Chapter 614: The joke is too big
Zhao Ziqiang's surprised eyes glanced at everyone's belly, a group of little ladies didn't speak, they all smiled and pursed their lips and looked at him, and Zhao Ziqiang's eyes first locked on Liu Mengling, because she had been subconsciously stroking her belly, he immediately stepped forward and said excitedly: "Little girl!" It must be you, right? Hurry up and give your belly to your husband to touch! ”
"Hey~ I thought it was me, but I ate the wrong thing in the morning and had a stomachache......"
Liu Mengling pouted and screamed in disgust, with an indescribable disappointment on her face, and Zhao Ziqiang scratched her head in confusion, and directly skipped Bai Jiale and didn't look at it, as for Li Yuanna, she must have no effect, a smell of blood on her body must have come to the eldest aunt, and her expression was also stinky, as if everyone owed her money.
"Guo'er definitely not, otherwise she wouldn't have beaten Susie on the back......"
Zhao Ziqiang glanced at Wang Hongguo'er and shook his head, but when he turned his head to look at Zhang Wan'er, he suddenly found that this little girl had been sitting all the time, and there seemed to be a bowl of pigeon soup in his hand, Zhao Ziqiang immediately laughed and said, "Wan'er!" This time it must be you, right? When did you get pregnant? ”
"Just that night in Sujing's villa, I found out something was wrong when I was playing abroad, and when I came back, I was really pregnant......"
Zhang Wan'er couldn't help jumping up and gave Zhao Ziqiang a big hug, her blushing pretty face was full of indescribable sweetness, and Zhao Ziqiang happily helped her to the seat, and then set her eyes on Linda and Lin Qian, two good girlfriends, but the two little ladies only joined forces with Li Yuanna last week to form a group to come to Sujing to send him warmth, and it was definitely not so fast in this week.
"Hey, hey~ Xiao Lili! It can't be you, right? In Burma, we've been fighting in the field no less than dozens of times......"
Zhao Ziqiang immediately rubbed his hands and laughed lewdly, Guan Li instantly made a big red face for him, and he was so ashamed and anxious that he couldn't even say anything, Shangguan Ziyan followed and exclaimed: "Wow! Lili, it turns out that you are so shameless, I have always treated you as a shy and reserved type, and now you even dare to play in the field, and when you are born, you must be a wild child, hahaha......"
"Zhao Ziqiang! You...... Why are you so shameless if you don't say it......"
Guan Li was so angry that she was so embarrassed that she kept stomping her little feet anxiously, but all the women in the room laughed, and kept leaning forward and laughing wildly, but Zhao Ziqiang supported her with surprise on his face, and asked happily: "Are you really pregnant?" Did you conceive in Myanmar? ”
"Not in Burma or somewhere? It's a wild child conceived in the woods......"
Guan Li glared at him with great shame, but she suddenly covered her small mouth and laughed out loud, and then said with a very rare disgust: "My mother has forced me to take a vacation, I have told Sister Wen that while my belly is not big, I will go out to play again and relax, and I will have to raise the baby with peace of mind when I come back!" ”
"Ziqiang! Can you tell if it's a man or a woman......"
Fang Wen suddenly looked at Zhao Ziqiang with curiosity on her face, and her inadvertent action of touching her stomach immediately made Zhao Ziqiang exclaim excitedly: "Are you also pregnant?" It's really the emperor who lives up to his heart, Lao Tzu finally made your belly bigger! ”
"Oops! What nonsense are you talking about, Mom and Dad are still here......"
Fang Wen's pretty face also turned red and red, but her eyes were indescribably happy, but Zhao Ziqiang yelled like crazy, hugged her head and kissed her heavily, and Shangguan Ziyan also said teasingly: "Can he not be excited, your queen is his first woman, and it has been almost two years since you got pregnant, not to mention that you two have done it a thousand times, and there are eight hundred times, right?" What a huge amount of work! Hahaha......"
"Zi Yan! Isn't it you? Are you pregnant with ...... too?"
Zhao Ziqiang was so excited that he got carried away, and he actually hugged Shangguan Ziyan and shouted, but Shangguan Ziyan kicked him on the calf bone, and said angrily: "Is your brain broken?" My mother has never even been in bed with you, how can I get pregnant? Do you want to insult the innocence of the old lady or what? ”
"Oops~ I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I didn't expect the medicine prescribed by Li Yuemei to be so effective......"
Zhao Ziqiang straightened up stupidly, smirking vigorously, but then he couldn't help but look at Susie, Susie's face immediately turned white, and he stammered: "You...... What do you see me doing? Hurry up and guess the next one, I'm sure I won't sue you! ”
"Goo~"
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly swallowed heavily and spat heavily, and looked at Huang Wenfei in disbelief, and Huang Wenfei was smiling like a fox spirit with melon seeds, but when he saw it, his little face turned red instantly, and he waved his hand in a panic: "It's not me, it's not me!" I'm not pregnant! ”
"Xiaoqiang! You ...... Fei Fei."
Zhang Ziqiang's parents were dumbfounded, they always thought that Huang Wenfei was just Fang Wen's niece, and the little girl loved to join in the fun and mingle with them every day, but this situation obviously had a leg with their son, and Fang Wen was embarrassed to speak, and she didn't know how to explain it with her mouth open.
"Sister Fei! I don't think you're making a fool of yourself, are you? You just said that there are four pregnant women here, and now we have all of us here ruled out, but you are the only one left......"
Liu Mengling immediately looked at Huang Wenfei triumphantly, who knew that Huang Wenfei's pretty face turned white in an instant, and looked at Zhao Ziqiang weakly and said, "I...... I'm not pregnant, no, I'm ...... I don't know if I'm pregnant, anyway, I always want to throw up, and I don't want to get pregnant so early, even if I'm pregnant, I won't want it! ”
"What? Tell me again, do you want to kill my son......"
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly slapped the table, and the anger came up, and Zhao Ziqiang usually never got angry with his women, with his slap on the table, even Fang Wen shook slightly, Huang Wenfei was even more frightened, and immediately cried and said: "Woo~ You bully people, you make my belly bigger in one time, how will I wear a bikini in the future, I still want to travel around the world!" Woo......"
"Fool! It's also very sexy to wear a bikini with a big belly, you see so many celebrities who are also very good after giving birth, you can still travel around the world if you throw the child to your parents in the future......"
Shangguan Ziyan hurriedly hugged Huang Wenfei and comforted her softly, Huang Wenfei had no choice but to nod pitifully, seeing that Zhao Ziqiang was still grabbing her scalp in anger, she actually raised her little fist and scolded: "The surname is Zhao!" You're just a bastard, your mouth was sweeter than honey when you coaxed me into bed, and now you turn your face and don't recognize people when you put on your pants, right, I sue you, my child will not be born with your surname, I want him to be surnamed Huang with me, and I'm angry with you dead bastard! ”
"Hehe~ I don't have a problem with this, as long as the seed is mine, even if you let him have the surname Fang, it's no problem......"
Zhao Ziqiang laughed immediately, spreading his hands very proudly, Huang Wenfei rolled his eyes angrily, and Zhang Xiaolan hurriedly stood up and smiled: "Our family is very enlightened, as long as there is a grandson with our family name Zhao, you can do the rest by yourself!" ”
"Got it! Mom......"
A group of little ladies immediately agreed, the sound of Qi brushing was very good, and Zhang Xiaolan was extremely satisfied and pulled his old man to the kitchen, leaving the space for Zhao Ziqiang and a group of young couples, but Zhao Ziqiang, who had just regained his majesty, quickly lost his status, and directly moved a small horse, sat behind Fang Wen's three daughters, and groped around on Shangguan Ziyan's legs with big hands very unruly.
"Touching your dead head? You don't want to touch me that night until you go to the cave room......"
Shangguan Ziyan turned around and gave him a kick, and directly kicked Zhao Ziqiang to the ground, a group of little ladies immediately gloated and laughed, Zhao Ziqiang had no choice but to get up and squat on the ground, and said angrily: "Damn! When you go to bed and see how Lao Tzu treats you, you have to call yourself my brother! ”
"That's it! Calling you back is not for you to be a hooligan, I have something serious to tell you......"
Fang Wen put down the teacup in her hand and turned positive, Zhao Ziqiang hurriedly ran to sit beside her, Wang Hongguoer closed the door very cleverly, and Fang Wen followed and said: "Li Jianye looked for you everywhere yesterday and didn't find it, so he called me, I guess you will be with your female colleague!" ”
"Xiaomin! Hurry up and give tea to a few of your sisters......"
Zhao Ziqiang hurriedly waved his hand at Liu Min, and Liu Min had been waiting for this day for a long time, and he knew the rules of their family very well, so after she took a breath gently, she picked up the tray and filled three cups of tea, walked directly to the table and knelt down gently, and then said softly: "Three sisters, please drink tea, please accept my sister's worship!" ”
"It stands to reason that you are older than Lili and them, but rules are rules, since you are willing to call them sisters when you are young, do you understand......"
Fang Wen's powerful aura came out at once, and a group of concubines didn't dare to say anything at all, and Liu Min almost agreed without hesitation, because from the moment she knew that Zhao Ziqiang had so many women, she knew that she would definitely have such a day, so she said without complaint: "Eldest sister, second sister, third sister, please drink tea!" ”
"Good!"
Fang Wen picked up the teacup and took a sip, then took out a bank card from the bag and put it on the tray, Guan Li and Shangguan Ziyan also did it generously, Liu Min finally breathed a sigh of relief at this time, she thought that she would have to suffer another humiliation, but she didn't expect Fang Wen, who seemed to be powerful, to be so easy to speak, she was very surprised to stand up and thank you, and then obediently retreated to the small table with the tray.
"Alas~ another tigress who grabs meat to eat, let's hold a harem meeting later, we have to have the rules of being a little wife, by the way, you can play mahjong......"
Liu Mengling raised her head and looked at Liu Min, seeing that Liu Min nodded very puzzled, Wang Hongguoer next to her smiled and said: "Our meeting is to play mahjong together, and then go to the house to drink after the game, whoever drinks first or admits it first, you have to recognize the last person who did not fall down as the eldest sister, of course, you can also take one million out and share it with us to choose not to drink!" ”
"Hehe~ If you don't drink, are you still a woman of the Zhao family? Tonight, my sister will fight with you to the end......"
Liu Min twisted his big ass very proudly, and suddenly felt that it was quite interesting to integrate into this big family, but Lu Ran suddenly leaned up secretly and asked in a low voice: "Mengling!" What's wrong with me? Do I want to drink with you too? ”
"There you have it! If you let you drink Brother Qiang, you have to strangle us, but your identity is quite embarrassing, I think you should still sit next to Sister Fei, both of you are pregnant supernumerary wives, haha......"
Liu Mengling directly covered her small mouth and snickered, but it made Lu suddenly at a loss, but fortunately, Guan Li beckoned to her, and sure enough, she was arranged to sit next to Huang Wenfei, but Zhao Ziqiang hadn't started the formal topic yet, just saw that Susie suddenly vomited, and actually covered her mouth and spit out a mouthful of water.
“……”
The room was quiet for a while, Fang Wen's hairs all over her body stood up, staring at her mother in disbelief, and Susie just waved her hands to speak, but she actually rushed into the toilet again, lying on the sink and began to vomit.
"Mom! You ......"
Fang Wen stood up with an extremely ugly face, and after Susie wiped her mouth in a panic, she hurriedly waved her hand and shouted, "You...... Don't guess, I had a cold last night, and my stomach was upset, but I didn't have a ...... I'm pregnant! ”
"You wait......"
Zhao Ziqiang frowned and walked over, but Susie hid to the side like an electric shock, and didn't let him touch his wrist, but this was undoubtedly not self-defeating, Fang Wen collapsed on the bench with a buttocks, and her own mother was pregnant with her husband's child, if it was spread out, their family would have no face for the rest of their lives.
"You...... You're pregnant......"
Zhao Ziqiang stammered and looked at Susie, but Susie was already speechless in embarrassment, and it took a long time to bite her red lip and nod in shame, Zhao Ziqiang fell back at once, covered his face and said without tears: "Your mother!" Now it's a big deal! ”