After going out, I took a closer look at the contents of the list, and then I decided to go to Zhengjiagou, because I felt that these things on the list were really not suitable for my house, Liu Qian would come back sooner or later, it didn't matter how many more people in the family were, if there was an extra coffin, plus two hundred immortal tablets, I guess Liu Qian would definitely have to divorce me.

The first thing I thought about was the right door, yes, the home where I had lived for more than 20 years!

There was nothing to say all the way, and soon, I rushed to Zhengjiagou with Ouyang and the Lone Ranger, eighty percent because of the misunderstanding last time (see Chapter 16 for details), the second elder has always been wary of me, and then I heard that I was going to rent a house, so I was relieved, and after discussing for a long time, my father and my mother finally agreed to rent it to me for half a year.

Before leaving, I made up a lie, saying that the house was rented to a distant relative of mine, the child has autism, as soon as he sees a living person, he loves to use a lighter to burn his hair, I specially told the second elder, don't go to the house in the city during the rental period, to be honest, I still know about my parents and my parents, if they don't say hello in advance, they will definitely worry that the renter will damage the things in the house, maybe one day they will go into the city to check.

Later, I gave my parents an extra 2,000 yuan, and the old man held my hand and said excitedly: "Child, don't give more, otherwise your aunt will think that you are a mistake I made when I was young......"

……

After returning to the city, I went back to the house again, and found that this group of people was still playing mahjong after entering the house, looking at the situation, a lamp master lost a little miserably, the oily head was full of sweat beads, and the difficult master was too eighty percent to touch himself, full of smiles, saw me enter the house, directly threw me a note, I opened it, and the special thing turned out to be an IOU written by a lamp master: today I owe 5,000 yuan for gambling, a lamp book......

I smiled and nodded at Mrs. Shi, then walked directly to 120 and asked quietly, "Did you win or lose?" ”

"I didn't win or lose, the teacher was too lucky. I don't just light a gun! 120 said as he stuffed 80,000 into the card and played a seven. This grandson is definitely a master of playing mahjong, just now when I passed by the master of Dingnan, I saw that the old lady had just listened to the card eighty thousand.

"Well, do you still have any money?" I stood next to 120, like a big girl, and asked a little shyly.

120 didn't think about it, he took out a card from his pocket and handed it to me, and said in his mouth: "The password is my work number plus your work number......"

Then the room full of people looked at me strangely...... Why didn't this grandson say that the password was my birthday?

……

Half an hour later, Lone Ranger and Ouyang and I were already in the backyard of a longevity shop on the funeral street.

"Brother, do you want to prepare longevity materials for your elders or do you have someone in your family who is immortal?" The owner of the longevity shop is a fat man in his forties, shirtless and wearing big trousers, perhaps because of the uncomfortable heat, fanning vigorously.

"Ready!" I stared at a large number of coffins for a long time, and found that the existing ones had been painted red, and some had not yet been formed, and when I saw the boss smiling and grinning, I estimated that he was treating me as fat, and this appearance was a bit of a black me, so I asked directly: "Boss, which one is cheaper?" ”

Eighty percent of the boss didn't expect me to be so direct, stunned for a long time, and then led us to a coffin and said: "Brother, this longevity material is 3000 yuan, since you came to buy longevity materials, you must have set up your own mourning hall, this longevity material appearance is solemn and neat, spacious and generous inside, it is comfortable to live, outsiders can't gossip when they look at it, and many people have bought this recently." ”

3000, it is indeed cheap enough, we have visited four or five stores, and there is no drop of 4000 at this price, I nodded: "Okay, I want it." ”

The boss bared his teeth and was happy: "Then brother, do you think this longevity material is stored in my place first?" Or will it be sent to you right away? ”

"Send it to me in the evening! I'll give you money when the goods arrive! I took out a pen and paper and wrote an address to the boss, and then advised: "My house is on the third floor, you and your buddy have to tell me, don't knock off the paint!" ”

Then, I saw that the boss was speechless!

When I went out, I saw the boss put on a padded jacket, shivering vigorously, if I hadn't paid a deposit of 1,000 yuan, it is estimated that this guy would not dare to deliver the goods.

After visiting a few more stores, I bought enough equipment one by one according to the list on the note, and two hours later, the Lone Ranger and Ouyang and I were already carrying six sacks.

In the list made by the master of the lamp, there are a total of 36 items, at present, we have bought enough 33 items, and the thirty-fourth is rooster blood, which is easy to say, and it is not too late to buy it when this group of Biao people do it, I can't raise two male ** at home? The thirty-fifth is a child's urine, this is easy to say, according to my understanding, at least 120 is still a virgin, eighty percent of a lamp, blowing the lamp and the two brothers are also pure yang bodies, although the two Biao people next to me bowed their heads and were silent, but I estimated that these two people were not able to soak in the girl's goods.

The rest is a little difficult to do - the tablet, which is the kind of small wooden plaque with the spiritual position of such and such an ancestor written on it.

Just now, I told the boss in a store that I wanted to buy more than 200 tablets, and the boss asked me at the time, whether our village was slaughtered by bandits...... The proprietress was even more, asking me if I was planning to destroy the Nine Clans...... I took advantage of the fact that these two people hadn't called the police and ran out quickly......

We sat on the side of the road, pestle the sacks, and began to wonder, where could we buy so many tablets?

Ouyang proposed not to buy it for the time being, saying that the big guy would come out at night to put down a few big trees on the side of the road, and then go back to process them himself.

The lone ranger immediately gave him a slap in the face, scolding him for being uneducated and ignorant of the law, and then suggested that I tear down the doors and windows of the house, saying that he was a carpenter before he practiced, and that the two bedrooms plus the door of the toilet plus the window can destroy more than a hundred tablets, which is inferior in quality, but the tablet is an object before the name is written, and it is their skill that works.

I just wanted to smoke him, but suddenly, a big brother who was selling bills behind us said coldly: "Stupid, I understand, can you just stick a paper shell?" ”

"......" I glanced at the man behind me shyly, and asked cautiously, "Big brother, do you know what we're talking about?" ”

"Isn't it just a ghost movie?" The eldest brother who sold the bill glanced at me disdainfully: "My buddy used to be in the Japanese entertainment industry!" ”

"O Master! So how did you return to China and develop? I stood up and held out my hand.

The eldest brother didn't care about it, shook hands with me politely, and explained: "What's more, I used to work as props, and once I purchased a batch of small umbrellas, and more than 100 actors became pregnant!" ”

……

After returning home, I terminated everyone's mahjong game and began to assign tasks: Dingnan Shitai and the female bat were responsible for cleaning the new house, the two brothers were responsible for cutting the tablets, Coal Nanzi and Wang Daozi were responsible for buying pots and pans, Lone Ranger and Ouyang were responsible for buying oil, salt, rice and noodles, and finally, I told them that this new house would be their dormitory in the future!

After a burst of jubilation, everyone began to get busy, I was not idle, I found a wooden board, let Master Yideng write the words "Ghost Hunter Master" on it, and then, let Wang Daozi write the five boys of Yin Si Spokesperson in the lower right corner, and finally, I nailed the sign to the door of the opposite door!

Perhaps, this is the first pot of gold after my rebirth, looking at the simple sign on the door, I can't help but have a sense of heroism looking down on all beings......

An hour later, just as I was getting ready to eat with the big guy, the phone rang suddenly.

I took it out and saw that it was Section Chief Zhang of the National Security Bureau.

"Hey, Section Chief Zhang, is there something wrong?"

"......" There was silence on the phone for a while, and after a long time, an unfamiliar voice said: "Hey, are you from the government?" "It's a woman, and besides, it's an elderly woman who listens to this voice.

"**You? I'm still from the yamen! What about Section Chief Zhang? ”

"......" was silent again, and then there was a sound of Suosuo, and after a long time, I finally heard Section Chief Zhang's voice: "Hey, Wang Damin, I'm Zhang Qiang, I was kidnapped by this crazy woman,, this old lady said that she was undefeated in the East." ”

"Poof!" I almost spurted blood,, she is undefeated in the East, why don't you say that you are Yue Buqun?

Section Chief Zhang gasped and continued: "Come and save me, I think this old lady's situation is similar to yesterday, you know what I mean, right?" ”

"What about your men?" I asked, confused.

"Damn, this old lady was stunned with a flying needle! Yes!! Section Chief Zhang suddenly shouted: "Hey, eldest sister, don't stab me, didn't I contact someone for you?" Wang Damin, this matter can't be handled publicly, do you understand? ”

Suddenly, I seemed to realize something, according to Zhang Qiang's identity and ability, it is unlikely that he will be subdued by an ordinary old lady, even if he is abused by an old lady, he will not contact me to save him, unless, unless this old lady has something abnormal, unless this old lady has something to do with the ghost that suddenly appeared the day before yesterday, it must be that they have something wrong in the process of tracking down the energy body, or they have seen something unbelievable, so, he thought of me!

"It's okay to let me go, but I have one condition!" After pondering for a moment, I thought that this was probably my first transaction, so I continued, "Five thousand dollars!" ”

"What five thousand dollars?" Zhang Qiang obviously didn't understand what I meant.

"Section Chief Zhang, you also know that I now have more than a dozen mouths in my house, so I don't feel embarrassed at all to ......."

"Oh, I'll go, count you ruthless! Okay, I agreed! I'll go to work this month! After a moment of silence, Zhang Qiang finally relented.

"Section Chief Zhang, where are you? I immediately brought someone over. "Hearing Zhang Qiang promise to give money, I immediately changed my attitude.

"I'm in the women's restroom on the third floor of the Friendship Building." Zhang Qiang gasped: "Come on, Li Yang is waiting at the door...... Oh, auntie, you're stabbing me again......"

I hung up the phone and shouted at the Bada Biao and Su Feifei who were setting the table: "Let's go, don't eat yet, come to buy and sell, make money in a while, let's go to the restaurant!" ”