Chapter 265: Teletubbies
Hou Tianxiang nodded at Fang Tianbao, and smiled slightly.
His nod showed that he admired Fang Tianbao from the bottom of his heart. Because, in Hou Tianxiang's view, in this world, there are not many people who can have a super understanding of kung fu like him. The young man in front of him, although he looked childish, even had a few youthful and beautiful Galabeans on his face. It seems that he is no more than twenty years old.
is less than twenty years old, and he has such a high level of martial arts cultivation. Hou Tianxiang really didn't expect this.
Anyone who walks through the rivers and lakes knows. Real fights and killings, this is not a joke, and this is not the same as playing in the gymnasium. Only after many battles of life and death can Fang Tianbao accumulate so much actual combat experience. Obviously, Fang Tianbao's actual combat experience, in Hou Tianxiang's opinion, is very rich.
Hou Tianxiang nodded at Fang Tianbao, because he admired the young man in front of him. However, his smile on Fang Tianbao represents another meaning.
That's right, as a Hou Tianxiang who takes killing people as the source of happiness. He likes to bump into some quality opponents. In this way, he will kill more happily and more heartily.
"Come on!" Hou Tianxiang said boldly.
Then, he suddenly faded the black robe from his body. After taking off the long shirt, Hou Tianxiang was wearing a tight-fitting sports thermal underwear. Fang Tianbao looked at the brand of thermal underwear, and it was still "Arctic Ren".
Fang Tianbao thought to himself: Damn, the genuine is "Arctic People", and the copycat is "Arctic Ren". Unexpectedly, this Hou Tianxiang bought underwear, and he was so ignorant. Okay, let's let him see, how many eyes does Bao Ye have.
"Come on!" Fang Tianbao learned from Hou Tianxiang's example, and also took a horse step.
Hou Tianxiang looked at Fang Tianbao's horse steps and couldn't help but be secretly surprised. Damn, I think at the beginning, when Lao Tzu was in college, he didn't practice such solid horse steps.
"Abolish you first, and then eat your girlfriend ......" Hou Tian was like a whip leg, and directly slashed at Fang Tianbao's head.
"Lao Tzu ate you first!" Fang Tianbao's sky-killing thunderbolt leg is not waiting to watch the excitement. For Hou Tianxiang's whip leg, he did not retreat, but took offense as defense.
"Bang ......"
The two iron legs intersected, as fast as lightning, and in the dimly lit temple, they looked like two sledgehammers. Ma Sisi faintly felt that the sound of the two legs attacking each other seemed to have a trace of metal colliding.
"Silk ......" Hou Tianxiang never expected that the young man would not dodge, but took the initiative to meet it. His leg, after eating Fang Tianbao, faintly felt a sharp pain.
"Damn, lack of calcium, right? It is recommended that you use the Elderly Cover Medium Lozenge. Eat it, go up to the sixth floor in one go, and don't gasp! Fang Tianbao also felt a kind of pain in his legs. However, he couldn't let the other party know. In addition to not letting the other party know, he also doesn't want to lose face in front of his girlfriend.
Therefore, a hot-blooded young man, his most vigorous fighting state, must be in front of his girlfriend, rise up to resist the enemy.
"Mean, come again!" Hou Tianxiang touched his calf, then smiled coldly and made a gesture for Fang Tianbao to come again.
"Come on, you! Lao Tzu will send you directly to the West Heaven! Fang Tianbao snorted, and directly smashed the broken knife in his hand at Hou Tianxiang. Hou Tianxiang tilted his head and quietly avoided his move. It's just that when his head just returned to its position, a powerful fist came directly at the tip of his nose.
With a crisp sound of "pounce", Fang Tianbao's iron fist, just about to hit the opponent's body, an iron palm firmly grabbed his iron fist.
"Want to take me to the West Heaven? Then let you see the power of the 'Rulai palm'......" When Fang Tianbao heard him say "Rulai palm", the first thing he thought of was the picture in "Kung Fu" - the ragged Stephen Chow, pushing a big palm, fell from the sky with fire.
"Tianbao, be careful......" Before Ma Sisi finished speaking, Fang Tianbao was directly screwed down by Hou Tianxiang's "Rulai palm".
How could a palm screw Fang Tianbao's entire person down?
That's right, that's just the way it is. Hou Tian was like that iron hand, holding Fang Tianbao's iron fist tightly. Then, he retracted it with all his might, and then twisted it. Because the other party's strength was too great, Fang Tianbao was afraid that his wrist would be directly broken. So, he quickly rotated his body in the air.
Unexpectedly, just as Fang Tianbao's body was spinning rapidly, Hou Tian pulled violently. Fang Tianbao's body "pounced" and was directly dragged to the ground by Hou Tianxiang.
"......" Fang Tianbao's entire body seemed to be falling apart, and he was so painful that he couldn't say a word.
"I can't help myself!" Hou Tianxiang sneered, and then glanced at Ma Sisi next to him. He saw that Ma Sisi's body shrank suddenly, and his whole body was curled up in the long windbreaker. Suddenly, Hou Tianxiang's heart seemed to have been ignited with a magical fire.
"Bastard, let go of Tianbao!" Ma Sisi used his hands to barely prop up his weak body from the ground. She just wanted to take out a handful of "Hou Baolin" from her windbreaker. Unexpectedly, as soon as the dart was taken out, because her hand was weak, it fell to the ground with a clatter.
"Tempo? His name is Tianbao? Is he Teletubbies? "Hou Tian Xiang Chong Ma Si Si Lewd. Laugh. Then, he stepped forward and stepped directly on Fang Tianbao's neck with his left foot.
"Whew......" Fang Tianbao shouted, and suddenly felt a mountain pressing on him.
"Since it's a Teletubbies. So, I'll just put an antenna in your head, how about it? As he spoke, Hou Tianxiang suddenly pulled out a steel bar on the Buddha statue with his hand.
That's right, this kind of Buddha statue was originally a very low-level sculpture. Before the sculpture, the workers usually build a base for the Buddha statue. And this base is generally made of steel and cement. Just now, Hou Tianxiang pulled hard, and he was able to pull out the steel bars in the cement.
This kind of strength, Fang Tianbao has indeed never seen it.
However, the next scene made him feel even more incredible. Even, even Ma Sisi didn't dare to open his eyes again.
I saw that Hou Tianxiang put the steel bar about 60 centimeters long in his hand. Then, he pulled hard, and the steel bar, which still had some cement stuck to it, was straightened so easily by him. It's as if he straightened not a thick steel bar, but a soft noodle.
Hou Tianxiang straightened the steel bar in his hand. Next, all he had to do was to insert that "antenna" into Fang Tianbao's head lovingly and creatively. Anyway, isn't he a "Teletubbie"? Teletubbies, how can you not have a thick antenna?
"Ah, I'll fuck you......" Fang Tianbao took advantage of Hou Tianxiang's feet to loosen slightly, and suddenly, he rolled on the spot, like Sun Wukong leaving Wuzhi Mountain. With that, he rose up with a golden body. Suddenly, a carp stiffened, and Fang Tianbao's real body miraculously stood up.
That's right, if Fang Tianbao got up one second later. Hou Tianxiang had already inserted the "antenna" into his head.
Hou Tianxiang has not done this kind of work once or twice. Once, he even inserted a large string of barbecue skewers directly in the face of a master. That man was killed on the spot. When the forensic doctor arrived at the scene, he pulled out more than 20 times in a row before he pulled out the barbecue skewers on his face.
"Want to go?" Fang Tianbao's carp was very strong, but Hou Tianxiang never expected it. He was afraid that the matter would be revealed, so he hurriedly stabbed the steel bar in his hand directly at Fang Tianbao's back.
With only two centimeters of difference, Fang Tianbao's back would be pierced by his steel bar.
"you!" At this moment, Fang Tianbao no longer had any weapons in his hand, even the "Hou Baolin" that Ma Sisi gave him just now, he generously threw it into the incense burner. He shouted, then stretched out his hand and threw another weapon at Hou Tianxiang.
That's right, it's ash!
It's the ashes from the incense burner just now. Fang Tianbao grabbed it with his hand, and directly grabbed a large handful, and then directly threw it at Hou Tianxiang's eyes.
"...... Bah, bah, ......" Hou Tianxiang was suddenly attacked by Fang Tianbao, and he immediately messed up the rhythm. Not only was it chaotic, but Hou Tianxiang's eyes even had some gray in his eyes. He held the steel bar in his hand and kept dancing in the air. Then, he kept spitting ash in his mouth.
"I'll give you some more!" Fang Tianbao saw that Hou Tianxiang couldn't open his eyes for a moment, so he hurriedly grabbed a handful of ashes from the huge incense burner.