Chapter 243: Who the hell is Ivan
What is a wedding?
It is a very formal ceremony, and every word spoken by both men and women at the wedding scene is notarized by God. 、
Whoever regrets it after the end is over, who is unlucky.
Wheelchair Luo and Lin Bingbing thought of a bad idea.
I'm going to say yes, and it's not just going to cast a shadow over my young mind. Maybe Lin Bingbing really borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, pretended to sing it, and used her dark demon Dafa to take me in.
Why did you say you took me?
At the end of the day, my potential, my wealth, and my connections really can't compare with Lin Bingbing at present.
I am in Luo's house, although I am very high by Luo in a wheelchair, I am still an outsider after all.
They are the relatives.
Therefore, if you want to say that you want to receive, it is also me Ji Baida who collects Lin Bingbing.
It wasn't her turn to pick me up.
I can't do that!
But then again, this situation is also caused by me, and I went home to save my relatives, and I forgot about it for a while.
Now, you can't come up with a plan, and people have no choice but to think of bad ideas to get by.
Right now, Lin Bingbing, wheelchair Luo, Mrs. Zheng, three pairs of eyes, good eyeballs, fall on me tightly, just waiting for me to reply?
I thought for a moment and asked, "When is the wedding?" ”
Lin Bingbing: "The day after tomorrow." ”
Me: "Give me a day and one night, I want to talk to Luo Xiaolou, during this period, no outsiders can interfere with us." And, I promise, no matter what, I will be able to give you a perfect wedding the day after tomorrow. ”
Wheelchair Luo was excited and praised: "Mr. Ji, oh no, Brother Ji, I, Luo, am willing to form a brother with a different surname with you!" I am willing to worship the incense hall with you! ”
I was speechless, the Luo family was too enthusiastic.
The old man wants to worship heaven and earth with me, and this daughter-in-law who has never passed through the door must also worship heaven and earth with me.
He's uncle!
Wealthy, what a strange place.
Lin Bingbing listened to my reply, and the expression on his face was slightly stunned, as if he was lost, and there was an inexplicable trace of resentment and sadness.
I really want to talk to Lin Bingbing; Niu'er, brother knows your mind as a big demon moth, but this is not in line with the Tao, you can't do it like this!
But I didn't say it, I just took a look that made people not understand what it meant, and glanced at Bingbing's classmate lightly......
Lin Bingbing is not pure love for me!
Her love was completely dead from the moment she gave it to Luo Xiaolou and then found out that Luo Xiaolou was a bastard.
She has a complex emotion for me. (It's something that can't be explained.) )
7 p.m.
We first sent Mrs. Zheng to the car and went home, I told her some precautions and detailed treatment plan, and finally I stuffed the business card to Mrs. Zheng.
Mrs. Zheng understands very well, carefully put away her business card, sat in the car, and waved goodbye to me.
What does it mean to hand over a business card?
The first is to give her a clear location and let her go to the club for treatment, and the second is to ask her for money.
But I can't open my mouth to ask for it, so when I finish my work, hand me a business card, and if I understand, I will naturally understand, and there is no need to mention the cheesy word money.
This is something that I understand and can't say, just like the relationship between men and women, you can take off your clothes and go to bed with one look.
Sending the old lady away, I, wheelchair Luo, Lin Bingbing, and the others stood at the door of Luo Xiaolou's room.
I said to the two of them, "I'll go in first, but there's one thing, you can't mix with it, if you do, it's going to be a mess." ”
The wheelchair Luo glanced at Lin Bingbing, and then said to me: "Brother, don't worry, Luo's son will be handed over to you!" ”
I said in my heart that you have no worries, this is not a girl. Son, can I still let him sing chrysanthemum remnants, full of wounds?
I turned and went inside.
And at such a moment, a Chinese medicine term 'Zhu You' suddenly popped up in my mind.
As soon as the reason for congratulations was mentioned, the first reaction of the students was;
'The spirit of the sky, the spirit of the earth, the spirit of the Taishang Laojun will soon appear, the wind, rain, thunder and lightning will break, and the demons and monsters will all die. ’
When he was done, he took a sword made of wood, strung a talisman on the top, made a few gestures in the air, whew, the talisman was burned, put the ashes in a bowl, and give it to people to drink.
All right! We can't take spells lightly, after all, they are something that has been handed down for thousands of years. exists, and there is a reason for its existence.
But our Ji family's 'Zhu You' really can't match spells.
What is the reason for the blessing?
I just wish to talk about the cause of the disease!
In primitive society, when someone is sick, ask a great immortal in the tribe to come out. Xian'er came over to take a look, ouch, this is a heart disease, I have to bless it.
What is the blessing? It is to stand in front of the patient, put something similar to the incense table, and then let the patient's family take out the delicious and delicious and useful precious things. (This, ordinary people are offering things, if the tribal king is sick or something, it is a sacrifice of the living.) This is a real thing. At that time, the tribal king could not catch a cold. If you have a small fever, you can kill sixty or seventy people. )
Then Daxian knelt there, looked up and said to God: "God, pitiful, poor primitive people, no CT, no MRI, I have a strange disease, I don't know what to do, his disease, what is the matter......"
explained the ins and outs of the illness clearly, and then said to God: "God, people have prepared a bunch of food, use, and clothing for you, and everything is given to you, and people don't want anything, so you can make people sick." ”
Well!
Later, the illness really healed.
Why is it good?
First of all, the premise is that it has to be a heart disease or a deficiency disease (cancer or something, it doesn't work at all). Moreover, the use of rituals and rhetoric makes primitive people really think that God is helping him.
The primitive society did not worship the heavens ordinarily, it was the admiration from the bones.
In Grandpa's notes, there is a special technique of healing the heart. In the art of healing the heart, there is an important premise that is faith! In other words, this patient with heart disease must have an existence that he believes in and worships as a god.
Only in this way can we bring into play the various wonderful uses of the heart of the doctor.
In modern society, people understand more and more, and believe less and less. Therefore, Zhu Youyishu has also fallen, and only in remote mountainous areas, you can occasionally see mountain witch doctors who practice medicine with Zhu Youshu.
The Ji family kept pace with the times, and his grandfather's notes combined this part of the art of healing the heart with the modern psychological medicine he knew, and created this original method of curing heart disease.
The means are simple, there are no medical terms, just some representative medical cases.
Specifically, it is divided into these steps.
The first is to understand the background, the second is to understand the subtlety, the third is to comprehensively analyze, and the fourth is to contact and chat. In the end, it is necessary to do what should be done, and what should be done.
I entered the room and slowed down my pace towards Luo Xiaolou's studio.
I pondered the entire condition of Xiao Lou's classmate in my heart, and carefully recalled every detail of his performance. Suddenly, I caught a suspicious spot.
Ivan!
Yes, in Luo Xiaolou's mind, wheelchair Luo and Lin Bingbing are Picasso's relatives. But this Ivan, I still don't know who he is!
Ivan! It's a breakthrough.
I figured it out, pushed the door into the house, and I saw the scene inside, and I was stunned.
Luo Xiaolou crossed Xiao Erlang's legs very stylishly, sat on the coffee table, and was admiring his Atlantis motionlessly.
Is this good, or what?
I blackfaced, be on guard, and approach carefully.
Luo Xiaolou noticed that someone was coming in, turned his head, his eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth: "Ivan!" You're done, great, come over and have a cup of coffee with me. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief, this is not good, this is completely hopeless.
I sat down with a smile, took the coffee handed to me by Xiaolou, and said: "Picasso, we are in China now, my Chinese characters are not very good, I want to know, how to write my name in Chinese characters?" ”
Luo Xiaolou smiled and said, "Ivan, it's beyond my expectation that you can speak Chinese so well." It's hard for a Chinese man to write, you see, your name...... Well, transliteration, that's how it should be. “
Luo Xiaolou took a pen and wrote a string of words on a piece of paper.
I took it.
Pick it up and take a look.
Ivan 61 Slainsky.
I took out my phone and prepared to get on XX, but unfortunately the network speed was not good. I saw that there was WIFI on it, so I asked Luo Xiaolou: "What is the WIFI password for you here?" ”
Luo Xiaolou: "It's the English letter of your name 'Ivan'." Come on, I'll give you an input. ”
I went on WIFI and used my browser to find a search engine (XX or something is the most annoying, don't advertise them anymore. )
I enter.
Soon, the results showed.
This product is actually a Russian painter, but he is a modern painter, not from the same era as Picasso.
I looked for some of the works of this painter Ivan, I looked at it, and then glanced at Atlantis in Luo Xiaolou, and I instantly understood.
Ivan's painting style is in a fantasy style, painting things that don't exist.
Luo Xiaolou should have been imitating before, but now, although he is also taking a fantasy path, he obviously has his own things in it.
This Ivan is an idol in Luo Xiaolou's mind!
However, why did Luo Xiaolou put his idol with me, instead of Zhang San, Li Si, and the wheelchair Luo?
I took a sip of my coffee and thought about it, and suddenly, my eyes lit up.
I remembered a detail.
Earlier in X-Sea, when I treated Luo Xiaolou for the first time, I helped him bleed, and he fell back on the bed and once looked up at me.
Those eyes were full of gratitude and deep gratitude!
Now, let's sort it out, Luo Xiaolou's idol is Ivan, and in his mind, I am probably the one who saved the life and pulled him out of the sea of suffering.
After he went crazy again, he went insane, simulated his personality, and then he put together the two men who were the most important to him.
Ivan and me!
It's just that he didn't know my name, so when he first saw me, he made up his own mind and called me Ivan directly!
If Luo Xiaolou used to be a bastard swinger, he didn't deserve anyone's sympathy.
So now, I think he's really pitiful......
I had to give him a perfect wedding that he would attend.
Although, that woman doesn't love him anymore, I have to!
When I thought of this, I took a sip of coffee, posed like an idol, and said to Luo Xiaolou lightly: "Picasso, do you know what I am doing in China this time?" ”
Luo Xiaolou: "I was just about to ask you." ”
I replied: "I'm tired of living with only vodka and potato roast beef, I hate fishy pungent caviar, I don't like the cold Siberian weather." I'm going to live in China for a long time. I'm going to develop my new business here. ”
Luo Xiaolou was excited: "Great, Ivan, I'm really happy that you like China so much." By the way, did you come to China to do painting? Have you set up a studio? ”
I was deep: "Painting has become my hobby, and my main job now is ......"
I said a combination of a verb and a noun.
Luo Xiaolou: "This is very good, you will definitely be able to win the XXX award." ”
I sighed, "Maybe, just...... Right now...... My good friend Picasso, Ivan would like you and your sister Concierge to do me a very important favor......"