I was standing in the hallway of the yoga studio.

The evil laughter that still echoed in his ears was like a silver bell.

At this point, I swore that if God gave me another chance, I would turn around and say to the two girls, "Insult me!" Feel free to come! You're welcome!"

If......

It is necessary to make a provision on the scale of indecent assault. Well, I hope it is – unlimited......

After all, I still don't have the courage to face these two honest girl bodies.

I was born in a ravine and received a very feudal education. I am pure, I am like a blank sheet of paper, undefiled......

"Cut! The world is declining, and these two female hooligans are too unusual. I said to myself, righteous, shook the loose yoga clothes, looked in the direction of the classroom, took four steps, and leisurely pushed the door in.

I'm the only one in the classroom.

The ethereal music echoes in the ears, the nose smells the expensive sandalwood, and as far as the eye can see, every object placed here exudes a Zen flavor and a leisurely faint ancient charm.

To be honest, I actually love this kind of place in my bones. There is no way, family tradition of traditional Chinese medicine, although people are young, they can be old and nostalgic.

I saw that the pair of evil maidens were still fine, so I simply sat on the floor according to the memory in my mind, crossed my legs, and crossed my legs to form a very standard Fallen Lotus seat...... One. Root. Read. Novel xstxt Some classmates will say at this time, brother, have you practiced? The lotus seat is so easy to place?

Actually, classmate, I'm really not talking nonsense.

When I was a child, this body bone was tortured by my father's bone loosening surgery, and the bone and joint space was larger than that of any ordinary person, and the ligaments were also stretched. So, this seemingly difficult posture is a piece of cake for me!

I sit down, close my eyes, heaven, earth and man are one, my eyes look at my nose, my nose looks at my mouth, and my mouth looks at my heart.

Gradually......

I fell asleep.

This day was too toss-up, driving again, and dog planing in the lake, which just made people rude.

My small body is extremely tired.

Not long after I sat down, I fell asleep in a standard yoga position with a happy little snort.

In the haze, I had another terrible dream.

It's still a spaceship, it's still an alien, it's still drilling into my nose.

I was about to raise my hand to fight when I suddenly realized that it was supposed to be a dream.

I forced my eyes open.

In my sight, Xiao Qizheng was smiling, taking a lock of hair and gently teasing my nose.

I grinned and was about to pounce on the tiger and communicate with Xiao Qi on the floor for 'sleeping skills'. Suddenly, I felt my scalp tingle.

Looking up, a pair of cold sword-like gazes slashed straight at me.

Yu Linglin!

The Yoga Queen, who has a powerful aura, is staring at me fiercely with a pair of eyes that can kill Ultraman.

I was slightly stunned, and my heart said that is so? Wasn't I just being insulted by you? Don't do that to me.

Yu Linglin hugged her arms and snorted coldly: "Hmph! The posture was decent, and I thought I had met a yoga genius. But I didn't expect you to ...... You're asleep. Hum! Your actions are a humiliation to this classroom. ”

I sneered, got up, folded my arms, and looked disdainfully.

"What? Do you yoga not allow people to sleep? As far as I know, it seems that the top yoga masters of the Three Kingdoms are all geniuses who sleep, okay? Besides, people can sleep for ten days and half a month without eating or drinking, how much sleep can I sleep for a while? I can't be called a master, a half-step master, there should always be. ”

Yu Linglin's face turned pale: "You...... You're at a loss for words! You...... You are vexatious! ”

My brain CPU thread is fully open: "How can I be unreasonable, how can I be unreasonable, you are the first to be unreasonable, it is you who are unreasonable first." ”

Yu Linglin did not speak.

At this time, I saw the toes of her feet slam into the ground, and her fingers clenched into fists, making a slight horn sound.

An inexplicable wind swept through the classroom.

Sou......

After a whirlwind, he disappeared without a trace.

Xiao Qipan sat on the floor with two long legs, looking at me for a while, and Yu Linglin for a while. The demeanor is innocent, heartless, look there, I wish we were fighting.

Yu Linglin suddenly raised his head hahaha! burst out with a string of laughter that did not lose to Aunt Lan.

I was a little furious by her laughter, and I suddenly felt a sense of foreboding in my heart.

Yu Linglin smiled and stared at me coldly: "Very good!" It's powerful! Please sit back and watch! ”

I don't know why the flames of war were ignited and why they were suddenly extinguished.

I sat down nervously.

I still fall to the lotus seat, dignified, and look like a monk with wine, meat, and flowers.

Yu Linglin began to instruct Xiao Qi to start with meditation and review the previous lessons.

Xiao Qi is very serious, his movements are standard, and his posture is beautiful.

I looked at it for a while, thinking that the yoga clothes were too conservative and had no bright spots, so I closed my eyes slightly, ready to perform the top yoga sleep secret method again.

Just when I was about to become one with heaven and man, I suddenly heard Yu Linglin say, "Seven, it just so happens that you have brought someone today, and I am about to teach you yoga for two." If you learn, you can practice with Aunt Lan when you go back, it will be good for her to lose weight. ”

When I heard this, I sneered in my heart and said secretly: "You let Aunt Lan practice yoga, ahahaha!" You just let the old sow learn to be a tree, ahahaha!"

Suddenly, I didn't feel right.

Bring someone? Yoga for couples? Impart......?

Oh sell pastry patches! This little empress is not going to use me as a living teaching aid, a living target, a **test subject, to perform her yoga destroying magic.

My heart pounded.

When I looked up, I peeked and saw Yu Linglin and Xiao Qizheng turning their heads together, with a kind of "Are you ready?" He looked at me.

I pretended to be fine, stood up, put my hands behind my back, and looked at the abstract paintings hanging on the wall.

Yu Linglin: "That ......" She wanted to call my name, but she didn't seem to know yet. asked Xiao Qi: "Seven, what is his name?" ”

Xiao Qi is innocent: "Ji, Bai, Da!"

"Ah, rascal!" Yu Linglin drank. But as if he wanted to understand something, he shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Hey, this name ...... The name...... Domineering. ”

I turned my head with a black face, and I was about to have a seizure.

Yu Linglin is colorful: "Ji ...... That one...... Ji Bai, oh no, Ji Da...... No way! What's your name? ”

I darkened my face: "If you call me Xiao Ji or Brother Ji, or Doctor Ji, I won't object." ”

"Okay!" Yu Linglin adjusted his state: "Doctor Ji, I hope you can come and cooperate with me to demonstrate double yoga for Xiao Qi to observe." ”

I replied, "Is there no one in the yoga studio?" ”

Yu Linglin: "They're all busy. ”

I replied, "I won't." ”

Yu Linglin contemptuously: "Aren't you a half-step junior master?" ”

I was about to go back again, when suddenly Xiao Qi raised two little paws and put them on his chest, pitiful, staring at a pair of innocent and super cute big eyes, looking at me motionlessly.

Alas! That's it! Willing to cut it all! Just for the sake of a smile! Today, Ji someone is out of the way!

I shook my yoga clothes, restrained my momentum, smiled, and made a gesture to Yu Linglin.

Yu Linglin remained silent, looked up slightly, and replied to one, you come.

I went.

Yu Linglin smiled, folded his hands in front of his chest, and bent down to give me a gentle salute.

I return the favor in the same way.

Yu Linglin's eyes were slightly cunning.

"Today we are formally learning duo yoga, duo yoga, two people need to reach a high degree of cooperation to perform, below, we start the first form of 'baby pose' learning."

Baby pose? I wondered.

"Doctor Ji, please turn your back to me, face south, put your knees together, land on your knees, and raise your hands high." Yu Linglin walked over and reached out to help me adjust my posture.

I did as she said, and look!

Uncle, isn't this a surrender ceremony of kneeling and raising your hands? Your uncle is a little niece and daughter, and you don't have such a play.

I was about to have a seizure.

Suddenly, I felt someone move in my back, and then Yu Linglin knelt down with her back to me, and pressed the instep of her two feet against the center of my foot.

Suddenly my heart fluttered.

Sensitive feet......

Feel the thin, tender skin on the back of the other person's feet, a trace of delicate body temperature, and a wisp of elegant soft fragrance.

I rippled more and more.

Suddenly, just as I was about to swing to evil.

My raised hands were grabbed by Yu Linglin from behind, and after the little queen squeezed my hands fiercely, her two feet also pressed hard.

My back pressed against hers, and in an instant she pulled my hands in front of hers.

My waist is bent backwards.

Can I tell my waist is soft? Can I say that my dad's bone loosening technique tortured my small waist almost as soft as a gymnast?

I smiled, without any difficulty, and fell on Yu Linglin's back.