will happen if you let Master Yilantern's head and your chest collide together?" ”

Then, these two people really stood on the stage and thought about it, and after muttering a few words in a low voice, the two of them stood on the left and right of the podium respectively, and then collided together at a very fast speed!

Bang bang! I felt the whole lab tremble a little!

After the dust settled, we found a lamp and a martyrdom in a coma on the podium, the situation of the two of them was terrible, I called a few masters, anxiously asked: "Can you cure this situation?" ”

Jiang Ziya shook his head: "This is a skin injury, I recommend sending it to the hospital for a few stitches!" ”

"Done!" I arched my hand to Wang Chongyang and said, "I'm sorry for you!" ”

Wang Chongyang didn't say a word, and the two flew out when they mentioned it.

The small accident did not interfere with everyone's interest, Lao Zhao and Morning Glory led the show one by one with their solemn hosting, first there were coal Nanzi, Han Daozi, female bat, Ouyang They performed a street fighter, the stage was full of lightning, several people performed their duties, scuffles were everywhere, all kinds of Haoliugen, Adu followed, and the voices of three thousand rootless filled the stage, I finally knew where Yideng learned to do the trick of death! What a special iron-headed skill, that old monk Mr. Ming is imitating the policeman Vega!

Although the creativity of this show is good, and the light and shadow special effects are also very good, but it is really a bit of instigation of violence, and the only highlight should be the female bat, who plays Chun-Li in a bikini and wins bursts of applause.

After that, the sixth and seventh said a cross talk, based on their miserable life over the years, with laughter and tears in laughter.

She Baobao estimated that she had never seen such a lively scene in her life, she excitedly picked up the beer and touched it with me, and said to me: "I really can't imagine that you have prepared so many programs for my arrival, you have love here, I like it so much!" ”

I took a no-big stance: "How's it going?" I didn't fool you, did I? You can stay with us, and if you are bored, go out with us, by the way, do you want to see your parents? ”

She Baobao was a little nervous: "What do you mean?" ”

I pretended to be mysterious: "I have a kind of technique that can bring humans to the underworld, although I may not be able to take you demon clan down now, but I believe that as long as I cultivate diligently, it won't be long before I can send you down!" ”

Originally, I was resentful that my connection to Yin and Yang could only carry people from the Yang Realm, but now that the booklet of Shennong's No. 1 has been popularized by me, as long as I cultivate a little, it is estimated that it should not be difficult to carry a Yin Soul or something!

She Baobao didn't answer my question directly, but pouted and muttered, "What should I say if I see my parents?" I haven't seen them in a long time, and if they see a baby scorpion they'd be surprised, they'll blame me......"

It seems that this woman's mental problems have not been completely solved!

The performance on the stage continued, the old twelve sang a theme song of the Romance of the Gods, and at the end of the day, I had to invite She Baobao to come with her, She Baobao was always a lady of everyone, and she was not twisted, she walked on stage generously, and sang a song of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall, the song was loud and emotional, and it touched a lot of singles in the audience!

The finale of the show is based on the story of the seven dwarfs and Snow White plus some sketches related to the plot of King Kong Gourd Baby, just like that, in the laughter, in the tears that others can't see, everything is over.

At the end of the party, everyone drank violently, and at about two o'clock in the second half of the night, the seven brothers finally drank unconscious, and we bowed three times to the seven people, and then Sophie Fei sent the seven people to the underworld.

The next day, I started to get busy again, first of all, I found Zhang Ping, kowtowed and begged for an hour, and after all kinds of conditions were agreed, the woman finally agreed to let Princess Taiping borrow his body for four hours a day for filming, and asked Wang Chongyang to ask a few friends in the film and television industry, and finally someone promised to consider letting Zhang Ping, who was possessed by Princess Taiping, go to audition, anyway, this matter finally has some eyebrows.

Secondly, I walked around the wholesale street for a noon, and finally found out that there is a soy sauce factory in a county below our coal city, the output is not large, and the sales channel is not too wide, and the main products are digested in the four districts and six counties of the coal city! After pondering for a while, I pretended to be the boss's tone, made a phone call to the soy sauce factory, talked about the investment for a while, the phone was very excited, I couldn't wait to come to the coal city to see me immediately, I saw that the other party was hooked, and proposed to send someone to inspect the opinion, the other party agreed on the spot, and guaranteed good service, a vigorous asked me when I went to see in person, I casually made up a reason, said that I was too busy abroad, hung up the phone!

Kou Zhun has also made progress.

Liu Yanran's affairs are more troublesome, she wants to play a dewy marriage in the sun, but I can't do this, whether it is her hidden marriage state or the possessed cat, it is unlikely that she will have feelings or other relationships with a normal human male, but this woman is here with this purpose, in desperation, I have to persuade him to lock his eyes on our group of people, there are some things I am inconvenient to say to her, but I have a spectrum in my heart, if one of the singles in our group really takes down this unlucky female yin, That's a good marriage, one, our group of people can go in and out of the underworld at will, and we can usually meet and open a room or something, and second, one more friend and one more stronghold, maybe this woman can help our business in the underworld in the future, three, and just solved her long-cherished wish, this thing with three moves, why not?

The most difficult thing to deal with is Niu Lao Wu, and, I feel more and more that this guy is a little strange, according to him, he came up to see his old cow who may have wisdom, I called according to the phone number he provided to inquire, the old cow was sold to the slaughterhouse at the beginning of this year, and it has been slaughtered a long time ago!

Things have come to this point, and it seems that Niu Lao Wu should go back to the underworld, but this guy wants to ask the whereabouts of the old ox's body!

This is a bit of a bully, if it is a person, there must be a saying after death, either it is buried, or it is cremated, it is either placed in a coffin, or it is offered in a temple, but why should I find the whereabouts of a cow?

I briefly explained to Niu Lao Wu that this matter could not be completed, but he was originally amiable: "Can't you help me with a little heart?" My relationship with that old scalper is really different! ”

I was puzzled by his unusual behavior, and I began to wonder: Does this guy have some secret secret? What secrets is hidden in that old scalper? Why did he have to find the body of the old scalper? Could it be that the problem is in the bones of the old scalper?