"Can you be more narcissistic?" Yang Wenjing was speechless.

Liu Xian chuckled, "Of course, the main thing is that I've never told lies. ”

"You ......" Yang Wenjing was already busy with Liu......

The two talked about eating the world for a while, and then Yang Wenjing began to rush Liu.

"I'll go, Yang Wenjing, you're too snobbish. If we don't talk about work, we don't have to talk about it, do we? Liu was busy and angry, and finally opened the topic and talked about life and ideals, etc., Yang Wenjing began to catch up with himself, what is this called.

"I still have to work, so I won't send you." Yang Wenjing said coldly.

"You-well, you're ruthless."

After letting go of these cruel words, Liu hurriedly turned his head and left.

That night, when Liu was squatting in the toilet of Chen Chen's house, the mobile phone rang.

"Who?"

"Me!" A voice came from the other end of the phone, "Xiao Decai." ”

"Oh, Old Xiao, when did you change your number, what's wrong, is there something wrong?" Liu Xian said with a smile.

Xiao Decai's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone, "You kid, I'll call you if I'm fine." Come on, I can't resist. ”

Listening to Xiao Decai's voice, it was as if something big had happened.

"I said Xiao Lao, what the hell is going on?"

"Your student's parents came, snot and tears, and the thank you was endless." Obviously, this Xiao Decai was frightened by the enthusiasm of Liu Miao's parents.

"What? Xiao Lao, this is a good thing, it scares you. Liu hurriedly chuckled.

"What a, I'm hiding in the toilet right now."

"Then you just take your time. Bye! After that, Liu Busy continued to start his own squatting business. He won't be idle, go and help this Xiao Decai out of the siege, besides, if he goes, wouldn't he throw himself into the net, and really think he is an idiot.

Liu Xin had dinner with Chen Chen, and the two hadn't eaten dinner together for a long time.

At the candlelight dinner, light music was played in the room, and the atmosphere was very warm.

"Chen Chen, come, before eating, let's have a drink." Liu hurriedly raised his wine glass and said with a smile.

Although Chen Chen raised the wine glass, his eyes were staring at the wine glass, as if thinking about something, "Do you want to get drunk?" And then do bad things? ”

Liu hurriedly swallowed and foamed, and said very sadly, "I said Chen Chen, I don't have a little bit of good, besides, such a romantic scene, isn't it a bit too inconsistent for you to say this." ”

"Is there one?" Chen Chen didn't care at all.

"What do you say?"

"Let me say that's no." Chen Chen said very politely.

Liu Busy shook his head helplessly, then drank all the wine in the cup, and then began to move the chopsticks. He originally wanted to be a gentleman, but Chen Chen's previous words made him change his mind.

At this time, the light music suddenly became rapid with the beating of a note, like a rushing river, with a momentum of a horizontal knife immediately galloping across the field.

The candlelight, the galloping momentum, and the beauty in front of him suddenly made a normal man rise up a possessive **, and he wanted to fight.

"What do you see?" Chen Chen couldn't help but feel a little furious when he saw that Liu Busy had been staring at him.

"I'd love to see that my eyes are on top of my nose, can you handle it?" Liu Xian pointed to Chen Chen's chest and said word by word.

"How dare you point to my breast?"

"What's wrong with your chest, I'm in a hurry, I dare to touch it."

"What about you touching it? Touch? ”

"Don't provoke me, I'll tell you Chen Chen, I'll do it." Liu hurriedly said that he was about to slap the table.

"Then you will do it." Chen Chen looked very unconvinced, and when he said this, he deliberately straightened his chest, "You don't have the guts." ”

"Ya, how bold and productive people are, I want to see how productive your land is." After saying that, Liu hurriedly jumped and came to Chen Chen's side, and his hands shot out as quickly as electricity, hitting Chen Chen's chest.

Chen Chen resisted twice at first, but then closed his eyes and began to enjoy himself.

At the same time, the music in the room suddenly became sonorous and powerful, like a surging river, making people's blood boil.

Finally, at the moment when the music reached its best, his lips kissed her lips, tight and sweet.

In the candlelight, the two hugged each other tightly, wishing that there was not a single gap between their bodies. At this moment, the heartbeats of both of them were like one person.

With the rhythm of the music, the two kissed more intensely. Only a screeching sound was heard, and the man actually carried the woman directly to the table and rudely threw the plate on the table directly to the ground.

Immediately after, a woman's moaning sound could be heard in the room.

In this battle, the battlefield area of the two was very large, from the dining table at the beginning, to the sofa, balcony, and toilet later......

It's intense and spectacular.

At this time, both of them were lying on the bed with their bodies up.

The man said, "Your body is really like a painting, it's so beautiful." ”

The woman replied, "Really? But why didn't I feel it? ”

The man smiled, "That's because you're always in the picture." ”

"I suddenly had an idea." Chen Chen smiled, "Aren't you on good terms with that art teacher?" How's it going, have you learned a little bit of fur? ”

Art teacher?

Su Ruilin!

I'll go, how can this Chen Chen know everything. Could it be that she is investigating herself?

"What do you mean?" Liu Xian deliberately sloppy, "We are just ordinary boyfriend and girlfriend." ”

"I don't care what your relationship is, and to what extent." Chen Chen twisted his head and said coldly.

I don't care about you and say, you're stupid to me.

"And what do you mean?"

"The meaning is very simple, I don't know if you can use my body as a drawing paper and make a picture of it." Chen Chen smiled and said meaningfully, "Just to test your painting skills?" Let's see if I can have a fight with Su Ruilin? ”

"What do you mean?" Liu Xian was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized that he chuckled, "Chen Chen, a handsome cowman like Lao Tzu, he is proficient in everything, and there is no problem with painting, but do you have a pen?" Lao Tzu's requirements for pens and paints are very strict. ”

Liu Busy once again pretended to be likely, hey, there is no way, who made Liu Busy's face as thick as the city wall.

"What do you mean, if I have one, I can draw?" Chen Chen's eyes flashed, revealing a strange look.

Liu Xian nodded and said affirmatively, "Of course." "No, after this sentence was spoken, Liu Xian regretted it a little, this Chen Chen won't really have it, right?

As it turned out, Liu Xian's guess was correct. Chen Chen pulled the bedside table, and suddenly various types of brushes and paints appeared.

Seeing this scene, Liu Xian suddenly sweated wildly, damn it, he was fooled, since Chen Chen said so, then he naturally prepared all kinds of things, he was really stupid, he was actually tricked.

Seeing the smug look on Chen Chen's face, Liu Xian was speechless, but what kind of person is Liu Xian, that is the protagonist of this book, no matter what happens, he will never bow his head.

Two seconds later, the divinity on his face changed slightly, and he giggled, "Very good, then in that case, Lao Tzu will let you see how the new generation of Tang Bohu orders autumn incense." ”

After that, this Liu Busy began to take the pen and ingredients in a good way, and at this time, Chen Chen was lying on the bed, with his hands on his cheeks, staring at Liu Busy in a daze.

In less than three minutes, Liu Xian took the painting plate, looking like a great painter.

"Are you okay?"

"Men can do it all the time."

"Don't talk nonsense, I mean drawing." Chen Chen stared at Liu Xian with a suspicious gaze.

"A must. Say, what do you want to draw? ”

"You can still choose?"

"Of course, I don't see who Lao Tzu is." Liu Xian smiled proudly, "Whether it's a pig or a dog or a king, Lao Tzu can paint." ”

Hearing the second half of Liu Xian's words, Chen Chen suddenly had the urge to die. Miss Ben bleed a lot today, and asked you to use your naked body with drawing paper, but you said that it was used to draw pigs, dogs, and kings, which is simply unreasonable!