Chapter 163: This is called a pit father

Originally, Guan Yu and Mo Chuyao had a good chat, but they never expected that Liu Sanjie and her son would actually appear at this time, and it would evolve into the scene just now.

When Sanjie Liu was at home, she told Long'er that she was going to see her father, and Long'er happily changed into her favorite Spider-Man T-shirt, and then followed her mother to meet "Dad".

Long'er was extremely eager to see her father, and she couldn't wait to fly to her father's side quickly, running very fast, and Liu Sanjie could only chase after her and let her walk slower.

Walking all the way, Long'er asked all the way, where is Dad? Why haven't you seen Dad yet?

Liu Sanjie only said that it was almost soon.

Long Er thought about it, and when she saw her father, she must give her father the warmest kiss.

When she arrived at the small building where the security department was located, Liu Sanjie pointed to the small building and said, "Long'er, this is Dad's office, and this building is managed by Dad!" ”

"Wow! Dad is so powerful! ”

"That's ......"

"And what does Daddy look like? Is it as handsome as a dragon? ”

"Uh...... Yes, your dad is not very tall and thin, but his eyes are clean and bright. Liu Sanjie said.

Long Er's spatial imagination ability is still very strong, after all, after watching so many Water Margins, his little brows are furrowed, thinking about what his father is like! Finally, he cried out happily, "Mom, I know what Daddy looks like." ”

"Well, what?"

"I won't tell you! You guess. ”

“……”

Long Er took Liu Sanjie's hand and jumped to the front of the small building of the security department, but when Liu Sanjie saw the two figures in front of the small building, she was really shocked, how did Guan Yu hook up with a female student there? At that time, Mo Chuyao was delivering a food box to Guan Yu's hand, and Mo Chuyao turned to leave, Guan Yu just grabbed Mo Chuyao's arm, and it looked really ambiguous......

And the two of them were extremely focused on ambiguity, obviously not paying attention to Liu Sanjie and Long Er had already appeared, and even Guan Yu, who was usually alert, didn't pay attention!!

To tell the truth, Liu Sanjie was a little angry at that time, after all, Guan Yu was his cousin's man no matter what, but how could he hook up with a female student? How can this be worthy of his cousin! So she was a little distracted and a little disappointed in an instant, and she was about to leave here with Long'er, but Long'er's small eyes were also sharp, and she saw Guan Yu at once......

"Mom, I see Daddy! Dad was exactly what I imagined...... Hey? How does dad pull and pull with an older sister there? Long Er suddenly had an ominous premonition, so he directly broke free of Liu Sanjie's hand and rushed towards Guan Yu's side, which evolved into the scene just now......

It is said that no book is written without coincidence, Guan Yu secretly compares bitterly, but this is too much of a coincidence!

Mo Chuyao left, Guan Yu can't chase after him yet, otherwise what would Long'er think? Besides, Long Er has already characterized Mo Chuyao as "Pan Jinlian"!

Liu Sanjie also had a complicated expression, looking at Guan Yu with a strange expression, and she didn't get mad, but there was a cold color in her eyes, obviously, she also misunderstood Guan Yu! thinks Guan Yu hooked up with a female student.

When Long Er saw Mo Chuyao fleeing, she laughed out loud: "Mom, am I very powerful and ran away from Pan Jinlian?" ”

“……”

"Daddy!!" Long Er shouted out directly and pounced towards Guan Yu.

No way!

Guan Yu's heart jumped, it felt so cool to be called dad! Don't care so much about it for now, a son descends from the sky, and enjoy the family fun of father and son first.

Guan Yu also opened his arms and hugged Long'er, I have to say that from the first time Guan Yu saw Long'er, he felt that this kid looked very domineering, exactly the same as when he was a child......

"Dragon's !!"

When father and son met, it moved the heavens and the earth.

Liu Sanjie stared at everything in front of her, and she was also dazzled, although she was still very nervous in her heart.

The dragon pounced towards Guan Yu, and Guan Yu also greeted the dragon......

But just when the father and son were about to hug each other, Long Er suddenly stopped his body and braked suddenly, Guan Yu also let go of his arm in embarrassment, and Long Er looked at Guan Yu suspiciously, looked at Guan Yu all over his body, and wondered: "What's wrong?" ”

"Are you really my dad?"

“??? That's for sure! ”

"Then do you know martial arts?"

“?”

"If you don't know martial arts, then you're not my father!"

"......" Guan Yu looked at Liu Sanjie with a surprised face, Liu Sanjie glanced at Guan Yu, Guan Yu slightly understood, Liu Sanjie in order to establish a great father image for Long'er, so his father knows martial arts, who didn't have a martial arts dream when he was young, who didn't want his father to be an omnipotent person when he was young?

"Dad naturally knows martial arts, Dad is a legendary martial arts master!" Guan Yu said unashamedly.

Long Er's eyes lit up: "Really? ”

"Nature is true!" Guan Yu patted his chest and said: "Come, give my dad a kiss, you kid looks like a tiger, you must be as handsome as your father when you grow up!" ”

Liu Sanjie: "......"

"Hmm!!" Long'er really wanted to go up and kiss Guan Yu, but as soon as her mouth stretched out, as if she remembered another question: "Wait......"

"Gah! What's wrong with it? Guan Yu was a little helpless about this kid: "This kid is too suspicious, right?" ”

"Then how can you prove that you know martial arts?"

“?”

Finish.

and chased after it.

"Son, you can prove it as you say!" Guan Yu said.

"Well......" Long Er pondered for a while: "The people with strong martial arts in the Water Margin have all kinds of skills, and one of them is named Lu Zhishen, do you know?" ”

"Nonsense! You are also familiar with classical martial arts, can you not know? Guan Yu rolled his eyes and said.

"Well......" Long Er nodded: "That Lu Zhishen is not only powerful in martial arts, but also has great strength, and can pull up a very thick and thick willow tree, why don't you pull one out and try it." ”

Burst......

Guan Yu almost vomited blood, this kid is too ruthless in order to verify whether he is his father, right? I actually let myself pull out the tree, this Nima is a big tree with intertwined roots, the root system is luxuriant, and it is a little difficult for the excavator to dig it up, and it is not exhausting to pull it out by manpower? Although he is a master, he may not be able to pull up a big tree.

The story that Long Er said is a classic episode in "Water Margin" The story of "Lu Zhishen uprooting the weeping willows", it is said that Lu Zhishen was drinking with a few little bastard buddies, and suddenly heard a bird crying on a very thick willow tree, Lu Zhishen felt very upset, so he took off his clothes, revealing his horizontal muscles, and actually uprooted the big tree, which was so explosive!

However, after all, the novel is a story in the novel, and it is almost impossible in reality, unless the big tree is fake. Long'er asked Guan Yu to pull up the tree, didn't he deliberately embarrass him?

"Can you pull out a small tree?" Guan Yu is a little compromised, Xiaoshu may be able to give it a try.

"No way!" Long Er categorically refused, and directly pointed to a tree and said, "Dad, if you are really my father with strong martial arts, then you can pull out this tree." ”

Guan Yu looked at Long'er's little hand, and almost fainted, what is a pit dad, this is called a pit dad!!

This is a plane tree that has grown for at least fifty years, and it is so thick that I am afraid that two people will not be able to surround it, so let myself pull out this tree, and this Nima will have to exhaust himself!

It's not easy to be a father! Guan Yu secretly screamed.

Liu Sanjie also looked funny, as if she was holding back a smile, her son's whimsical ideas undoubtedly made Liu Sanjie relieve a little hatred, who called you so lustful and hooked up with a student girl.

Guan Yu turned to Sanjie Liu with a bitter face: "Daughter-in-law, it's not easy for me to be a father!" ”

"......" Sanjie Liu glared at Guan Yu and said sharply: "It's not easy for you to be a father?" Is it easy for me to be a? For so many years, didn't I pull the dragon with a handful of and urine? Why did you say you went? ”

"......" Guan Yu was speechless for a moment, does this have anything to do with me?

It's like a couple!