Fourth, if you don't like it, you don't mourn

Two days before the stele, Bistable, on behalf of the bank-enterprise network group, sent a couplet to the warning mausoleum of Baishi Mountain, the upper link: the warning mausoleum warning world mirror, the lower link: reflecting on the future of the mirror, and the banner: Zhengtu Avenue. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In order to arrange the unveiling ceremony of the monument, the day before the monument, the color of cloth covered by the monument became a question to be considered. For this reason, Principal Qian called the three good brothers to his office, and he sat on the sofa and said to the three people: "I called you here today to discuss, what is the best color for the hijab cloth of the stone stele?" Wang Youcai sat there and said stupidly: "The countryside uses red cloth for happy events and black cloth for funerals.

Wen Jinyong said: "You said it was a funeral, right? It was a suicide attempt, and it could not be regarded as a funeral. But this event can't be said to be a happy event, so ---------- then you have to think about it. ”

Wu Likong then said: "Doesn't you say this in vain? If you want me to say this, you have to start with the order of colors. ”

Principal Qian hurriedly said: "That has to start with the order of red, yellow, blue, white and black." ”

Wu Likong said: "Remove the red, remove the black, and then there will be yellow, blue and white in the middle." ”

Principal Qian clapped the card and said: "If you want me to say that in the future, everything in this world that is not happy or sad will use three-color cloth." ”

Wen Jinyong was inspired and said: "There is a celebrity who said that happy events and funerals are done on the same day, and the clerk can only be happy with one eye and the other with tears in his eyes. So what should the people at the unveiling ceremony have in the face of such unhappiness and mourning?"

Principal Qian was anxious, he stood up and walked and said, "I am the protagonist of this monument unveiling ceremony, and that ------ and that ----- day, according to what Jin Yong said that day, I am quite difficult to be an actor?"

Wen Jinyong stood up and walked over, reached out and patted Principal Qian's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Then you have to practice in front of the mirror." ”

Principal Qian said angrily, "How do you practice? Principal Qian's question opened the conversation box of the three people.

Wu Likong and Wang Youcai also stood up and walked over, Teacher Wu said first, he said: "Principal Qian, let's go to the dressing mirror, you perform, the three of us are the director, and guide you to perform a kind of expression and image that is not happy or lost." ”

Principal Qian said, "Is this ---- this ---- appropriate?" The three of them pulled him to the full-length mirror in the office.

After Principal Qian wore a suit and combed his hair into the head of the plane, and stood opposite the dressing mirror with black leather shoes on his feet, the three of them began to direct. Wen Jinyong said: "When speaking, one eye should be wide open, and the other eye should be closed. ”

Wu Likong asked: "Why do you want to open your eyes wide and close your eyes tightly?" Wen Jinyong said: "Close your eyes tightly to prevent tears, and open your eyes wide to indicate the solemnity and seriousness of your eyes." ”

Principal Qian said, "According to you, I don't have a one-eyed person. Wen Jinyong followed up and said, "Won't you keep your eyes open or closed!"

Principal Qian said, "How should we proceed next?"

Wang Youcai said: "During the Cultural Revolution, you wore a red armband, and when you die, you should wear a black armband to hang your filial piety, so you should also wear a yellow, blue and white armband for this unhappy thing." ”

President Qian said: "It makes sense, on the day the monument is unveiled, we at Bo'ai University will prepare three-color armbands in front of the warning mausoleum. "Now Principal Qian faces the dressing mirror, how to practice, we will wait and see on that day.

The good deeds of Bo'ai University to fund the repayment of loans for naked female students are well-known, and President Qian has also become a good Internet celebrity. The day when the warning monument was unveiled is naturally a well-known event for everyone in the global village.

Baishi Mountain was also crowded on this day, and all the media came to the warning mausoleum with long guns and short cannons. On the archway of the warning mausoleum, there is a couplet that reads: the upper couplet is the warning mausoleum warning mirror, the lower couplet is the mirror to reflect on the future, and the banner above is the right way. At the bottom of the stairs, 500 meters away, there is a small mound on the south side of the road, on which stands a stone monument covered with a three-colored cloth.

The people who attended the unveiling ceremony wore a yellow, blue and white armband, and people stood on the hillside outside the warning mausoleum. At the beginning, President Qian stood alone in front of the stele and said a talk show, he combed his plane head, wore a suit with a three-color armband on his sleeves, and black leather shoes. He said at the beginning: "Today is the day of the unveiling of the warning monument, in the past, most of the unveiling and unveiling ceremonies were three salutes, and what we did today was not to be happy or mourned, so we could not use the salute and could only listen to my starting gun, so I will shoot to announce the beginning." ”