Lin Can and Xiao Mengjie entered the boat, the interior decoration is very elegant, mainly luxurious and fashionable, similar to entering a mansion, there are all the facilities that should be available, there is a dining table and a hall in the center, and there is a stage where everyone's eyes can be facing when eating.

There were already many classmates sitting around, and they all looked at them, Lin Can glanced at them, Chen Zhu didn't come.

The people were almost there, and Zhang Yihao and Jia Duobao also came to the boat. Zhang Yihao went to the crowd and let everyone play casually and have fun, and it would be lunch time in a while.

A girl asked, "What do you eat at noon?"

Zhang Yihao, the national leader, raised his hand and said, don't worry, what I invited will definitely not be bad.

There are girls who have burning eyes for Zhang Yihao, which is an undisguised desire for money. Zhang Yihao's long generals have become very handsome in their hearts.

However, Zhang Yihao said, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule in the third year of high school to attend my Zhang Yihao's birthday party, I feel extremely happy. Before the meal, you may wish to listen to me sing a song for everyone, "The Sea"

Female fans immediately erupted in thunderous applause, and some seemed to have hands that were not their own, but enemies, and they slapped hard, for fear that Zhang Yihao would not be able to see it. But as soon as Zhang Yihao opened his voice, everyone was dumbfounded.

The classic and nostalgic music sounded in the stage stereo, and Zhang Yihao sang professionally with a microphone.

Suddenly wrinkled and changed, looking at the copy of Cao, in vain the centipede thought of his father, and his sister was aroused.

I want to lock Sun to love you, but I was urged to go crazy, and I was dazed and black-headed rice in Mali.

If the eldest child can be a dog, take away my brother loves to stink, and Liu Xiang takes away my sister to jump into the river.

If Sun Qing is in the past, your aunt is no longer nostalgic, let her drift away with madness.

Follow...... Crazy drift away

Yes~~~~~~

The audience was amazed

After singing a song, Zhang Yihao shouted a few voices unfinished, there were people with painful faces, as if constipation, who had a flat tire and let out a little laughter, and finally everyone laughed, leaning forward and backward, not self-supporting, and there were few people who were willing to give face to the protagonist, it was too torturous.

Zhang Yihao wanted this way, Jia Duobao immediately gave him a thumbs up, Zhang Yihao observed that Xiao Mengjie seemed to have traces of laughing, and couldn't help but be happy.

Lin Can laughed so hard that his cheeks hurt, and said to Xiao Mengjie, what is wrong with Zhang Yihao, what is stimulated, this virtue.

Xiao Mengjie couldn't help laughing and said, the pressure of the third year of high school is so great, I didn't want to come at first, but now I don't regret it.

Lin Can couldn't help but say, look at how beautiful you look when you smile.

Xiao Mengjie immediately stopped laughing.

On the stage, Zhang Yihao took a sip of water and said to everyone, happy today, I want to tell you another joke.

The bottom supported one after another, dragging a long voice in unison and saying, okay.

Zhang Yihao coughed dryly twice to warm up and told a joke. It seems that he has really put in the effort, not only those girls, but also the old nerds in several classes, who are born with defects and don't know what to laugh at, but also grinned at this time, showing a smile that is more ugly than crying.

Zhang Yihao looked at Xiao Mengjie in time, this was his report card, and when he saw her smiling more than Fang Cai, he couldn't help but show the joy of victory.

The woman's heart is delicate and exquisite, Xiao Mengjie's eyes are small, and her shallow and smiling face is gradually cold.

Zhang Yihao saw it, and was so frightened that he hurriedly looked at Jia Hongqi, and Jia Hongqi hurriedly waved his hand, indicating that he didn't know why.

Saving the scene is like fighting a fire, Zhang Yihao finished the joke, the tired forehead sweat beads are big, and he doesn't rest, hurry up and say, happy today, tell you a secret, I have a happy problem that I want to sing, it has plagued me for more than ten years, it is useless to take injections and medicines, you think I am funny, yes, I am funny, haha why am I so funny, one day I made soybeans at home, I don't eat them, I don't disdain to eat them, why, because it doesn't have me funny (beans), I have to look in the mirror every day before going to bed, kowtow to myself, oh mom, this kid is too funny. Having said all that, I have a purpose, and the following brings you a song ". Sailor", no one can stop me, are you ready, music.

Someone laughed and burst into tears, shouting in unison, ready.

Some classmates exchanged heads and said that they didn't see it, the class leader turned out to be so funny,

Some people say that when I was a child, I learned the Northeast two-person turn.

The music sounded, Zhang Yihao held the microphone and sang with a wolf howl.

He shrank mad and rained heavily, which is a bit painful.

Don't be afraid, since we were young, our children are tender.

He shrank crazy and rained heavily, what is this pain, wipe it dry, don't ask, for the grandson.

After singing the song, the people below were already laughing so much that they couldn't straighten their waists, and Lin Can couldn't support himself, only Xiao Mengjie was indifferent.

Lin Can was tired of watching and asked her why she didn't laugh.

She suddenly sneered.

Lin Can was taken aback.

Seeing this, Zhang Yihao was so anxious that he made eye contact with Jia Hongqi, Jia Hongqi nodded solemnly, Zhang Yihao's voice was already dumb like a male duck after two songs, he held the microphone and shouted hoarsely to everyone, and the last program, the cross talk performance between me and Jia Hongqi, everyone applauded and encouraged

As soon as they heard that there was a finale program, everyone in the audience was immediately filled with the joy of children watching cartoons, and the applause was like thunder, and dozens of people applauded hundreds of people.

Zhang Yihao and Jia Hongqi changed into a long shirt for cross talk, and when the cross talk began, Jia Hongqi just ran onto the stage, and was kicked down by Zhang Yihao, and the murderous scene made the audience in an uproar.

Zhang Yihao entered the play and said, you look so ugly, are you worthy of being on the same stage with me, are you worthy.

Jia Hongqi stiffened, jumped on the stage again and said, Brother Hao, what you can say is wrong, where am I ugly. To be a man is to be reasonable.

Zhang Yihao shouted, you are still reasonable, if you are not ugly, why do I want to kick you as soon as I see you.

Jia Hongqi said, maybe you have ADHD.

Zhang Yihao said angrily, yes, I am ADHD, you see that I will not kill you.

Saying that, Zhang Yihao took advantage of his unpreparedness, jumped over suddenly, and kicked Jia Hongqi's buttocks.

Jia Hongqi's "whoop" sound was like killing a pig, covering his buttocks and jumping around, saying, I have hemorrhoids, oops, bleeding

Zhang Yihao smiled cruelly, chased after him, and kicked it with his foot when he caught it.

The audience laughed, and some of them had already burst into tears and slapped the table hard.

This kind of funny scene is what Jia Hongqi thought of, when he wrote a joke last night, he said to Zhang Yihao, Brother Hao, it's too late to write a new paragraph now, it's not good to copy it from the Internet, and it's not good to be recognized, so it's too late to process it in language, so you can only think of a way in other faces.

Zhang Yihao said, what should I do.

Jia Hongqi said that we can rely on behavioral comedy and work behavioral actions.

Zhang Yihao suddenly said, you give an example.

Jia Hongqi suddenly gave Zhang Yihao a slap, Zhang Yihao was furious, Jia Hongqi made a stop gesture and persuaded him in one sentence.

Jia Hongqi said, Brother Hao, didn't you think that I would beat you.

Zhang Yihao suddenly said, I didn't expect it.

Jia Hongqi said that if you are an audience, will you laugh when you see such a picture?

Zhang Yihao slapped his face and said happily, yes, Hongqi, you are really my lucky general, I didn't expect that you kid can usually be a tiger, and you really have a lot of ideas at critical moments.

Jia Hongqi said proudly, then let's line up like this then.

Zhang Yihao said, yes, but I have to beat you.

Jia Hongqi's mouth opened wide

Lin Can was amused by their cross talk and laughed, he could see such a stupidity. It's really worth it. Xiao Mengjie still had a cold face, and it was estimated that it was below zero when she took the thermometer.

Lin Can said to her, why did you laugh in the front and even funnier in the back, but you didn't laugh anymore.

Xiao Mengjie said that Zhang Yihao can only play this kind of clown, and it's boring to watch too much.

Lin Can smiled, oh, that's because your retention period is too short.

Zhang Yihao finally finished acting, he pressed on Jia Hongqi, made a horseback ride, and shouted in his mouth, make you ugly, make you ugly.

The curtain call, and the audience whistled again, and there were shouts, and the camera clicked. Jia Hongqi is like a real star, waving his stubby fat hand. Xiao Mengjie's face was expressionless, Zhang Yihao was dejected, and pretended to laugh on stage that was more ugly than crying.

After the pre-dinner performance, when it was time for lunch, the chef pushed a cart and carried the delicious meals to each table. Lin Can and Xiao Mengjie were sitting together, and there were a few classmates, who were about to eat, Zhang Yihao sat down shyly, there was no spare seat, he forced a stool and sat in.

Those classmates interviewed him in unison, and he said, class leader, your show today is really exciting, did you arrange it yourself?

Zhang Yihao laughed and said, yes, I stayed up until the early hours of the morning.

The classmate said, wow, class leader, you have the potential to be a comedian.

Zhang Yihao waved his hand and said proudly, where, where.

Xiao Mengjie suddenly opened her mouth and said, Okay, I'm done listening, you can go to another table quickly.

Everyone looked at Goddess Xiao in surprise.

Zhang Yihao laughed more ugly than crying, and said, why.

Xiao Mengjie said domineeringly, I can't eat if you are here.