Looking back now, I missed a crucial step at that time.

That's right, I didn't lift my pants, I didn't wear a belt.

My underwear and outer pants were halfway down to my knees, and when I entered the living room, I felt hot again, so I took off my jacket too.

The living room was dark.

The little sister will live, save electricity, and turn off the lights.

I could vaguely see the moonlight shining into the room, and there were two snow-white, slender, and pink things on the sofa.

My eyes lit up and a smile welled up in the corners of my mouth.

But this is just my personal feeling, the real situation, I was mostly a drunkard idiot smile at the moment.

In addition to laughing, I also said something very 2b.

"Hey...... Big white radish, watery, sweet, thirst-quenching! ”

I staggered to the couch and pounced, and as soon as I was halfway there, I stumbled over my half-off pants under my feet, and I plopped up on the big white radish.

"Incense ......" I sniffed carefully.

This incense has the fragrance of sweat, body fragrance, shower gel, but it does not have the fragrance of radish.

My brain twitched, and I twisted my head to speak: "Who the hell washed my two white radishes and shower gel." ”

The room was quiet, and no one was as drunk as me.

I was disdainful and snorted coldly: "Shower gel...... All right...... There is no gutter oil that is very toxic, and the gutter oil brother often eats it, and he is afraid of this. ”

I climbed onto the pink, round, white - one - book - read - small - said - 'turnip', first stuck out my tongue, and licked it a little.

It's slippery and has a very nice tongue.

My saliva was about to run down, so I simply opened my mouth wide, took the 'white radish' in my mouth, and thought while sucking hard: "Uncle He, where did you buy this radish, why is the skin still soft and hot?" ”

I gnawed, bitten, and sucked unremusedly......

My lips roamed back and forth on the 'white radish', and finally, I looked at a pair of white feet and said, "Damn! This radish whisker is quite stylish. ”

I grabbed the 'radish whiskers' and put it to my mouth, wanted to bite it, and sniffed it carefully, there was a strange smell of faint sweat and subtle body fragrance.

"Who...... Who buys turnips? I don't even know if I'm rancid, hmph, it's not that people are deceived. ”

I played with the ten pink and white 'radish whiskers' in my hand for a while, and my brain twitched again, wanting to see if the radish roots were rotten.

I was just groping my hands forward when I heard someone whispering in the dark: "Hot ...... It's so hot, it's hot to death. ”

I muttered, "Hey! Is it the radish you bought? The beards are all rancid, and you ...... Why are you washing radishes with shower gel? ”

"Rely on your uncle's turnips! Hurry up, help me lift the shackles, my sister wants to be released, I want to get rid of the shackles! ”

"Hmph......" I shook my way over, and in the haze, I saw the Queen's hands tugging at her chest.

I laughed weirdly: "Female devil, I am Gandalf, the gray-robed mage, and you have been sealed by me. ”

"Ah...... Mage! Break my seals, I beg you, and I will be your slave. The queen echoed the gibberish.

"Good! Just let me recite the mantra. I muttered something to myself, and put my hands on the Queen's breast, and pulled at the back of her breast.

Thump!

Two snow-white and pink masses jumped out.

I tilted my head to look at it for a moment.

The brain twitched again: "Snow bean paste...... Hey! Little devil, how do you know that this mage likes snow bean paste. ”

"Hmm...... Master Mage, the little girl specially packed it for you, thank you for lifting my seal. ”

I covered my stomach: "This mage is hungry, this mage wants to eat snow bean paste." ”

I climbed up in a daze, lowered my head and opened my mouth, took a 'snow-coated bean paste' in my mouth, and smashed my mouth while eating, saying, "It's weird, this bean paste still has a small point." ”

I suddenly heard a strange laugh: "Ah...... Hahaha! Gandalf, you've fooled me again. I'm poisoned, it's poisonous, the eternal end, you're going to die, ahahaha. ”

My brain pumped: "Female devil, if you dare to plot against this mage, I will kill you." ”

I stretched out my hands and pulled the Queen, and she got up, and I was unsteady on my feet, and I rolled with her to the ground.

In the haze, I reached out and grabbed a 'snow bean paste' and released some spell in my mouth.

As soon as the queen raised her arm, her slender hand, she grabbed the most important object in my body, sneered, and said in a deep voice: "Arthas! Your frost sorrow is in my hands, surrender, the end of the Death Knight is near. ”

I sneered: "The sword has been cursed by me as a death knight, and no one in this world can pull it out except me." ”

"Aha! If I don't believe it, I'll pull it out. The Queen held it tightly with her pink palm and pulled it repeatedly.

My mind pumped: "This ...... What kind of magic is this, why do I feel swollen, I feel ......"

In fact, I didn't feel anything else in my brain at that point.

A supreme, supreme pleasure that replaced all my perception permeated every corner of my body.

I felt thirsty, and in the confusion, I grabbed a small piece of 'white radish' and put it to my mouth, sucking desperately, trying to suck out the juice.

But the more I sucked, the thirstier I became.

I don't know how long it took, my brain suddenly went blank, and my whole body was like a volcano before the eruption, and I was rapidly accumulating a super energy.

Rumble!

If I was shocked, the volcano went into a state of continuous eruption.

My whole body was weak, my eyes were black, and I was extremely tired.

In the haze, I vaguely heard the queen say, "Damn! This frost sorrow, it's actually enchanted, it seems to be some kind of indiscriminate poison spraying magic, no product, too productive, don't play. ”

Thump!

A limp body poured into his arms.

I hugged it and grinned idiotically: "Silly B, it's not blue, why did you go earlier, and the next copy is not worthy of a mage with blue." ”

The queen twitched her lower body: "No blue, I still have red, frost sorrow, I don't believe I can't pull you out." ”

All right! Not again!

I vaguely remember tossing and turning twice that night.

Frost's sorrow was not pulled out for the queen in the end.

At the end, the queen said that she was going back to the city, and there was no Hearthstone, and asked me to borrow it, but I couldn't open the bag.

The more anxious I was, the more I couldn't open it, and eventually, I fell into a deep sleep.

In the morning, the Queen and I were awakened by a piercing scream of super high decibels.

The first thing I felt was that my head hurt terribly, my body was soft and weak, my bones seemed to be drained, and my whole body was extremely weak.

Sunlight filtered through the curtains, into the room, and into my eyes.

I squinted and rubbed my head.

By this time, the screaming had stopped, and there was another slamming of the door in my ears.

I wondered in my heart, where did the screams come from on this sunny day, could it be that the haunting of the building room was real?

I smiled to myself, and was about to get up when I suddenly saw the Queen's eyes that had just opened.

Moment!

My mind is like a movie, and I go through the picture of last night's blind date with the queen and then going to KTV in three seconds.

Eventually, the scene freezes on the drinking section, and I can't remember what happened after that. PS: Voiceover (Actually, I had the impression at the time, but I just wouldn't admit it.) Some specific details also came to mind a long time later. ）

The Queen and I looked at each other, and we both squinted downwards at the same time.

Downward, a snow-white mountain can be seen on the Queen's chest. Further down, I noticed that my inner and outer pants were being kicked and pulled up to my ankles.

And on the most important part of my body, there is a slender jade hand horizontally, and the palm of that jade hand seems to hold something.

If you look closely, the delicate skin of the jade hand is stained with the seeds of sin.

Magnanimity! A lot, a lot......

I looked away and fell back to the Queen's pink thighs.

These slender legs, the white skin is covered with red marks, very, very dazzling, look closely at the marks, it is obviously the marks left by the bite of some animal.

One by one, and one by one, all the way to the pair of snow-white and crystalline feet.

I withdrew my gaze and returned to the Queen's chest.

Two white peaks!

The same has also left one sin after another.

The queen shuddered slightly.

I trembled.

The queen trembled and said, "I...... What did we both do last night? ”

Me: "I...... I really can't remember, I have a headache. ”

The queen replied: "I have a headache too." ”

I said, "Wine is really not a good thing. ”

Queen: "I hate alcohol. ”

I said, "Don't be busy hating, please take your hands away, I'm in a hurry!" ”

"Ahh The queen screamed.

There is no way, no matter how strong and fierce the girl encounters this kind of thing, she can only scream except scream.

I got up, moved my fluttering legs, walked into the bathroom, and released the inventory in my body before approaching the mirror to take a look.

Well, the circles under my eyes are a little dark, how many times did this queen harm me last night?

No matter how powerful the great health care is, it can't withstand such a toss.

I sighed, remembering that I had medicine in my backpack to replenish my strength, and if I took it for a while, I shouldn't delay my work during the day.

I cleaned up and was about to wash my face.

The Queen slammed the door open and entered the bathroom.

I gave her a blank look: "What are you doing!" There is a difference between men and women, you pay attention to the image. ”

The queen glared: "From now on, we won't mention the word image between us." The image of the two of us, the temperance. Since last night, it has been shattered. ”

I blackened: "Then you can't be convenient in front of me." ”

The queen snorted coldly: "Who is convenient, I am washing my hands!" Depend on! This thing looks like glue. ”

I took advantage of her to wash my hands and said with emotion: "I said classmate Li Yizhuo, you have to compensate me for the "beating". ”

"Where?" The queen was stunned for a moment, and soon she figured it out. Hate said: "Still beaten!" You've grown so big, I don't know how many times you've been beaten. ”

I said, "That's self-sufficiency, you're forcible and forced!" ”

The queen was dismissive: "Okay! Don't take advantage of it and sell it well, you should be, artificial ...... Donate it! ”

Artificial...... Donate!

I donate! Who am I donating?