On Monday, Li Lan sat in the center of the classroom in the second (3rd) class of high school, and saw Nanke running to school listlessly, sitting by the window seat in a row away from her, and she couldn't tell what it was like.

According to the information that Li Lan had, Nan Ke had renovated his family's old mansion in the east of the city into a general headquarters like a bunker, and his two ring spirits, Qian Xue and Xia Chi, had basically stayed in the old mansion for the past few days to carry out detailed decoration with Nanhua Dragon and Orangutan King, and it seemed that they were still buying and ordering furniture.

"If you don't take the ring spirit with you, thinking that you can protect yourself by retaining fifty percent of the authorization, should you say that you are stupid or arrogant?"

"Hmph, a lowly human like you, I really don't know why Bifrons and the Demon King Baal value you so much...... Obviously, I crushed you like a worm, and I even wanted me to take winning you over as my first priority!? Just spying on you is already annoying to me! ”

Li Lan didn't control her emotions a little, and suddenly crumpled the mechanical pencil in her hand in half.

"Squad leader, use mine! Use my pencil! ”

"Fuck off! I've been waiting for a week for Lan to have a problem with her pencil! ”

"Cut, your pencils are definitely not suitable for girls, and you are so disgusting, since you are planning to lend Ah Lan's pencils, you have already touched and licked them, right? My pencil still hasn't been opened! ”

"Fuck off! Do you want to get beaten! Why do I have to touch and lick the pencil I lent to Lan? It's not the pencil that Lan lent me......"

Li Lan was sitting in front of her, left and right with boys, and they fought almost in class in order to compete for the power to lend Li Lan pencils.

"Don't bark in my ear! The air you're exhaling is spurting in, it's disgusting! ”

Li Lan, who was in an irritable mood, scolded these boys who tried to flatter without appreciation.

These boys have long regarded themselves as loyal dogs (known as the "Four Famous Dogs"), and they are not ashamed but proud of being reprimanded, and Nanke feels that they are almost squatting on the floor around Li Lan, sticking out their tongues and sticking out their paws.

In the eyes of the four famous dogs, whether Li Lan is angry or angry, cheeky or laughing, she is as cute as the heroine of an idol drama, and whenever Li Lan's long black hair flowing down from her shoulders moves with the wind, their little hearts and livers tremble uncontrollably.

Most of the boys in the second (3rd) class of high school basically have this virtue.

Nanker is not.

Nanke admits that just by looking at her appearance, Li Lan is the only beautiful girl she has seen in the world, and it is false to say that he is not tempted at all.

However, from the day Li Lan first transferred to the school, Nanke suspected that Li Lan was a spy sent by the enemy, even if the purpose was not to poison himself, but to open the doomsday seal and wreak havoc in the school.

Even if Nanke hadn't found any evidence to prove that Li Lan was a spy for more than a week, it was impossible for him to like Li Lan anyway because of his preconceived ideas.

Not to mention that Li Lan does not have the shyness that a 14 or 5-year-old girl should have, she is sharp, and she took away Wang Xueman's position as the squad leader as soon as she came up, and she is still pointed at behind her back by the girls who support Wang Xueman.

And unlike other male classmates who have sperm worms in the brain, Nanke has something different to worry about.

The clues to find the missing parents have finally been half-pointed, but at best, they only know the true identity of the father, and know that the seven □□ mentioned in the mother's letter do not refer to the seven dragon balls.

The exorcist's son sounds a little more fashionable than the archaeologist's son, but since his father is the inspector of the Exorcist's Asian branch, and it sounds like a high-level cadre at least one level of the "Seven Martial Seas", why is there no one to look for his father after he disappeared, and he doesn't even notify his family?

Or did you actually notify your grandfather? Grandpa hid the news from me like burning my mother's letters? Grandpa is also supposed to be the heir to Solomon's blood, but Grandpa doesn't seem to be an exorcist, at least he hasn't seen Grandpa go to "go out for archaeology" with Dad.

There are countless mysteries for Nanke to solve, and he has only solved the problem of financing the purchase of new furniture for the old mansion so far.

In order to buy furniture that would not be disliked by Qianxue, and in order to put the old mansion into use as the general headquarters as soon as possible, Nanke had no choice but to borrow usury from Sima Ling.

"Xiao Nan, it stands to reason that you are serious about decorating the old mansion in the east of the city, and I, as my sister, should vigorously assist you...... But who told you to call me 'Sima' and 'Sima' every day? Calling me 'Sister Ling' seems to drop a piece of meat, that is, when I was almost beaten to death by Gu Kangming, you had a little conscience and admitted that I was your sister...... Anyway, you can get this bank card back, but it's a loan shark! ”

"Huh? How is interest calculated, you ask? Interest is your dignity! Before you pay back the money, you have to add the word 'sister' every time you see me! Once if you dare not add me, you will play your brain! ”

In any case, with Sima Ling's assistance, the detailed decoration of the old mansion in the east of the city should be more upscale, and Qianxue, a little girl, is also very good at pleasing Sima Ling, a "sister", and Sima Ling was so fooled that she directly recognized Qianxue as her godsister. Nan Ke thought about it, he knew that he would not come forward, and let Qianxue go directly to Sima Ling, if he didn't need to borrow usury at all.

After getting the aid funds from her godsister Sima Ling, Qianxue served as the chief designer of the detailed decoration of the basement, and it seems that she bought a very expensive Burmese teak floor as soon as she made a move.

From the perspective of the sixth uncle's (pit man) contractor, teak is the only wood that can experience seawater erosion and sun exposure without bending and cracking, and it is insect-proof, moisture-proof, corrosion-resistant, and has a natural mellow fragrance, which has always been the world's preferred material for luxury palaces, high-end villas, luxury cruise ships, high-end yachts, and luxury car interiors.

I'll wipe it, Qianxue, are you going to decorate our basement into an underground palace! I heard that the tiles you bought are also of the same grade as Burmese teak, so you really don't take your godsister's money as money!

Qianxue has her own unique explanation for this:

"Burmese teak is also known as 'blood tree', laying this kind of floor in the basement can not only reduce future maintenance costs, but also have a good spell bonus effect on the blood enchantment, this money can't be saved."

Nanke was skeptical, and he asked at the time: "The tiles of more than 2,000 yuan per square meter laid in the bathroom and kitchen also have a bonus effect on the blood enchantment?" ”

Qianxue replied without changing her color: "Not really, but I like the color of this tile." ”

Seeing that the basement that was once only painted with white walls became more and more like a royal palace, Nanke calculated in his heart that the expenses were doubling every day, and felt that if he continued like this, if he wanted to repay Sima Ling's loan shark, he had to go to Africa with his sixth uncle to steal gold bars......

Frustrated, Nank tries to cheat in his language class, using Solomon's Key and Equivalent Exchange to paralyze his lower limbs, intending to raise his intelligence to a higher level so that he can write the proposition "One Hundred Literary Works That Influenced Me" without much effort.

As a result, intelligence is not arm strength, it is not a very clear and intuitive concept, and after Nanke uses the equivalent exchange, it seems that he does not turn himself into an honor student who is good at writing essays, but rather only expands his brain, so that he is always in a state of euphoria similar to that of a manic psycho.

So in the end, this essay was written by Nanke as a spoof of brain holes, not to mention the various piercing and chiseling in it, just the "literary and artistic works" he listed, almost made the teacher Xie Ding, who taught Chinese, angry to death.

"One Hundred Literary and Artistic Works That Influenced Nanke" includes:

Harry Potter and the Phoenix Saga

"Lu Zhishen Crusoe"

"The Reproduction of Durala"

Starbucks Little Demon Fairy

Cupid: The Battle of Sterility

"Electric Mule Horror"

"Tomb Robbery Space"

Twilight City Management

"Tiannong Eight Parts"

Sponge Babies

……

At the end of the essay, there are also these words:

"Although the Japanese movie "Loyal Dog Hong Qigong" is touching, Lu Shuren's literary works are more thought-provoking, such as "The Story of the Crazy Japanese" is very in-depth, Lu Shuren wrote this novel, and many people ...... during his study in Japan."

Teacher Xie Ding, who took three fast-acting heart-saving pills to relieve himself, was very angry and ordered Nanke to recite his composition in class, and Nanke, who had recovered his "normal intelligence", read this composition, feeling really ashamed, and his friend Sun Xiaogui was so laughing that he lay on the table and gasped.

"Nank is getting more and more outrageous, he hasn't been so nasty before......"

The girls sitting in front of and behind Wang Xueman whispered.

"Anyway, Nanke hasn't let Lord Desertion send him to school recently, is Lady Desertion really called Deserted Night? Could it be that the name was also made up by Nank? ”

Listening to Nanke read this spoof essay in a broken tone is tantamount to a kind of mental and ** double torture for Li Lan.

She is familiar with the culture of human society, so she understands why everyone is amused by Nanke, but she looks down on this kind of low-level humor that is unrestrained and has no connotation, and she forcibly prevents herself from being laughed at by Nanke, which makes her expression very funny, as if someone has stuffed a piece of rice cake in her mouth and can't swallow it.

At the same time, Li Lan thinks that Nanke completely belongs to the "teasing" among humans, and as the secret weapon of the World Destroying Sect, as the existence of the first generation of demon gods in combat power, she actually has to mix with this kind of teasing every day, and try to get close to him, which is simply insulting her "magic grid".

On the other side, Nanker blushed and read his essay thickly, and was finally able to sit back in his chair.

"No way, this is to familiarize yourself with the use of Solomon's Key, the price you have to pay in order to become stronger, losing some face is nothing, it's better than losing your life one day because you are not familiar with the engraving one day."

Nanke comforted himself like this at the end of class.

At the very least, he was now able to paralyze his limbs very skillfully.