Chapter 5 Fun Facts about Bathing

After that, Li Mengling roughly asked Lin Feng if he had anything, then went back to the room and rummaged around, and when he came out, he threw Lin Feng a set of clothes.

"This is my practice clothes, it's my loosest clothes, look at the dirty on your body, wait for Mingxue to come out and quickly wash your body, don't leave a smell when you come out, otherwise I'll lock you in the bathroom!"

Li Mengling grew up practicing martial arts since she was a child, and she is basically immune to general odors, but Lin Feng's body is really too smelly, and it can be seen from Ming Xue that she can't stay for a quarter of an hour.

Lin Feng nodded and said again, "No problem, but I still have some things that I need your help with." ”

"What else?"

"Blood, I need blood to provide me with energy, otherwise it will happen again if I can't control myself last time."

Li Mengling felt reasonable, "Then do you think animal blood is okay?" ”

"Generally speaking, we zombies drink human blood, after all, human beings are the primates of all things, and although animals also have spirituality, human blood is naturally better than that."

Seeing that Li Mengling was silent, Lin Feng thought that Li Mengling couldn't get blood, after all, this matter was still relatively difficult, so he said: "That's good, I'll go out for a walk by myself, and if I meet any wicked person, I'll suck his blood dry and make him a dry corpse." ”

Li Mengling immediately waved her hand again and again, "No, no!" This is not good, now is a society governed by the rule of law, and killing people is to pay for their lives. ”

"I naturally understand the truth of killing people to pay for their lives and paying off debts, but I killed wicked people, even if the emperor knows about it today, he won't blame me, maybe the emperor will be happy to reward me with something."

Li Mengling couldn't help but smile: "Just say a few words, don't say that you know us outside in the future, you can save our face, and return the emperor, why don't you say the Jade Emperor!" ”

"Shhhh Silence! The name of the Jade Emperor cannot be exported casually, otherwise the Jade Emperor will find out that you are disrespectful to him and will bring disaster to you. ”

Lin Feng's expression was serious, as if it was really something, and Li Mengling was shocked.

Thinking about it, I don't know how many people in this world are nagging the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and I haven't heard of any calamity, so I said disdainfully: "Look at your cowardice, you just take care of Mingxue at home, lest anything wrong with her, I'll go to the hospital to buy some fresh blood." ”

"Hospital? Is it the meaning of the medical center? ”

Li Mengling patted her head in annoyance, for this kind of question, Li Mengling really didn't want to answer anymore, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV in the living room, ready to let Lin Feng watch TV honestly.

"Usually there is a strong lion king in a lion pack......"

"What people!"

Lin Feng was shocked, stunned in the face of the picture that suddenly appeared on TV, Li Mengling took Lin Feng and went out to the hospital speechlessly.

"Hey!"

Lin Feng was still waiting to stop Li Mengling, Li Mengling had long since disappeared, so he had to turn around and study the 34-inch LCD TV.

Lin Feng was very smart, and after a while, he guessed that this should be a mechanical item that could store images and sounds, but it was a little different from his guess, this was an electronic product that could receive images and sounds, of course, this was naturally impossible for Lin Feng to guess.

Lin Feng looked left and right at the TV, and exclaimed at this masterpiece: "Momen is famous for making objects with strange and obscene skills, but it is really far from this mechanical item. ”

"Mengling, have you poured milk tea for me?"

The sound of inquiry came from the bathroom, and Lin Feng guessed that Ming Xue should have finished washing, and his body was indeed quite smelly, so it was time to wash it.

"Why isn't my bathrobe in there?"

When the movement came, Lin Fengguo saw that Mingxue came out, but the picture was a little fragrant, Lin Feng looked at Mingxue who was stunned, the corners of his mouth barely moved, but he didn't know what to say, "This? ”

The voice of the animal world narrator came from the TV, "Spring has arrived, and it is breeding season, and the majestic male lion ......"

"Ah......h

A crazy scream came from 504 of the charm apartment, Lin Feng entered the bathroom with a blue nose and swollen face, and muttered: "This Ming Xue looks very weak, why is her strength so strong, and her hands are so painful, I am also the body of a general!" ”

The body of the general is not an ordinary zombie physique, they also have flesh and blood, but they are not the kind of shriveled flesh and skin attached to the bones, but they are no different from normal humans, they will also die if they bleed more, compared to humans, they are just alternative monks who have died once.

Lin Feng looked blankly at the bathroom wall covered with white tiles, and asked, "There is no bath tub here, how can I take a bath?" Could it be this little white barrel? ”

I saw Lin Feng walk to the front of the toilet, and sure enough, there was a small pool of water inside, and he squatted down in front of the toilet and said angrily: "It's not enough to wash your face with just a little water, isn't it that Mingxue is angry that I looked at his body and deliberately didn't give me a water bath, but it was obvious that she ran out without getting dressed, how can I be blamed for this, it's a disaster." ”

At that time, Ming Xue found that there was no bathrobe in the bathroom after taking a bath, anyway, there were only two women in this room, Ming Xue naturally didn't care, but Li Mengling had actually left Lin Feng, so she naturally came to see each other.

Recalling Ming Xue's white jade-like body, Lin Feng blushed a little unconsciously, and felt a little hot on the wings of his nose, "Ming Xue's figure is really good." ”

Lin Feng, who was distracted, accidentally secretly clicked a black button, and saw a steady stream of water gushing out of the toilet, "Great, it turns out that this little white bucket is used like this, it seems that Ming Xue didn't mean to embarrass me, it was me who missed him." ”

Then our zombie Lin Feng squatted in front of the toilet and began to wash, humming an inexplicable tune in his mouth, and it sounded like he was in a good mood.

Soon, the door opened, and Li Mengling, who was anxious about Mingxue's situation, had already rushed back, carrying a large gray cloth bag in her hand.

When Mingxue heard the sound of the door opening, she immediately ran out of her room and immediately asked, "Mengling, why did you leave him behind?" Do you like him, but as we said before, even if you have a man you like, you can't bring him to this house, how can you not keep your promises. ”

"What do you like or dislike, I haven't even seen what he looks like?"

"Then why did you leave him behind?"

"It's not because of you."

Ming Xue pointed at herself suspiciously, "Me? ”

Li Mengling immediately took out a mirror, threw it to Ming Xue and said, "Look at your teeth, is there any difference?" ”

These Ming Xue naturally knew that he had already looked very carefully when he took a bath, but when he thought of Lin Feng's appearance that he was about to leave his saliva, he hated it very much, "Don't you see I'm fine?" Let him go. ”

"He must not go."

Li Mengling was resolute and described the danger that Lin Feng had exaggerated, Ming Xue had no choice but to nod helplessly and went back to the room unhappily.

"What about Lin Feng? Why didn't you see him? ”

"Cool!"

Lin Feng stuck his head out of the toilet, and his long hair shook off the trend, bringing up droplets of water.