Chapter 186 Signature Activity

In the past, this Liu Xian felt that he was strange enough, but at this moment, he completely understood that sentence - there are people outside the people, and there are mountains outside the mountains.

Compared to this buddy, he is simply weak.

"Dude, what do you mean, we don't have to discuss?" Liu Xian smiled and asked at the thief.

"Talk about it!"

"No, what are you looking for? This valuable thing should be on the bedside table and dressing table, why are you still rummaging through the wardrobe? Liu Busy was puzzled, anyway, it wouldn't be interesting, just to tease this tease.

The guy smiled coldly, and there was a weird smile in his eyes, "Stealing money, that's done by shameless people." I've always treated money like dung! ”

Damn, what's wrong with these years, there are still thieves who treat money like dung?

Liu Xian is completely eye-opening.

At this moment, the thief's eyes suddenly turned green, and then, as if he had found a heavy treasure, he stretched out his salty pig hand and touched the depths of the wardrobe.

Following his hand, Liu Xian happened to see the underwear that Chen Chen was wearing.

I'm grass, so this is a perverted underwear thief?

Regarding this kind of perverted character, Liu Xian had only seen the corresponding posts on the Internet before, but he never thought that there was really such a pervert.

Without saying a word, Liu hurriedly flew out with one foot and kicked the pervert out of the air.

The body of the psychopath maniac rolled directly into the living room like a ball, and finally hit the wall and stopped.

The pervert kept calling his father and mother, and he felt like he was going to die.

"You-you-don't follow the rules!" After holding it out of his mouth for a long time, this pervert held back such a sentence.

Obey the rules?

Liu hurriedly chuckled, and then struck again. To deal with this kind of perversion, Liu Busy has a trick.

Ten seconds later, the psychopath's hands were no longer moving, and his whole body was itching like ants devouring his heart.

This pervert's greatest wish now is that his hand can move, and then grasp it hard, but he can't do it......

Ahh......h

Itchy, itchy......

Liu was busy sitting on the sofa, watching this pervert rolling on the ground and howling, and then through 360 backup, he retrieved his mobile phone address book, and then called the police flower Xue Qianqian.

Xue Qianqian has not been idle in the past two days. Because, the masses frequently reported that their underwear was put on the outside and disappeared one after another.

Even the underwear that was kept in the closet of the room mysteriously disappeared every now and then.

In response to this situation, Xue Qianqian wore casual clothes, and once she was idle, she kept wandering around the accident-prone community, hoping to find the suspect.

Until now, she has been shopping for a long time, but she still has nothing to gain.

Alas, it seems that again......

Shaking her head, this Xue Qianqian was about to go back when the phone rang.

How is he?

Xue Qianqian blinked, and then pressed the connect button.

"If you have something to say, hang up the phone if you have nothing to do." Xue Qianqian said coldly.

Liu Busy on the other end of the phone heard this, and immediately became a little angry, "You are so ruthless, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu last time, you would have been able to make meritorious contributions on TV?" Damn, they all say that the drama is ruthless, the bitch is meaningless, and your girl is now all ......"

Liu Xian's mouth naturally couldn't be idle, although Xue Qianqian was scolded, but Liu Xianqian was right, if it weren't for him, he couldn't have made so many contributions in such a short time?

"I still have something to do, you have something to say quickly."

Seeing that Xue Qianqian's tone had changed slightly, Liu Xian chuckled and said, "The master is in a happy mood today, as long as you give the master a smile, then the master will let you make a second contribution." ”

"Are you having a convulsion?"

"You're just having a convulsion." Liu Xian saw that the tone of the police flower became cold again, and suddenly the anger came up again, "Smoke the wind for a lifetime!" ”

The two of you scolded me for half an hour, and Liu Busy cut to the point, saying that he caught a pervert who didn't steal money and stole women's underwear.

Originally, Liu Xian thought that as soon as her words came out, Xue Qianqian would say that she was the pervert, but she never expected that she would laugh out loud, and said that she would arrive in five minutes, a helpless look?

Could it be that her underwear was also stolen?

I have to say that Liu Busy's thinking has exceeded the level of earthlings.

As Xue Qianqian said, in less than five minutes, this Xue Qianqian appeared.

"When did you lose it? What color? Liu Xian asked directly.

Xue Qianqian blinked, and then thought of something, "You-rascal!" ”

"Thank you for finally remembering my name." Liu Xian said proudly.

"What about people?"

"Well, isn't that rolling on the ground, don't you see it?" Liu hurriedly pointed to the floor.

"Where?" Xue Qianqian sneered.

Liu hurriedly turned his head, and couldn't help but be stunned, damn it, what about the pervert, could it be said that the air has evaporated?

However, three seconds later, Liu Xian found the perverted maniac.

It turned out that the pervert rolled directly under the sofa in the process of rolling, and then suddenly raised his head and fainted.

Liu was busy without saying a word, and got up after kicking the fainting pervert.

As soon as the pervert woke up, he began to scream and tickle incessantly.

Seeing this scene, Xue Qianqian hurriedly took two steps back, "He won't have any strange illness, right?" ”

"No, if there is, it's also mentally ill!"

"Psychosis? That—it's not my business! Looking at Xue Qianqian's appearance, a posture that wants to flash people. Immediately, Liu Xian cured the itch of the perverted maniac.

After the body stopped itching, this pervert began to confess honestly.

Liu Xian and Xue Qianqian both heard a very alternative story.

This pervert grew up with his mother, because the family was poor, this mother lived by picking up rags all the year round, and every time he picked up those clothes that others had lost, his mother would take them home, sew and mend them, and then they would use them.

The most impressive thing about the psychopathic is that the winter was very cold that year, he was twelve years old, and his mother made him a special dress, which he will never forget in his life.

That is a combination of a woman's bra and underwear, and then his mother died, and he took an evil path, which became more and more unhealthy in his heart.

In the end, it became what it is now. Entering the house, not for money, not for gold, only for underwear.

Hearing the experience of this underwear thief, both of them sweated wildly. It seems that there must be pity for those who are hateful.

"What do you want me to do?" Liu Xian saw Xue Qianqian's very strange eyes, and said coldly.

"Because you're good-you're vomiting!" Xue Qianqian said coldly.

Liu Xian was anxious when he heard this, "It seems that you look like you want to eat up all the vomit again." ”

"You ......"

"What are you? Didn't your mother teach you? You can't just point to your breasts when talking to people, especially men's breasts! Liu Xian deliberately straightened his chest.

This Xue Qianqian was angry and angry, and took away the perverted underwear thief.

However, looking at Xue Qianqian's departing back, this Liu hurriedly muttered to himself,

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and this police flower's breasts are fuller!"

Liu Xian was about to take over the room when the phone rang.

It's a strange word.

"Is that you? Is that you? On the other end of the phone, Liu was busy with a stick, "It's your uncle!" ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then Lang Lang laughed, "It's me, Xiao Decai!" ”

"I'll go, who else do I think, Xiao Lao, what's wrong? Is there a problem with the relationship again? Liu hurriedly chuckled.

Xiao Decai snorted coldly, "You-can't be a little serious." My feelings--how could there be? ”

"What, the little sun is from you."

Xiao Decai went straight to the point.

"What little sun? I-don't know! Liu Xian's tone was extremely fierce.

"I don't know, I don't know......," Xiao Decai laughed, "The old man has been practicing medicine all his life, and he has never seen a weird person like you." You were the one who cured the plague, but you have to give me the credit. Now it's clear that you took action to save the lives of those children. I didn't even admit it, I said, what do you want to make trouble? ”

Xiao Decai directly threw out the doubts in his heart.

"Is there anything else? If it's okay, I'm hanging! Liu Busy said indignantly.

"Wait. Someone wants to talk to you. ”

"Who? Is my time valuable? ”

"Do you have time now?" Then a woman's voice came faintly.

"Oh, who am I supposed to be? It turned out to be smoke, what's wrong? Of course I'm - I'm very busy and don't have time. As soon as Liu Busy's tone changed, he would say such a thing.

Listening to the first half of Liu Xian's words, Xiao Yan'er was very excited, but she never expected that this product would turn around and come to a earth-shaking turn - there was no time!

"Y-when are you going to have time?" Xiao Yan'er held back the anger in her heart.

"What are you doing?" Liu Xian was stunned and said, "Could it be that you have irregular menstruation and want to find me to recuperate?" ”

"You just don't have menstruation? To tell you, I'm having no problem with my period, it's fine! Xiao Yan'er's voice was very loud, and it was conceivable that she was really hot.

However, she was at the door of the conference room at this time, and there were many people in the corridor. Hearing such sharp words, they cast strange glances one after another.

Sharp, really sharp!

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one wave is more than a wave.

……

Liu Xian was about to say a few more words, but found that the phone had hung up.

Just when he was about to speak rudely, he found that there was suddenly another person next to him.

It's Chen Chen!

At this time, Chen Chen's gaze was like a knife, and he was slashing at Liu Xian one by one. Liu Xian suddenly felt a killing intent. What's wrong with this woman? Could it be that you are angry outside?

"Hey, what's wrong with you? What is the situation to tell me, the sky is down, and I will bear it. "Liu is busy with a look that is definitely better than a good man.

Chen Chen pinched his waist with both hands and shouted at the top of his voice, "You pervert, why are you touching my underwear?" ”

When Liu hurriedly heard this, he looked at the messy wardrobe, and immediately began to explain.

So, he told the previous story of the strange pervert without a word.

The more Chen listened to it, the more annoyed he became, and said word by word, "Do you think I will believe it?" ”

"Chen Chen, what I said is true......" Liu Xian then told the previous story again.

"Okay, explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!" Chen Chen's tone was extremely fast, and after glaring at Liu Busy fiercely, he went to the bathroom.

Damn, I've really been moldy for eight lifetimes today.

Chen Chen came out of the bathroom and saw that Liu was busy and went back to his room directly, but he didn't clean up for himself. Suddenly the anger was even stronger.

Without saying a word, he kicked Liu Busy's door open.

However, the next scene I saw was extremely terrifying.

This Liu Xian was actually sniffing his underwear.

"What, don't get me wrong, I want to smell it, see if that panties should be washed......"

The more Liu Xian explained, the more Chen Chen felt that he was a pervert. It's just a matter of rummaging through a woman's underwear, which can be regarded as a hunting psychology, but Nima actually smells her underwear, isn't this a perversion?

Liu Xian has now found out that he has simply offended Da Luo Jinxian, why is this so unlucky.

At this point, though, his phone rang again.

Liu Xian didn't say a word, and took it right away.

"Okay, I'm just going to drink, I'll see you at the bar in a moment!" Liu hurriedly hung up the phone and left in a gloomy manner.

Hi Hall Bar!

Hu Gao and Liu Busy face to face, you and I are all like not drunk generals.

Sister Le, who was watching on the side, kept shaking her head and smiling bitterly.

Every time the two of them finished drinking a glass, she would fill it very well.

"Good, good amount of wine!" Hu Gao drank the wine in the cup again, and then said very heartily, "Today is so refreshing!" ”

"It's a tragedy today!" Liu hurriedly drank the wine in the cup, and then told his tragedy.

Hearing the end, Sister Le was already laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, this is simply a joke, oh no, it's ten times more bizarre than a joke!

"Come, I propose, for the sake of this tragedy of Liu Busy, let's have three more drinks!"

So, the three of them didn't say a word, and drank three glasses in a row.

"Hu Gao, what are you doing today? Isn't it enjoyable? Liu hurriedly blinked his eyes and said sarcastically.

Hu Gao didn't care what the people around him thought, he drank another glass of wine and said, "It's much cooler than that, you know, today, just now, "Fantasy World" is on the bestseller list!" ”

"Damn, that's good news." Liu Xian also suddenly became excited.

"Come, I respect you." Hu Gao raised his wine glass and said to Liu Hurriedly, "At the beginning, if it weren't for you, how could I have found Maxima." ”

Hu Gao said this from the bottom of his heart.

"In that case, you dry this bottle, I'm free, how about it?" Liu hurriedly put a bottle of foreign wine in front of Hu Gao, and then stared at Hu Gao with a pair of eyes, constantly playing with the glass of wine in his hand.

Hu Gao swallowed and foamed, and secretly scolded in his heart that this pit was actually a pit for Lao Tzu, if he would dry a bottle as soon as he came up, Hu Gao would not be afraid.

But now that I've drunk it to this extent, and another bottle of drying, it's just—

"Can you still drink it?" Sister Le put down the wine glass in her hand, although her tone was flat, but it made people unable to tell whether she was happy or worried.

In addition, Liu Busy on the side directly said that he wanted to go to the toilet, and Hu Gaoer didn't say a word, but began to drink.

It's just that after drinking that bottle, it went straight down to 3,000 feet.

Although Hu Gao looked a little drunk, he spoke very methodically.

"I'm going to give Su Ruilin a book signing event in Zhangshi in a serious way......"

The more Hu Gao spoke, the more excited he became, and even said that he wanted to become the No. 1 bookseller in China and thoroughly develop this animation market......

However, Liu Busy didn't care about all this at all, he thought this thing was talking nonsense.

However, what Liu Xian never expected was that that that night, this Su Ruilin called him.

"Ruilin, what's wrong?" Liu Xian's tone was very gentle.

"There's a book signing event this weekend, do you have time?" Su Ruilin said very sincerely.

"Book signing? Weekend? Liu Xian couldn't help but think of Hu Gao's drunken words.

"What, what's wrong with you?" Su Ruilin's tone was a little disappointed.

"Hehe, even if there is anything else, you have to push it off." Hearing Liu Xian's words, Su Ruilin suddenly felt a sense of happiness.

I have to say that this Hu Gao doesn't seem to be very reliable, but he still has a hand in doing things.

The Internet, the media, newspapers, bus stop signs, everywhere you look, you will see propaganda about Fantasyland.

In just three days, the discussion about "Fantasyland" has reached an unimaginable level.

A good manga is not only enjoyed by children and students, but also by children of all ages.

Obviously, this "Fantasy World" has reached.

Moreover, it is like a bright star, illuminating the road ahead.

I haven't seen the fantasy world, it's really weak?

If only it could be made into a movie?

I wonder if this wish will come true?

If I were a director, I would definitely buy its film and television rights at a high price, yes, it's strange if I don't make money.

Forget it, let's go to the bookstore and buy books. Otherwise, the tigress in the house would have to eat herself.

Me too, driven by my precious son, I love this fantasy world more and more now. This is not only a great painting, but also the plot is more attractive, it is simply a masterpiece.

Did you know? I think I heard that the author is a teacher?

Is it? Do you know where she teaches?

How do I know this? I'm not a detective.

I don't know if she has Weibo? If anything, I wouldn't @ her ninety-nine times a day.

……

When the students learned that the author of "Fantasy World" was a teacher and was still in a high school in Zhangshi, they immediately began to guess.

"You say, could it be Mr. Dong, the art teacher at our school? I heard that he seems to have works on the Internet? "This is the most popular work of the students of No. 1 Middle School right now.

"I think it's unlikely, I've seen Mr. Dong's works, that-can't be compared with "Fantasy World", he is still a lot worse!"

"You say, could it be that Mr. Dong has been covering it up?"