"What's this called! What a complicated animal a woman is! Guan Yu muttered secretly in his heart, Huang Xiaoya originally asked herself to eat, but now not only did she not even eat, but she was also messed up by the intricate "misunderstanding" between several women. Read the novel

Guan Yu scratched his head and said in his heart: "Forget it, I don't want to think so much, ride a donkey to read the record book, and we'll see." ”

Saying this, Guan Yu was about to leave his hotel, but at this moment, Liu Sanjie stopped Guan Yu: "Guan Yu, wait a minute." ”

Guan Yu was slightly stunned, and hurriedly turned around, but saw Liu Sanjie standing at the door, Guan Yu hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Third sister? ”

"Well, you haven't eaten at noon, have you?"

"That's right. I just got off work. Guan Yu scratched his head and said, "I'm going to eat in the cafeteria." ”

"Fool! This restaurant is yours, what do you eat in the cafeteria? The food in the cafeteria is not delicious. Liu Sanjie said with a strange look: "The meal is ready, you go and eat." ”

"Hey, hey!" Guan Yu laughed lewdly: "It's still my son and his mother who are good to me, for fear that I will be hungry, and she prepared a meal for me!" ”

"Kill you!!"

"Wow Ka Ka!"

Guan Yu smiled obscenely, and ran into the hotel, and Liu Sanjie followed.

Liu Sanjie put the meals into a separate small box, all of which were home-cooked dishes, and mainly tofu, Guan Yu couldn't help but move his index fingers when he saw these tofu with all the color and flavor, this must be Liu Sanjie's tofu, oh no, it is the tofu made by Liu Sanjie herself!

These small dishes were indeed prepared by Liu Sanjie, and several of the meat dishes were cooked by Huang Xiaoya herself.

Guan Yu gobbled up all the dishes, like a refugee fleeing from Africa, and licked the edge of the bowl, looking speechless: "Third sister, your tofu is really delicious......

"You ......"

"No, no, I mean, your tofu is delicious! Doesn't that mean it's bald, hehe......" Guan Yu said with a smile.

"Okay, since you're done eating, let's go to work, and I'll go to deal with the guests." Liu Sanjie said.

"What's the rush to work! I've only eaten this tofu, but I haven't eaten your tofu yet......"

"What beans to eat from me...... Ga! Only then did Sanjie Liu understand that Guan Yu came to take advantage of her again, so she glared at Guan Yu viciously: "There is no right thing all day long!" You know that your mouth is poor! ”

Guan Yu laughed for a while, and then left the hotel, but when he left, he couldn't help but sneak a few handfuls of Liu Sanjie and ate some tofu, which made Liu Sanjie want to kill this little pervert!

As soon as Guan Yu left the hotel, he felt much better, and began to sing his signature song "Eighteen Touches": "One touches the waist of the little sister!" Two, two, touch Zhao Guoguo's Mimi! Three, three touches Liu Sanjie's ass, ah......"

Guan Yu originally planned to go back to work in the afternoon, but when he thought that going to work was so boring, he might as well forget it and not go to work, so he thought of the school asking him to go to the Fifth People's Hospital of Jiangling City for a physical examination.

"Forget it, I'd better go to the Fifth People's Hospital for a physical examination."

Saying this, Guan Yu walked towards the school gate, and when he walked to the main road, Guan Yu suddenly met his old enemies Zhang Yunze and Jia Baoyu.

Zhang Yunze still hated Guan Yu before, and he hated it to the core, but after being intimidated by Yan Guangming, he deeply thought that Guan Yu was a big man, so he thought about scolding Guan Yu, otherwise he could ask his son Zhang Xiaoze to take the initiative to have a good relationship with Guan Yu, and call Guan Yu his uncle?

However, the hatred between Jia Baoyu and Guan Yu is quite deep, when he saw Guan Yu at this time, his face became gloomy, but he was a little afraid of Guan Yu in his bones, after all, this kid is a violent maniac, he can't afford to provoke him, can't he hide? So he lowered his head and just said to Zhang Yunze hatefully: "It's that little beast again!" ”

Zhang Yunze glanced at it, and suddenly saw Guan Yu, but hurriedly greeted Guan Yu and said, "Oh my God! What a coincidence! It's Brother Guan! ”

Guan Yu was stunned for a moment, which fool called himself "Brother Guan"? And it's so enthusiastic and hypocritical? Guan Yu also looked at it like this: "I'll rub, isn't that Zhang Yunze's old bastard?" ”

If Guan Yu was stunned, Jia Baoyu suddenly heard Zhang Yunze greet Guan Yu enthusiastically, and he was also shocked and speechless, could it be that Zhang Yunze, this old boy, is broken? Or is Alzheimer's disease ahead of schedule?

"Principal Zhang, why do you call that kid Brother Guan? That kid is our enemy! Jia Baoyu hurriedly asked in a low voice.

Zhang Yunze didn't pay attention to Jia Baoyu's words at all, and ran directly towards Guan Yu, and he looked flattering: "That Guan brother, please stop." ”

Guan Yu stopped immediately, touched his nose, looked at Zhang Yunze like a pen, and said, "What's wrong?" You're going to come to me again? ”

"Ah...... No, no, no, Brother Guan, you are misunderstood! How can I find fault with you! I'm the ......" Zhang Yunze's eyes gurgled, and he asked tentatively: "That Brother Guan, Director Yan, do you still know you?" ”

Director Yan? Yan Shunkai?

"You're not talking nonsense! Director Yan is not the deputy director of our school's teaching department, and he is also my immediate boss, can I not know him. Guan Yu said.

"No, no...... Brother Guan, you have misunderstood, what I am talking about is not Director Yan Shunkai of our school, but Director Yan of the 'Sword God', that is, Director Yan of the Fifth People's Hospital. ”

Guan Yu frowned, thought for a while, and said, "Oh! I remember, it's that old stubborn donkey, well, I know him, but I've offended him, and the relationship with him is similar to that with you, it's all enemies! Guan Yu looked very relaxed.

"Gah! No, no, Brother Guan, how can I be enemies with you? We should be brothers! From now on, I, Zhang Yunze, solemnly apologize to Brother Guan, I used to be confused by my old Zhang, I don't know what Brother Guan is awesome, and now I officially admit my mistake! And I discussed it with Director Yan, and I plan to invite you to Jinling Hotel for a meal! ”

“？！！！”

Guan Yu was a little confused: "What did you say?" You apologize to me? And you want to invite me to Jinling Hotel for a while? Am I smashing my pen? Or are you scheming? ”

"Ahem...... I didn't bother with my pen, Brother Guan is even smarter! What my Lao Zhang said is sincere, I just want to invite Brother Guan to a meal to express my apologies! Besides, the dog has also offended your brother, so ...... Hehehe...... You know! ”

Guan Yu suddenly remembered that Zhang Xiaoze was also polite to him in the morning, and he looked flattering, why did he come to this point, his son Zhang Yunze was also so polite to him? There must be something strange in this! Is there some conspiracy?

Chu Zongheng?

Han Gong business?

Or is Yan undefeated?!

"That's not right! Although Zhang Yunze, this old thing, is the vice principal of this school, I am afraid that he is not qualified to get close to these celebrity sons. Could it be that he has some conspiracy of his own? Guan Yu frowned and pondered for a while, puzzled.

But when people put their hot faces on their bodies, they have to say that they don't have to? So Guan Yu smiled slightly and said: "I accept your apology, but what do you say, please eat, I'll just forget it!" As you know, I'm a restaurant owner myself, so I don't need you to invite me to dinner. ”

"Don't mind! Brother Guan, I sincerely want to invite you to dinner, if you don't agree to me, then I will ...... Death is shown to you. ”

"Then you go to die!" Guan Yu said coldly.

“……”

Guan Yu walked directly towards the school gate, Zhang Yunze looked at Guan Yu's back from behind, and said: "Brother Guan, don't worry, I will pester you to invite you to dinner every day, if you don't agree to me, I will pester you for the rest of my life, even if you beat me to death, I have to pester you to invite you to dinner." ”

Thump......

Guan Yu almost fell to his knees.

There are many Nimaqi every year, and there are many of them this year, and there are people who want to invite themselves to dinner, which makes Guan Yu almost speechless to the extreme!

"It's a shame! Zhang Yunze and his dog must have been bad! Guan Yu said in his heart: "Or this is an ulterior conspiracy!" ”

It wasn't until Guan Yu's back left Zhang Yunze's sight that Zhang Yunze put away his eyes in awe, and said in his heart: "Hmph! Don't look at you as a big man, with my Zhang Yunze's ability, if I can't take you, I won't be surnamed Zhang! ”

"Principal Zhang? Are you sick? I suggest you go to the infirmary. Jia Baoyu walked over with a shocked face at this time, and asked with one hand caressing Zhang Yunze's head.

"Go...... You're sick, I'm not sick! Zhang Yunze waved his hand again and again.

"Guan Yu, that kid is our enemy! Why do you look flattering to him? "Jia Baoyu, this is called a confusion.

"Teacher Jia, Guan Yu and I will no longer be enemies in the future! If you make enemies of him again, it's your own business, but if there are some terrible consequences, don't blame me for not reminding him! You brought it on yourself! ”

"Gah!"

Jia Baoyu was directly stunned: "Principal Zhang, what do you mean by this?" Why does it sound so serious? ”

"What do you mean, I don't have to tell you explicitly, but what I can remind you is that Guan Yu is not only something I can't mess with, but you can't afford to mess with it, even if it's your family!"

“？”

Jia Baoyu was completely stunned, and a trace of sweat appeared on his head: "That, Principal Zhang, don't scare me!" Does Guan Yu have any special identity? ”

"As for the specific identity, I don't know, but I know that Guan Yu must be a big person, this is what Yan Guangming, the 'sword god' of the Fifth People's Hospital, told me personally, and Director Yan Guangming will personally invite Guan Yu to dinner!"

"Ah......h

Jia Baoyu was stunned, he knew Yan Guangming's power, his grandfather once had a stubborn disease, but Yan Guangming cured it, and his grandfather saw Yan Guangming, and he was also polite! But I didn't expect Yan Guangming to be very stammering with Guan Yu, and the clues in this can naturally be imagined!