"Oops", Lao Hou was like an arrow off the string, and he was directly killed by the teacher, and he was pushed out two or three meters high.

only heard a "click", and Lao Hou's arm was suddenly dislocated.

"How? Your praying mantis is drunk, isn't it as good as my little monkey peeing, hahaha......" The "haha" sound of the division was not extinguished, General Feng shook his head, came to the injured old marquis, and said, "Now, are you still going to the mailroom?" ”

Lao Hou was like a defeated rooster, bowing his head and not saying a word. He stubbornly stood up, got his dislocated arm right, and honestly went to the mailroom.

Since then, Lao Hou has been silent and never mentions bad work. Because, he knows that in the Zero Brigade, everyone is a top master, and everyone's skills are above him. So, he, just be a good "funny little person".

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With Lao Hou's ID number, it is not difficult to find Lao Hou's hometown. That night, Moses entered the background of the national household registration management through some small actions, and successfully found the address of Lao Hou's hometown.

The temperature dropped suddenly, and the north wind was like a knife.

The cold weather in the south made Fang Tianbao, Master Lu and a group of six people feel very uncomfortable. Especially the beautiful Ma Sisi, because she has caught a cold recently, she got motion sickness as soon as she got on the train.

She lay pitifully on the sleeper, vomiting profusely. Master Lu couldn't look at it, shook his head, and asked Fang Tianbao in the next carriage to accompany her.

Ma Sisi was lying on the sleeper, and Fang Tianbao told her jokes, which made her very happy at first. Later, due to inertia, Fang Tianbao, like Pipiru, talked about yellow jokes. Although Ma Sisi is a heroine among women, as soon as she heard that it was a yellow joke, she immediately told Fang Tianbao to get out.

In desperation, Fang Tianbao had to quickly make amends, kept poking her temples, and kept pouring water for her. Because of Fang Tianbao's careful care, after a while, Ma Sisi closed his eyes and looked peaceful.

Fang Tianbao looked at her charming and beautiful goose egg face, long eyelashes, high nose bridge, and sexy lips, and his heart was very itchy. If it weren't for the fact that the eldest sister on the other side kept staring at him, he would have to lean down and kiss Ma Sisi secretly.

"Young man, your girlfriend, right?" The eldest sister on the opposite side saw Fang Tianbao's hot eyes, and finally couldn't help but speak.

"Well, isn't it pretty?" Fang Tianbao was afraid that Ma Sisi would not fall asleep, so he deliberately lowered his voice very low.

"Hey, young man, it's not my sister I'm talking about you. You young people, you have such a beautiful girlfriend, why don't you know how to cherish it? Fang Tianbao didn't expect that the eldest sister on the other side would come to such a sentence.

"Sister, what do you mean by that? I cherish it, I cherish it! Fang Tianbao took advantage of Ma Sisi's sleep and secretly touched her little hand. The small hands are white and pink, and the fingers are slender and picturesque.

"What do you mean, you don't know what you're doing? At such a young age, you got your girlfriend pregnant. The girl is pregnant and in poor health, so she should buy her a soft sleeper......" When the eldest sister on the other side said this, Fang Tianbao finally understood.

Wow, it turned out that the eldest sister on the other side thought that Ma Sisi was pregnant. Just now, she saw Ma Sisi vomiting and nausea retching, and she must have thought that she had won the bid.

To say, the eldest sister on the other side is really enough to think. Grandma's, not to mention getting her pregnant. Until now, Fang Tianbao has never even eaten her tofu. Several times, when I lived in the same house in the Xinjiang community, I deliberately touched it once or twice when mopping the floor. Moreover, he was beaten half to death by Ma Sisi.

You must know that Ma Sisi's temper, although not as good as Guan Chuling's eldest lady's temper, is also very weird. For a while, she is like a Lin Daiyu, like pear blossoms with rain, she can tire you to death; After a while, she will be like an old woman with two guns, who can murder you to death. Several times, Fang Tianbao thought that she was about to fall into the tiger's mouth. Unexpectedly, Ma Sisi is the same as a person, but he is not set.

Listening to the eldest sister on the other side say "Your girlfriend is pregnant", Fang Tianbao was also energetic. He will be wrong and wrong, cheeky, pretending that he doesn't understand anything, and asked the eldest sister opposite cutely, "Eldest sister, I'm weird, obviously when I was with her, I wore it......"

"Hey, young man, it's not my sister I'm talking about you. Like you hairy boys, there are a few people who really understand women's bodies, and a few of you will really cherish your girlfriend's body. In the future, what about you, listen to my sister, when you do that, you must not come nonsense, and you must not take chances. You see, how much will it hurt your girlfriend to make her like this...... "The eldest sister is older and experienced.

So, when she said this, she didn't feel ashamed at all. feels that she is Fang Tianbao's physiological hygiene teacher. It was Fang Tianbao, who was quite red when she said this.

"Eldest sister, in the future, I will pay attention. This time, there is really no way, this time I and her are really accidental......" Fang Tianbao wanted to continue to be lewd, and suddenly, he felt a heart-piercing pain in his wrist.

Looking back, it turned out that Ma Sisi was pretending to be asleep the whole time.

"Ah...... Help......" Fang Tianbao's arm almost pulled off a piece of meat, he couldn't stand Ma Sisi's torture, and screamed.

"Big sister, big sister, don't hit him. I think the young man is still good, so you can give him a chance. Just now, he also said that he didn't mean to...... "The eldest sister on the other side is really enthusiastic enough." He saw that Fang Tianbao was treated miserably by Ma Sisi, and hurriedly told him.

However, when Ma Sisi's temper comes, who can do her job?

"It's okay for someone like him to be inferior to a beast? Don't look at him pretending to be so polite. Eldest sister, do you know that he still hid from me and made several girlfriends outside...... "Ma Sisi will also be wrong."

She simply pulled Fang Tianbao's ears, cooperated with him, and continued the trick, saying, "Got me pregnant, and there is still a junior outside." Eldest sister, do you think such a person should die? After saying that, Ma Sisi laughed like a psychopath again.

Suddenly, even the eldest sister on the other side didn't know if Ma Sisi was really crazy or crazy.

At this time, Fang Tianbao was already sitting next to him, and he was so abused by Ma Sisi that he couldn't say a word. He secretly said to himself: "Damn, look at Lao Tzu, how to make you really pregnant." ”

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