Chapter 168: Ridden
Guan Yu, Liu Sanjie, and Long Er, a family of three, had a great time playing in the playground! After all, Guan Yu has lived so much, and it is the first time to play in the playground, so he is extremely curious about every thrilling project in the playground and wants to have a good time!
Although these projects are extremely thrilling for ordinary people, for Guan Yu, they are simply pediatrics!
For example, known as the most terrifying roller coaster in Gangneung City Playground, its speed and flip degree are definitely challenging people's limits, if the heart is not good, try to challenge as little as possible, and there are some people who have weak tolerance to try it, resulting in vomiting on the roller coaster, and the vomited filth is streamlined and thrown in the air, which makes people feel disgusting to think about!
Guan Yu took Liu Sanjie and Long'er's mother and son to challenge the most thrilling project roller coaster, I have to say that a woman's ability to bear is extremely weak, Liu Sanjie began to scream frantically from the moment the flying car started, almost calling out the voice of this life, and its sound frequency is like this-
"Ah...... Yes!!!! Ahh......h
Guan Yu didn't feel the thrill at all on the roller coaster, but in order to match such a cool environment, he was also screaming like a duck there.
Don't say it, although Long Er is very young, but he is very bold, riding a roller coaster, not only is he heartbreaking, but he is calm, and his face is full of excitement.
Guan Yu secretly admired, this kid really has the same kind as when he was a child, and his future is limitless when he grows up!
When she got off the roller coaster, Liu Sanjie's frightened hair was like Einstein, and her body was shaking, she could hardly find her direction, and she was about to faint directly-
"Hey, daughter-in-law, are you okay?" Guan Yu reacted so quickly, hurriedly hugged Liu Sanjie, and took the opportunity to touch it in a place that people shouldn't touch.
"You...... I'm fine! Let me go! ”
"Ahem...... What's there! We're two people, and we're still afraid of this! ”
"Put! Open! I! ”
"Good good ......"
Guan Yu had to let go of Liu Sanjie, but his hand still pressed on one of the mimi of someone dishonestly, causing Liu Sanjie to almost kill Guan Yu, this scene was watched by Long'er, and Long'er was just "giggling" there, not thinking that his father took advantage of his mother.
"Mom! You and Dad are like a couple! Long Er said with a smile.
“……”
"Son, you really can talk! Lao Tzu will take you to a haunted house to scare ghosts! This kid is too good at talking, Guan Yu hurriedly pulled Long'er to challenge the haunted house.
"Oh! Great, let's go to the haunted house and scare the ghosts! Long Er screamed in surprise.
"Daughter-in-law, are you going?" Guan Yu looked at Liu Sanjie ambiguously and smiled and asked, After all, Liu Sanjie is a woman, she must be afraid when she arrives in the haunted house, if she is afraid, she will definitely find someone to hug her, so she ...... Wow Ka Ka! Guan Yu's bad mind turned quickly.
"I'm not going, you can take the dragon with you. I'll be waiting for you outside. Liu Sanjie was furious at the thought of the haunted house, so she shook her head and said.
"No, no! Today is the day of our family of three, you have to go! Guan Yu took Sanjie Liu's hand and ran in the direction of the haunted house.
"Ah......hh Badass, let go of me! Liu Sanjie wanted to refuse and welcome, half pushed, half pushed, and was dragged by Guan Yu, but in the end she still did not "break free" from his hand.
In fact, the haunted house in the playground is not scary at all, even Long'er is not afraid at all, let alone Guan Yu, Long'er even curiously pulled away the skeleton props, but the staff inside were startled, and Guan Yu walked calmly all the way, occasionally playing pranks, and suddenly screamed, scaring Liu Sanjie, who was already trembling, to jump up......
For example, in a certain "cemetery" in the haunted house, there was a ghostly atmosphere, Long'er opened the way, Liu Sanjie stood in the middle, behind Guan Yu's palace, Liu Sanjie's heart almost mentioned her throat, for fear that some "ghost" would suddenly pop out, at this moment, there was a sudden ghost crying wolf howl in the cemetery, and then Guan Yu also screamed mischievously: "Ah-"
Liu Sanjie was already scared, but as soon as she closed her eyes, she wailed heartbreakingly, and directly "flew" onto Guan Yu's body and rode on Guan Yu's step......
Yes, you read that right, Liu Sanjie, who is nearly thirty years old, is so agile in her movements, and she actually rode on Guan Yu's straddle with her legs open!! It's kind of like a ...... It's just not too ambiguous!
And Liu Sanjie was still holding Guan Yu's neck with her arms, and shouted "ahhhh ”
"Ahhh What a terrible ghost! Guan Yu borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and hurriedly shouted exaggeratedly, and Liu Sanjie hugged her tighter and tighter.
A woman rode on Guan Yu's body, could Guan Yu not react? The bottom has been hard for a long time, making him really straight and straight, just against the part of Liu Sanjie, and the situation is really to the extreme......
Later, Liu Sanjie suddenly realized that she was just in a haunted house, and it was all fake, what was there to be afraid of, and she also found that she was just riding on Guan Yu's body, and Guan Yu's weapon was still against herself, so that Liu Sanjie didn't mention how embarrassing it was.
"Let go of me! You bastard! Why hold me! ”
"It's you riding me, okay! It's you holding me, okay! ”
"I ...... Then you shouldn't have put your weapon against me. ”
"If you ride me like this, can you not get up with the weapon under me?" Guan Yu said with a sad face.
“……”
Liu Sanjie got up and down from Guan Yu's body, her face was still red.
Looking at Liu Sanjie's embarrassed look, Guan Yu was secretly happy in his heart, and said that the widow was heroic, why was this Liu Sanjie a little ashamed to answer?
In fact, Liu Sanjie is also a heroic woman, but she has indescribable feelings for Guan Yu, so it is a little strange for her to get along with Guan Yu.
After all, there is still some estrangement between Sanjie Liu and Guan Yu, and the factor of estrangement is Sanjie Liu's cousin Huang Xiaoya......
After this afternoon of crazy play, the relationship between Guan Yu and Liu Sanjie is getting closer and closer, and Guan Yu also ate a lot of tofu, not only touched Liu Sanjie's pair of *o, but also touched Liu Sanjie's fat buttocks, until all the projects were played, Guan Yu was still reluctant.
Long Er also had a lot of fun, this is the first time he has lived so big, the first time he is so happy, before Liu Sanjie was very busy, and he wouldn't take him to play, but this time it was "Dad" who took him to play, naturally it was extremely happy. This also made Long'er experience the warmth of home for the first time.
It was already past six o'clock in the afternoon, and the playground was about to close, so Guan Yu and the others also left the playground.
"Daddy! I'm so happy today! Long Er raised his head and looked at Guan Yudao.
"Hmmm! Dad was happy too! Guan Yu's heart is naturally happy, he has eaten a lot of tofu, can he not be happy?
"Are you happy, Mom?" Long Er asked Third Sister Liu.
Liu Sanjie was eaten a lot of tofu, her eyes were weird, and she squeezed out a smile and said: "Long'er is happy, and my mother is naturally happy." ”
"Heehehehe......" Long'er smiled, but Long'er laughed for a while, and her face suddenly became very lost, Liu Sanjie was more sensitive, and immediately noticed her son's strange appearance, and hurriedly asked, "Long'er, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I know that my dad can only accompany me this once, and after today, it will be gone." Long Er's words pierced Liu Sanjie's heart like a silver needle.
"Nope! Son, how could it be once. Dad will play with you every day in the future! Guan Yu also noticed the strangeness of Long'er, so he said.
There was a hint of joy in Long'er's eyes, and he said to Guan Yu full of hope: "Dad, can Long'er ask you for something?" ”
"Silly boy, what else do you want to ask for or not to ask for to your father, say it! As long as Dad can do it, he must do it! Guan Yu patted his chest and said.
"Hmmm! Daddy, can you marry my mom and be my real dad? Long Er held back for an afternoon, and finally couldn't help but say.
Ga!
Liu Sanjie and Guan Yu were both stunned, showing extremely strange looks.
"Dragon! No nonsense! Third Sister Liu hurriedly stopped drinking Long'er, Guan Yu is just her cousin's boyfriend after all! But there was a slight sense of anticipation in her heart, and she didn't know what she was expecting......
"Nope! Mom, I'm not talking nonsense! Daddy, can you marry my mom? Long Er looked at Guan Yu stubbornly.
"I ......"