Chapter 112: This is a misunderstanding
Xiao Chen chuckled and said lightly: "Okay, then let's go through the procedure." ”
At this moment, Han Zhe happened to finish making a phone call. Wu Bo stepped forward and said with a nonchalant expression: "Han Shao, this kid is too ignorant of lifting!" Not only did he exceed the speed limit, but he also drove without a license! And two police motorcycles were damaged! I've already sold the price to 50,000! He actually gave a shameless face! He actually has to go through the procedure! ”
Holy! And such an uninteresting person? Han Zhe raised his head and looked at Xiao Chen very imposingly, hey? Why is this man so familiar? Han Zhe frowned. Wu Bo thought that Han Zhe was worrying about the funds for tonight's activities, so he hurriedly said with a flattering face: "Han Shao, our brothers are not in a hurry, it is okay to wait for the fine to come down and then go to heaven and earth!" ”
Han Zhe's brain was running like a slide, and soon, he figured out Xiao Chen's identity. Miss Xu's eldest brother...... Han Zhe's face showed a bitter expression.
Wu Bo scratched his head, this thing is done! Han Shaodu made an appointment with a beautiful woman just now! If tonight's appointment is canceled, wouldn't Han Shao's face be ugly? Wu Bo gritted his teeth and said, "Han Shao, don't be embarrassed! Tonight's consumption, I ...... Advice, brothers AA. When the fine is down, the money will be replenished to the brothers! ”
Wu Bo wanted to say that he had invited him, but he knew best what Han Zhe was. This guy is so greedy, he will definitely swallow all the fines.
"I'll punish you for a face!" Han Zhe scolded angrily, then put on a smiling face and said, "Mr. Xiao, it's really a big flood that has washed the Dragon King Temple!" Today's incident is a misunderstanding! ”
Xiao Chen waved his hand and said, "Don't be close, what is the big water that washed the Dragon King Temple?" I'm not in the same system as you. Misunderstanding? This misunderstanding is quite big! Not only did he tow my car, but he also wanted to blackmail me for 200,000 yuan! What a misunderstanding! ”
Wipe! Why is Han Shao so respectful to him? Wu Bo kind of understood, dare to kick the iron plate? He changed his face faster than Han Zhe, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Xiao, in fact, the situation is like this, your car is scratched, we Han Shao just want to repair the car for you, you wait!" I'll get you back in the right time! ”
Han Zhe gave Wu Bo an encouraging look, indicating that his adaptability was not bad.
Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, this Nima! Can you get a face? If it weren't for the vivid scene just now, Xiao Chen would really think that Wu Bo was a good comrade who served the people. Xiao Chen raised his wrist and looked at his watch, his good wife is about to get off work, right?
Xiao Chen said lightly: "Okay, since it's a misunderstanding, forget it." You go and find out, who scraped my car? Cars can't be scraped in vain, right? I don't want much, the amount that this comrade just said is just right, just 200,000. ”
Han Zhe and Wu Bo looked at each other, the BMW was indeed scratched with some paint, it was scraped by a trailer. This Nima! Is it difficult to make the traffic police lose money?
Seeing Han Zhe and Wu Bo's expressions as if they had eaten a dead fly, Xiao Chen was overjoyed, he coughed dryly and said, "What, I went out in a hurry today and forgot to bring money, and now it's time to eat, Han Shao won't borrow money from us to eat?" ”
Han Zhe searched his pocket speechlessly, and there was only twenty yuan left in his pocket, which was his cigarette money today. Han Zheyi reluctantly took out twenty yuan, and said with a sad face: "Brother Xiao, I went out a little hastily today, it's only twenty, you can eat some alive!" It's enough to buy a boxed lunch. ”
Twenty bucks? How can twenty dollars be enough? Xiao Chen: This is the first time to bring food to his wife, how can he get twenty yuan? Although he was not satisfied, Xiao Chen still took the twenty yuan, and then Xiao Chen looked at Wu Bo with a smile and said, "You Han Shao are all interested, do you brothers also mean it?" ”
This Nima! This is blatant blackmail! Wu Bo and others, look at me, I'll look at you, Han Shao gave it, do they dare not give it? This * police kept rummaging through their pockets, and the number they took out was more and more bizarre than the other! Wu Bo won the top spot with forty-seven yuan!
The last traffic police searched for a long time before they found five cents. Looking at the crumpled five cents, Xiao Chen blinked his eyes and returned the five cents to the traffic policeman very generously: "Brother! I have received your affection! You can keep this money to buy candy. ”
Xiao Chen is also drunk, no wonder these traffic policemen are so cruel! It turns out that they are all poor and crazy! It took a dozen or so people to scrape together less than 200 yuan. Every time Xiao Chen received a 'huge sum', he swore and said: "I remember the friendship of buddies Xiao Chen!" You'll have a big meal another day! ”
Under the gaze of the traffic police, Xiao Chen carefully counted the banknotes of various denominations in his hand, and the final number was determined, one hundred and eighty-three. Xiao Chen generously took out three yuan and handed it to Han Zhe: "Han Shao, I invited my brothers to drink these three yuan, you don't have to thank me!" See you another day! ”
No thanks? This Nima! It's our money, okay? See you another day? It's never to be seen again! Today was definitely a nightmare day for Han Zhe and the members of the traffic police force to which he belonged, and they couldn't even afford to smoke.
Han Zhe covered the cigarette case in his pants pocket vigorously, fortunately, there are still sixteen, it should be enough to save some today! Just when Han Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Chen's smiling face came over again.
"Han Shao, is there any smoke?"
Han Zhe's face twitched, and he reluctantly lit a cigarette for Xiao Chen. If it were given to Xiao Chen himself, it would be easy to say! But can smoking be indistinguishable? As a result, after dividing the circle, there were only four cigarettes left in Han Zhe's cigarette case.
Han Zhe scolded angrily in his heart, Liu Song! You bastard! You've provoked a bad star for Lao Tzu! Xiao Chen took a cigarette in his mouth and took a hard puff, the feeling of the hot smoke passing through his lungs was so refreshing.
Yesterday with Su Mengqi, he didn't want to choke on each other by smoking, so he endured it all the time. And today he has been busy until now, and the most important thing is that he doesn't have any money on him, so he can't go to the supermarket to swipe his card just to buy a pack of cigarettes, right?
After solving the problem, Xiao Chen waved his hand in a chic manner, and walked without taking a cloud with him. Xiao Chen is chic, but this * police are hard, more than a dozen of them only have less than two boxes of cigarettes left, how can they live this day?
Wu Bo rolled his eyes and looked at the traffic policeman who took out five cents like a hungry wolf. The little traffic policeman hurriedly took a few steps back and asked in a trembling voice: "Team Wu, is there something wrong?" ”
"Take your shoes off! You think I don't know you kid hid all your money in your socks? Do you want us to do it? ”
Hearing this, a group of wolf-like traffic police surrounded the small traffic police. The latter could only take off his shoes and pull out a fifty bill from his sock. Han Zhe snatched the fifty yuan, and kissed it excitedly, mother! Today's cigarette money is finally here!
Suddenly, a strong and indescribable smell came, and Han Zhe screamed, "Little Venerable! You haven't washed your feet in a few days? ”
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Xiao Chen saw some female white-collar workers walking out of the Baolong Building opposite from time to time. He knew it was time to get off work! So, Xiao Chen quickened his pace. Xiao Chen felt that this scene was somewhat familiar, and when he was at school, every time he got out of school, the snack street at the school gate was so lively. I remember that at that time, Zhou Yingying was like a happy child. There are too many memories of the two of them in the snack street.
There are many stalls selling lunch boxes at the entrance of Baolong Building, and it is obvious that office buildings like Baolong Building have driven many marginal industries. Xiao Chen walked towards the Baolong Building, his footsteps suddenly stopped, Xiao Chen quickly turned his head, and he saw several acquaintances.
Xiao Chen didn't want to be entangled by these little girls, and besides, he was a little embarrassed when he faced Shen Manwen. After all, it was all done that night. Speaking of which, Xiao Chen's behavior that day was really a bit of a beast.
Because it was the first day of work, Shen Manwen personally took a lot of Jiang Yueyue and Zhang Ping downstairs for lunch. Many said with bitter faces: "Sister Manwen! I'm going to be exhausted this morning! Coach Hua is so scary! It's devil's training! I want to eat meat! Eat a lot of meat! ”
"Okay! There's a small stall over there, and the braised pork rice bowl is very good! The meat is pure. Shen Manwen said with a smile on his face.
"A roadside stall? Is it clean? Many feebly asked.
"Don't worry! The stall owner is a distant relative of mine, and the storage is affordable! Even Mr. Su and Shiyu like to eat her family's boxed lunch! Shen Manwen said with a determined face.
"What? Mr. Su also eats boxed lunches? What kind of food does she like to eat? Zhang Ping asked with a gossipy face.
Shen Manwen knocked on Zhang Ping's head and said with a smile: "Don't say that I told Miang!" Mr. Su and Shiyu both like to eat asparagus fried rice, it is said that asparagus can beautify and maintain figure! ”
"Good! I'm going to have asparagus fried rice too! Zhang Ping looked happy.
Seeing that the four girls bought a boxed lunch and floated away, Xiao Chen came up, Xiao Chen's luck was very good. There are two servings of asparagus fried rice left. Xiao Chen didn't hesitate to buy both servings, and he also bought two braised pork rice bowls. Two meats and two vegetables, it's hearty, right?
"Mr. Xiao, why are you here?"
Xiao Chen raised his head, and then he saw Hua Shiyu. Hua Shiyu was wearing white board shoes, denim hot pants, and two long legs were slender and straight. Fortunately, under Su Mengqi's persuasion, she wore a beige coat on her upper body. Otherwise, Hua Shiyu will definitely be regarded as a monster.
Although Hua Shiyu was wearing a big toad glass, Xiao Chen still recognized her at a glance. It can be seen from the exposed skin on Hua Shiyu's face that she is a natural beauty without makeup. Xiao Chen asked a little strangely, "Isn't this Hua Shiyu?" Aren't you Tina's big name? Why did you come and buy food yourself? Don't you have an assistant? ”
"Phew! I'm not a big name! Mr. Xiao just doesn't treat me as a friend when he says that! I bet that if Mr. Xiao came to the modeling industry, your name would definitely overshadow me very quickly! My assistant has a leave of absence at home, and the company is looking for a new assistant for me. The job fair is scheduled for this Wednesday, the day after tomorrow. Hua Shiyu said with a resentful face, she couldn't leave Xiao Chen behind, Hua Shiyu felt very sorry.
Xiao Chen suddenly realized: "I see, I just said, Tina doesn't use bean bags as dry food!" How could Hua Shiyu come down to buy food in person? Hua Dazhang, I still have some things, I'll go first, don't delay your meal. ”
"Mr. Xiao and so on." Hua Shiyu hurriedly stopped Xiao Chen.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Chen's face was puzzled.
"Mr. Xiao's catwalk is so perfect and so personable! I believe that you yourself are also a good man with good manners! Hua Shiyu took off the toad mirror and said with a smile.
What's going on? Does this little chick have a fever? There is a way to be diligent in nothing, and it is either a traitor or a thief. Forget it if you steal, if you commit adultery...... Eh, if Hua Shiyu really hit this idea, or I'll follow, right?
Xiao Chen said very modestly: "Men, always be generous." ”
Hua Shiyu's big eyes blinked, and she said happily: "I knew that Mr. Xiao was a good person!" He is a good man with good manners! My cousin and I love asparagus fried rice the most! These two boxes of asparagus fried rice Mr. Xiao just cut love, right? ”