Chapter 84: The First of the Four Shows - Li Chenyu
As an ancient country with a history and culture of more than 5,000 years, Confucius has taught us since ancient times that social ethics is the most important thing in dealing with people. However, in recent years, my country has been affected by the love action movies of island countries, and the ethical issues have been greatly impacted.
For example, Li Heirui is a striking example. Rape of his mother, abduction of teachers, anyway, the plot in an island country action movie that you can think of, this Li Heirui can really be said to have taken all the action.
At this time, it was Lin Tian's turn to be surprised, and Lin Tian, who was drinking water, heard Xiao Hei "* It's illegal." This sentence almost didn't choke on him, and Lin Tian, who returned to normal, gave him a thumbs up and gave him three hundred and sixty likes, and said in a low voice, "Heizi, you won." ”
The silence of the scene is a bit terrible, the party should be happy and happy, everyone talks about life, talks about ideals, and bragging about a very happy thing, but today there is such a scene, which is something that many people did not expect.
Helan Mountain, as one of the four shows of Yanjing, is not an ordinary person; As the host, he naturally needed to come out to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere at this time, at this time, Helan Shan stood up, raised his wine glass, smiled at Lin Tian and Xiao Hei and said, "Xiao Tian, it seems that you are wrong, the sister is just unwell, not pregnant as you said." "Since Helan Mountain said that his sister is not pregnant, then Xiao Hei's deliberate smearing of him* is naturally unbreakable.
After Lin Tian heard this, he deliberately pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and said with a smile, "Oh? Brother He didn't say it earlier, I thought you said that your sister was uncomfortable because she was pregnant? Brother He, don't blame me, as a punishment, I drank three cups of myself. After finishing speaking, Lin Tian stood up very boldly and drank three glasses of wine in one go.
However, just after Lin Tian finished drinking, Lin Tian then said, "Brother He, why don't you send the congratulations just now to your future sister-in-law, it can be regarded as my blessing in advance." ”
There was no other irony in Lin Tian's words, it was just a blessing in advance in the eyes of others, but at this time, Helan Shan frowned tightly, he didn't think that Lin Tian would let go of any opportunity to embarrass himself.
Sure enough, Lin Tian did not disappoint Helan Mountain, and then Lin Tian said, "Brother He, the blessing has been delivered, but don't let Xiao Hei's prophecy come true." ”
Come true? What is true? What Xiao Hei said is already very obvious, which means that the child's father must not be his own uncle.
As the so-called drunkard does not mean to drink, Lin Tian has been turning a corner to satirize Helan Mountain; And Helan Mountain's tableware tonight is naturally not for the sake of reminiscing, to put it bluntly, it is nothing more than an elegant scolding war.
Everyone present except Xiao Hei stood on Lin Tian's side, and all the other people were invited by Helan Mountain, although some people couldn't say that they couldn't dig out their hearts and lungs and know their hearts, but they naturally couldn't stand on Lin Tian's side stupidly; Maybe when Lin Tian first entered the room, he was still a little jealous of Lin Tian, but I heard that Lin Tian was picked up by someone, to put it bluntly, in addition to wild seeds, for the current Lin Tian, there are really few people who will look at him with straight eyes.
At this time, it was not Helan Mountain who stood up to speak, it was a person named Yu Yang, and Helan Mountain was just friends, and he just took advantage of today's opportunity to save face for He Shao, and he was more or less able to get involved with the He family.
Yu Yang took the case, as if Helan Mountain, who was bullied by Lin Tian, was like his own father, and said angrily, "Pay attention to the words you say, this is not the Long family, and it is not a place where cats and dogs can splash casually." “
Lin Tian didn't laugh angrily after hearing this, turned his head to look at Yu Yang, and said with a smile, "Oh? I don't know if this brother is talking about me? “
"Is there anyone else here?" Yu Yang said very arrogantly;
Lin Tian smiled, this question was not only asked by him alone, Chen Long also asked him such a question, but in the end, Chen Long's ending was not very good, at this time Lin Tian smiled and said, "A cat and a dog can at least know the numbers simply, but you actually said that there is no one else here, is it possible that all the people present here are not people except me and Xiao Hei?" If it's not a human, is it a beast? “
Lin Tian said and answered himself, it can be said that he killed two birds with one stone, not only refuted Yu Yang's words perfectly, but also scolded everyone present, it was really perfect.
Yu Yang didn't know what to say at this time, he was a little overwhelmed where to sit, he thought that by putting down a few cruel words, Lin Tian would obediently be interested, and stop being so ignorant, but Lin Tian not only stopped, but actually stumped himself.
Looking at Yu Yang, who was sitting on pins and needles, Lin Tian also said with a smile, "Since this brother is uncomfortable, it is better to leave first, anyway, there is no more of you, and no less of you." “
"You...."Yu Yang is also a lot calmer, he won't leave so stupidly, he was finally able to recognize Helan Mountain, one of the four shows of Yanjing, and if he left at this time, wouldn't he really admit that he was the cat and dog he said.
Just when Yu Yang thought that the matter was over, I don't know when, Xiao Hei stood behind him, and Yu Yang, who had not yet recovered from his senses just now, felt a trickle of water flowing down from his hair, and it was all red wine after careful cultivation.
Everyone was shocked, many girls present covered their mouths in surprise, although Yu Yang can't talk about the top son of Yanjing, but his Beijing is not bad at all, that is, it is slightly worse than Yu He's family.
Yu Yang, who felt that he had been splashed with wine, was just about to stand up and go crazy, when he was suddenly pressed hard by Xiao Hei on his seat, Xiao Hei stretched his head to Yu Yang's ear and whispered, "Do you think the He family is strong?" “
Yu Yang said in his heart: "What do you mean?" Still thinking about the meaning of Xiao Hei's words, Xiao Hei suddenly grabbed his clothes, and Xiao Hei said fiercely, "I said that you should have heard of the four major families of Yanjing; Li Chenyu of the Li family, Chu Youran of the Chu family, Xu Yi of the Xu family, and finally Helan Mountain of the He family. You should know that. “
Yu Yang listened to it, which means that Xiao Hei didn't say it, Yanjing Sixiu knows even a child. But Xiao Hei then said, "Then have you heard who the head of the four shows is?" ”
"Li Chenyu." This is recognized by everyone, and Helan Mountain is not the slightest dissatisfied at this time. Indeed, Li Chenyu's status is as unshakable as Tang Bohu's status.
Just before Xiao Hei finished speaking, the door was pushed open, and the stunning phoenix also appeared domineeringly, and the generous phoenix said with a smile, "Brother He, why don't you call me my little sister when you drink?" ”
"Since Sister Yaru is willing to appreciate her face, she is naturally disrespectful." After Helan Mountain didn't finish speaking, the phoenix walked straight to Lin Tian's side, did it at his own leisure, ignored Helan Shan's words just now, and said very gently, "Xiaotian, don't call me such a fun thing." ”
Helan Shan felt that his mouth was a little cheap, and he was ignored by the three of them for a while.