I have never missed the feeling of fainting as much as I do now, and what shocked me was that Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, the two women and three souls, drank a large bowl of liquor and two bowls of unknown liquid, and they didn't even faint, but the two members of 001 in the distance were seriously injured and lay on the ground and pumped.

Su Diao complex and Liu Qian sometimes looked at each other angrily, sometimes gently drifting at me, more intimidation, naked intimidation!

Su Diao's compound fist rattled, Liu Qian made a scissor hand gesture, and I suddenly felt a pain all over my body.

I picked up my glass and said to the two of them with a smile, "You two haven't drunk yet, have you?" Come, I'll have some more drinks with you two! ”

Suddenly, I heard sighs everywhere with super ear power: "Section Chief Wang is also out of luck!" Such a conscientious trick has been used! ”

"Master is also miserable! The master and the mother are both masters, I think the master will be miserable this time! ”

"Has anyone bet on two? I'm in the bank! ”

"How to bet?"

"Take everything, bet on who faints first, who the gambling king section chief will help first, how injured the gambling king section chief is, who the gambling king section chief chooses in the end, and you can also bet on how many knives the king section chief has in his body, and how many needle eyes there are!"

"I'll press a hundred yuan and bet that my master will be stabbed eight times!"

"I'll press two hundred, bet that my master will help my master first!"

"My tooth is ten yuan, bet on my master to faint first!"

I listened for a long time and didn't understand how they distinguished Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, Shi Mu and Shi Niang seemed to have become the special titles of this group of two (B), and I never understood the difference between these two words.

I have only one evaluation for Gang II (B): brute, shameless! Shameless!

The two people in front of them looked at each other for a moment, and Liu Qian said to me in a charming voice: "Damin, you drink, I will be my daughter-in-law...... Don't be ashamed, I'll be with you! I just don't know...... Can she still drink it! ”

Su Diao's complex snorted coldly: "Who is afraid of whom?" Drink it...... Drink, Brother Wang, I know anyway...... What if I drink too much...... You'll take care of me naturally! ”

I can hear it and see that these two people are basically on the verge of collapse and fainting, but they are just relying on a breath of unyielding breath, I smiled: "Come on, let's drink some beer caps!" ”

……

Half an hour later, I drank wow wow and vomited, what, these two women are too NB, I began to get confused with three bottles of beer, these two people accompanied me to drink and blew five or six bottles, the two of them also looked at each other and went to the toilet together, when they came back, their clothes were a little messy, and eighty percent of them had dealt with each other! Fortunately, I saw that Liu Qian was not injured in other ways, and it seems that Diao Zetian is still a little arrogant, knowing that emotional problems cannot be solved by force.

The old man Feng Tianfeng, who was stunned by my father-in-law, finally woke up, the old man was stunned for a moment, familiarized himself with the surrounding environment, and then found the Biao and idiots hidden around, and finally, the old man walked up to me: "What are you doing?" What about playing Tibetan cats? Take me one or not? Those two bald donkeys are leading a group of people to hide on the balcony of the sixth floor of the tall building on your right! The man in the tunic led a group of people to hide in the trees on the left! And a couple of little young cats have gone down the drain! ”

Dong Si, who had been pretending to be dead for a long time, suddenly spoke: "Are you two (B)?" Don't you see that our section chief Wang and the two heroines are drinking? ”

Feng Tian looked at the three of us for a long time, and then suddenly realized: "It turned out to be robbing a man?" ”

"You're looking for death!"

"Fuck off!"

With two roars, all kinds of weapons beckoned towards Feng Tian, the old man smiled calmly, quickly twisted his body, and his body began to become illusory, I exclaimed in my heart: This is definitely an extremely wonderful step! What surprised me even more was that the wine glass and beer bottle thrown by Liu Qian didn't hit him, and not even the iron needle thrown by Su Diao's complex fell on him!

The old man said to me with a hippie smile: "Just now the old man suddenly had a very refreshing feeling, so he fell asleep...... Before I finished what I said just now, the old man was called Feng Tian in this life, and Wang Chongyang in the last life! ”

"Poof!" Suddenly, there was laughter all around!

"Don't be funny, if you are Wang Chongyang, I will be special Lin Chaoying!"

"Brother is Zhou Botong!"

The old man's face was flat: "Big head, don't you believe it?" You see! I saw the old man poke a few fingers at the tabletop, and the plum blossom mark in the two playing cards was revealed on the table!

I suddenly came to my senses: "Are you?" ”

"Not bad! I'm ......."

"Shh I hurriedly stopped: "Let's talk about this when we go home!" It's not convenient now! ”

The old man nodded knowingly, and then asked me, "...... these two old girls Do you want me to help? ”

I didn't move, and quietly winked at him!

"Squat!" The old man shouted violently, looked up to the sky and roared: "Innate true qi!" ”

Before I could squat down, I was swept away by a huge wave of air, and all the contents of my stomach squirted out, shrimp danced with peanuts, and beer was delicious......

When I landed, I only heard the glass of the surrounding buildings shattered, followed by a muffled sound, followed by a variety of landing sounds, a lamp scolded and said: ", what a terrible internal force!" ”

I didn't have time to think about it, I hurriedly stood up and ran towards Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, in fact, I was more worried about Liu Qian, this woman was weak, and she drank so much wine, how could she withstand such a great power? Su Diao Complex is also a peerless master, and it is estimated that it can withstand it!

Who would have thought that when I ran closer, I found that the two women were not blown away, and they were already lying quietly on the table at this time, and the old gangcai known as Wang Chongyang was pinching one person's arm with one hand, and a golden light flowed into the body of the second daughter along Wang Chongyang's arm from time to time......

"Old man, do you need to be so awesome?"

Wang Chongyang squinted at me: "Isn't this exactly the style you like?" ”

"......" seems to be another story!

……

I carried a woman on one shoulder, walking on the night path with the halogen lights flickering, and there were groups of masters behind me, but no one knew the pain in my heart. As for being so nervous?

Well, I have four houses upstairs and downstairs, adding up to 250 square meters, originally lived in about 30 people, the living environment is colorful, the quality is comparable to that of a refugee camp, the joy index is comparable to a movie theater, the death index is extremely high, there is a coffin to testify, the chaos index is bursting, there are often some people fighting to hi, the reinforced concrete façade often suffers irreparable blows, and now, my daughter-in-law Liu Qian, my father-in-law who loves hair and waves, the 001 couple in wheelchairs, and a top master known as Wang Chongyang has joined in!

After settling the Su Diao complex and Liu Qian, I fell asleep with a headache! This night, I seem to have returned to another era, swords and swords, swords and soldiers, swords and fires, in short, it is the content of the fight, in the dream, I was stabbed to death about seventy or eighty times, blown up seventy or eighty times, abused to death by martial arts masters seventy or eighty times, and raped and killed seventy or eighty times by some high-ranking people.

In the morning, when I opened my eyes, my father-in-law was watching my face, and when he saw me wake up, the old man grabbed my neck violently: "Paralysis, I will kill you, you will return Lao Tzu's innocence!" ”