A month later, at 8 p.m., Xinjiang Garden Building 2 704. Fang Tianbao and Ma Sisi shared a house.

"Knock knock knock......" knocked on the door three times.

"Sister Daiyu, it's time to eat......" When Fang Tianbao spoke, he also grabbed a piece of chicken chop in his hand. He had an apron around his waist, and a pair of Angry Birds slippers, which Ma Sisi had bought for him with mercy last time.

With a "support", Ma Sisi held a copy of "The Story of the Bible" in his hand and opened the door. Her close-fitting athletic shorts reveal a pair of fair and straight legs. Inside the tight black V-neck T-shirt, there was a touch of white undulations, which made Fang Tianbao's heart feel like a deer.

"Fang Tianbao, now, I officially warn you of three points." As he spoke, Ma Sisi used the "Bible Story" to baptize Fang Tianbao's head twice.

"Three points? But I didn't see it at all! ”

"You ......" Ma Sisi hurriedly covered his chest with his hands. She wanted to give Fang Tianbao a kick to "break the opening of the Heavenly Gate of Chujiang", who expected, Fang Tianbao's recent dodging skills have grown more and more. After avoiding Ma Sisi's "crotch feet", Fang Tianbao took a bite and swallowed the fried chicken chop in his hand. He even licked his fingers in disgust.

"First, you can't call me Daiyu anymore. You speak Mandarin, and you don't speak well, and my sister always thought that she would ask me to bring fish. Besides, sister, am I so weak that I can't help it? ”

"Don't be a sister or sister, Master Lu said it, although we were born in the same year, the same month and the same day. But, by all accounts, I was also born two hours and ten minutes earlier than you. So, you shouldn't always think of yourself as a sister. ”

"It's two hours and ten minutes. Why don't you just say, two hundred and fifty minutes? As soon as Ma Sisi said this, Fang Tianbao really had nothing to say. After all, two hours and ten minutes equals "two hundred and fifty minutes". Fang Tianbao knew that she was scolding herself for being "two hundred and five" by changing her tricks.

"Actually, everyone calls you Sister Daiyu, and it's not entirely because you love to cry lately......"

"Hmph, you love to cry all the time!" Ma Sisi pushed Fang Tianbao, sat down, and took a big gulp.

After Uncle Gao Ling died, everyone followed his last wish and scattered his ashes in the Yangtze River. Because of the loss of his fatherly master, Ma Sisi has always washed his face with tears during this time. Therefore, everyone calls him "Sister Daiyu" in private.

In just this month, the two large packs of tissues that Fang Tianbao bought home were all used up by Ma Sisi. Anyway, in that big bag of tissues, there are also twelve large rolls. When Ma Sisi cried bitterly, in addition to tears, he couldn't tolerate any sound from others.

One night, Fang Tianbao sat in his smallest room facing north and played games. As a result, the sound of the stereo gets a little louder. Unexpectedly, Ma Sisi ran out directly, and even the network cable was pulled off for him. You must know that Fang Tianbao was at that time, just the last second, he could get a priceless game equipment. This is the treasure that is about to arrive, and as a result, Ma Sisi pulled out the network cable, and it was all gone.

Well, that can't be helped. The little girl loses the person who loves her the most in the world, and occasionally has a little temper, she should also have a little temper. However, that night, Fang Tianbao was too tired because he was busy with the hotel during the day. So, when he slept, he slept relatively soundly. At two o'clock in the evening, suddenly, only a loud "......" sound was heard, and Ma Sisi actually pulled the door of his room open.

"Ah, ...... earthquake?" Fang Tianbao slept in a daze, he sat up in a daze, not knowing what was going on.

"Earthquake earthquake, earth your sister's head. Can you, don't snore when you sleep, it's noisy...... Ah......h After pulling it up, Ma Sisi casually glanced at Fang Tianbao's underside. Then, she casually gave a resounding slap in the face.

"Slap ......" slap, Ma Sisi riveted enough strength, and directly swollen half of Fang Tianbao's face. After slapping Fang Tianbao's face, Ma Sisi covered his flushed face and immediately ran back to his room.

"Ma Sisi, you're fucking sick...... Fang Tianbao was originally sleeping in a daze, but he actually made people kick the door. It doesn't matter if he kicks the door, he even has people pull their ears with their hands and pull them up stiffly. It doesn't matter if it's pulled, he even made people slap it hard.

Everything, Fang Tianbao didn't react to what was going on at all, Ma Sisi covered his face and slipped away.

"Damn, what the hell did Lao Tzu do wrong?" Fang Tianbao closed the door tightly at Ma Sisi, and the lion roared. After yelling, he stayed for a full ten seconds before Fang Tianbao realized what he had done wrong.

This time, he was wrong in "two ways".

First of all, he should not sleep snoring. It's okay to snore, but not too loudly. His snoring was as loud as the little lion of the "Rising Star Antivirus" a hundred times. Recently, Ma Sisi has always suffered from insomnia because of the death of his master. "Ruixing Antivirus" on his side, and Ma Sisi can't sleep even more. Secondly, he should not sleep when sleeping naked. That's right, that night, Fang Tianbao did sleep naked.

It's okay to sleep naked, but when Ma Sisi pulls his ears with his hands, he shouldn't stand up straight from the bed.

But but, can you control the snoring? But but, the weather has been humid recently, Fang Tianbao really washed his shorts, and the shorts didn't dry, what should I do? Besides, sleeping naked by yourself is also a closed door. If she hadn't kicked in the door, would she have been able to see things she shouldn't have seen?

That night, Fang Tianbao's face was innocent, his face was painful, and he wanted to cry without tears. Until the next day, when the Ninth Master asked what was going on with the redness and swelling on his face, he couldn't explain it clearly for a while. So, everyone firmly believed that Brother Bao must have done something wrong to Ma Sisi. For example, peeking at Ma Sisi taking a bath. For example, peeking at Ma Sisi sleeping. No one would have thought that Fang Tianbao was the one who was really peeked at, the innocent victims.

However, Seon is not blessed. After beating Fang Tianbao, Ma Sisi may also feel that he has indeed gone a little too far. So, four days later, Fang Tianbao received a mysterious package. When I opened it, it turned out to be five pairs of "three guns" brand small underwear.

Don't think about it, those five "three guns" must have been bought by Ma Sisi for him on the Internet. Because, only Ma Sisi knows that the weather has been humid recently, and Fang Tianbao's underwear is not enough. Regarding the receipt of the package, Fang Tianbao knew that Ma Sisi would not admit it if he was killed. So, when she went home, Fang Tianbao deliberately left a small note on her door. - "Thank you Daiyu, the size is just right, Brother Bao likes it very much!" ”

Within three minutes, Ma Sisi quietly posted a note at the door of his room. On the note, a "turtle" was drawn. It means that scolding him Fang Tianbao is a turtle king bastard. Then, Fang Tianbao didn't tear off the "turtle" directly. Instead, he secretly put a mosaic on the turtle's head with a red marker. The turtle's head was marked with a mosaic, and a blind person could guess what Fang Tianbao meant.

At that moment, after Ma Sisi saw Fang Tianbao's masterpiece, his whole person was blown up.

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